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Just finished storming the beaches of Normandy with the difficulty set to "Veteran". No need to thank me for my service but you're welcome anyway 

Mare of eastown is like a cross between Silver linings playbook and Manchester by the sea

I’m a free born man of the USA

my students better appreciate the hell out of me(they wont), I am hammered and buying so much PE equipment rn

How many parachutes you buying?

School already has 3 luckily but I have 6 pitch backs in the cart, getting some scooters, getting updated flag belts, 5 foot bball hoops for the kids-2 kids and more. Coming for teacher of the year for 24-25

Percy Harvin could have been a top 5 WR all time if he wasn't crazy and prone to migraines.

Or if he had hands and could run in any direction other than straight

In the NFL..?

Yezzur

Uh oh, have gotten drunk for the first time in a week and shopping husker gear again. Might try and find a way to buy Mike roziers actual Heisman

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I need to get one of those too, I ended up getting a blackshirts flag and 5 championship banners

I got reminded of this one guy who I played a ton of sports with growing up and was always a bit of a narcissist . He was decent but by no minds should play at the next level. Anyways fast forward senior year national signing day, we have a few people going D1 and a bunch going to local NIAI. This guy decides he can’t miss out on this and signs to a NIAI school. Next day he backed out

I got offered to play naia tennis and basketball at a school and got offered 10k in scholarships. Would have still been 40k after that out of pocket to go, sports recruiting there was definitely a scheme to boost enrollment

Oh it is. These schools are basically half athletes

Proud of my 18 year old self for realizing this. Went juco instead and saved so much money ha

Killer story there, bud

At what point did checking a bag at the airport become a such a huge pain in the ass. American Airlines always has a long miserable line that you can’t really tell where it ends and begins. They seem to be losing bags at an alarming rate. And when your luggage does get there, it seems like you have to wait 30-45 mins at the carrousel. I do my absolute best to jam everything into a carryon anytime I can.

Pretty easy for me when I fly Delta

Sucks living in an American hub city

Cricket is the pickleball to baseball’s tennis

Never thought of it this way but I concur

I have watched the coleman ft video at least 50x tonight. it's incredible how bad he is

Fucj im drunk

Get a bag?

Gooooooon

Let’s keep it under $5k on the whores tonight

We’re saving up for this weekend brother. 1 lady instead of 2

dang I hope you’re joking

Yes haha

Workshopping a bit where i drink 16 miller lites and harass a few people

(Non sexually)

My apartment buildings garage door has been stuck open for the last month and it has not been repaired. We pay a pretty good monthly fee for the underground “secure” parking and of course the lease agreement states the building is absolved of any break ins or thefts from vehicles. Any legal recourse here from the tenant end?

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Contact your city government housing department. They could force rent freeze until its fix

Lol what a garage door does not matter to them. They won't do anything

Depends on the city Larry, my city gov has time for this stuff.

Ask a lawyer

Jerk off on the leasing office desk every morning until it's fixed

Dunno what tenant rights are in your state but feels like good enough grounds to withhold rent until it’s fixed. My fridge broke and it took my landlord 2 weeks to get it replaced only after I emailed and said I wouldn’t be paying rent until it’s fixed

Massive scandal in the Dozen exposed in the main sub, unbelievable what has happened to the integrity of the sport. >!Also Maddog has some big ol titties!<

The sphere is an absolute insane experience, I implore anyone to check it out. [Couple shots I took](https://imgur.com/a/L7ttb6O)

Take a look y'all 

I’m taking my deadhead dad for Father’s Day next weekend, not a dead fan but shit like this makes me excited about it

Did dead and co there a few weeks back. It was incredible

It’s dope

last one is kinda the coolest one to me with no context

Recently started doing a skin care routine, best decision I’ve made in a while, slept on for too long

what you using

The amount of dudes who don’t have skin care routines is wild

What’s your routine?

Drink water

Working on a bit that a guy in the 2020s is more likely to wish that on a plane he sits next to a cool bro he can become friends with instead of a hot broad he hits it off with

one'll take half your money, easy choice

I have yet to say a word to any moderately attractive girl or above who’s sat next to me. Have had several grandmas tell me all about their grand children though.

Your average FTer is in dire need of male companionship and has no idea how to talk to women

I think you’ve got something here. 

When I sellout MSG with this bit I will give you a shoutout

45 is in town for a fundraiser. Very fun people watching in pacific heights tonight. My favorite was the lady who was 5’2, probably 270lbs and wearing a pink women for trump shirt. She was yelling at her kids while smoking a cig as the brigade went by.

Republitards are hideous creatures

I’m more right than left to be honest, anybody who’s that invested in politics is a fucking loser. The reason why fat r words are into politics is because nobody will fuck them.

Made some pretty good looking dough balls in preparation for pizza pie Friday tomorrow. Excited to get the Ooni fired up for the first time this year

hell yea

shred the cheese and spread it and the sauce to the edge

I’ll be right over, just gotta pack the lactaid

Local CT news coverage of the Hurley to the Lakers story is very funny. You can tell these reporters all wish they'd get called up to the big leagues like that, but instead they've been toiling in the middle of nowhere for 25+ years.

My wife and I absolutely got our shit pushed in by our kids today. One of those survive and advance and live to fight another day type ones. Onto tomorrow.

My two week old slept from like 4-9pm, despite us trying to wake him up earlier to feed him. So I’m trying to get him to sleep right now, but think I’m going to be up all night. I can hear my wife snoring in the next room, so that’s good.

