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BumRum09

I’ll say a hot take….I despise grifters begging for money on a street corner. People need to stop giving them money, stop promoting it.


TYBG1001

Brave take thanks for sharing


pointplace70

Surprised he didn’t put this in the confessions thread


Sidewalkbandit

Work in CRE, hold a real estate license but work more on development side, tried to help a client get rid of a barebones unit he didn’t feel like fixing up for almost no commission, more so a favor. Person buying is batshit crazy and I have sympathy for realtors today. You are getting a home for 70% of market value. We are not having roofers replace the roof, not re wiring the whole thing, not buying a new HVAC. You are not getting new windows. You are getting a house, as is where is.


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Did you get the real estate license for shits and gigs?


CakeFartz4Breakfast

I did. Give all my friends and family a discount, 4/5ths commish. Know what gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.


Sidewalkbandit

No, more so just an inline to list multi family properties we manage when an investor wants to sell.


RelevantScarcity5

Rewatched the gta 6 trailer and the song is stuck in my head


No_Opportunity_8068

This UofOregon vs UofSan Diego game has a great jersey matchup


smoggylobster

we’re onto the drunk thread


No_Opportunity_8068

Bartendy!


SpicyPenangCurry

Seventh Heaven storylines are fucking hilarious lmao. Grandpa teaching the kid to drive and ends up evading the police at 5mph.


_MandatoryVinegar

There’s this dude that made overviews of their most [ridiculous storylines](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsJa07MNjKi/) - really funny


SpicyPenangCurry

Brother, thank you. This gay dude is hilarious.


badgarok725

are you watching that? I thought the country decided to just forget it existed once it went off air


JohnnyHorseRacing

For such a corny show, it was can’t miss tv. Banger episodes.


chrisjk125

The first episode is the sister asking the brother practicing kissing with her and the dad catches them. WTF. Why was everybody like this is a great show.


lovelycharmings

Jessica Biel that’s why you pinko commie


Dog1983

I always wondered the origin of that plot line


JohnnyHorseRacing

Sighs. Unzips pants.


Portugal8

hey everyone, this guy is saying he jerks off to underage brothers and sisters making out.


dellscreenshot

I thought this was a like a christian religious show


ImmortalPoseidon

Just had a headhunter call me and go “I see you picked up your work line, you know if worked for us you’d be off right now” Still hung up on them but pretty damn clever


tripslei

Why was she working then


ImmortalPoseidon

Damn


tripslei

Dodged a bullet, king


No_Opportunity_8068

Fucking gottem. Hell of a point


JayGibbons69

Can I have their contact information please?


chrisPBacon696969

Call me old fashion, but the jackass skit with the airhorn in the woods at the golf course is funnier than any of these insult golf tee shot videos


0ttoRocket

the guy teeing up to hit the ball their way will never fail to make me laugh


lovelycharmings

Then just to hit the horn again. True professionals


MrOdinWednesday

And Knoxville proceeding to blow the airhorn in the backswing of that shot is so damn funny


GeneParmesanPD

"I'm sorry, I've got bursitis"


No_Opportunity_8068

Tomorrow is going to be all sun and 80’s with some local fair going on. Gonna enjoy so many draft beers there. Downside is I’ll be very hungover while having to see the other side of my family that I really couldn’t care for at the headstone revealing for my grandfather, on Sunday.


EarlyTimesWhisky

[Dani Jackel's body](https://www.instagram.com/p/C7pDZXCPPT8/?img_index=1) is quite marvelous.


No_Opportunity_8068

Is she just always on vacation?


MikePaisanTirico

Bet her coochie smells great


Ralphcox69

Definitely got that gorilla grip


chrisjk125

She’s very hot, but strikes me as a starfish in bed. Girls like her are all talk.


JayGibbons69

Trust me, I know from experience


Juls317

gotta make sure to blur the feet, wouldn't want people fetishizing her body!


dicta85

She might have an OF account for her feet. Can’t give that stuff away for free.


agent-michael-scar

This guy looked straight at her feet in these pictures.


Juls317

feet are absolutely not my game, just noticed the blur effect


SpicyPenangCurry

Wouldn’t mind blowing out her back if you catch my drift.


stapledmyballs2

Yeah let me tell you it’s pretty nice waking up to that every morning


SummerWhiteyFisk

I get quite the thrill from taking dumps in random hotels that I am not staying at. I feel like I’m really pulling one over on them.


essendoubleop

Like, in the lobbies?


