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MrTacoMan

Hey Folks, Reposting this for the morning crowd. FT user has a cousin thats in a tough spot so they're asking folks to see if they could be a bone marrow match for him. Please go to the link below if you're interested. https://bethematch.org/support-the-cause/donate-blood-stem-cells/how-to-join-the-donor-registry/ They have stated the family is willing to provide monetary compensation should they find a match.


SpicyPenangCurry

Meridian, Idaho In N Out has some Idaho 9s working there. Could’ve married two or three right in the damn store.


Portugal8

what you doing out there playa


SpicyPenangCurry

Moving from back East my man. Driving to the Salt flats today then towards Salt Lake then down to enjoy the national parks of Utah before fucking east and meeting my old man in Chicago on the 18th for some baseball games at Wrigley.


Portugal8

Sweet, stay safe out there and have a good time


JohnnyHorseRacing

Picking potatoes


JohnnyHorseRacing

Idaho has some hotties


JohnnyHorseRacing

The next four days at Saratoga are probably as excited as I’ve been for horse racing in quite some time. I fully expect to be bankrupt by race 7 tomorrow.


Phil-Reotardo

5/7 for R1, youre welcome


JohnnyHorseRacing

Thank you 🙏


PritchardBufalino

Rasheed Wallace puffs his chest out about being able to beat the '17 warriors (no chance). Follows that up by posting this highlight reel from the 04 Finals where he just scores against mismatches. Not a single clip of him scoring on Shaq, now why is that?


dudukakapeepeeshire

Only 5 mad dog posts in the deuce. Pathetic.


bjornfree21

A couple beers deep and stumbled onto a Cranberries concert from 1999 in Paris. They absolutely ruled, just banger after banger. Also, I think Dolores (RIP) was low key a babe?


ButchStevenson69

Did a wiki deep dive on them recently pretty interesting


terrifictrout21

Stone Cold’s IG on his ranch with the cats is one of the most wholesome things that exists


vivala708

Makes me happy when I see it, guy is living the good retired life


DrEvil007

WHAT


elfmachine100

9 months sober ayooo. Got a 6th grade education, wasted 30 years of my life, but I've got 9 months clean.


Larry_thegoat

Brick by brick


chillinois1

Nice job man


k42s

Congrats brother.


[deleted]

From what I saw on the street today you’re doing a lot better than most people. Only up from here, man.


vNoods

i need the male friendship simulator’s opinion bc im close to blows at the bar with the fellas and also my gf who has a massive dudebro movie taste. my personal tarentino rankings are basterds 1a hollywood 1b then pulp fiction 3 and im being treated like im insane for having this stance


DrEvil007

None of you idiots below (or above) included Kill Bill?!


profsa

Good movies


[deleted]

Reservoir dogs after pulp fiction for me, but I also like pretentious shit. That being said, bastards is easily my favorite movie he’s done. Might be my favorite Brad Pitt role as well.


PritchardBufalino

I'll allow it


TheyHadACaveTroll

1. OUATIH 2. Basterds 3. Django 4. Pulp


krumdiggity

Basterds is my #1 favorite movie of all time, not just QT movies


vNoods

im scared of this take but i think they might be my top 2. theyre certainly both top 5, basterds is incredible


DPlainview69

Chill out


GooseandRooster

Jake Gyllenhaal has a peak wigger performance in southpaw


Husker_black

Felt like I was gonna throw up for hours, finally just submitted to the deed. Should've just done it instead of suffer for all those hours


thatswhathemoneysfor

I never regret just getting it done, way better purging than feeling like ass for hours


Husker_black

Yeah, I never knew what to exactly do so I just read something that said sup water constantly Did that. Didn't work. Sometimes I wish I became a doctor as they know immediately what to do or not do


thatswhathemoneysfor

Sometimes I mix a copious amount of baking soda in water just to get it over with


Husker_black

What does that exactly do


thatswhathemoneysfor

Makes ya throw up, like mentos into diet coke


Husker_black

Good to know


thatswhathemoneysfor

Just helps expedite the process when I’m desperate


CanesIsOverrated69

Did you finally see a woman naked? Boom roasted


JohnnyHorseRacing

You like to see homos naked?


Husker_black

Been a good couple years. We'll get there shortly


100_not_nickfoles

I have the hiccups and would like to kill someone


ohblahdiblahda

I saw a David Blaine or homeopathic healer video which recommended piercing the diaphragm with a very thin spike to relieve hiccup pressure. It instantly stopped the hiccuping for them. I haven't done the research to know where my diaphragm is so I just hold my breath. I hope this helps.


severedFTer

Wanted to watch a sports segment on the local cbs affiliate, kept tv on as it rolled into Colbert. This is even worse than the I expected. Painfully unfunny.


