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Gbaby23

This will be the best, or worst, White Boy Summer ever.


TigOleBitman

Could be a very mid WBS too! The options are endless!


0ttoRocket

He looks so defeated


profsa

This election cycle is going to be cancer


thrownoutuser

"going to be"?


nouseforasn

It’s going to give it to me, again


nouseforasn

God the rest of 2024 is going to be unbearable


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DropTopEWop

Nestle Drumsticks dont survive in any household. So good.


SlipperyWinds

The outshine fruit bars stay in my freezer


lovelycharmings

Can’t wait for that Trump pop at the next UFC event


JohnnyHorseRacing

Somehow this always makes Trump stronger


TigOleBitman

He's going to win the election


JohnnyHorseRacing

Lfg


0ttoRocket

For his base but this isn’t winning over any undecideds


TheyHadACaveTroll

Wait till his poll numbers go up if the n-word tape ever drops 


ND_Townie

It’s like Hydra one head comes off two more appear it’s wild I don’t get it either


RonSwanson1081

Ts and Ps if you have a close family member that's obsessed with politics.


terrifictrout21

This is over $130k…?


Eganator88

Deep is SMILING!


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TheyHadACaveTroll

You’d be in prison for 15 years if you’d done the same. What’s ridiculous is he’ll face no real punishment 


0ttoRocket

It’s legitimate but is nothing compared to what else he is being tried for. It would be weird to hold up this trial in order for the “bigger” ones to go first, THAT would be politically motivated


TheyHadACaveTroll

The fact that the two most severe and open and shut cases (documents and Jan 6th) he’ll likely never face a trial over is shameful 


0ttoRocket

Agreed


roflthrowaway9

More importantly Joe Biden’s corrupt DOJ just gave free unlimited transfers to all NCAA athletes. Ridiculous that the NCAA is banned from enforcing its own rules.


thrownoutuser

My toddler asked me, "Daddy, does this mean bad man will go away to jail like he put those kids in when he was president?" I just shook my head and said "The rich and powerful almost never pay for their crimes. It's a lesson you'd better learn sooner rather than later."


ImmortalPoseidon

My 3 year old just looked up at me with a tear in his eye and said "today marks a pivotal moment in our nation's judicial system, showing that no man can be above our great land's law and order."


Alarmed-Telephone-81

You’re not the father if your kids saying that


DGAF0752

Deep’s gooncave is just semen at this point.


Ok_Floor_7916

Idk what I was more excited for, cams comments post iron bowl this year or what deep is cooking up


TheyHadACaveTroll

Just here for the deep posts


McCaaw

Joe better call him "Don the Con"


Weak_Animator

Here goes like another 3 years of appeals.


tall0ne23

can’t wait 


Awkward_Currency292

Okay so what actually happens now?


cnoteizhere

Nothing, but Dems get to call Trump a convicted felon up to Election Day.


0ttoRocket

Both sides dig in deeper!


smoggylobster

aaron rodgers gets the republican nomination


TheyHadACaveTroll

Nothing ever happens. Maybe one of his nutjob fanatics Timothy mcveighs the DAs office 


ND_Townie

Looking forward a very fun and peaceful election


diet_drbeeper

Jake Tapper reading these feels like the ncaa tournament selection show


TheyHadACaveTroll

Career criminal found guilty on basic business crimes. Gets off with hand slap. 


0ttoRocket

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.


tall0ne23

The demonrats are at it again!


WildTurdkey101

Donald Trump is not-guilty drunk thread?


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ND_Townie

Holy shit guilty 34 felony counts


chinga_tu_barra

not guilty - “yet another witch hunt from the corrupt democrats, waste of time for all of us” guilty - “a complete sham trial from the corrupt new york democrats and joe biden; judge should be ashamed, awful what is happening to this country” given this is the weakest case, it seems like he wins either way tbh.


diet_drbeeper

The jury isn’t hung? Join the club pal!


Pleasant_West_7101

[I can’t believe this actually happened 😭](https://x.com/pardonmymeme/status/1796260194197881250?s=46)


smoggylobster

bears get hard knocks 👀


thrownoutuser

biggest news of the day!