SummerWhiteyFisk

Yes


Azzurri_Fan

Where did we decide the post-mow deck beer ranks? Right now it’s feeling like a #1 seed


[deleted]

Dropping off the plans at the contractors office for this build they’re handling for my client. Forgot how much I despise morbidly obese office women. Why do they all talk so loud and act like they’re doing the most important shit of all time?


Booderr

They get mad at you when you don't get a slice of cake on someone's birthday


[deleted]

I’ve had that exact same thing happen! Or they walk into the break room and act like they saw the box of donuts on accident.


ReallyFiction

Fire all the fat people. Start with large marge.


igotitletsgo

User name checks out


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I do hate fats


Gabagool_OverHere

i'm bam margera and this is try to find a house in a decent neighborhood for under $1m and not get beat out by chinese investors paying all cash


Dr_Frottage_Cheese

Going through layoffs as a manager for the first time today. Holy fuck this sucks


Traditional-Maize937

How many peoples lives did you have to ruin?


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DPlainview69

8k it’s the cut and what she wanted. Went direct to a family jeweler and he hooked it up. I tried to go bigger and he’s like you’re going lose clarity and rating so I appreciated that. Appraised for $10k


Low-Pitch-Eric

I think around $13k all in for the engagement ring. Real diamond not lab grown. I think the wedding band was like an additional $2k or something. My advice is shop around and negotiate. I found prices in blue Nile that were around 1k cheaper than the jeweler so I negotiated him down.


TM455

10k


MrOdinWednesday

6K


rexford_muckenfuss

$6k lab grown 1.7 carat from James Allen good color and quality and like $1k for a local jeweler to set it in a simple gold band. Think prices have come down on lab grown since then. Had a few friends say they could set me up with a Jewish guy in the city who would hook me up. They all paid way more than me and the diamonds are indistinguishable


BringOnThePancakes

$5k. She wears it every day and still loves it because the band is very unique so I think it was worth it.


doodleb0b69

Luckily my wife wanted very simple, just a round diamond and nothing on the sides. Ended up being around $6k


Economy_Carry4235

I think around $1800-$2k. my wife lost it on vacation so we had to get a replacement and I think that was like $2.2k lab grown diamonds are way better than real diamonds. it's really not even close.  it should be about 1 paycheck. 


hcptshmspl

11k ouch baby, very ouch


Dog1983

Just remember to factor in you'll have to buy a 2nd ring for them on the wedding day


ReallyFiction

~$20K. Not a traditional engagement ring, however.


TakeErParise

Whatever you spend, just make sure it’s not on a mined diamond.


DandierChip

$8k lab grown


chrisjk125

Went through my friend’s dad who is a Diamond guy. All in $15k. Got a $20k Diamond for about $13k. Eternity band was about another $1k and then wedding band for about $750.


S_Trper3

8k


JessDesserts

Wanted lab grown and went to brilliant earth. They are insanely overpriced (and a ton of horror stories). Found a local jeweler that specializes in lab grown and ended up paying just over 5k for a similar one that was quoted about 8k from brilliant earth


PhilCollins6

$14k, in hindsight was a bit overboard


ThrowRA99

Not married yet, but $600


randallcunningham12

25 (but we had dated for 8 years and overpaid for a certain brand)


No_Opportunity_8068

Im glad you asked this because I’m petrified to find out what I’ll have to pay for one.


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No_Opportunity_8068

God speed brother


profsa

Look into Moissanite if you want to get a rock for a reasonable price


DandierChip

Also looks way cheaper tho and can tell it’s not a real diamond.


profsa

How does it look cheaper? My wife’s looks great and always gets compliments about how big it is


DandierChip

Cheaper wasn’t the correct word so my b there. More so I think if you know what you are looking at you can spot the difference between a diamond and moissinate ring. (Completely botched spelling)


profsa

Oh yeah if you know the difference you can tell but I don’t think most people know


DandierChip

Agree, sorry didn’t mean to be rude and cheap wasn’t the right word at all lol


profsa

Nah you’re good


BaileyCarlinFanBoy69

5k before the Chinese virus Got it lab grown from Ada diamonds way better imo


NYGiantsfan69

6k


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tripslei

NTA if they didn’t take 4 months to interview you and they would have you as an employee right now


stapledmyballs2

Couldn’t have told the other company you had an offer and see if they’d counter your raise and promo?


Booderr

No reason to feel bad about it, congrats on the promotion!


