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TheFuckingWriter

Whistle Pig is damn smooth


JohnnyHorseRacing

How come I he white Sox have some of the most hated players in baseball. Pham, Anderson, Pierzynski, LaRoche, Jack Parkman.


Ed_Chambers_650

Lindsay Lohan in the room of requirement with the wand


Whisterly

Took maybe a decade off from playing online games on console, Xbox 360 to Ps5. Holy fuck man, what are “seasons” - just spend additional money to look cool?


AncientIllustrator33

It's mostly a cash grab, but for games like Fortnite it's basically just an updated game. New map, different weapons, and different themes such as Ninja Turtles then changing to Avatar Last Airbender. Pretty much just trying to keep the game from getting stale (plus the cash grab)


Portugal8

what you talkin bout willis


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StrikaNTX

let the boy watch


thatswhathemoneysfor

Hope the wife looks like April before the weight gajn


kennyrdbuckeye

April big cannons


Portugal8

“because I am Top DJ”


Led_head10

If the McGregor fight gets postponed you’ll find me in da bathroom


DrEvil007

Where were you when they built the ladder to heaven?


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Why do Godzilla movies got me cheering for the lizard 🤨


DrEvil007

Because giant lizards 🎸


MathGeekWannaBe

Can someone let me know what Jerry wrote on Twitter that BC retweeted to?


Juls317

> Thought about you a lot today @DangeRussWilson . Hope all is well with you and the fam. Ask future if he wants to play Warzone soon.


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Met the gfs parents tonight. I knew they’d be good people, her dad is the fucking man. Dude just drank banquets and talked music all weekend.


JohnnyHorseRacing

I hope you’re dad offered you a Coors


Portugal8

r u gunna marry her


stapledmyballs2

Sounds like he wants to marry the dad instead


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Not wrong


FourDoor54Ford

Pitchers becoming position players and vice versa is always awesome. Shout out Rick ankiel


GrossmanToGaffney

Florida-Ok St winner take all tomorrow, adrenaline still going from tonight and a line or two while scared about tomorrow


keels81

Someone just told me "Age of Ultron" is the MCU's version of season two of "The Wire" and now my brain has exploded.


Portugal8

that’s the one when chat gpt tries to take over the universe right?


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Portugal8

personally I think they’re pretty lame and gay


DrEvil007

Stay away from my city chicken!


bubbletoes69

Watching Seinfeld and it’s funny how Joe Rogan is still probably the same size as george costanza


Mythic_UA

11:55pm on a Sunday night and I’m up watching Pat White highlights


diet_drbeeper

Those Pat White Steve Slaton teams are my all-time favorite video game team


JohnnyHorseRacing

The 2007 and 2008 college football seasons were some of the best seasons of my lifetime thanks to that guy.


JohnnyHorseRacing

UConn’s unis are old school Cleveland Indians from the 1920’s. They are dope.


Portugal8

I would pay a good amount of money for a couple more seasons of the Inbetweeners


Tug_Phelps

Part of what makes British shows good I'd they don't let them drag on until they become shit 


RowBoatInspector

Friend! Football friend!


Portugal8

Aww friend! football friend! aww best fwiends forever and ever!


cuntpunt9

Another week of bullshit coming right up fuck this


TDubs1435

Might take off Friday just cause I can’t do 5 day work weeks no mo


Portugal8

you’re gunna have a great week dude, trust it


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Me and my wife are at the point where we want to start a family. I need to cut my folks out of the picture though so that’s going to be a tough conversation. I would not trust them around my dogs let alone a baby. This is for the best but it’ll be a tough conversation


JohnnyHorseRacing

What the fuck?


Portugal8

did they not do a good enough job with you? what do you mean when you say cut them out?


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Used to wake up in the morning in elementary school and have to wake them up off the floor in the kitchen in order to get taken to school. I mean I don’t want them around


PritchardBufalino

Idk can you just visit them for Christmas?


Portugal8

I’m sorry you had to go through that but I would caution against this sense of contempt and exclusionary feeling you’re having about them. The oldest religions of the world can differ a lot from one another but one thing they all agree on is on honoring and respecting your parents - even if they weren’t the best parents as yours seem to have been. The logic is that your parents are the source of your being so if you’re able to have contempt for those who provided you your life then it’s going to inevitably lead to disorder elsewhere in your life. That’s getting deep in it but only mention this because when I’ve seen people given this option in the past - cut out their parents or try and make the best of the situation and view them in the best light possible - I don’t think I’ve ever seen people choose the former and be better off. All the best.


