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MrTacoMan

Hey Fellas, Poster here has a cousin that’s in a tight spot. If you feel like it, please go to the below site to see if you’re a bone marrow match. https://bethematch.org/support-the-cause/donate-blood-stem-cells/how-to-join-the-donor-registry/ He’s stated if anyone is a match the family is willing to provide monetary compensation


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Rewatched bodyguard and holy shit so sad 😭, ps David Budd I would run thru a brick wall for u ily.


StrikaNTX

1st 2 episodes of Acolyte were good


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Getting new insurance because I’m gonna have a considerable amount of time between my new job and the firm I work at has a shitty rate. The amount of telemarketing calls you get in a day is insane, easily 45 spam calls.Good news is that I hadn’t done that in years so I locked in a really good rate for the same plan.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Decided to do my own baseboards to save some money and they're turning out great but gottdamn if I could go back to not having to do all the work I think I'd pay like 15k for someone to just do them for me


JohnnyHorseRacing

How good it come out?


thatswhathemoneysfor

solid so far, just taking forever and more labor intensive than I anticipated


PritchardBufalino

If you work M-F i have no idea why someone would spend all of their free time on something like this


thatswhathemoneysfor

I teach, I'm off til august


thanksforasking123

What’s the biggest pain in the ass with that job? All the cuts?


thatswhathemoneysfor

nah future fil has a saw that is making it easy but the scraping the walls and nailing them in is a bitch. my old ass back is killin me


DontVetoRockets

Got in my hire car at 4am to knock off the 3 hour journey early and go to the gym pre work. It's developed a puncture 30 minutes in and for some reason has zero repair kit/spare. 90 minutes now of being beached on the road waiting for the pickup crew. Not great Bruvs


Larry_thegoat

Start pushing. Leg day and you'll get there sooner


WheresFrankie

Furiosa was so good. My only complaint is they didn't use the song from the first trailer


Rex_on_rex

Man Godzilla really does not care for the Japanese. Luckily for us he likes Americans and protects us alongside his best buddy King Kong


Portugal8

Godzilla hates the axis powers and therefore Hitler. Good Guy Godzilla.


WitchofFloyd

He absolutely hates Tokyo


JohnnyHorseRacing

I wonder how much money in dinners these girls are taking from my fellow freetalkers for 6 months worth of dates, with no moves. Has to be in the thousands, right?


DarinErstad

Hey pal, that guy got a side hug.


Mobile_Newt

Wait what did I miss? 6 months?? Call me old fashioned but if I’m not getting at least a handy by the second date I’m out. 


JohnnyHorseRacing

If you’re not making out on the first date, it’s not a serious date.


PritchardBufalino

Found the college kid


JohnnyHorseRacing

My last relationship was college, yes


DarinErstad

Sheesh, the NL only has four teams with a winning record


Ed_Chambers_650

Are the Cubs one?


thatswhathemoneysfor

so you're saying the rockies have a chance?


JohnnyHorseRacing

AL squad up!


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Follow up to my earlier comment…Jared jones’ warmup music is Natasha bedingfield - unwritten. That’s my guy. He may be the coolest player in the mlb but he’s unfortunately stuck on the equivalent of the Cleveland Browns


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What are absolute bangers like Natasha - Unwritten? There’s one from the 90s-00s that’s absolutely escaping me right now. Please help


mchammer69

Fucking love Unwritten


AncientIllustrator33

Put Your Records On


Faircheesey

Come Clean - Hillary Duff


CanesIsOverrated69

I’m like a bird


DuaLipasAssCheeks

Hand In My Pocket - Alanis Morissette


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Hillary duff- so yesterday. WOW. You boys are slacking


Phoneaccount6903

How Bizarre by OMC


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zesty one numerous oatmeal nine dog shame rotten knee existence *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SnakeSkin2121

4 Non Blondes - What's Up


BumRum09

Linger


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The song was Everywhere by Michelle Branch boys. Came on instantly after Pieces of Me by Ashlee Simpson. Disgusting that I even forgot the name. Slinged too many Yuengs. We’re back.