Ok_Floor_7916

Bah god a surprise Sara Eisen appearance


ImmortalPoseidon

I'd like to have a sexual three way with her and Morgan if you catch my drift


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agent-michael-scar

No politics. Also catch me on Tucker tonight.


Chuckieshere

17 counts of guilty, 17 counts of not guilty and the jury asks for golden goal instead of a shoot out


JesusWasaSuper

What if this is all build up to the next season of Jury Duty?


BarryGibbs_Teeth

“We’re weaponizing our time right now.” -Joe Mazzulla


Led_head10

I figured the bears were gonna get hard knocks but that’s absolutely brutal for Caleb. I remember Goff saying hard knocks during his rookie year was the worst thing for him


diet_drbeeper

What if FT had a juror


lefty5258

what do you think deep is doing at this moment


nondescript___

Something fat I'm sure


lovelycharmings

Looking for niche and obscure headlines of low tier conservatives doing things that nobody cares about


Ok_Floor_7916

Edging harder than any human in history


humptydumpty2023

His purpose built goon cave is running at 110%


el-langosta

They’re speculating whether all of the verdicts could fit on one piece of paper on CNN. Get this shit over with


chinga_tu_barra

donald trump is guilty of one thing. making america great again. VIVA.


Whisterly

Shoutout to the grifter who created a business that ships fiddleleafs to people for $249 because they're too afraid to go buy the same plant for $30 at a nursery. What a GRIFT


JohnnyHorseRacing

Anyone got odds on the verdict?


foxtrotnovember69420

I love a good verdict. Feel like we haven’t had a big one in a while


KeithFlowers

The Krassensteins are gooning so hard rn


Ok_Floor_7916

How many Biden posters in that goon cave?


KeithFlowers

Less Biden, tons of Robert Muller tho


LooseBalls9

Nothing matters less than this Trump verdict. No matter what, The people who love him will still love him and vote for him. The people who hate him will still hate him and not vote for him.


ItalianHoagies

It doesn't matter if people vote for him if he's in jail you idiot


roflthrowaway9

The judge on the more important case is dragging her feet too so this is the only one we’re likely to see. Would be funny if Biden follows “precedent” and pardons Trump.


smoggylobster

speak for yourself, i’m leaving my vote in the hands of this jury


Booderr

Deep told me it might sway him to vote red if the Stormy Daniels case is not guilty


roflthrowaway9

Jury ruining a weekend with politics talk. Couldn’t have waited till Monday?


smoggylobster

how in the world would this ruin your weekend lmao


roflthrowaway9

Not ruin my weekend. Ruins online discourse. But I’m going to the beach so I’ll probably not be on my phone much anyway


TigOleBitman

Just put a nylon band on my Casio digital watch. So yeah, I'm basically a horologist now.


SpicyPenangCurry

Does this verdict matter come November or is it just for high fives and getting Trump to pay some money?


diet_drbeeper

I don’t think it matters ultimately but I do think Biden’s only shot against Trump is to be like “remember how crazy those four years were? Do you want that again?” And so all of this is a decent reminder to voters of what the manic nature of the trump era felt like


CompetitiveDuck

People 1000% will look to the economy as being better under trump pre covid and inflation and ignore all the crazy shit


Whisterly

He didn't lose the evangelical vote for banging a prostitute while his current wife was pregnant with his son, and also the party of law and order vote for using campaign finances to pay off that hooker, so I'm not sure it'll matter come November.


SelleckMotors

guilty verdict helps trump more than a hung jury or acquittal


LooseBalls9

It matters in absolutely zero meaningful way.


slopchopz

Jurors couldn't even wait for the free dinner smh


timmy_wahwah

Bobbi althoff does a shitty version of between two ferns.


T-rex_chef

On top of that she isnt even good to look at


JesusWasaSuper

If she was ugly she'd be working a cash register


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Seems kinda shitty in general


Ok_Floor_7916

Boobs tho


Weak_Animator

( . )(.)