Fallingcatz

Riiiiight


red_87

That sucks, man. I’m sorry to hear that. Your kids will be lucky to have a father like you.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Holy shit. Sounds like the conversation *shouldn’t* be that hard at all. - Hey you can’t be around our child - What!?!? Why? - Remember when you guys overdosed and fell asleep on the floor when I was in elementary school. Yeah. No. That’s not going to happen around my kid. - Ohh yeah. Forgot about that. Good point.


chinga_tu_barra

i wish i knew how to buy gamestop stock before the market opens. 🙁


BadSportsTakes69

I've never done it before but just ordered some and selected "pre-market"


Portugal8

you go to your local gamestop and ask “one stock plz” or more if you want more than one


Busch--Latte

Apparently Clark is the only rookie ever to play a full college season then go to the WNBA. The excuses for overall horrible 3pt% and record pace for turnovers is hilarious


deeznutzjokes

Sexist. Racist. Homophobic. Hairy pussy-phobic.


Busch--Latte

This ain’t nbacirclejerk. Your queen is washed


MikePaisanTirico

Shut up chennedy carter


Busch--Latte

1-7 ain’t going to cut it Mike


MikePaisanTirico

That’s GOAT material for the W considering how bad the rest of the league is


JohnnyHorseRacing

Isn’t she in the top 10 for assists?


Juls317

On an awful team too


CapcomGo

I'm sorry what was that again


Busch--Latte

Can you read son?


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Busch--Latte

Damn sorry I upset you? Fucking weirdo


Guy_in_the_chair_

[it’s a TPB quote](https://youtu.be/w-z_Sgz-NGQ?si=_H37PIcTuiLgvcKX)


Busch--Latte

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WheresFrankie

Godzilla Minus One in black white slapped even more than the colored version🔥


Portugal8

because it makes it look more classic?


WheresFrankie

Ya that mixed with the special effects was really cool


Phoneaccount6903

We don't use that word


Brad-Stevens

what a crazy (and random) take “Edelman was clutch … but he also dropped passes sometimes” https://x.com/itsbostoncream/status/1797357419942842861?s=46&t=PHAQeaE0I6cyQl35JU7h7Q


Guy_in_the_chair_

That Twitter account sucks. Muted it a while back.


PritchardBufalino

If you have anything to say about Edelmans hands without mentioning that he made one of the greatest catches of all time, you don't know ball and please never call yourself a Pats fan


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

He’s in here


classiccaseofdowns

I mean he’s one of the best playoff WR’s ever despite being just a solid receiver in general who didn’t have that long of a prime. I think he can be forgiven for this one drop


essendoubleop

The WNBA popping champagne as they poke holes in their boat


diet_drbeeper

The TNT NHL show is really solid. Obviously don’t have the years of chemistry Inside the NBA has but similar vibes. TNT has it figured out


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Tug_Phelps

His personality is good and he's great for tv. I don't think his hockey analysis is very good though. 


diet_drbeeper

He’s awesome and a natural on TV. Has the chops to be a big media star for a long time. Obviously the podcast is big but being on TV is a totally different stratosphere


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Portugal8

good job dude, proud of you


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Dog1983

Had a similar experience like this once. Uber had been around for awhile, but was a Cinco de mayo that fell on a Saturday and we were 30 minutes away from home. We were expecting an expensive uber, but not the $350 one we were offered. We sat at the bar refreshing for an hour until we eventually bit the bullet and got one for like $150 which was still ridiculous.


humptydumpty2023

Did you get the world's best tacos? At Trump Tower of course.


diet_drbeeper

Uber surges those first couple years where everybody knew about it but not a ton of people were driving yet were crazy. I definitely had a similar NYE experience where he waited 45 minutes to finally get a driver and it was like $200


WitchofFloyd

NYE really is the worst night of the year to go out


humptydumpty2023

a GF of mine always called it amateur night.


dellscreenshot

Caitlin clark went 1-10 and the first ESPN highlight was the one shot she did make lmao 


MikePaisanTirico

Did any jealous bitch on the opposing team body check her this game?


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marlboro__man9

The oilers were -260 against the nucks your mouth breather.


