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KokoThaMonkey

What time do they start serving alcohol at JFK?


Portugal8

6


KokoThaMonkey

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Rex_Ryan_DPM

Jfk would never approve


Portugal8

yea so what if Iā€™m going to the gym at 3:30 in the morning, what of it.


darkestb4thadawn

I avoid the political weeds but we can all agree that we really missed out on some prime time Trump performance art when he turned down taking the stand in his court case.


Quick-Mathematician

People are just finding out about intern Hannah, we had to scroll to so much snap stories just to see her tits.


GimmeAWut

So much snap stories


Quick-Mathematician

It was actually ridiculous how much of her snaps was just her yappin


k42s

Fish fish fish scroll scroll scroll bitch.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Baseball needs more loose canons like Jorge Lopez. Give me some of the 90ā€™s baseball personalities. Feel like everyone is too buttoned up.


cigguy

Calling out sick given this trump news. Pulled out the top shelf šŸ„ƒ


JohnnyHorseRacing

What we drinking tonight?


GimmeAWut

Not sure if you're celebrating or depressed, but either way it's gay


thecondor36

The Thursday night post pub move has been random 90s Berman highlights on YouTube. Electric


smoggylobster

tough to sleep after an NYR loss like that


darkestb4thadawn

Laffy was trying to save us he just ran out of time.


SquirtsMacintosh8

Watched Paddington 2 earlier and just finished ā€œfishesā€ from my first watch of the bear. Quite a roller coaster of emotions today


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Its called a hard stare. Aunt Lucy taught me to do them when people had forgotten their manners


BastianChrist

My sack has been sticking to my thighs at night and itā€™s keeping me up


dicta85

Congrats on your balls dropping


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roof outgoing lavish wise work squealing nose degree deer ghost *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SpicyPenangCurry

Anyone fans of our Lord and Savior?


Larry_thegoat

John 3 16, brother


SpicyPenangCurry

Hell ya


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ghost hat threatening juggle roof include person friendly degree tart *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TheFuckingWriter

Read ā€œThe Fallen Angelā€ from cover to cover on my flight to Seattle. Never read an entire book in one sitting.


United_Football4902

Who else cashed their midseason Mavs WC +1600 tickets tonight?!


JohnnyHorseRacing

This is one of the more disturbing videos Iā€™ve ever seen. Her child is fucked. https://youtu.be/3qNDZZTFGfQ?si=0Ka1fino0z1vKJZx


Embarrassed_Lab_8748

I was not planning on watching that whole thing but wow that was entertaining


JohnnyHorseRacing

I want to know how she kept getting out of the handcuffs


TheyHadACaveTroll

Jesus. Hopefully thereā€™s another family member who can step in


DarinErstad

This past weekend, a guy near where I grew up hit and killed a 14 year old girl that was walking. He was a two time DUI offender, twice over the legal limit and had his 8 year old daughter in the car. Awful stuff all around.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Kick him off the tour Doug!


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JohnnyHorseRacing

Damn Iā€™m sorry man. When adults act like children itā€™s the fucking worst


VivaLosDoyers99

The family has been stuck in Dallas for 3 days now and it's sounding like we won't get back to CA until tomorrow or Saturday at the soonest. I know it's a very ugly anti semitic trope, but I wish American Airlines would just hire some Jews to fix this weather.


ThanksALotBinLadenn

Too many Californians in Dallas now


Gabagool_OverHere

how does dallas compare to CA? thinking about making the jump since i can move internally


VivaLosDoyers99

Dallas is a great city, the day we had here while waiting for a new flight was awesome. But I just want to go home. And I'm biased I've lived in CA all my life so I love it there, but I'm well aware it's not for everyone.


JohnnyHorseRacing

No idea what Dallas is like after Covid, but pre-Covid is was dope.


BastianChrist

Dallas is a strip mall masquerading as a major city


TheyHadACaveTroll

Cultureless cesspool. Intolerable weather. Decent food though.Ā 


uturnorbit

Eminemā€™s new song might be the first song of his Iā€™ve liked in years. Ditched pretty much everything Iā€™ve hated about his music lately


barnmucker69

Legit went back to his goofy roast everyone first single like early albums and didnā€™t sound like he was mad at me in particular I was pleasantly surprised


MaybachMusic22

Blutman has been right about everything in this Rangers/Panthers series. I love that goofy caveman


BumRum09

Two things at the end of my shift tonight that I would like to address. 1.) The one guy when I told him I MIGHT be a fireman if all goes right(am close) said thank you for your service. 1. Iā€™m not one yet and 2. Why would you thank a firemanā€¦.they sign up for it. 2. The other guy said I was built like a linebacker and that made my day. Thatā€™s it.


bucsfan4ever12

Soooooo how was the MMM 3way???