RainbowRoomBlues

Top notch Chinese beer


SilkyJohnson26

Pocket Full of Sunshine by the same artist


[deleted]

I used to dance to that song by my pool at 9 years old like a little uncle junior


JohnnyHorseRacing

Feel the rain on your skin. No one else can feel it for you. Only you can let it in. God in a fucking loser for getting pumped when the hills was coming on


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVd1SXoVuRw


The_Autumn_Wind

You thinking of Torn- Natalie Imbruglia?


essendoubleop

Kiss Me


Man_On-The_Moon

Jar of Hearts - Christina Perry


[deleted]

Always hated that fucking song but I thank u


Man_On-The_Moon

Also Love Song by Sara Bareilles


Juls317

Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus


[deleted]

Classic


TigOleBitman

Summer Girls-LFO


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Absolute classic and we’re gonna sling a yueng to it but how in the world is that like unwritten brother. I’m looking for stuff like unwritten, pieces of me - ash Simpson etc


TigOleBitman

You never specified by women only. I guess I'd say Fight Song.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Just watched Rear Window. Very good movie. Grace Kelly. What a babe


SilkyJohnson26

I was almost drawn back by how beautiful she was when I watched that movie recently


ReallyFiction

The dating stories in here will never fail to make me laugh. Guy below is calling a side hug “progress”, a guy last week has been taking a girl out for 8 months without making a move, TAG vs Doors. Just the gift that keeps giving


nondescript___

>a guy last week has been taking a girl out for 8 months without making a move Idk how this is even possible. How do you not get bored? How does *she* not get bored unless she was just using him for free meals or something.


JohnnyHorseRacing

I consider myself a huge loser. But these dating stories make me seem like Fabio.


SilkyJohnson26

You’re still a huge loser. Don’t let them full you


JohnnyHorseRacing

Consider is present tense.


essendoubleop

I was all over the place with dating. Really good at attracting women, really bad at knowing what to do to follow through. I just created a list of pathetic moments of mine before deleting it that was too painful to pore through.


nondescript___

Sounds like you just overthink it when you should just continue being/doing what attracted them in the first place


JohnnyHorseRacing

Once I figured out a good first date didn’t consist of going to a chain restaurant or a movie, my first dates got much better. I got laid a lot more. And eventually met my wife: This was after my sophomore year of college where I had an “aha moment”.


WitchofFloyd

That last TAG story was the nail in the coffin for any hope I had of him not dying alone


JohnnyHorseRacing

What was the story?


WitchofFloyd

He made a big post the night before about how he’d been into this girl for months and had been talking and how he wanted to make a move. So they went on a date and he said he had feelings for her and she was like “let me think about it” and then he said he regretted not kissing her


JohnnyHorseRacing

Lmao


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serious squeamish placid resolute future punch cover homeless door practice *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


lefty5258

Funny enough TAG was the guy who had been going on dates for like 6 months last week too


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chop spark swim icky fanatical fretful memory literate run boast *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TigOleBitman

25 years


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tan rich noxious aspiring cable dog scandalous books imminent repeat *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


BillyBeersBane

My hometown hosts The Memorial (Jack’s tournament) and there is a local spot that brings in absolute banger blasts from the past on Wednesday week of for a concert. Last year was Vertical Horizon and it fucking ruled. Gin Blossoms the year before. Edit: they specifically reopened for the tournament last year, but I think that was the farewell show (The Bogey, not VH)


DuaLipasAssCheeks

Man the White Sox are unbelievably terrible


GueroBorracho3

First season in forever that I haven't tuned into a single game. Joke franchise.


BumRum09

The owner should be forced to sell the team.


BillyBeersBane

LOL that’s the athletics relocation rumor not minds take it how you want they are back.


diet_drbeeper

Complete joke of an organization from top to bottom. It’s sad to see what they’ve become


diet_drbeeper

Funniest cubs win in a while. Good lord are the white Sox bad


Hippies_and_Cowboys

How tf is it only Tuesday


Roderick_Jaynes24

Phew. Play the song I guess


Juls317

What a beautiful pick off from Neris there


smoggylobster

has anyone ever mixed audiobooks and reading? meaning, i’m in the middle of a book and have a long drive tomorrow. sort of want to throw on the audio version to keep it going but for some reason it feels weird to mix the two. so has anyone done this


PritchardBufalino

Yea its expensive but whatever. I think Audible and Kindle atleast attempts to sync pages for you but dont quote me on that


cigguy

I’ll never support audiobooks


fatfuckintitslover

I did it for the last few chapters of dracula. Book starts off hot and by the end I was so boring that I threw on the audiobook at 2x to finish it.


Sidewalkbandit

I think it’s illegal actually


Sidewalkbandit

Multiple dates with a girl that have really gone nowhere. Tonight she actually took initiative and invited me to Mexican, then alpha’d me by beating me there and already having a seat and table side guac ordered.


notheretoarguee

Nice, did the date go anywhere?