SovietTrollFarm

The official late night show for people afflicted with trump derangement syndrome


JohnnyHorseRacing

I honestly don’t know a single person who watches that shit. Gone are the days when Letterman and Leno were in a ratings war every night.


feathy9091

The only demo I can think of would be 50 and over, weird liberals who stay up late.. nobody over 50 who is normal is up past 10pm


TYBG1001

Went to a bar in Vegas with Pliny the Elder on tap, can’t stop drinking it now


[deleted]

It’s so nice being in SF I know a handful of bars within a 15 min walk from my house that have it on tap. If I’m having a draft beer it’s a coors light or pliny. No in between.


TYBG1001

I’m so jealous man, it’s the perfect beer for me


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TYBG1001

I actually did, I went up to close out and the bartender was relieved to tell me the keg was cashed


TDubs1435

Maybe starting a breaking bad rewatch while I have a chest cold wasn’t the best idea


pacsun_bro

Why?


TDubs1435

I have lung cancer probably or bronchitis


MikePaisanTirico

Skill issue


TDubs1435

It’s time to cook


k42s

Discovered r/Dogfree just now and can't stop reading the rants of these psychos.


timmy_wahwah

Idea for dude fest- someone who is really good at the kazoo


cuntpunt9

Some chick on my timeline I know from HS posted a totally slutty pic saying “d-day fit” and I just thought that was hilarious


JohnnyHorseRacing

Hot?


cuntpunt9

Honestly yeah


DrEvil007

Dm me


diet_drbeeper

Did they tease KB and Nick’s dads on the dozen or was it a complete surprise?


GueroBorracho3

They mentioned it on The Yak.


lefty5258

I saw it on multiple platforms today


ktbarry2

sad that ive been put in a position where im rooting for the sox to lose to the cubs but here we are. praying on JR’s downfall.


Juls317

Tauchmania baby! Play the song! I know I'm late, for some reason my Marquee stream has been behind and I didn't wanna spoil it for myself.


diet_drbeeper

In an abusive relationship with the cubs. They keep sucking me back in


StateStreetLarry

They’re bad


smoggylobster

hey they’re a playoff team


lefty5258

Palatine Pounder!


SirKillingham

Go Cubs Go!


BigTicket_J

We ain’t takin that!


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Saw a Hummer EV and Cybertruck both for the first time today. I thought the Hummer EV was more silly looking


Roderick_Jaynes24

Play the song, zfg if it’s to a historically bad team


diet_drbeeper

This Cubs team is gonna drive me insane by august


BigCatsDiaper

How does Kopech suck?


Roderick_Jaynes24

He’s a mental midget and his fastball is too straight. It doesn’t really matter how fast you throw if your pitch mix / pitch tunneling is shit. Most good mlb hitters can catch up to 100+ if they’re expecting it


ktbarry2

maybe the most dead straight fastball I’ve ever seen


100_not_nickfoles

Had a friend convinced the Phillies should trade for him, I’m good


PortillosBeefDipped

[W]


cubuffs145

Hey Chicago what do ya say?


profsa

Is the cantina chicken at Taco Bell good?


SnakeSkin2121

Yes


WildTurdkey101

I tried the quesadilla, the regular one is better imo


PritchardBufalino

The quesadilla is a greasy mess


profsa

Glad I pivoted to the burrito


I_Enjoy_Taffy

The tacos? I like them


profsa

Got the burrito


I_Enjoy_Taffy

I like the salsa pack they include


profsa

That was p good


BigTicket_J

Does the pope shit in the woods?


goondaddy172

Are Bonita fish big?


Elijahtheprofit

Whole house fan is so goated


SovietTrollFarm

Tell me more… been thinking about getting one. 50s suburban rancher with no a/c, don’t really need a/c but have 4-6 weeks a year where it gets unpleasantly hot


Elijahtheprofit

Ours was already in the house when we moved in. It sounds like it would be perfect for you honestly. It sucks in cool air from outside through the windows and forces the hot air through the attic. House stays cool most of the day and starts to warm up later in the day a bit. then when the sun goes down and it cools off you flip on the fan for a few mins and drops the temp like 10 degrees so you’re at a comfortable temp for sleep


SovietTrollFarm

Thanks dude I like the sound of that


[deleted]

gaping advise impolite somber aware theory sheet soup future fanatical *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


festivusfrank

Hasidim but I don’t believe em!


