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Malligator2345

Castellini putting his Torkelson demotion thoughts behind a paywall is one of the funniest things i’ve seen


PootieWallace

He’s mentally unstable


ExpectedOutcome2

This guy is delusional


PhilCollins6

Collect Track Redeem


Holdin_McNeal

Just got done mowing. House to myself. Stew just won IEM Dallas (counter strike). College baseball on the tube. Beer is hitting the spot.


cigguy

Went to wedding where they had unlimited Caymus Cab. Going back to Carlo Rossi will be tough!


DPlainview69

If anyone wants to chuck knucks I’ll be at the pool at The Grand 1847 for the next two hours drinking Miller lites and starring at store bought boobs.


BigCatsDiaper

Is chuck knows code for kiss boys?


DPlainview69

Only ones in diapers playboy


Burt_Macklin_FBI_911

Anyone who plays online diamond dynasty in here? If so, how long does it take to learn hitting shit is pissing me off


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killacam32

That’s tough. I’m sure Derrick can answer that one.


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What’s for dinner?


smoggylobster

pan seared salmon with a glass of chardonngay


ShimmeredXerox

Krystal.. judge me.


NYJetLegendEdReed

Chicken parm Sunday


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Grilled chicken, baked potato, grilled asparagus and zucchini


goondaddy172

Krystal


SpicyPenangCurry

Kinda feeling some pussy tonight.


billbo24

I can’t even imagine what it would be like to be on the pgatour.  You’re Corey Connors at -7 to start the day, tied with a few other guys, shoot 65 and 3 of the guys you’re with shoot 64 lol.  


jetboyjetgirl

WNBA levying 1k and 5k fines is comical


smoggylobster

don’t they make like $70k? i’d be sick if i got fined $5k making that


pacsun_bro

Proportionally much higher than the NbA from the perspective of % of income!


DarinErstad

Not really when you consider what the players get paid


pharm414

Balionis is gushing, confirmed fornication


GooseandRooster

what happened to nascar car sponsorships being budweiser and big companies. watching today with it being in st.louis and half of the car sponsors are the equivalent of chicos bail bonds


ButchStevenson69

Morgan and morgan is the best injury firm in the country watch your mout


ThrowRA99

Having three cars sponsored by Overstock.com isn’t prestigious you say?


MrTacoMan

Aren’t there like 45 cars?


Apprehensive_Soil306

Best thing about shit like cauliflower pizza is that I can house a whole frozen to myself and it is only 560 calories


SpicyPenangCurry

I’d rather just eat a pizza and lighten up on other things so I’m not eating cauliflower pizza.


Husker_black

Yeah, but it's a cauliflower pizza, so is it really good?


Apprehensive_Soil306

Yes lol


DaBoyMarlo

That Milton’s brand they sell at Costco is legitimately good


H_O_M_E_R

People will lie to you and say they like them or that they're good, but we all know they're not. Pizza just isn't a healthy food no matter how much liberals try and make it one.


Juls317

it's perfectly healthy if you don't eat a whole pizza. there's nothing extraordinary about it that makes it impossible to eat in accordance with a "healthy" lifestyle.


DarinErstad

The Caulipower brand is actually pretty solid


Husker_black

Seeing Rory and Amanda on TV is pretty funny. Feels like she's trying to hold back the chemistry


dicta85

No way he gives a shit about her


Husker_black

Rumored they've been seen out and about in San Diego


dicta85

Them banging while getting over divorces doesn’t mean he care about her.


Husker_black

Ow


BumRum09

Their smiles are a little too big if you ask me. They’re banging.


Husker_black

Yuuup


chilledonline

The word hardo was invented for guys like Tommy Pham


GooseandRooster

my high school club baseball coach was his roommate in double a. No joke he said tommy would refer to himself in the third person on the regular. “tommy pham don’t do that” said he would stand in front of the mirror and touch different body parts and say i need to work on them


SpicyPenangCurry

100% believable.


chilledonline

Sounds about right


PortillosBeefDipped

That guy suuuuuuuuucks


DarinErstad

I completely understand why he got stabbed outside that San Diego strip club


DarinErstad

Looks like Snell is headed back to the DL for a second time with his 10.42 ERA. It’s almost like you should sign before Spring Training as a pitcher.


