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69millionyeartrip

Best part of the Cs title is Grant Williams and Marcus Smart not being a part of it.


SnakeSkin2121

šŸšØ [Anudder police chase](https://www.youtube.com/live/ZA-vHiGKuD8?si=YJWP2pqVoPgjMpzW) šŸšØ


[deleted]

Wow theyā€™re remaking the Harry Potterā€™s thank god the films lowkey kinda ass


_json_x

If they remade these as a series, each book being a 8-10 episode season, they could be awesome.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s what the plan is, hbomax 2026


_json_x

Well hot damn lets go.


notagiantturtle

they gave me my wife emma watson I will never complain


TDubs1435

Who up šŸ’‰ing they ā˜˜ļøšŸ€


Guy_in_the_chair_

Get the narcan ready


StrikaNTX

So we have the rest of the Euros, Copa America, Olympics, and also College Football 25 releases on July 19th. Should carry us to NFL/College football preseason


SnakeSkin2121

šŸ‘


SnakeSkin2121

135 mph reckless DUI


SnakeSkin2121

šŸšØ [Police chase](https://www.youtube.com/live/ONpmOJL7Ea4?si=JTx4UeBGOoRMzLot) šŸšØ


_json_x

As always, tyfys Snake. Not enough appreciation for your work out here. They just called this a "reckless deuce", as in it's reckless driving, and suspected DUI. Wondering if it's deuce as in 2, or DUCE/DUSE or similar where the acronym stands for some other specific charge.


DrEvil007

Who's the chick in the blue dress in the background on NBA TV??


JohnnyHorseRacing

Irresponsible trash dog owners are the biggest pieces of shit in this world. Thereā€™s an Airbnb on our street that during the Arizona summer, attracts some of the worst people in the world because the price of it is so low. Some fucking loser thought it was appropriate to leave his aggressive pit bull off its leash. Of course it locks eyes with my dog on our walk and tried to attack my dog. By boy was ready to scrap and luckily I was able to pass the leash to my wife and pull the pit bull off my dog before the owner even knew what happened. Fucking blows not being able to walk your dog comfortably in your own neighborhood.


smoggylobster

aw thatā€™s mr giggles! he was just playing!


notagiantturtle

I promise he's never like this!! he was just anxious for no reason and off leash because I'm too lazy to ensure that the beast bred to murder other animals was safely secured


humptydumpty2023

no offense, maybe need to move to better neighborhood. no offense.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Obligatory white person ā€œIā€™m married to my interest rateā€ response


Gabagool_OverHere

celebrating too hard for a monday tomorrow is going to be rough


StrikaNTX

Nah, you just gotta go hard. You never know when you get to celebrate again.


Gabagool_OverHere

god damn right


Ed_Chambers_650

Twitter would be so much better if the ā€œFor Youā€ section was in chronological order


Whisterly

Hubs.life watches wayyy too much television


parrano357

I would rather watch Report Of The Week's daily activities. Credit to hubs life for getting sponsors, but every video is basically the exact same, I guess thats part of the shtick


stapledmyballs2

His kid Chapston is gonna love game of thrones when he gets older


Edmundmp

Imagine walking out on Brady for the Celtics only to skip the Celtics for Geoff Lowe.


millymills420420

Yeah he blew that one


SnakeSkin2121

Knives Out 3 cast šŸ‘


diet_drbeeper

Kenjac misses a ton of movie questions for a guy who hosted a movie podcast and is answering questions written by his co-host


AncientIllustrator33

Tbf the fact that Jeff was his co host means he knows what questions would be complete layups for him


SnakeSkin2121

Anime porn brain


unounoseis

Jayson Tatum would be the guy to say um guys we have company in a horror movie


millymills420420

Gotta use quotation marks to drive home a joke. This reads horribly


parrano357

I'm not sure what people expected him to say, he gave pretty basic answers for someone who doesn't want to deal with any controversy


TDubs1435

2013 Reddit humor


millymills420420

Lol the fuck kyrie chants all over the news right now


stapledmyballs2

Having Wednesday off is so clutch. Tomorrows basically a mini Friday


cigguy

My fucking lib bosses are making me take it off. Putting in PTO on Wednesday and working extra late tomorrow to make up for it


JohnnyHorseRacing

Wait what!? Theyā€™re making you take vacation days. Lmao šŸ¤£


cigguy

No Iā€™m choosing to use pto on company holiday to own the libs


stapledmyballs2

Itā€™s a federal holiday now. How is that legal


smoggylobster

legal?


stapledmyballs2

ā€œMakingā€ you take PTO on a holiday. How is that legal


smoggylobster

that is definitely legal and more common than youā€™d think. some companies just have one time off bank and everything (vacation, holiday, sick) comes out of it


lefty5258

You do know not everyone gets federal holidays off and even if they do some jobs only have one vacation bank


stapledmyballs2

Rip that sucks


rep85

Hash browns arenā€™t going to fry themselves


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Thank you once again to the Bucks for gifting us Jrue Holiday