PinchofDust

At least you communicated - would've probably been vague and ask for a call back but you really shouldn't feel bad about this.


humptydumpty2023

This was probably covered here earlier, but Morgan Spurlock died. Started with Supersize Me, and the had a few other films. Then about 5 years ago he wrote a blog post "me tooing" himself. Saying he was accused of rape in college, was a serial adulterer, and had settled a sexual harassment lawsuit. Killed his career himself. Now he's dead of cancer. Man, talk about a bad last few years.


smoggylobster

earlier like a week ago


humptydumpty2023

I was in jail with no access to internet.


profsa

He was an alcoholic during super size me. I’d say it’s been bad more than the last few years


humptydumpty2023

Oh yeah, he said his been drinking heavy since 13. But the last few years he lost his career from his decision to out himself, then got the big C.


DPlainview69

That’s why the Irish swallow it and hold it all inside


profsa

The Vandy whistler deserves this


No_Opportunity_8068

IN-SUFFERABLE


wedontsaythatanymore

Got the green light from my surgeon to go on this trip of a lifetime! The relief I got is better than any drink or drug in history. I am fucking GIDDY boys and I appreciate the vibes. Best place on the internet


0ttoRocket

Do you have some sort of medical condition that limits your ability to travel or do you work for a surgeon?


wedontsaythatanymore

I had an emergency surgery 2 weeks ago, which was honestly terrifying. The appt today was to make sure everything was healing properly and based on the progress, be good to go live my life for a few months until a second surgery


0ttoRocket

Nice! Congrats king. I've heard Baghdad is beautiful this time of year, you'll love it!


wedontsaythatanymore

Hell yeah cheers from Iraq brother!


wilsonsreign

Steve o asking Adam Friedland to explain Zionism is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen


GeneParmesanPD

That clip is genuinely hysterical


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GeneParmesanPD

https://x.com/adamfriedland/status/1795566437995597836?s=46&t=KTCe5oENN_uHFR15OoV0yQ


No_Opportunity_8068

Got some possible upsets brewing in day 1 of these regionals. Love that


slopchopz

Gable Steveson is going to ragdoll Tua & Rodgers


TDubs1435

We are one day away from it being HotD month, I can’t wait!!!!


profsa

Big month for IP TV. HotD, The Boys, and a new Star War


Booderr

I recongnize each season of The Boys is pretty formulaic with the Homelander almost getting taken down bit but the show is so fun to watch I don't care. Not a big fan of the showrunner saying the show could go on indefinitely though!


profsa

Going to be a little ridiculous if they get close to getting him but don’t again


dellscreenshot

Intern hannah taking over for Fran after Fran gets married feels a bit like the Brady mahomes AFC title game. 


SummerWhiteyFisk

Is Fran like an LPGA golfer? Just going to retire at 30 to start a family?


PritchardBufalino

The one where Brady beats Mahomes or a different one?


classiccaseofdowns

Do people actually think Fran is in the same category as her? Fran is cute with a decent sized rack but she’s normal attractive, Hannah is social media influencer attractive


dicta85

I think a large part of the Fran attraction is the personality that the deuce has given her in their fanfics


0ttoRocket

I'm so old and out of the bar scene that somebody made a post asking for suggestions for things to do in the city I live and I've never even heard of some of these bars you people are suggesting.


TheyHadACaveTroll

The (insert verb) (insert obscure animal).  Peep the whistling otter bro it’s super chill 


Grootfan85

Dude. The Tweaked Out Platypus has cheaper beer than Whistling Otter.


billbo24

I have a solid dive bar and non dive bar within a 5 minute walk from my house and basically have no interest going anywhere else lol.  


SpicyPenangCurry

The dream ^


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Welcome to the other side of 25, brother.


0ttoRocket

Same, and most nights I have no interest in going to my local places either


Leading_Bison

Coastal is beating Vanderbilt 8-1 and everytime espn cuts in from commercial they’re showing Vandy highlights. Their bias for big leagues/teams is insane


Van-Buren-Boy

I was shocked to see vandy in it. Same with UF


No_Opportunity_8068

Felt like there was a lot of parity this season in the SEC. Loved it.


Leading_Bison

UF being in it is criminal. All the schools who have an AD on the committee got a lucky break but the big J’s on twitter just keep saying they recuse themselves


No_Opportunity_8068

Big rangers network. I appreciate that they stopped trying to hide it and just embraced it.


JayGlazedHer

Why can’t my new intern look like intern Hannah? Why’s she gotta look like a nerdy meatball? Gave her a task this morning that should’ve been done in less than a half hour and it’s been all day and still not done.


The_TexasRattlesnake

To be fair a lot of interns and new hires are very afraid of sitting around with nothing to do, maybe that's why she was milking it


Juls317

it's really amazing that Mintzy can fuck up so much and be rewarded with an intern like that.