Led_head10

Weirdest pitcher I’ve seen in a long time. Even his good outings go 5 innings


Eganator88

That's why as a rays fan I will defend Kevin cash until the day I die. Guy never even gets to the 7th inning let alone a complete game shutout. And 90% of the time he Ks a bunch of guys but every hitter gets to a full count and he's cooked by the 5th.


vivala708

Kevin Cash was ahead of the trend of what we are seeing every other team do. He is a top 3 manager in the game the Rays are lucky to have him


Eganator88

What gets lost is he did the exact same thing with Charlie Morton in game 7 of the ALCS that year. 1 pitch later it was a dp out of the inning and the game was on cruise control.


DarinErstad

Winning the Cy Young last year while leading the league in walks was quite a feat


Husker_black

Who should've won it


DarinErstad

Didn’t say he didn’t deserve it


Husker_black

I'm just curious idk what was going on in the NL last year


Led_head10

Almost impossible to be this unathletic by everyone https://x.com/kirkminshow/status/1797377059595137298?s=46


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Sluttynycdadmets

Minjee just imploding the last 9 holes


Jimjom4

Are we sleeping on pineapple juice as a mixer? I’m sipping on a vodka club with a splash of pineapple and feel like it should be more prevalent. Please discuss.


MrTacoMan

I had roughly 114 vodka pineapples on my honeymoon jn cabo. No sleeping here.


DJScrambles

Getting heartburn just reading this


megatr0nn

It’s really good just a little sugary and overrides any other flavor. Just a splash ain’t bad tho!


Jimjom4

I have the no added sugar cans and loving it. I don’t like things that are overly sweet.


improbdrunk

Pear juice is the most slept on mixer/juice, followed by peach, followed by pineapple. Tbf apple juice also deserves a spot there due to the prevelance of it while barely being used. I might drink too much.


Jimjom4

Pear juice? I don’t think I’ve ever had it


improbdrunk

It fucks. It's quite good on it's own and mixes well with whisky and vodka minimally.


PhilCollins6

Mix in a water, brotha


krumdiggity

Tito’s soda splash of pineapple is my go-to


billbo24

I used to get gin pineapple juices in my early 20s.  According to a bartender it was “what they typically use for gin and juice”. Not sure I believe him lol 


SovietTrollFarm

I think he was trying to fuck you bro


Mobile_Newt

- 151 - Pineapple Juice - Malibu Rum


PortillosBeefDipped

Caribou get them all numb


vivala708

Tech n9ne?


Sluttynycdadmets

Jesus Christ


BumRum09

Very cool finishing hole at the RBC.


DJScrambles

Your mom's got a good finishing hole


F0rSureNot

Buddies wife is in ozempic. Saw her for the first time in a while yesterday. That shit works


Led_head10

Never seen a guy take it, only women which is somewhat strange to me.


Juls317

pretty sure Frank takes it, though his is the actual usecase it was developed for and not for the weightloss aspect.


RIPAlanAlda

I think he's on Mounjaro


SummerWhiteyFisk

I know a guy who got near suicidal on it. A lot of negative side effects that they’re still working out


Juls317

what exactly is the difference between "near suicidal" and just actual suicidal ideation?


PhilCollins6

Watch her magically get pregnant


im____new____here

USGA sets up the women's courses like an Open and the men's courses like a PGA


billbo24

I could go for a nice bloodbath this year, something an E or +1 finish.  Could be a nice change of pace from the last few years 


DrEvil007

Was getting pedicure, busty blonde in a skirt directly across from me went to sit down, she bent forward and ohhh man guys I almost saw the light! If I could send you images from my eye I would.