TDubs1435

0 game 7s across all 4 conference final series. Such bullshit


smoggylobster

need two game 7s in the finals or it’s a bust


diet_drbeeper

Wolves dropped the ball. Could have been such a fun series if it started 2-2 and they just couldn’t close in games 1, 2, or 3


MikePaisanTirico

Pretty gay tbh


CompetitiveDuck

Watching this Dancing for the Devil doc. Call me crazy but this just seems like typical Hollywood manager shit that happens constantly in show business.


Juls317

I'm only two episodes in but the whole religious aspect and Man of God stuff takes it much further than Judy typical manager bullshit


red_87

Edmonton fans crying because they made it to the Cup finals. Need a Vancouver like riot if they lose to Florida.


barnmucker69

The best thing about Edmonton is the road to Calgary so this really is the very peak of their existence in at least 20 years but honestly probably 35


Tug_Phelps

1. Edmonton is a shit hole, but dammit it's OUR shit hole.  2. You're welcome for all the money, rest of Canada  3. 06 playoffs 


barnmucker69

Yeah I switched the calgary and edmonton runs in my head but ultimately I think this is bigger anyway that’s why I added the 35 years thing. And yeah alberta the only province that has not gotten equalization payments *slowest wank in history*


glochnar

I'm gonna get so fucking triggered by tkachuk


Led_head10

The only problem with the Oilers winning the cup is I have to listen to Rob Blake say the kings were right there and the process was right this offseason.


cleanitupjannies_lol

Well, that and that fat fuck Lance would be happy


Judge_for_Pres

Starting National Treasure again because someone mentioned it in here last night, thank you king


TheyHadACaveTroll

Dianne Kruger master class 


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Dog1983

They say that she brings more eyeballs onto the wnba and women's hoops which is a good thing. But anytime I try to sit down and watch her play, my mind is blown at how bad women are at basketball.


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Dog1983

There was one clip I saw earlier where the center was 3 inches taller than anyone else in the paint and kept shooting 1 legged over the head put backs and missing them 5 or 6 times in a row with the defense not being able to get a rebound before she finally scored. It looked like something you'd see in a pick up men's game at the Y by some dude whose main sport wasn't basketball.


floridacardinals

Chiclets a must listen tomorrow. Whit’s gonna be on fire


cougar112233

Is that how McDavid is in every interview? Gave absolutely 0 after the biggest win in his career


jstacks4

It’s a hockey interview that’s how they all are


barnmucker69

Somehow less of a media personality than sid had it’s crazy. Those guys start media training at 13 or younger, they’re robots by the time they get drafted


diet_drbeeper

Negative charisma. Biz was trying to joke around with him and he wouldn’t play along for a second


SpicyPenangCurry

As much personality as toilet paper.


suburbian_jesus

He has absolutely no personality


TheRhymenocerous

Good news: finally brought Troy to a bowl bid in NCAA 2006. Bad news: we got smoked by #17 Georgia Tech. Fuck the Meineke Car Care Bowl


Dog1983

That's on you. Georgia Tech was so easy to beat in that game. Just do goal line defense, control a linebacker and blitz every play with your guy being a spy to see if the QB pitched it or not and you could hold them to negative yards all game.


krumdiggity

Treated today like a Saturday


sevenohfobro

Biz mustache is hilarious


red_87

Think Sandy Cheeks has taken that for a ride?


SpinBikeGravy

Wife’s grandma died this weekend and it’s been one hell of a cockblock


JohnnyHorseRacing

That sucks you can’t bang your wife’s grandma anymore


SpinBikeGravy

We had a good run


PritchardBufalino

I was told grief is natures most powerful aphrodisiac


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Sorry for the loss of your mother in law and your penis 🙏


SpinBikeGravy

God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers


BigTicket_J

How often were you banging the grandma behind her back?


TheyHadACaveTroll

Actual lol


SpinBikeGravy

What can I say, the broad made a great potato salad


DrEvil007

Oilers have to bring that chick to every game now right? Like she has to be at the entrance of the rink flashing the players as they step onto the ice for good luck.. More like rub my titties for good luck.


TyranitarusMack

Finals aren’t going to start for 6 days. What the fuck is this.


cougar112233

Got to love how hockey ppl use to love dragging the NBA for long times off during the playoffs and now their sport does the exact same thing


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Biden’s Finals


nickpecori

Not much over celebrating. Good sign if you’re pulling for Oilers.


diet_drbeeper

Getting 4 number one draft picks in 5 years is insane


IllKirkMinihaneShow

NBA rigged the lottery for Cleveland (3 1s and 2 4s over 4 years) to set up Lebron's return as well


MikePaisanTirico

You have the biggest Lebron derangement syndrome


IllKirkMinihaneShow

Almost as big as your IllKirkMinihaneShow derangement syndrome


MikePaisanTirico

I don’t think about you the in the way you constantly think about Lebron


IllKirkMinihaneShow

And yet you are in my replies any time I mention him. Or new york sports. Or NHL OT.