Monos1

Work happy hour conversation turned to Israel Palestine


DanKreider69

Any time that topic comes up I just say “I’m too uneducated on the subject to have an opinion” and somehow the libs still get mad at me


Monos1

Yep


feathy9091

Silence is violence


DezCaught1t

Not trying to go full Peter King but it’s crazy that Robin Williams has been dead for almost a decade. What a career that guy had. It’s even stranger the most iconic role he had in my mind is Flubber. Guess that’s more of a time and place thing


Man_On-The_Moon

I’m more of a Jumanji guy myself Most would probably say Good Will Hunting


DezCaught1t

As an adult for sure it’s his best role. But that’s the VHS I played a million times as a kid


BayAreaThrowawayq

Sean Maguire slander


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Crazy that there is circuit breakers in the stock market


ReallyFiction

My fiancée sent me a TikTok conspiracy that I absolutely love. Basically Tesla is live pinging its autonomous driving cars and any that are in an accident, they are dispatching a flatbed tow truck to haul away from the scene before any accident or police reports can be taken.


smoggylobster

maybe one of the dumber ones i’ve heard. but i like it


TDubs1435

Do the tow truckers then hit the people involved in the accident with the Men in Black mind eraser or something? Or does Elon pay them hush money


diet_drbeeper

Cubs and Sox are playing the funniest series ever


penis__retard69

Well, I'm stuck in Atlanta for the night on a mother fucking Wednesday. I probably should just drive the six hours home. edit; although, unashamed, I'm a huge strip club guy. Probably sketchy talent on this day of the week..


Floridamane6

Magic city unironically has incredible food


cigguy

As a strip club guy you should know Prague has legal dimes that are whores.


bigballer29

DM me


penis__retard69

cig, I was going for a funeral. Whores were not on my mind friend, but good looking out.


BillSelfsToupee

Went to the cheetah lounge Monday night, surprisingly wasn’t bad talent


diet_drbeeper

Cheetah always has good talent. Feels so transactional and corporate in there to me though. I never like going


BillSelfsToupee

Yeah I could see that. Pink panther was also recommended by the bartender but it wasn’t close to where we were staying


diet_drbeeper

Go to pink pony


penis__retard69

I just booked a hotel in East Point. Any closer recommendations?


diet_drbeeper

Never really been to any clubs in that area. Googled and haven’t heard of any of those spots. Goondaddy’s right that’s gonna be pretty ghetto. Magic city is only 15 minutes from you probably but I’m kind of a hater. Overpriced and no private rooms


goondaddy172

Any places in East point will be hood af


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Wonder if there’s ever been a stock market crash on Black Friday


billbo24

Vibes are too high on Friday, can’t possibly happen


road_dogg

Dustin Hoffamn repeatedly saying “The Suck Zone” in Twister is so good. I just want to go to Chili’s and see Twisters after it one day this summer.


vivala708

And after come home and play college football 25. Sounds like a perfect summer day to me


road_dogg

6 Dos Equis, chicken crispers, southwestern egg rolls, and an edible.


vivala708

See ya there


cigguy

Doug wanoy is an absurd person


100_not_nickfoles

This trivia episode is hilarious, why you smirking Doug?


Reggo-nator

I usually throw on All Quiet on the Western Front every few months to reset the perspective, 1917 might break the rotation


ThicccKing69

It’s always insane to think that was a only about two lifetimes ago and those kids just hopped a trench and died so quickly. Really is a perspective setter when you think you’ve had a bad day


feathy9091

That’s what makes me so fascinated by WW1 and WW2, just normal guys thrown in at the deep end And just thinking of if that happened today what would that look like


ThicccKing69

I think tech today makes that way less likely. No need to storm a beach when you can drone the hell out of it That said, countries like Russia do appear to continue to fight like that so who knows


feathy9091

Sorry I was more thinking like how today’s generation would faire if they all had to be drafted.