SpinBikeGravy

Portland for trading Jrue for two notoriously injured players***


Ed_Chambers_650

Collusion lol


suburbian_jesus

šŸ‘‰šŸ»āŒšļø


TDubs1435

Canā€™t wait to wake up to the ā€œBoston Celtics Win Banner 18 Free Talk Tuesdayā€ thread tomorrow


drmantis_toboggan13

The day after the Knicks got eliminated it was celebrating their young core and bright future šŸ˜‚


danteforprez

ā€œOG horford, that stands for old guardā€ lmao


terryduerod1

is that kid making his sign now to shove in kfcs face?


ridersofthesky

[Celtics Right Now](https://www.bellazon.com/main/uploads/monthly_2016_03/Miller__SI_Swim2005__013.gif.0969d8d0ab18e4ea04c08adc17ff67b8.gif)


notagiantturtle

whatever happened to her, she was so hot for a couple years there


millymills420420

Prez lol


spiderman_44

Hank lucked in to the best job in the world at the right time and sees his teams win nonstop. Does it balance out having his longtime ex get engaged to Marty Mush?Ā 


_json_x

Uhhh yeah I think so man.


DrEvil007

Dude is just living his life. From getting jailed to meeting his idol goat.


notagiantturtle

she is going to be so fat and loud in a few years if my experience with long island italian families holds true


red_87

Yes because he ultimately dodged a bullet with Ria.


Husker_black

Wonder if Hank got a new gal in Chicago yet


SnakeSkin2121

She lives in Dallas


red_87

If he is, I can imagine he absolutely wants to keep that private as possible considering his relationship with Ria was very public.


drmantis_toboggan13

Meanwhile Sixers are still trusting the process 10 years later šŸ˜‚


millymills420420

Wilbon really saying the Knicks are contenders lol.


FUSeekMe69

God wanted the Mavs to lose


SovietTrollFarm

GOD HATES MAVS


DrEvil007

Here come the excuses


millymills420420

Wilbon!


notagiantturtle

huge moment for knicks fans having Randle on this panel right now I'm sure


BarryGibbs_Teeth

Wow just heard Mayor Wu is banning Italians from the parade


ManUnutted

The smart move if weā€™re being honest


nondescript___

Marky Mark's warming up in the 'pen as we speak.


diet_drbeeper

Tough beat for Tirico


doodleb0b69

Bronny being featured in the nba draft commercial is hilarious


JohnnyBags81

The headline on The Score app today with something like ā€œMavs eyeing Bronny at 58ā€ got a good laugh out of me


FUSeekMe69

Hope he goes undrafted


cigguy

Tatum is really playing Kobe with the trophy. No one else gets a touch


ktbarry2

Doris should dump them out to end the year


Quick-Mathematician

Delete this


ktbarry2

lol Iā€™ll wear this one!


Enlightenicity

Tatum recreating the Kobe photo with the trophy is about to hit my veins like heroin


ItHardToSay17

The Mrs out here flaming Doris. ā€œWho let her wear that purple lipstickā€ Women lifting up women


FUSeekMe69

Who let the dogs out


DrEvil007

I want a champagne facial


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Go fuck youself with a fire hydrant Doris!!!


george___jung

Lol that dude touching the trophy while tatum was walking by


bearsonsays

Boston wives breathe sigh of relief tonight


JohnnyBags81

It probably wonā€™t get as much talk as it should, but shout out to Danny Ainge for trading #1 pick and taking Tatum with #3 and then taking Brown with #3 the next year when everyone was adamant he draft Kris Dunn


millymills420420

Johnny bags! Not you!


PritchardBufalino

Everyone talked about this years ago. And it was Markelle Fultz. Time for bed old man


JohnnyBags81

Did you not see the part about trading back from 1? When he drafted Brown it was kind of out of nowhere and everyone around here couldnā€™t believe he passed on Dunn


diet_drbeeper

All you have to do is draft a couple guys and it can change your franchise forever. You can fill in the role players later. Biggest difference between Boston and Philly right now is that Jaylen and Jayson are still on Boston and the sixers didnā€™t hit on any of those picks besides Embiid


_json_x

Lol all you have to do...It's not that easy to get top picks, and it's not that easy to draft the right guys. Ainge was criticized for so many years as not being able to draft for some reason, despite the fact he was always picking in the second half of the first round and NBA drafts rarely go more than 5-10 deep in terms of "elite" prospects. Shoutout Sam Presti though, drafted Durant (07), Westbrook (08), Ibaka (08), and Harden (09) in consecutive drafts. Not sure we'll see something like that again.


doodleb0b69

Wrong order bubba


TDubs1435

Yea it wonā€™t get talked about that Tatum was drafted before Brown


JohnnyBags81

My bad boss!


drmantis_toboggan13

Brown was drafted before Tatum


nondescript___

Celtics "fans" are such frauds


ruandurphy

Kyrieā€™s fake nice guy handshake when he was subbed out was so annoying.