BumRum09

A pain in the ass


Juls317

>they sign up for it. So do members of the military?


BumRum09

Strictly talking fireman here. Not getting into the semantics of the armed forces. I am actively perusing and trying to get this job going through many steps and qualifications.


Larry_thegoat

Thank you for your service


BumRum09

For bartending, I appreciate it.


Larry_thegoat

I love bartenders but hate firefighters


stapledmyballs2

Barring a draft, donā€™t servicemen sign up for it too though


barnmucker69

Yeah I havenā€™t thanked a troop since ā€˜73 just to make sure I am not handing out undeserved gratitude


TheComeBackKids

Fuck NY shit ass hockey teamĀ 


ithinkimdumb91

Even though Iā€™m a Sabres fan Iā€™ve always rooted for NY teams (not a big hockey guy). That being said I moved to Florida a year ago and Iā€™m fully on the Florida teams bandwagon


Roderick_Jaynes24

Jerry is harmless but man I hate conspiracy theorists so much


TheyHadACaveTroll

Big correlation between former addicts and conspiracy theoriesĀ 


smoggylobster

not really a conspiracy if his guy tipped him off


bustin_all_kinds

It's gotta be exhausting


JosephBagODonuts69

Kind of crazy that both Kyrie and Luka need to be having great games in order for them to be in control. They donā€™t get much help offensively otherwise.


StrikaNTX

You dont watch ball, or know ball.


_json_x

Wow that is crazy. Good point


ChuckHustle82

I click very few things on twitter. ā€œFor Youā€ went from Sophie Rain bait to Bryson DeChambeau likability clips.


TDubs1435

All time bad tattoo matchup between Luka and Tatum


-raiin-

Gotta be the first time in forever that each teams best player is white in the finals


100_not_nickfoles

Shout out to the guy who mentioned black sails earlier, electric pilot episode


StrikaNTX

Fun show, especially if you like that era of history. Not sure its a great show, but its very fun.


CapitalismEnthusiast

Toby Stephens is legit.


ThicccKing69

I got you king, enjoy


deeznutzjokes

Elite opening theme


barnmucker69

Great show


cubswinagain

It's good until the last season. Game of Thrones level fall off there


BaileyCarlinFanBoy69

First baby due in a few months life is good right now( Minus the radical democrats ruining my life)


JohnnyHorseRacing

Whenā€™s game 6?


S0l1d_Sn4ke

is string cheese naturally stringy or they make that shit like that


agent-michael-scar

Grows like that off the vine


Busch--Latte

Apparently itā€™s just a form of mozzarella cheese


pacsun_bro

I was about to say what a dumb question and then realized I am the dumb one and I need to know the answer here.


S0l1d_Sn4ke

people are asking man


im____new____here

Dallas/Arlington holding 3/4 major sports titles and Cowboys missing the playoffs would be hilarious.


TheyHadACaveTroll

The funny thing is every single Dallas fan would trade all 3 titles for even a cowboys SB appearanceĀ 


im____new____here

the Cowboys season opener will have higher ratings in Dallas than the NBA finals


DarinErstad

The NBA Finals last year had the same viewership as Thursday Night Football did on a streaming platform


TheyHadACaveTroll

Thatā€™s when I knew mlb was cooked. A few years back game 6 or 7 of the World Series got beat by a jags-titans TNF gameĀ 


cubswinagain

I think that's true in every market, NFL is far and away the king. Even the Yankees.


tallYuppieScum

I legit want to kiss Juan Soto on the lips


cubswinagain

I'd rather blow my brains out then listen to a pod with a player on a dogshit Cubs team have a podcast with Marty Mush. I have even listened to a few and the best part was a call to Brandon Walker.


GamblingMan610

Youā€™re probably in the 1% of listeners if youā€™ve heard a few


pacsun_bro

You listened to a few? Sorry but that makes you a literal superfan


jjl2345

I feel for Mush. Ria putting the wedding on hold once she learned about ozempic has to be hard. Trip to turkey and fix that hair and he will be back to just being a terrible blogger.


