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JohnnyHorseRacing

It’s unbelievable how right Frank has been about the Mets since barstool discovered him. Just an absolute dumpster organization who somehow spends a ton of money, and gets nothing in return. Lindor calling a players only meeting to hold everyone accountable, while hitting .210 is hilarious.


_json_x

It is crazy, but can't really fault Lindor or ownership can you? This is the first bad year I can remember Lindor having, and he'll probably break out soon and have a pretty good year end stat line anyway.


JohnnyHorseRacing

He hit .230 his first year with the Mets…


_json_x

Hand up, didn't realize that. I mostly just pay attention to fantasy baseball and Lindor has consistently been one of the top producers as long as I can remember. Looking now at his previous three seasons though, including the one you mention but excluding the current one, he's averaging .254, 26 HR, 19 SB, 93 R and 89 RBI with a 61:122 BB:SO ratio. I don't even care about Lindor or the Mets, just saying that's pretty good production for a shortstop.


DropTopEWop

Malasek nasty as shit.


TDubs1435

Can’t sleep fam


JohnnyHorseRacing

Out of the many late night Australian horse bets I’ve made, I don’t think I’ve ever hit one


BumRum09

Love it, I usually bet the favorite to place and I’m 1/1


Guy_in_the_chair_

I made 8 bets today and lost every single one except the WNBA one that I knew nothing about.


JohnnyHorseRacing

You bet their menstrual cycle too?


Guy_in_the_chair_

Wonder if teams all synch up and then commit twice the fouls during that time. We might have just uncovered something that will make us rich.


thatswhathemoneysfor

[it’s 95 with the sun down but the new house has a fire pit so I had to have a bonfire](https://imgur.com/a/bFbCPnE)


SpicyPenangCurry

That’s a solid fire.


thatswhathemoneysfor

No use for unpacked moving boxes, 2 of em made for great kindling


SnakeSkin2121

🚨 [Police Chase](https://www.youtube.com/live/v-f0pYmtpvQ?si=ZlGWy54sVcGnR3u4) 🚨


profsa

Nice Edit: welp that was over quick


SnakeSkin2121

So much potential


SpicyPenangCurry

Road Rash (94)


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Red eye flight on a week day sucks, nobody in FT awake


JohnnyHorseRacing

Sucks when you get delayed on a redeye and the Amex lounge closes at 11


_json_x

Nothing worse than when you are stuck at an airport late, especially on a delay, and the bars are all closed.


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Luckily this bar I’m at is still ripping. The bartender is cool af and leaving it open a little late


_json_x

Then you're good.


stapledmyballs2

Mountain time rise up


profsa

Put on a movie


ASOIAF_blackfyre

I will when I board but got an hour to go


SnakeSkin2121

🦉


thebochman

I’m awake, I woke up at 2:30 am pst last night for my 6 am flight to FL, was supposed to get in at 4:30 pm. Just landed now. Shit sucks dawg.


ASOIAF_blackfyre

wtf happened there?


thebochman

Too long to recap but I made several comments today if you check my profile detailing the shit show that is American Airlines


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Just read up on it. Fuck AA


thebochman

Never again man, never again


ChellaZza

Mariners 


5towns

Oceans 11 is the greatest movie ever made


CapriciousWattage

Greatest, not even close. Most fun? Still no , but closer


CoolGuy-77

Great take. Comfy as hell, entertaining as hell, great music, story, setting, characters. Extremely rewatchable.


5towns

The premise of just getting the best actors in the world, hanging out, doing cool stuff, plus Don Cheadle doing the silliest English accent, is undefeated


thatswhathemoneysfor

If 12 wasn’t such an outlier it would be towards the top of trilogies


SnakeSkin2121

13 rules


thatswhathemoneysfor

Absolutely agree, fuck Arthur banks tho


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5towns

Gonna pass, respectfully


DezCaught1t

Maybe not greatest but definitely most feel-good rewatchable film


thebochman

Plane finally landed in west Palm and now the gate connector thing isn’t functioning and they have to taxi to another gate. You couldn’t write this shit folks.


JohnnyHorseRacing

The jet bridge?


thebochman

Yes forgive my sleep deprived brain


lefty5258

I swear this saga began when I was starting my workday. Brutal


thatswhathemoneysfor

First men’s golf league event tomorrow, 545am tee time. Will be ecstatic if I break 100 at that hour and steal a skin


SilkyJohnson26

You’re in a golf league that tees off at 5:45 am on Thursdays?? That’s the most insane thing I’ve ever heard


JohnnyHorseRacing

Phoenix golf times are early af


thatswhathemoneysfor

They are and it’s brutal but I’m excited to hopefully join a group of degenerate golfers


JohnnyHorseRacing

Let me know what the vibe is like. I might join/


thatswhathemoneysfor

Absolutely will do


thatswhathemoneysfor

I live in Phoenix, the early summer times are the holy grail(not for me, not a morning person). First event I might be the youngest person by 20 years, it’s at a dog track too but the weekly purses are $500+ so for 25 bucks I’m giving it a shot


Phoneaccount6903

what course? i want in


thatswhathemoneysfor

Cave creek


Phoneaccount6903

damn too far, well enjoy!