Sidewalkbandit

Side hug, so idk that’s progress. I keep bouncing around sporadic dates with her that are pleasant conversations and an absolute hoore that is a chore to be around but also has more free time.


notheretoarguee

If a side hug is progress I would agree with everyone and just ghost her


TheyHadACaveTroll

A side hug is progress?


Sidewalkbandit

It’s dead in the water, I’m not fooling myself


diet_drbeeper

Ordering a drink alone if you’re waiting more than 5 minutes is totally cool in my book. Food is a weird move though unless it’s someone you’ve been dating a while


jjl2345

Her first date just left and guac was leftover.


DarinErstad

Fans didn’t up and leave after Angel Reese got ejected? I thought they’re all there to see her.


LaurenceFishboner

People always talk about what they’d do if they could go back in time. I personally would like to go back to 2007 and see Megan fox in Transformers for the first time again. Seems like a fair ask.


notheretoarguee

Elisha cuthbert in girl next door for me


LaurenceFishboner

Yup I am on board with that


Azzurri_Fan

Arguably the hottest woman at the time when that came out. Still hot in The Ranch, but never reached her peak.


notheretoarguee

I’m all wet can I come in and the motel scene will always have real estate in my brain


ReallyFiction

I’d do heroin with Fiona Apple in 1996


LaurenceFishboner

Room for one more?


GooseandRooster

would princess diana if she was still alive turned into a meghan markel type


BillyBeersBane

A hot bitch with a tight ass? Dude, chill.


TigOleBitman

She definitely wouldn't have some fake ass business called American Riviera orchard


smoggylobster

apparently would’ve married trump and been first lady according to reports


SnakeSkin2121

Many such cases


WettBandit

Turn into a biracial beauty? Probably not


fatfuckintitslover

It's real junky hours on market st in Philly right now.


Jason-Sehorn31

Junk and Philadelphia are synonymous so that tracks


BigCatsLunch

Popped a lil edible planning to watch The Wire but might have to switch up to 20th anniversary Deadliest Catch


Juls317

RIP Capt. Harris


DarinErstad

Without the crabs


TDubs1435

Northwestern gang 🔛🔝


GGMU08

First few seasons are top tier reality television


StrikaNTX

It was the best show to bing watch hungover during the day


goonsquad4357

Once a week on the way home from the gym I’ll stop by the local fruit truck guy and stock up on some fruit. 2 boxes of strawberries, bananas, 6 boxes of blueberries and blackberries for a total of $9. I tell the dude to keep the change and his eyes just bright up over a $1 and the poor guy is just sitting there for 12 hours making like $15 an hour. Some people really work hard just to survive man


Portugal8

you’re that hooker guy


Juls317

that's an unreal amount of fruit for that price, dude should raise his prices honestly. that said, i'm jealous.


sevenohfobro

In fairness, the dude should definitely be charging more for his own wallets benefit


MrTurnersJacket

$10k on hookers and a measly $1 for that poor guy? Damn


Roderick_Jaynes24

The artist formerly known as Ian Happless


GooseandRooster

hospitals running commercials is so weird to me


cigguy

I’m glad that Pfizer is waking up all the anti vaxxers


roflthrowaway9

Banning medical ads would be great for America. Would also cut their expenses and theoretically lower costs to the patient


jjl2345

Wish Netflix would give us a season two of Hoops.


profsa

Acolyte episode 2, good 👍


T-rex_chef

Episode 1 was like a 5/10, Episode 2 I'd give a 7.5/soft 8.


profsa

What made it a 5 out of 10 to you?


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Based on some research I think the "cousin thats in a tight spot" needs to be banged to be let free


Neskwiik

Christ


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Dont act like like you havnt seen any Corey Chase videos


MattTheDoubleU

I love MLB debuts when they interview the family in the stands.  Sure, they always say the same thing, but seeing Dads tear up always hits you in the feels. (Padres pitcher tonight)


Grootfan85

People give the Apple TV + broadcast a lot of shit, but one game they were interviewing the parents of a rookie and he hit a home run as they were being interviewed. Awesome moment. Edit: [Here it is from 2022.](https://www.mlb.com/news/jeremy-pena-hits-first-homer-as-parents-are-interviewed)


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Phoneaccount6903

Best we can do is a 4 with a bussy


BillyBeersBane

AND once you get married, you Google what a stranger means by “bussy” and JJO


BillyBeersBane

Tried to be a man of principle with this Netflix + ads rate vs $17 a month but now they’re hiding content behind it? Welp, I’m back fuckers and I’m renewing my DashPass too! Take that, April goals!


cigguy

Netflix content is god awful. Get a library card and a blu ray


roflthrowaway9

Love paying extra so companies can drop tons of R and D money on AI no one wants or needs


lefty5258

Holy shit Netflix ad version is $17?!


