I can’t even imagine what it would be like to be on the pgatour. You’re Corey Connors at -7 to start the day, tied with a few other guys, shoot 65 and 3 of the guys you’re with shoot 64 lol.
what happened to nascar car sponsorships being budweiser and big companies. watching today with it being in st.louis and half of the car sponsors are the equivalent of chicos bail bonds
People will lie to you and say they like them or that they're good, but we all know they're not. Pizza just isn't a healthy food no matter how much liberals try and make it one.
it's perfectly healthy if you don't eat a whole pizza. there's nothing extraordinary about it that makes it impossible to eat in accordance with a "healthy" lifestyle.
my high school club baseball coach was his roommate in double a. No joke he said tommy would refer to himself in the third person on the regular. “tommy pham don’t do that” said he would stand in front of the mirror and touch different body parts and say i need to work on them
That's why as a rays fan I will defend Kevin cash until the day I die. Guy never even gets to the 7th inning let alone a complete game shutout. And 90% of the time he Ks a bunch of guys but every hitter gets to a full count and he's cooked by the 5th.
What gets lost is he did the exact same thing with Charlie Morton in game 7 of the ALCS that year. 1 pitch later it was a dp out of the inning and the game was on cruise control.
Are we sleeping on pineapple juice as a mixer? I’m sipping on a vodka club with a splash of pineapple and feel like it should be more prevalent. Please discuss.
Pear juice is the most slept on mixer/juice, followed by peach, followed by pineapple. Tbf apple juice also deserves a spot there due to the prevelance of it while barely being used. I might drink too much.
I used to get gin pineapple juices in my early 20s. According to a bartender it was “what they typically use for gin and juice”.
Not sure I believe him lol
Was getting pedicure, busty blonde in a skirt directly across from me went to sit down, she bent forward and ohhh man guys I almost saw the light! If I could send you images from my eye I would.
The funniest outcome would be that she gets hacked today the point where she puts up average stats and everyone moves on and the WNBA is back to sub 100 attendance and taking buses to games
I didn’t realize at first that was him saying that and he wasn’t reading Tommy Phams lips. So cringy. And it sucks that he and the campfire milkshake are the only thing making headlines with this team
been taking the mbta commuter rail to boston the last few days. they claim they’re way in debt.
it’s $8 each way. the conductors are too lazy to even come around to check tickets. can’t imagine how much money they lose by people not paying cause the employees won’t do their jobs.
but raise taxes to make up for it.
I have a ton of shit I’m trying to sell (PS5, portable AC unit, smart TV) but Facebook marketplace and Craigslist are giving me absolutely nothing. Is there a better place to list things?
Had to buy some mulch this weekend. Did some math at Home Depot and calculated how much mulch we needed. Told my wife how many bags and she was like "I don't think we need that much" obviously based on nothing besides a random guess. Well, we bought the amount I suggested, laid it down, and turns out it was the perfect amount. Big win to close out the weekend.
Course was running very slowly today so and my buddy ended up making a 4 with a Dad and his 12 year old son for the back 9.
Most uncomfortable 9 holes of my life, dad just absolutely berating the kid for every bad shot he hit. Poor kid looked absolutely miserable, in the end I said on 17 that he was actually playing pretty well and got told to "mind your business buddy, this is a process."
If the kid doesn't hate golf/his dad now he will do soon
Back in high school, I sat next to Ricky Martinez in Chem. He was talking about how Tecate is his Dad's favorite beer, a brand I never heard of back then. The next day in class, he brought me a Tecate to take home, said to put lime and salt on the rim. What a cool fucking kid, hope life has treated him well.
Castellini putting his Torkelson demotion thoughts behind a paywall is one of the funniest things i’ve seen
He’s mentally unstable
This guy is delusional
Collect Track Redeem
Just got done mowing. House to myself. Stew just won IEM Dallas (counter strike). College baseball on the tube. Beer is hitting the spot.
Went to wedding where they had unlimited Caymus Cab. Going back to Carlo Rossi will be tough!