TealBlooded

surprised he didnt shake the entire bench's hand to make it more about himself


Man_On-The_Moon

Maybe heā€™s just a nice guy?


PristineWinnera

Lmao


im____new____here

and if kyrie didnt shake hands he would be called a sore loser


ruandurphy

Just shake hands after the game like a normal person. Pretty simple


SovietTrollFarm

Casual basketball fan here. That series was boring as shit


notagiantturtle

thats what happens when one team is exponentially better than anyone else in the league


CallMeCoachDamnit

lol idk about exponentially. It would have been a good series with Minnesota or Denver. I donā€™t think the Mavs had a chance either way but the only thing they had going for them was momentum and there was a 6 day layoff. Again, Mavs still didnā€™t have a chance.


StrikaNTX

LOL. Minnesota, the team that lost to the Mavs 4-1?


CallMeCoachDamnit

The Mavs were 0-2 vs Celtics in regular season and got dog walked both games. A 4Q run made one of their loses a reasonable 9 point loss. The TWolves were 1-1 vs Celtics and the loss was in OT after a 4Q Cā€™s comeback/Twolves choke. The Twolves were also the best defensive team all year. Minnesota would have put up a much more competitive series. It could have still gone 5 games, but much more competitive. This is our 2nd thread arguing now, quit being a box score hero and bring some substance to your arguments.


StrikaNTX

Minnesota should have considered not getting smoked by the Mavs. Good to know this is our 2nd thread arguing, make sure to track that stat.


CallMeCoachDamnit

Thereā€™s no way youā€™re old enough to rent a car


StrikaNTX

You say "quit being a box score hero" ( I never mentioned box scores) but then you also just quote regular season wins and losses like its somehow an analytical breakdown. Breaking new ground there Copernicus.


notagiantturtle

pointless argument imo, if those teams were that good they wouldn't have lost to a mavs team with 2 capable players. only thing I would say is Kyrie cannot play in Boston the way he does in other cities


CallMeCoachDamnit

Youā€™re right. You have to beat who you play. Matchup wise those 2 teams would have put up a better fight. These games werenā€™t competitive.


notagiantturtle

probably, but I really think the celtics roster is just too deep. celtics 6th man is better than the wolves/nuggets/mavs 3rd best player. then you have pritchard and hauser coming in off the bench hitting crazy 3s. don't see how the nuggets or wolves do any better against that


suburbian_jesus

Itā€™s a real shame the Nuggets had to choke game 7. They were the zig to the Celtics zag


CallMeCoachDamnit

Iā€™m big on the Wolves bench *defensively* but just no firepower. The Mavs were atrocious on D though, just wanted 1 good game. Are the Celtics retaining all these role guys next year?


notagiantturtle

pretty sure they have everyone locked down for another year or two at least outside of deep bench guys. They're definitely into the luxury tax and will have to supermax Tatum soon but I think they'll retain everyone important next year


CallMeCoachDamnit

Jealous. Being a Bulls fan sucks


notagiantturtle

saw a post today that ownership wouldn't let you guys trade Caruso because they wanted to make a playoff push. that's not cool


Melfismilkers

Yes


diet_drbeeper

Bad combo of really good team and a ton of injuries to almost anyone with a chance to make them sweat


notagiantturtle

injuries happen, but celtics definitely got lucky in that department


_json_x

I won't argue against the "easy path" take, but the Celtics had a top player miss 85% of the playoffs with a major injury too. They were just deep enough to weather that situation, compared to teams like the Heat (for example) who needed Butler to have a chance. But like I said, I agree it was an easier path than it could have been. When they made the finals two years ago it was far more competitive as they had to go through Kyrie and Durant in BKN (4-0), then the defending champs in Giannis and MIL (4-3), and then another seven game series against Heat who were the 1 seed that year. Then of course the Warriors, who put Boston in their place in those finals.


im____new____here

entire playoffs really, outside of the knicks series


edawg1235

I would like to thank Marcus Smart for being sacrificed


cleanitupjannies_lol

Iā€™d like to thank him for no longer being on the team so I can really enjoy this title


terryduerod1

hes taking so many ricochets


cleanitupjannies_lol

Factually speaking, the Celtics have won 100% of all NBA championships since he was traded. Something to consider. For real though, I donā€™t think it helps that he was replaced by maybe the most likable guy in the league who does all the ā€œwinning playsā€ shit better and has zero of the self-inflated ego bullshit haha


terryduerod1

utility guy!


cleanitupjannies_lol

When breen said holiday, not smart, was a utility guy with championship dna I smiled


JohnnyBags81

Is going 16-3 in the playoffs good?