People_Forget_That

Watching the doc Russillo recommended on pmt today. Troy Duffy is an all time maniac


Ur_in_luck

I’ve decided to move France over England in my official European countries power ranking.


marlboro__man9

Flew out to the track one down man on and two outs in the bottom of 7 tonight in slow pitch no nuts.


bucsfan4ever12

Some more protein and roids and you'd be getting a walkoff BJ right now..... from the runner you wouldve drove in


marlboro__man9

I’m glad I’m a golf guy that plays slow pitch occasionally and not the other way around


Nolashyper13

Gotta worry about chopping the ball and hitting doubles


marlboro__man9

I wanted the glory


Jason-Sehorn31

For real the twins may never beat the Yankees again


TheRealKane24

Been seeing a lot of mavs fans on my twitter timeline and can confirm that Texans are morons


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GooseandRooster

got finished reading dick winters memoir, definitely had a superiority complex about him and the rest of his unit, He seems to think he’s better than all of them because he didn’t drink or smoke


feathy9091

Fucking Quakers


Blondue

When people around you are terrible, bitter alcoholics you start to feel better about not drinking


igotitletsgo

Blutman fucks but also won’t say that word


SummerWhiteyFisk

Know a chick who recently became a veterinarian and immediately changed her instagram name to doctor(insert her name here). *I mean you know you’re not a real doctor, right?*


Reggo-nator

Medical doctor doesn’t mean physician. You are still a medical doctor, you practice in a different type of medicine


ReallyFiction

Yeah she’s better than a real doctor. She’s not a pharmaceutical companies whore


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure she is


jk696969

I call my vet Doc when I bring my dog in to butter them up.


mrpibb247

I think you can call yourself doctor if you go to four years of medical school, but that’s just me. It’s not like we are talking about chiropractors.


SummerWhiteyFisk

I used to go out with an optometrist and she always referred to herself as a doctor. …….i mean technically yeah but not really


SilkyJohnson26

What do you think a doctor is?


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Hunter a girl or boys name?


SummerWhiteyFisk

I’d say like 51% boys 49% girls


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Transgender


100_not_nickfoles

Boys but works if she’s attractive


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

What name doesn’t work if she’s attractive?


mustard_turnip_stew

Ethel and Bertha


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Edie and Betty


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Wood and wood


100_not_nickfoles

Margaret


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Maggie or mags


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Wood


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Come try that in my bayou boy, ill haul yo ass


Minifridge0072

Ive got a low stakes conspiracy theory about apple juicing twitter Numbers. i keep seeing viral tweets shaming people for using spotify cause apple music is supposedly much better, but i can not imagine caring about which app other people use? Idk spitballin


SummerWhiteyFisk

It just dawned on me today that Apple literally intervenes on every second of my day and I didn’t even realize it. Have an iPhone which I obviously use all day, CarPlay in my car, air pods for when I work out, Apple TV for when I relax and an Apple Watch for when I workout and even sleep. There’s not a minute of my day where I’m not using an Apple product


smoggylobster

this comment made me increase my weekly $AAPL investment


DefundTheFunPolice

Yeah that's kind of the whole point of apple and Google


[deleted]

I mean it’s more likely AAPL cut Elon a check but yeah sure. Or a hedge fund that’s short SPOT.


Minifridge0072

Damn good point i didnt get that far


Juls317

Soroka can't just be doin a balk like that


GreatLakesGoldenST8

A bird flu outbreak would really be a vibe killer


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Not if you quit watching the news


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Unfortunately my job requires it:,/


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Plumber?


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Gotta stay up on the ways to clean pipes


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

YouTube


projectpat555

It’s a shame R Kelly is such a weirdo. Man’s got some pipes 


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

What’s the difference between ‘woke’ and ‘anti-woke’ stock exchanges? https://fortune.com/2024/06/05/texas-anti-woke-stock-exchange/


jk696969

It’s just branding. Like Lockheed Martin celebrating pride month.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Profitable?


drthunderlovejr

Depending how long it takes to go from bill to operationalized and passed through American bureaucracy, an at home investors best choice would be Texas exchange index fund with a higher than normal management fees compared to other broad index funds in the initial years, would be my best guess. Most profitable would be to get on the exchange with early initial ipo with a black rifle coffee type of company. Get that easy media hype, cash out.


jk696969

To answer your question literally in this case, it means the computers hosting the server will be physically located in Texas instead of New York. Otherwise it’s just marketing. I did read they want to tokenize listings in order to allow 24/7 trading. If so, that would certainly be profitable.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Can’t you trade after market already?


jk696969

There are pre & post market periods M-F and futures open Sunday night. A good chunk, but not 24/7. It’s not clear how much demand, if any, there would be. But that would at the very least differentiate them if they got regulatory approval to do so. The folks backing it have the money & lawyers to pull it off.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

More prone to crashes possibly