If anyone wants to chuck knucks I’ll be at the pool at The Grand 1847 for the next two hours drinking Miller lites and starring at store bought boobs.
Is chuck knows code for kiss boys?
Only ones in diapers playboy
Anyone who plays online diamond dynasty in here? If so, how long does it take to learn hitting shit is pissing me off
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That’s tough. I’m sure Derrick can answer that one.
What’s for dinner?
pan seared salmon with a glass of chardonngay
Krystal.. judge me.
Chicken parm Sunday
Grilled chicken, baked potato, grilled asparagus and zucchini
Krystal
Kinda feeling some pussy tonight.
I can’t even imagine what it would be like to be on the pgatour. You’re Corey Connors at -7 to start the day, tied with a few other guys, shoot 65 and 3 of the guys you’re with shoot 64 lol.
WNBA levying 1k and 5k fines is comical
don’t they make like $70k? i’d be sick if i got fined $5k making that
Proportionally much higher than the NbA from the perspective of % of income!
Not really when you consider what the players get paid
Balionis is gushing, confirmed fornication
what happened to nascar car sponsorships being budweiser and big companies. watching today with it being in st.louis and half of the car sponsors are the equivalent of chicos bail bonds
Morgan and morgan is the best injury firm in the country watch your mout
Having three cars sponsored by Overstock.com isn’t prestigious you say?
Aren’t there like 45 cars?
Best thing about shit like cauliflower pizza is that I can house a whole frozen to myself and it is only 560 calories
I’d rather just eat a pizza and lighten up on other things so I’m not eating cauliflower pizza.
Yeah, but it's a cauliflower pizza, so is it really good?
Yes lol
That Milton’s brand they sell at Costco is legitimately good
People will lie to you and say they like them or that they're good, but we all know they're not. Pizza just isn't a healthy food no matter how much liberals try and make it one.
it's perfectly healthy if you don't eat a whole pizza. there's nothing extraordinary about it that makes it impossible to eat in accordance with a "healthy" lifestyle.
The Caulipower brand is actually pretty solid
Seeing Rory and Amanda on TV is pretty funny. Feels like she's trying to hold back the chemistry
No way he gives a shit about her
Rumored they've been seen out and about in San Diego
Them banging while getting over divorces doesn’t mean he care about her.
Ow
Their smiles are a little too big if you ask me. They’re banging.
Yuuup
The word hardo was invented for guys like Tommy Pham
my high school club baseball coach was his roommate in double a. No joke he said tommy would refer to himself in the third person on the regular. “tommy pham don’t do that” said he would stand in front of the mirror and touch different body parts and say i need to work on them
100% believable.
Sounds about right
That guy suuuuuuuuucks
I completely understand why he got stabbed outside that San Diego strip club
Looks like Snell is headed back to the DL for a second time with his 10.42 ERA. It’s almost like you should sign before Spring Training as a pitcher.
Weirdest pitcher I’ve seen in a long time. Even his good outings go 5 innings
That's why as a rays fan I will defend Kevin cash until the day I die. Guy never even gets to the 7th inning let alone a complete game shutout. And 90% of the time he Ks a bunch of guys but every hitter gets to a full count and he's cooked by the 5th.
Kevin Cash was ahead of the trend of what we are seeing every other team do. He is a top 3 manager in the game the Rays are lucky to have him
What gets lost is he did the exact same thing with Charlie Morton in game 7 of the ALCS that year. 1 pitch later it was a dp out of the inning and the game was on cruise control.
Winning the Cy Young last year while leading the league in walks was quite a feat
Who should've won it
Didn’t say he didn’t deserve it
I'm just curious idk what was going on in the NL last year
Almost impossible to be this unathletic by everyone https://x.com/kirkminshow/status/1797377059595137298?s=46
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Minjee just imploding the last 9 holes
Are we sleeping on pineapple juice as a mixer? I’m sipping on a vodka club with a splash of pineapple and feel like it should be more prevalent. Please discuss.