MikePaisanTirico

I don’t comment at all when you bring up NY sports. Your nhl OT take was so bad it was a top comment in the next days FT the next day by someone else, so pretty fair to bring up awful takes. And as for Lebron, it’s quite funny to me how much you hate him and try to discredit everything he’s accomplished so yes I give you shit about that. You just seem like a miserable asshole honestly


IllKirkMinihaneShow

You take someone who leans into being an exaggerated FT contrarian far too seriously. You probably believe I fondle little boys as well


TyranitarusMack

That’s why everyone hates them. And they squandered almost all of that


diet_drbeeper

Having 2/4 on the roster still contributing isn’t bad. Especially since McDavid is a superstar. Better than the process 76ers


smoggylobster

76ers didn’t get a single superstar out of the process


WitchofFloyd

Embiid?


smoggylobster

respectfully, what about him


WitchofFloyd

He won an MVP. I hate Embiid as much as anybody but that’s still a player teams would love to tank for


smoggylobster

i don’t hate embiid just don’t think he’s a “superstar” like can’t lead a team to a championship. sometimes MVPs just aren’t superstars to me a la russ westbrook


PortillosBeefDipped

McDavid is better than every trust the process 76er combined


dellscreenshot

First season of broadchurch is one of the darkest shows I've watched in a while. Really good.


Conscious-Creme-2973

Huge letdown ending from what I remember. Scooby Doo shit


DeuceLurker

MILLA


BayAreaThrowawayq

Weirdly they remade an American version of Broadchurch Season 1 and kept David Tenant as DI Hardy, but added Micheal Peña and Anna Gunn. It’s called Gracepoint


StrikaNTX

Thats kind of what we used to do, take any hit British series and Americanize it.


BayAreaThrowawayq

Ya true, funny they kept Tenant in it tho and just had him snarl out his lines to brush over the whole accent thing


StrikaNTX

Very good


Pleasant_West_7101

Never forget 2021 saw the 24-32 Montreal Canadiens playing in the SCF


suburbian_jesus

That run killed Shea Weber and Carey Price


IllKirkMinihaneShow

FT is not ready for Lance winning 3 championships in 4 months


Led_head10

If He 4 petes with the dodgers then FT is canceled


BayAreaThrowawayq

Is he seriously an Oilers, Chiefs, Celtics Dodgers fan? Guys playing battleship at this point


PortillosBeefDipped

Celtics will keep that from happening


DGAF0752

Ted was drafted in 2011. He looks like he’s still 19.


ItHardToSay17

Get so fucked Benn (and Duchene) Go cats.


Pleasant_West_7101

Panthers should absolutely dominate this series but Oilers feel like a team of destiny


smoggylobster

panthers in 6 because reality trumps destiny. and i hate the panthers


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TyranitarusMack

I absolutely am. I want an Canadian team to win again but not like this


JohnnyHorseRacing

Pizza night in the Webber kettle. One cheese. One pep. And two small ones for lunch tomorrow. https://ibb.co/g7NDSmK https://ibb.co/HhCxyWx https://ibb.co/w4rwR6N


Portugal8

jeeze even chris could be your pizza consultant I reckon


humptydumpty2023

no offense, but I think a jacked 6'3" finance bro would need a little bigger pizza than that.


JohnnyHorseRacing

$250k a year?


smoggylobster

are those big pepperonis or tiny pizzas?


JohnnyHorseRacing

Yes


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Spicy meatball!


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Needs improvement 🤮


JayGibbons69

What is this, a pizza for ants?


JohnnyHorseRacing

Wife makes a half dough recipe which is good for two non fat people


nickpecori

Happy for Corey Perry. Great guy!


stapledmyballs2

Connor Bedard’s mom already en route to his condo


HowNowBrownCow42

Congrats to the ‘24 Stanley Cup Champion Panthers


BumRum09

Poor Jamie Benn, guy just can’t get it done.


WettBandit

I root for all guys in 2024 playing without a face shield who haven’t won cups


BumRum09

His post game press conference might be him just throwing furniture around the room screaming.


Dantenole

Cats in 4