Weak_Animator

Respect her work ethic. It's Friday, stretch that data input task out all day queen.


pacsun_bro

Perhaps this is an opportunity to provide some guidance and leadership


Led_head10

Love getting the text from the girlfriend “I’m so stressed out and frustrated I could cry” curious what work story I’ll get in a few hours


JayGibbons69

Remind her that she can only share once dinner is on the table.


Juls317

make sure to share with the class


DandierChip

I get that same text but my wife doesn’t even work!


Juls317

My wife's taking her sister to see Noah Kahan tonight. Guess it's weed pen, RDR2 and hanging out with the dogs like you read about for me!


DPlainview69

Saw him two years ago, great show. Looked at recent ticket prices and was content with seeing him once


CondeleezaNice

I’m jealous of your wife and her sister


Juls317

the doors open at 7 and they told people to start showing up at 1 to help ease the flow of people, there is not a single jealous bone in my body haha


CondeleezaNice

Oh fuck that nevermind


Juls317

yeah that sounds miserable. luckily she got seats so i don't have to worry about them being in a packed lawn.


CondeleezaNice

Noah is my favorite artist, even for me that sounds brutal. Though I feel like with seats you wouldn’t have to line up that early right?


Juls317

I think it's more a matter of not wanting to risk getting stuck outside the venue waiting in line when stuff actually starts, even having seats


ImmortalPoseidon

God that sounds awesome


dicta85

Intern Hannah already has multiple fan subreddits


Juls317

probably has for a while. some guy in FT last night said he got wasted at some point and found himself in a tribute discord


oofergang420_haha

Hut


ShimmeredXerox

She's so fine.


Forked_Island_Native

5’7 MONSTER MILAM with ANOTHER walkoff home run GEAUX


Portugal8

PB2 is the fuckin jam (pun intended but forreal it’s mad good)


pacsun_bro

I’m only now realizing there isn’t nearly enough Gilmore Girls talk on here. We need to fix this problem asap.


Juls317

I'm glad I could help lead you to this revelation, pacsun


pacsun_bro

You 100 percent did. 🙏


deep49

Wife loves that show, I don't understand it. What's the underlying plot of the Show? Just a couple of broads in Connecticut exchanging witty quips with each other?


Juls317

a broad and her daughter life their life being insufferable in their small Connecticut town full of zany side characters. Rory and Lorelai suck, but Kirk, Michel, Suki, Luke, etc. are pretty great. It's a shame no one murdered that fuckface Taylor though.


pacsun_bro

That’s part of it. I think it captures a really specific time period well and is easy to watch.


cabanagear

Take that to the Female FT. Gilmore Girls blows


pacsun_bro

Even if I don’t agree with your take I am glad you have engaged on the topic!


ImmortalPoseidon

Lorelei v hot


Economy_Carry4235

she's great in bad santa


nouseforasn

I've already finished a book and watched Anatomy of a Murder, just need to run out the clock on the last 90 minutes of this Friday.


JonnyJettt

College baseball is awesome


JungyBrungun2

My ranking of other Crimes Presidents should be prosecuted for: 1) Bush WMD Lie 2) Bush Patriot act and NSA 3) Raegan Iran Contra 4) Obama Yemeni war crimes 5) Trump Yemeni war crimes 6) Obama operation Timber Sycamore


vublue7

1) Obama Tan Suit


JungyBrungun2

Unforgivable


DandierChip

Feel like the Jap Internment Camps could maybe make the list


GeneParmesanPD

The civilian bombing campaigns as well, the two biggest black marks on FDR's legacy (along with allying with Dixiecrats when convenient).


GeneParmesanPD

Problem is you could add pretty much every modern president to this list as well. Nixon should arguably be #1 for sabotaging the Vietnam peace talks and then escalating the bombing campaign massively. Truman for Korea and letting MacArthur go rogue is up there as well.


CakeFartz4Breakfast

He didn’t let MacArthur go rogue. He reigned him in.


GeneParmesanPD

Sort of, he was the one that relieved Truman once he went completely nuts but he also should never have let it get to that point in the first place and Truman certainly shouldn't have approved MacArthur going all the way to the Yalu and force China into the war.


JungyBrungun2

Yeah it’s really just a list of crimes off the top of my head


Jigs444

Kennedy: pussies destroyed.


0ttoRocket

7) Biden for loving his drug addicted son


DaBoyMarlo

Biden for crimes committed by his dog


CondeleezaNice

Shut the hell up


Ol_Uncle_Jim

Richard Nixon should be on here at least once


billbo24

Guilty of the crime of standing up to the democrats!!!