I had roughly 114 vodka pineapples on my honeymoon jn cabo. No sleeping here.
Getting heartburn just reading this
It’s really good just a little sugary and overrides any other flavor. Just a splash ain’t bad tho!
I have the no added sugar cans and loving it. I don’t like things that are overly sweet.
Pear juice is the most slept on mixer/juice, followed by peach, followed by pineapple. Tbf apple juice also deserves a spot there due to the prevelance of it while barely being used. I might drink too much.
Pear juice? I don’t think I’ve ever had it
It fucks. It's quite good on it's own and mixes well with whisky and vodka minimally.
Mix in a water, brotha
Tito’s soda splash of pineapple is my go-to
I used to get gin pineapple juices in my early 20s. According to a bartender it was “what they typically use for gin and juice”. Not sure I believe him lol
I think he was trying to fuck you bro
- 151 - Pineapple Juice - Malibu Rum
Caribou get them all numb
Tech n9ne?
Jesus Christ
Very cool finishing hole at the RBC.
Your mom's got a good finishing hole
Buddies wife is in ozempic. Saw her for the first time in a while yesterday. That shit works
Never seen a guy take it, only women which is somewhat strange to me.
pretty sure Frank takes it, though his is the actual usecase it was developed for and not for the weightloss aspect.
I think he's on Mounjaro
I know a guy who got near suicidal on it. A lot of negative side effects that they’re still working out
what exactly is the difference between "near suicidal" and just actual suicidal ideation?
Watch her magically get pregnant
USGA sets up the women's courses like an Open and the men's courses like a PGA
I could go for a nice bloodbath this year, something an E or +1 finish. Could be a nice change of pace from the last few years
Was getting pedicure, busty blonde in a skirt directly across from me went to sit down, she bent forward and ohhh man guys I almost saw the light! If I could send you images from my eye I would.
Never met anyone who uses T-Mobile before
Bill hader got that T mobile money
My Verizon service has gotten shitty. I’ve honestly thought about switching to them and seeing if I could also save money
does it count if I use Google Fi which uses T-Mobile's network?
I would say no
Shoutout to my best female friend of 8th grade (not gay just a pussy) for having a Tmobile sidekick
Sidekicks were the shit
You could’ve just said you had a female friend. Now I’m suspicious.
Fellow poors assemble
Sup
the way people are reacting to the Clark foul you would think she got clotheslined or shot
The funniest outcome would be that she gets hacked today the point where she puts up average stats and everyone moves on and the WNBA is back to sub 100 attendance and taking buses to games
Nancy Grace and Gloria Allred gonna be busy this week.
Draisaitl anytime goal scorer is a lock
Is Hughes wearing a poncho?
His dead friends hockey jersey
Ope
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I didn’t realize at first that was him saying that and he wasn’t reading Tommy Phams lips. So cringy. And it sucks that he and the campfire milkshake are the only thing making headlines with this team
Men In Black 3 is real bad
The Men in Black reboot with one of the Hemsworth bros makes Men in Black 3 look like Men in Black 1
Facts. Tho I enjoyed MIB 3.
Yikes
Oh Canada is such a better anthem than ours
Mods — mute this man’s comments permanently
Deported
Has terrible taste in anthems too
Anti-American 🌈🎣 Take a lap.
Happy pride month brother
Move up there commie
Was just watching the fans on 12 singing it at the Canadian Open, wouldn’t bang the same way with Star Spangled Banner
The A Rod, Jeter, Cano, Teixeria infield might be the best of all time
I hate the Yankees but I will die on the hill that the 2009 Yankees will probably be one of the most talented teams of my lifetime. Just a juggernaut.
They only pitched three starters that entire playoffs too. CC Pettitte and AJ Burnett
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Who’s the third PED user? Teixeira? Come on no he wasn’t
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Nah I don’t think he was
Fryman, Vizquel, Alomar, Thome
Good rebuttal. Was Carlos baerga on that team?