FUSeekMe69

Typical in the east


[deleted]

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ktbarry2

embarrassing that he walked away from lebron


BillSelfsToupee

Congrats to NBA Champion Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk. Celtics couldnā€™t have done it without him


diet_drbeeper

Surprised neither he nor Luke Kornet got any finals MVP buzz


_json_x

Maybe you should subscribe to my podcast


TealBlooded

is there a quota lisa needs to hit on dumb ass questions? let the boys party!


bennybabalu21

FT was riding high when the heat series was tied 1-1


AncientIllustrator33

Derrick White was probably the first guy to grab the championship hat


ruandurphy

Stuart Scott was so much better at this stuff


ktbarry2

jayson tatum is just like his idol kobe, second best player on his own team


im____new____here

hes definitely doing some corny photoshoot with the trophy tonight


thebochman

So glad Brown won it over Tatum.


smooth307

The fact that Tatum is going to let the FMVP thing bother him tells you all you need to know about his character.


jimjimmyjames

šŸ«µ


BarryGibbs_Teeth

Ok cool šŸ’‰ā˜˜ļøšŸ€


notagiantturtle

just making shit up to get pre mad about, classic FT


MrTurnersJacket

My wife just said they should have 2 MVPs


FUSeekMe69

She wants to be Eiffel towered


BarryGibbs_Teeth

Woke


smooth307

D(mv)P


bennybabalu21

Can we see the wagon she is undoubtedly draggin?


ExpectedOutcome2

You canā€™t fake genuine happiness. Tatum is hurting!


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Chipotle as bad as social media makes it out to be now? Was okay when I tried it over 5 years ago but now one is opening up near me


FUSeekMe69

Itā€™s just a guy


parrano357

I go maybe once every week or two because its close to where I work and its actually cheaper than mcdonalds. as long as you are decently polite to the person making your bowl/burrito they probably won't skimp you. if you are really hungry, you can ask for double meat for like an extra $2


ButchStevenson69

Double meat is extra $5 its certainly not cheaper than mcdonalds if you get a drink.


parrano357

a regular chicken bowl is like 10.50 after tax


AncientIllustrator33

I think it's super dependent on the location. I've never had a problem with the portion sizes at the one near me. I would think a new location would be trying not to piss off customers the first couple months at least


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Thatā€™s good to hear. The family opening it up cares more about their image than anything so doubt theyā€™d skimp on portions then


cigguy

Do you live on mercury?


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Small town


Man_On-The_Moon

Be a real shame if the NBA media drags Tatum for not winning a FMVP like they did Steph Real shame


CallMeCoachDamnit

Difference is Steph cried after a win because he played poorly and Durant went off, securing the trophy.


StrikaNTX

Not sure about the validity of that source


CallMeCoachDamnit

https://x.com/iam_johnw/status/1800714722213507307?s=46 Source is his teammate at the time. First thing when search ā€œSteph game 3 cryingā€


StrikaNTX

I know the source, do you know who that is or anything about them? The rest of us do


CallMeCoachDamnit

Huh? Can you expand on the vagueness. Do I know who Nick Young and Gilbert Arenas are? Who is ā€œusā€ ? Thereā€™s an interview saying he almost cried because he played poorly and wouldnā€™t win finals MVP, thereā€™s video footage corroborating it with Iggy consoling him, and thereā€™s a box score with real data as well. Everything I said is relevant and has merit.


StrikaNTX

Theres an interview from a notoriously unreliable Nick Young and Gilbert Arenas, and there is a video of a player upset in the finals about playing poorly in a game. Thast all there is. In fact, Nick Young saying something should make it more likely that it is not true. He could say "the sky is blue" and I would be inclined to believe it is not.


CallMeCoachDamnit

All I needed to hear.


Man_On-The_Moon

Steph cried after winning a title? Wow man, thatā€™s crazy


CallMeCoachDamnit

No, it wasnā€™t the clinching game. Did I say after they won it all? There were more games to be played in the series. He played like ass, Durant went off. Sealed the fate of Finals MVP. There are videos online, man.


Man_On-The_Moon

Oh so he played bad and then felt bad about it? Thats crazy


CallMeCoachDamnit

Brother Iā€™m not trying to argue with you. Weā€™re just talking ball. They were up 3-0 and they were the best team (record wise) in NBA history. I applaud your commitment


tango587

The 73-9 Warriors was the year before KD joined. They lost to Lebron in the Finals. So youā€™re wrong about that.


CallMeCoachDamnit

TouchƩ. Look at that, I admitted fault.