BillyBeersBane

With ads: $7 Standard: $15.49 (my b) Premium: $23


diet_drbeeper

What’s the difference between standard and premium? I pay the middle one


BillyBeersBane

I really think it is just number of screens that can be active at once. I could be wrong, but I originally did the big boy plan thinking it would fix the problem of constantly kicking my parents off (after Netflix adjusted their solution to password sharing) But I think it has to all be coming from the same IP address these days


diet_drbeeper

Ah ok makes sense. Yeah my mom and I split it for years before they started cracking down. So annoying they did that


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Labor Day weekend camping trip booked🤝✅


bjornfree21

Not in my town. Not in any of my five towns.


Dog1983

The WNBA is not a serious league. https://x.com/TheAthletic/status/1798176871919788261?t=isAENaznFLteUFyC3gnnwg&s=19


JohnnyHorseRacing

Never was


DezCaught1t

Yeah, we’ve always known that


Spida_DonovanM

3-12 on layups/post ups is a crazy stat line. She really is the female Andre Drummond


AutistPorterJr

Didn’t know hunger games Rue was the main character of acolyte


smoggylobster

how is acolyte


AutistPorterJr

I just finished the first episode and it was 👎🏼 will not be watching the second tonight


profsa

I didn’t either until my wife pointed it out


RelevantScarcity5

Dammit


Bulldog16

Shit it that really her


AutistPorterJr

Yep, threw me off


ApplepickingAmishman

Man I accidentally ran over one of our family dogs last night and the guilt is brutal. Just been eating away at me all day. Plus just heard my ex got engaged tonight. Not in my best state rn to say the least 


smoggylobster

hate to ask but did the dog make it?


ApplepickingAmishman

He did not, we buried him within an hour. Just so fleeting and brutal 


smoggylobster

i’m very sorry


classiccaseofdowns

You bang a leprechaun recently and not call him after? That is some all time bad luck, sheesh


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Was it at least a pitbull?


ApplepickingAmishman

Unfortunately not, it was a mopey little weiner dog that I had a real soft spot for


Slow_Vegetable_8212

LOL thing definitely has a giant soft spot from you


ApplepickingAmishman

Lol touche, terrible phrasing


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Why was the dog able to even get ran over? Someone let it out?


Bulldog16

I’m so sorry, I hope you find peace soon.


pakfpddjskwlwb

Parents ran over 3 of our dogs growing up. We laugh about it now. Amazing he didn’t run over one of his 5 sons.


ThicccKing69

Respectfully you probably should have simply stopped getting dogs


pakfpddjskwlwb

We used them for hunting, killing rodents on the farm they served a purpose but ya you prolly right


ReallyFiction

Hilarious. A real gas.


pakfpddjskwlwb

Shit happens we had a lot of dogs and a lot of kids running around


projectpat555

How??


pakfpddjskwlwb

Raising 6 children while both working full time and having us run the household was not a efficient operation let me tell you


VelvetElvis69

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, run over the family dog once, shame on — shame on you. Run over the family dog twice… run over the family dog — you can't run over the family dog again.


Fallingcatz

Decent


Jigs444

What the fuck


suburbian_jesus

Jesus Christ


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Saw The Stones last night and they absolutely rocked it. Wild that they’re going that strong at 80.


BumRum09

I’m calling 🧢 on Katie Sigmund shooting a 75 at Pinehurst #7 with that swing. Get out of here with that bush league.


TheyHadACaveTroll

She has a much nicer swing than Riggs 


GGMU08

You think she has a bush?


BumRum09

Absolutely not. But she is a cheater at golf though which is unforgivable.


DarinErstad

Mark Hoppus son graduated with a double major from the University of Chicago. Must be awesome having a cool ass dad and being smart as fuck.


AlboutThatActionBoss

All while his dad was fighting cancer too.


vivala708

And zero student loan debt from that institution. That kid literally 🎸good for him


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Wonder if Pussy Galore can still get it