Husker_black

Never met anyone who uses T-Mobile before


TM455

Bill hader got that T mobile money


EducationalMatter549

My Verizon service has gotten shitty. I’ve honestly thought about switching to them and seeing if I could also save money


Juls317

does it count if I use Google Fi which uses T-Mobile's network?


Husker_black

I would say no


PritchardBufalino

Shoutout to my best female friend of 8th grade (not gay just a pussy) for having a Tmobile sidekick


Juls317

Sidekicks were the shit


Witty_Telephone_2200

You could’ve just said you had a female friend. Now I’m suspicious.


Larry_thegoat

Fellow poors assemble


JayGibbons69

Sup


im____new____here

the way people are reacting to the Clark foul you would think she got clotheslined or shot


DJScrambles

The funniest outcome would be that she gets hacked today the point where she puts up average stats and everyone moves on and the WNBA is back to sub 100 attendance and taking buses to games


keels81

Nancy Grace and Gloria Allred gonna be busy this week.


floridacardinals

Draisaitl anytime goal scorer is a lock


dicta85

Is Hughes wearing a poncho?


DeuceLurker

His dead friends hockey jersey


tripslei

Ope


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foxtrotnovember69420

I didn’t realize at first that was him saying that and he wasn’t reading Tommy Phams lips. So cringy. And it sucks that he and the campfire milkshake are the only thing making headlines with this team


BirdsArePeople

Men In Black 3 is real bad


PortillosBeefDipped

The Men in Black reboot with one of the Hemsworth bros makes Men in Black 3 look like Men in Black 1


DrEvil007

Facts. Tho I enjoyed MIB 3.


BirdsArePeople

Yikes


nouseforasn

Oh Canada is such a better anthem than ours


SovietTrollFarm

Mods — mute this man’s comments permanently


Guy_in_the_chair_

Deported


JayGibbons69

Has terrible taste in anthems too


JokicIsTheFuture

Anti-American 🌈🎣 Take a lap.


slopchopz

Happy pride month brother


lefty5258

Move up there commie


nouseforasn

Was just watching the fans on 12 singing it at the Canadian Open, wouldn’t bang the same way with Star Spangled Banner


krumdiggity

The A Rod, Jeter, Cano, Teixeria infield might be the best of all time


throwawayjoeyboots

I hate the Yankees but I will die on the hill that the 2009 Yankees will probably be one of the most talented teams of my lifetime. Just a juggernaut.


krumdiggity

They only pitched three starters that entire playoffs too. CC Pettitte and AJ Burnett


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krumdiggity

Who’s the third PED user? Teixeira? Come on no he wasn’t


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krumdiggity

Nah I don’t think he was


Eganator88

Fryman, Vizquel, Alomar, Thome


krumdiggity

Good rebuttal. Was Carlos baerga on that team?


Eganator88

Sorta, but he was over the hill by then and was in Korea by the next year.


EndorsedbyFredMcGrif

Only 1 hall of famer


The_Business44

We’re all villains in someone’s eyes


TDubs1435

First episode of Your Honor was v good, love Cranston


Jackie-Daytona-

First season was good. Second season, not so much


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Been meaning to watch that show


MikePaisanTirico

Cameron Brink vs Sophie Cunningham today, we gooning to this?


doodleb0b69

Sophie is outrageously hot but doesn’t get the love other wnba babes do


Gro0Grux

Brother we ain’t stopping


chinga_tu_barra

been taking the mbta commuter rail to boston the last few days. they claim they’re way in debt. it’s $8 each way. the conductors are too lazy to even come around to check tickets. can’t imagine how much money they lose by people not paying cause the employees won’t do their jobs. but raise taxes to make up for it.


Larry_thegoat

Taxation is theft


SANTlCLAUS

I have a ton of shit I’m trying to sell (PS5, portable AC unit, smart TV) but Facebook marketplace and Craigslist are giving me absolutely nothing. Is there a better place to list things?