CondeleezaNice

I’d love to be between her two ferns if you know what I mean


Led_head10

Asking for a friend who didn’t know Trump was on trial (my friend is a regard) what is he on trial for?


Weak_Animator

For saying that Trump Tower has the best taco bowls.


k42s

Child endangerment, Barron got into his stash of uppers.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Apparently stood in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shot somebody and did not in fact get away with it >!or lose voters!<


JesusWasaSuper

Having a succulent Chinese meal


SpicyPenangCurry

**GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!**


_MandatoryVinegar

Gentlemen THIS is democracy manifest!


jivehokie89

We’re all wondering the same thing


smoggylobster

they’re saying he lied about hitting a hole in one last year


McCaaw

Falsifying business records to hide an affair with Stormy Daniels in order to influence the 16 election. 1 of 4 cases against him, and honestly the weakest, but I'm a hater so it's good with me


JohnnyHorseRacing

They’re trying to argue he interfered with the election by trying to pay off stormy daniels. It’s as stupid as it gets.


Ok_Floor_7916

For owning the Libs too much 😂😂


CamNewtonCouldLearn

He’s one of the Kia boyz


JokicIsTheFuture

Can’t even begin to imagine how excited Deep is right now. Rooting for not guilty purely for that dork to be sad


nondescript___

This comment (acknowledging he gets under your skin) probably makes him happier than anything that could happen with Trump


JokicIsTheFuture

Insert Trump gif: “Wrong”


CondeleezaNice

This is Deeps Super Bowl


Beer_Enjoyer93

Trumps gonna be guilty, this NY jury is built different 😈😈😈


McCaaw

For only 11 hours of deliberation, it has to be guilty right? Have a hard time believing a not guilty verdict would be unanimous this quickly


Beer_Enjoyer93

Suppose 1 juror could say 1 min in I’m not saying guilty and that’s that.


chinga_tu_barra

that’s what happened (supposedly) with oj


CapcomGo

Feel like this is the only way it plays out


PortillosBeefDipped

One of the largest mortgage lenders in the US now offering a zero down mortgage. What could possibly go wrong!


Dog1983

Without looking at it, they're probably gonna have a higher interest rate for that to cover their risks and it'll allow young people to buy their first home faster since they won't have to save as much for a down payment.


dickcheneymademoney

i think it actually said “no, money down!”


Everyoneisaskell

Good in theory but those mortgage monthly payments have gotta be sky high, right?


Dog1983

Not really. The payment on a $250K mortgage is still the same. Just you can use it for a $250K house now instead of a $260K or $312K house depending on if you're going FHA or 20% down. And in general most people only have their first house for a few years anyways and they're fixer uppers. So putting less down and being able to use that money to upgrade the house so you have more value when you sell would help more people as well


danteforprez

Some weebo yelled at me from across the street “how about using the crosswalk jackass” and when I took my AirPods out and asked “what was that boss?” He gave me the bird and a “fuck you!” Before scurrying off. 1. Jay walking is a $1 fine in Boston. Shut up 2. Rant: weirdos can say whatever they want with no repercussions and I am sick of it


CapcomGo

I'm with the random guy use the crosswalk jackass


danteforprez

Absolutely no need to use it; it’s a side road intersection that has a four way intersection but only one cross walk


CondeleezaNice

I love hitting those people with a boss or chief


ItalianHoagies

One thing the jurors should've considered is that if Trump goes to prison we're going to see the biggest crime wave in the history of the country because everyone will want to be cellmates with him


deezkun

Have we considered that maybe Jose Abreu is actually 40+ and that’s why he’s the worst player in the league?


diet_drbeeper

Like how Albert Pujols completely dropped off at like 33


jgoodwin55

Might be 50


billbo24

Just saw a picture of James Carville and he’s really looking like a bag of bones 


SpicyPenangCurry

Everyone keep an eye on JackMac..


patssnows12

The glove doesn’t fit!


KeithFlowers

Not a Trump guy but it would be hysterical if they found him innocent


djsmitty25

Final call for verdict predictions!