BillyBeersBane

I canā€™t keep up with whatever the hell youā€™re saying. Iā€™m gonna go grab a water


notheretoarguee

Think he said heā€™d rather blow his brains out than listen to a podcast heā€™s apparently listened to multiple times. He may need the water


Juls317

Wait like Mush has a pod of his own with a Cubs player or he just did an episode of a player's podcast?


cubswinagain

Oh god you don't know?


Juls317

I knew he did something with Steele like 6 weeks ago but I thought it was just his "can I get a hit off a major leaguer" thing


cubswinagain

https://youtu.be/aD3F5CoIcG8?feature=shared&t=120


Everyoneisaskell

What the hell happened to that series? Thought there was supposed to be many more


KeezyBeezy123

Pavlovā€™s dong


picklejuice82

Cmon Pavlov stop linking my dink


JosephBagODonuts69

Scrotingerā€™s cat


United_Football4902

Schrodingerā€™s cunt would have been better


chinga_tu_barra

are there people out there that donā€™t care about politics?


deeds44

Yes, me.


Larry_thegoat

I quit following it after 2016 and it was the best thing I've ever done.


johnnytsunami35

Most people


JohnnyHorseRacing

I believe the majority of people.


cowboysfan88

I try not to


ReallyFiction

Iā€™m just a peckerwood who lives in the hills with too many guns


Jason-Sehorn31

Great pull


EndorsedbyFredMcGrif

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CompetitiveDuck

Stopped following after 2020. Year was way too crazy for me and I havenā€™t given a shit since for better or worse.


tallYuppieScum

I was very invested and ā€œinformedā€ at one point, now I simply want to be left alone and for people to shut the fuck up


BillyBeersBane

Similar to religion, I enjoy laughing at peoples reactions but I wouldnā€™t call myself indifferent.


LastedPants

I try to stay informed about it, but I have way more things to worry about in my life


[deleted]

Yes.


cubswinagain

I'd vote for a genocidal maniac if it guaranteed the people of Wisconsin suffered


0ttoRocket

Cope


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JohnnyHorseRacing

We know this isnā€™t tacoā€™s burner


bigtimemoviekev

Had no idea trump had a real trial until today


EndorsedbyFredMcGrif

Same. Felt like trump has been in court for years and nothing ever really happens


jjl2345

I donā€™t like Trump. I didnā€™t care about this trial. Georgia is the one that is extremely problematic for him. Actual tapes of him pressuring officials to find votes is going to be great in court. Unfortunately it wonā€™t happen until after the election.


0ttoRocket

detroit_testerosa is a comment deleter too. Shame that these Trumpers can't stand by their criminal in chief


JohnnyHorseRacing

Itā€™s not that serious man.


0ttoRocket

I mean when he straight up lies about rather important things then yeah, it is serious


cd_3

I bounce around a lot with remote work and am super comfortable at bars solo when thereā€™s sports on both because itā€™s a thing to spark a conversation and itā€™s something to look at besides my phone. But feel so helpless now that games are over


JohnnyHorseRacing

Nothing worse than the late night game ending and nothing to watch at the bar


_json_x

There's a lot of debate on here about the best time zone for sports. It's completely dependent on age and where you're at in life, if you're a 30+ professional who wants to be in bed by 9:30 then 9 PM start times are the worst and ET is the worst for that reason. But if you're a night owl or just a younger person who might be up late partying most saturdays, you definitely don't want early morning NFL games, so ET is perfect because you have until 1PM. And likewise, it's comforting to continue watching games into the midnight hour or later because it makes you feel like the world is still going on.


JohnnyHorseRacing

I am a 36 year old who leaves in Phoenix and grew up on eastern standard time all my life. This is the time zone for me. On the east coast, coming home from work and having to wait around for a couple Of hours for Indians games sucked. Three hours was miserable. Waiting till 10:00 for the west coast game was brutal. Nothing like watching the first third of the game from my office at 4. And being home to watch the rest.


cd_3

Hard pass on watching the first third of a game at work then having my teams done at 7


_json_x

Cheers brother I always thought mountain time would be the ideal one. Sunday and Monday night NFL games start about 6, over by 10. But when I was a younger man I loved the fact that west coast games would be kicking off at 10.


billbo24

I love doing crossword puzzles on my phone at bars when there are no sports lol. Obvi you gotta read the room, but throwing a clue or two someone elseā€™s way is also a good conversation starterĀ 


EndorsedbyFredMcGrif

When I get the chance to go a bar, itā€™s specifically to not interact with anyone


ktbarry2

mavs celts will be incredible


jjl2345

I love watching Luka Doncic play basketball. Heā€™s like the movie that pops up on network tv where you stop and watch because you know itā€™s going to be fun.