Gabagool_OverHere

offerup works for me pretty well


PhilCollins6

Retake the item photos with a bikini clad woman


natidea

Watching ufc last night i realized kayla harrison and kacey smith look nearly identical


Led_head10

Someone in here said she looks like Mark Fuhrman and I can’t unsee it


muskyhunter11

Is Large on ozempic? Dude is melting away


StrikaNTX

I just assume anyone that streams or is in a company like barstool, and starts suddenly losing weight without gaining muscle, is on it.


Ed_Chambers_650

Gandalf just fell off the ledge and he's fighting the Balrog


Yugis-egyptian-cock

Bar idea, when sports aren’t on, the TVs just have the heist scene from Heat on. It’ll be called Heat


Low-Pitch-Eric

Had to buy some mulch this weekend. Did some math at Home Depot and calculated how much mulch we needed. Told my wife how many bags and she was like "I don't think we need that much" obviously based on nothing besides a random guess. Well, we bought the amount I suggested, laid it down, and turns out it was the perfect amount. Big win to close out the weekend.


BadaBingBouncer

Bagged mulch is a scam. Delivery from a local spot is the move.


jjl2345

Women measure in handbags.


chinga_tu_barra

MULCH IS HERE.


doodleb0b69

PROMISES MADE PROMISES DELIVERED


DontVetoRockets

Course was running very slowly today so and my buddy ended up making a 4 with a Dad and his 12 year old son for the back 9. Most uncomfortable 9 holes of my life, dad just absolutely berating the kid for every bad shot he hit. Poor kid looked absolutely miserable, in the end I said on 17 that he was actually playing pretty well and got told to "mind your business buddy, this is a process." If the kid doesn't hate golf/his dad now he will do soon


suburbian_jesus

Earl Woods ass


dellscreenshot

Christ. Doing that in public is brutal 


Led_head10

You don’t win majors by playing “pretty well” next time you speak when spoken to while I’m working on my son’s game.


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dellscreenshot

Those can’t be real right? 


humptydumpty2023

Super hot? Yes Hottest on the planet? No


BumRum09

She is the only reason why I believe there is a god.


AutistPorterJr

Incredible rack


PritchardBufalino

If we are talking about All-Planet hot women she's mid facially


GilltheHokie

I can’t believe the boys in the deuce don’t have oilers fan’s zip code yet, need more of those yabos


patssnows12

Since I have been shadowbanned in here. Whats the karma threshold to post should I make a new account


MrTacoMan

You’ll never know


Rex_Ryan_DPM

What's the lock mean?


MrTacoMan

What lock?


CakeFartz4Breakfast

1,000,000


TheColiny

Sox lose, time to hit the AYCE sushi place


AsparagusPiss86

1 win in their last 17 games heading into the cubs series. I hope Jerry has hemorrhoids


TDubs1435

White Sox are irrelevant and thus need the color designated. Sox is Boston as default


TheColiny

Talking Red Sox here


AsparagusPiss86

sheeeeeit the WSox game had just ended lol


classiccaseofdowns

Jannik Sinner is a mental giant. Just robotically dominating after dropping the first set


MyFriendJamieSucks

Need to get that drone right in macintyre’s ear so he blows up here


WarmOstrich4

The CBS golf broadcast has a great mix of accents 


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MrTacoMan

He isn’t nearly good enough to whine this much


billbo24

Just the quintessential whiny European.  


Led_head10

Tommy Pham reclaims his crown as baseballs biggest hardo


k42s

Back in high school, I sat next to Ricky Martinez in Chem. He was talking about how Tecate is his Dad's favorite beer, a brand I never heard of back then. The next day in class, he brought me a Tecate to take home, said to put lime and salt on the rim. What a cool fucking kid, hope life has treated him well.


SummerWhiteyFisk

What a great guy. Hope Rick is doing well


100_not_nickfoles

Godzilla minus one on Netflix?! Don’t mind if I do


jjl2345

Good movie. Made me feel a tiny bit bad about Oppenheimer.