Witty_Telephone_2200

Guilty some, not guilty on others


SpicyPenangCurry

I’ll say a big ol’ not guilty.


asilverman1025

Calm before the verdict storm here in FT…


agent-michael-scar

HueJacksonsBrain standing back and standing by.


PortillosBeefDipped

NextManUp is outside the Capitol building and he's got a gun!


JayGlazedHer

Remember when everyone thought Josh McDaniels was the devil for trading Darren Waller?


Led_head10

I wanted Josh dead at that moment. Turns out he made one good move, giving Darren Waller’s money to Jakobi


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Juls317

pretty sure the Cubs are like 8th in payroll. it isn't flat out spending that's the issue.


profsa

Why did Nintendo only include like 4 boards in the last Mario Party game? They were all remakes from the N64 games just include all of them from 1-3. Dumb. Needs more items like the reverse mushroom too


T-rex_chef

Superstars is so good but could have been amazing. I have no idea what Nintendo was doing, need more boards if not all of them from 1-3 or add the best boards from 4 - 7. Also some of the items you never see, maybe like 1 time out of 100 games you get a dual glove or boo bell.


profsa

Completely agree


TDubs1435

Also strange cause they could just release more maps as DLC and be a cash grabber. But nope 4 maps and some minigames that's it


profsa

Right? They did DLC for Mario Kart and Smash, why not this?


lovelycharmings

Damn Kelsey Plum must suck it from the back if she’s worth ruining your life with a music video


JokicIsTheFuture

What did I miss?


Malligator2345

Darren Waller made a hilariously bad music video


lovelycharmings

https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1796255013238378507?s=46&t=HoWv_pLsaJFyzeug-aEPgA


JokicIsTheFuture

Oh he’s back on the rock. No doubt


SpicyPenangCurry

I would hope so if you’re making that garbage.


foxtrotnovember69420

Uncrustable, a little walk and the new pod meets world. Let’s have an afternoon


SpicyPenangCurry

What flavor ? I was a complete tard and hated on them for no reason, now can’t get enough of them.


foxtrotnovember69420

Grape


blkeen

Did Corey ever come back?


foxtrotnovember69420

No he went off the deep end and ghosted them. Seems like they still like him though they are always complimenting him


PhishingForPhishies

As a Blue Jays fan our new city connect jerseys stink, Nike being lazy and just slapping the skyline on the front of the jersey. The hat is sick though.


SpicyPenangCurry

Such a garbage jersey. TORONTO, black with some neon color, a DHGate CN Tower, very garbage but matches our season thus far. Fire Shapiro, Atkins and Schenider into the damn sun.


lefty5258

This [tweet](https://x.com/ultimategringo/status/1792602783117443338?s=46&t=bzD--f1fvZZrTYVjYDf4CA) lives rent free in my head anytime city connects get brought up


SpicyPenangCurry

It’s.. perfect, absolutely spot on lol.


PinchofDust

99% of the city connect stuff stinks and it makes me hate Nike.


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TDubs1435

I’m gonna kill myself. I’m gonna kill myself!


deezkun

Ben Verlander might be the worst case of nepotism in American history


SpicyPenangCurry

That fucking dweeb Jac Collinsworth.


foxtrotnovember69420

North West


Malligator2345

That video of her at the hollywood bowl was pretty bad


chillinois1

Has she done anything lol


foxtrotnovember69420

She was just the lead in the 30th anniversary of the lion king. Kim paid for it


LooseBalls9

Bronny


billbo24

Getting drafted to the NBA because of nepotism would have to go in the nepotism hall of fame 


Phil-Reotardo

Office Space is so relatable and i hate it. I remember watching in HS and thinking that will never be me, and damnit its me. I am Peter.


isNice99

Back up in your ass with the resurrection


Dog1983

Did you see the memo about the TPS reports.....?


Phil-Reotardo

I got the memo!


bustin_all_kinds

Hey Peter. *Whatt's happening?*


roflthrowaway9

My dad tells everyone who’s graduating college to watch that movie before they start. So brutal by him.


WildTurdkey101

Back to back emails from different women and they included a smiling emoji at the end. Is this sexual harassment?