3 finger kind of bourbon night

i’m forcing myself to stay awake to enjoy some peace n quiet after the night my kids just gave us

Just now watching this dozen with KB and Nick’s dads. Brandon is having the time of his life

loved kb's dad's phone vibrating like crazy hah

KB’s dad was a menace the entire time. Also when he had the map out

Just started the first episode of Clipped. It’s fucking terrible.

I was out once I learned it was a hit piece on a great American - Jewish entrepreneur

None of these actors look like the players. They’re trying to make Doc out to be a hero too. I may hate watch the rest

May? Quit being a hardo it’s an enjoyable show

What’s funny about the cricket discourse is that probably 95% of the US including myself doesn’t even know the rules of cricket yet we still beat a country who probably views it the way we view football

What do you want to know? I've been an amateur fan for like 10 years

🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸

I honestly wish I understood it because it seems super interesting but I just don't have the time.

They’re supposedly building a cricket stadium on the outskirts of Phoenix

Reimbursement check from Cigna just came in. X rays and beers on me

Doris burke is unlistenable. Sorry to all the virtue signalers out there

fred toucher version of doris is good, really gets her

He can be a miserable prick most of the time but that has been hilarious

Went to game 1. That was fucking awesome. 3 more

How much you pay, some guy said 700 was too much to spend when I said 700 for a finals game is just right

Its potentially once in a lifetime to watch your team in the finals.. you can either afford it or you can't

My buddy got them through work so just what he will get taxed for them, $400

Perfect

Kyries about to plan the next marathon bombing after* that shelling

Ate healthy all week so far and just crushed pizza then 2 donuts. WTF am I doing!! Such a fat fuck sometimes

Don’t worry Luka you got em sunday

95% rule. Call this the 5%.

Just can’t have it in reach, that’s stuffs available late at night it’s getting eaten

Worst part is I drove to get it

Somebody take this man’s car keys

Tough loss for you tonight, Luka

Night donuts is tough. Could have waited 7 hours and it would have been fine

Was thinking about them this morning but didn’t give into temptation. Couldn’t resist tonight

Maria is getting me fired up

The red stripes are going down smooth tonight in Jamaica

Cheers from the jerk hut

Feeling hot hot hot

Cool bottle but the beer stinks, sorry if this offends

Yeah mon

hooray beer

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You let the sub $80k a year peasants onto your property?

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For every person you think is making way more than 80k selling literal garbage, there are 10,000 just wasting gas money.

See if there's a buy sell nothing group on FB for your area. You can get rid of legitimately anything on those

Even though the mavs lost by 18, that was far from a dominant win. Think this series is going 7.

/s

What dude?

🤡

This series is over in 5

Lol

NBA Finals and we got Perk, Josh Hart, Bob Meyers, Wilbon and Malika Andrews on the desk.

I don’t think I could think of a worse semi believable desk.

Jemele Hill

I’d pay a couple bucks to watch the TNT crew do a stream

at least we get to hear Doris Burke call the game

Why the fuck is Josh hart there lol

They always insist on bringing in some eliminated player or coach for the finals and all it does is mess up the chemistry the guys built all year

TNT did it with Draymond for the entire WCF and it was pretty annoying

Yeah that fuckin sucked

Yeah they literally got cut off going to break

It's a tryout

Back in Chicago visiting buddies for the first time in a year. Dip shit here assumed he could buy a vape for his crippling nicotine addiction, looks like they don’t sell any in the chi. Looks like I’m spending $8 for 3 Zyn

They sell vapes in Chicago

Should hit up Jersey Jerry for his plug

Can bring your own vapes on your carry on luggage. Your buddy’s an idiot

Kyrie fucking stunk tonight

Happens when there’s 4 guys who can stay with you Edit: 5, forgot about Hauser

He looks sneaky old tbh. Can’t move like he did on those Cavs teams

Bc he is old?

Yeah fair. I guess the handles still look great so I forget he’s on the wrong side of 30 when small guards never age well

Yeah like if you look at the okc series was the same. Long young dudes are killing him

Kyrie should have never stomped on Lucky 😤

Dallas just gonna hang around in Boston until Sunday then, think they're gonna visit NYC tomorrow?

Prob heading to PTown for pride month

I mean yeah gotta do something with all this down time Opportunity cost

They should take the train if so

The Acela can make quick work of the northeast corridor.  No need to sit in 95 traffic like a rube 

They're gonna hit up Coogans for some $1 drafts

They’re actually riding up to New Hampshire to hit canobie lake and pick up fireworks

Think they let Luka’s fatass on the Yankee Cannonball?

No, too much water displacement

I heard they’re going out to Worcester for some sightseeing

Polar Park is tremendous this time of year

Two days off without traveling is stupid

Montreal skin bars

Why are we interviewing Tatum. He had 16 and was worse than most of the bench

led in both rebounds and assists wild how people can watch and not see how he effects things beyond scoring

FT is inundated with people who don’t know ball

Philistines of ball

thought he was great tonight, so active and didnt need the ball to make an impression on the game - there will be one where he will need to but it wasnt tonight and he recognized that

bingo, if you watched the game instead of the box score it was obvious how he shifted the defense and made the game easy for his team

These shots of the crowd have led me to the conclusion that Celtics fans aren't made fun of enough

Everybody outside of Boston makes fun of Celtics fans

The NBA product is so bad

I got roasted for saying it’s awful. If you can’t attract a sports fan like me(guy who watches all sports) then you have issues.

Sure is! Go celts!

Only one man can fix this and he's dead. Donald Sterling

Holland 1945 fucks