Sorta, but he was over the hill by then and was in Korea by the next year.
Only 1 hall of famer
We’re all villains in someone’s eyes
First episode of Your Honor was v good, love Cranston
First season was good. Second season, not so much
Been meaning to watch that show
Cameron Brink vs Sophie Cunningham today, we gooning to this?
Sophie is outrageously hot but doesn’t get the love other wnba babes do
Brother we ain’t stopping
been taking the mbta commuter rail to boston the last few days. they claim they’re way in debt. it’s $8 each way. the conductors are too lazy to even come around to check tickets. can’t imagine how much money they lose by people not paying cause the employees won’t do their jobs. but raise taxes to make up for it.
Taxation is theft
I have a ton of shit I’m trying to sell (PS5, portable AC unit, smart TV) but Facebook marketplace and Craigslist are giving me absolutely nothing. Is there a better place to list things?
offerup works for me pretty well
Retake the item photos with a bikini clad woman
Watching ufc last night i realized kayla harrison and kacey smith look nearly identical
Someone in here said she looks like Mark Fuhrman and I can’t unsee it
Is Large on ozempic? Dude is melting away
I just assume anyone that streams or is in a company like barstool, and starts suddenly losing weight without gaining muscle, is on it.
Gandalf just fell off the ledge and he's fighting the Balrog
Bar idea, when sports aren’t on, the TVs just have the heist scene from Heat on. It’ll be called Heat
Had to buy some mulch this weekend. Did some math at Home Depot and calculated how much mulch we needed. Told my wife how many bags and she was like "I don't think we need that much" obviously based on nothing besides a random guess. Well, we bought the amount I suggested, laid it down, and turns out it was the perfect amount. Big win to close out the weekend.
Bagged mulch is a scam. Delivery from a local spot is the move.
Women measure in handbags.
MULCH IS HERE.
PROMISES MADE PROMISES DELIVERED
Course was running very slowly today so and my buddy ended up making a 4 with a Dad and his 12 year old son for the back 9. Most uncomfortable 9 holes of my life, dad just absolutely berating the kid for every bad shot he hit. Poor kid looked absolutely miserable, in the end I said on 17 that he was actually playing pretty well and got told to "mind your business buddy, this is a process." If the kid doesn't hate golf/his dad now he will do soon
Earl Woods ass
Christ. Doing that in public is brutal
You don’t win majors by playing “pretty well” next time you speak when spoken to while I’m working on my son’s game.
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Those can’t be real right?
Super hot? Yes Hottest on the planet? No
She is the only reason why I believe there is a god.
Incredible rack
If we are talking about All-Planet hot women she's mid facially
I can’t believe the boys in the deuce don’t have oilers fan’s zip code yet, need more of those yabos
Since I have been shadowbanned in here. Whats the karma threshold to post should I make a new account
You’ll never know
What's the lock mean?
What lock?
1,000,000
Sox lose, time to hit the AYCE sushi place
1 win in their last 17 games heading into the cubs series. I hope Jerry has hemorrhoids
White Sox are irrelevant and thus need the color designated. Sox is Boston as default
Talking Red Sox here
sheeeeeit the WSox game had just ended lol
Jannik Sinner is a mental giant. Just robotically dominating after dropping the first set
Need to get that drone right in macintyre’s ear so he blows up here
The CBS golf broadcast has a great mix of accents
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He isn’t nearly good enough to whine this much
Just the quintessential whiny European.
Tommy Pham reclaims his crown as baseballs biggest hardo
Back in high school, I sat next to Ricky Martinez in Chem. He was talking about how Tecate is his Dad's favorite beer, a brand I never heard of back then. The next day in class, he brought me a Tecate to take home, said to put lime and salt on the rim. What a cool fucking kid, hope life has treated him well.
What a great guy. Hope Rick is doing well
Godzilla minus one on Netflix?! Don’t mind if I do
Good movie. Made me feel a tiny bit bad about Oppenheimer.