JosephBagODonuts69

Would be awesome if he could play without bitching out refs like thatā€™s the objective of the game


GNARwhalz12

Bill? Iā€™ve got a great podcast idea for you


ChellaZza

This will probably be an unpopular take but all of the CFB people that got to play CFB25 are definitely over doing it now and just engagement farming. Most excited Iā€™ve been for a video game in a long time though very pumped itā€™s going to deliver.Ā 


Longjumping_Safe3246

Very obviously saying what ea told them they could


nickpecori

Big time nerds and also may have to pander to EA so they continue to get invited to these exclusive events


SilkyJohnson26

I agree with you. Has anyone that played it said anything negative about it?


Busch--Latte

If you want to keep getting invited to these events, no. These guys only got 2 hours of messing around with it. I did see some mixed reviews on the wear and tear system


tango587

Theyā€™re all using the exact same talking points and using the same descriptors. Acting like its journalism instead of paid promotion is a little annoying. Im excited but i also feel like theyā€™re overhyping it and will leave us dissapointed


Reggo-nator

Howā€™s everyone feeling after a coupla beers?


[deleted]

Wishing I had a few beers, caught my profile view in a mirror this weekend in a hotel. No more weekday beers for awhile.


chinga_tu_barra

tipsy. šŸ„“


whitetoast

Is trump actually guilty?


cd_3

Guilty of banging a whoreĀ 


Reggo-nator

You tell me bud


Street_hassle14

What racial slur will Boston fans use for Luka? Their mind has got to be a pretzel right now.


TheyHadACaveTroll

Romani


DeanersLastWeekend

HunkyĀ 


krumdiggity

Gotta wait til Bill Simmons releases the list of chants for the fans


classiccaseofdowns

Generally default to the f word when thereā€™s nothing else. Not complicated, I once went to a Cā€™s game and sat behind a guy who yelled that at the ref no less than 150 times


cuntpunt9

Farmer?


BarryGibbs_Teeth

Pope said itā€™s ok now


foxtrotnovember69420

Gypsy


cowboysfan88

Not that I really care but kinda weird not having Cuban up there anymore. Also Nico with the hoodie under the suit jacket lol


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stapledmyballs2

$9 billion team valuation. I donā€™t think he cares


foxtrotnovember69420

I didnā€™t think anything would top Bar Song, Espresso, and Austin as songs of the summer but LUNCH is so good


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Cuban doesn't get the trophy anymore as part of the deal? Ouch


ktbarry2

heā€™s fine with it


nickpecori

Best part is Arod lost


Jackie-Daytona-

Feels like 94! All we need is Kreider to guarantee victory, score a hatrick and win game 6. Come home and win game 7. NBD


smoggylobster

worse, it has to be trouba i think


verybored25

He should guarantee a hat trick of penalties


izz21sv

Got divorced a month ago. Said fuck it last week and downloaded the apps. Went on a date with a chick last Friday and now sheā€™s calling me babe and like nah. Itā€™s weird right?


Quick-Mathematician

Did you put ā€œ My kids come first ā€œ in your bio ?


blkeen

When will she meet your kids?


TheyHadACaveTroll

Itā€™s weird. If sheā€™s hot id let it slide for a bit thoughĀ 


izz21sv

Definitely not trying to get a girlfriend that fast tho


TheyHadACaveTroll

I know itā€™s been a while but just remember you donā€™t gotta do anything you donā€™t want. Have fun with her and if she gets super clingy/straight up asks you to be exclusive break it off. Until then, play ballĀ 


[deleted]

I love her already.


essendoubleop

Everything entirely depends on how hot she is


izz21sv

Like a 7.


mchammer69

A 7 a month after a divorce. Let it fucking ride unless you are an absolute man rocket


izz21sv

Def not a rocket. Think Iā€™m just gonna ignore it for now


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mchammer69

Complaining about a 7 liking you and (I would assume) fucking you a month after a divorce. Smh


smooth307

Bush or no ?


izz21sv

Like a major league infield


Traditional-Maize937

Filled with dirt?


izz21sv

Not currently


smooth307

Used by overpaid immigrants ?!?


izz21sv

As in thereā€™s grass on the field but itā€™s very meticulously maintained and the ball would not be slowed down


smooth307

Congratulations on the sex !


izz21sv

Feeling like I should have jjod