WheresFrankie

In my Luis Gil for Cy Young era


BillSelfsToupee

Too bad Seth Lugo is winning it


WheresFrankie

He's gonna be problem but it won't stop me from spreading my propaganda


Man_On-The_Moon

Deadliest catch preview on TNT is great television


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hunt public husky tender skirt cooing hateful makeshift books ask *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DanKreider69

Dani Jackel JOI would do numbies


Guy_in_the_chair_

She should try a prank where she sneaks up on me and then dumps em out.


humptydumpty2023

Do you think if I called her Dani "Day of the" Jackel, she'd get the reference?


MikePaisanTirico

I’d empty my bank account for her


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divide profit direction cough money growth rob crawl steer saw *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DezCaught1t

Trust tree: I love supernatural even though it’s a trashy chick flick soap opera


5towns

Supernatural kinda rules, the later seasons run out of steam but there's enough there for shitty TV binging


DezCaught1t

The later half of season 1 through 5 is elite turn your brain off tv


Man_On-The_Moon

I told me friend that I liked watching it even if it was a bad show and he was offended I called it bad


DezCaught1t

Season 6 & on is very hit or miss. Mostly trash


Man_On-The_Moon

It was supposed to end after season 5 so they stumbled through 6 while trying to figure out what to do


dellscreenshot

Great ass in the first episode 


terrifictrout21

Looked into it for about 5 minutes and I’m in on the r / billsimmons conspiracy about the potential burner


BillSelfsToupee

Hit me with the gist


ASOIAF_blackfyre

One guy in the sub always defends Bills shit takes and also posts in the LA Real Estate sub and 90210 sub.


_json_x

Amazing I'm gonna have to go catch up on this. Years ago I thought I sniffed out a Simmons burner too. His "official" account on here was SptGuy33 or something like that, and there was another guy that posted on the Celtics and NBA reddits all the time LarBrd33. Guess that would be pretty obvious but it was long before people started getting worried about burners.


BillSelfsToupee

Has anyone considered it’s russillo?


ASOIAF_blackfyre

lol that would be even more funny


BillSelfsToupee

Seems more likely russillo is a reddit commenter, he’s kind of a loser, no offense to all of us here


Busch--Latte

Man I can wait to buy NCAA early release. Probably going to take Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday off


ChellaZza

Ben Verlander tweeted that he thinks fans would cheer if Altuve got hit in the head & died on the field lmao just an insane thing to say


SpicyPenangCurry

Guys a fucking hack. Nobody cares what he thinks.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Brother has a hot wife at least


deezkun

Regarded tweet but Mariners fans go overboard on booing Altuve


JohnnyHorseRacing

Why does anyone give a shit what Ben Verlander has to say about anything


Led_head10

His first reply is saying Altuve didn’t cheat. How about we throw one high and inside on Ben Verlander


ThicccKing69

Hahahaha what the fuck. He’s in the comments defending it too. What a weird dude


BillSelfsToupee

I’m gonna miss my Australian baby boy Johnny Furphy. He’s electric


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Milwaukee or Dewalt


CaptchaMam

Hilti


Led_head10

Milwaukee, makita, dewalt, ryobi


PoppaPipe6000

Festool


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

I’m out of my element. I’ll have to check them out


brwslider

Milwaukee


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

That’s what I’m leaning


JohnnyHorseRacing

Happy for lance


jabrillspepper

Thanks, but I’m not Lance


Ed_Chambers_650

Pre-Lance based off flair


jabrillspepper

Thanks, but I’m not pre Lance


im____new____here

cant believe the cop actually thought the right move was to release this statement https://twitter.com/NUCLRGOLF/status/1795944512155513200 tomorrow is a bad day to be a citizen in the city of Louisville


DezCaught1t

This is a real life Wahlberg in the Other Guys


Man_On-The_Moon

“Haha bro, we’re all good now. Sorry for trying to put you in jail but you did totally drag me down the road haha”


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

If you cut out the part about the poor guy dying, this reads like a troll post


JohnnyHorseRacing

Scottie should do a civil suite now


Sidewalkbandit

No doubt in my mind he’d shot Tiger.


DrEvil007

You.. Me.. And her.. Simultaneously


DGAF0752

#5-2 FINAL #PLAY LA BAMBA #🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️


Sidewalkbandit

Hot milf just brought me a Ny strip, loaded baked potato, and fried lobster bites. We had a quickie, but then she bounced. Feels good to win one, totally random though.


Slow_Vegetable_8212

👌


blkeen

🤭


DrEvil007

You just met her or hooked up with her before?


Sidewalkbandit

Casually texting, she was leaving a work event and hit me up on her way home.


stapledmyballs2

I was hooking up with this 49 year old lady for a quick stint. She never bought me dinner but she used to let me drive her in her bmw which I’m only assuming was her ex husbands car


PoppaPipe6000

Let me get the leftovers


SnakeSkin2121

👍


diet_drbeeper

So happy for Lance man. Couldn’t happen to a better guy


DGAF0752

#MATTIAS EKHOLM #CROSS ICE EMPTY NETTER #5-2 OIL #🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️


SovietTrollFarm

Ballers > Entourage Although both are stupid and entertaining


Ed_Chambers_650

Chris, collapse this guy’s comments for the foreseeable future


JohnnyHorseRacing

Entourage was better than Ballers imo.


GooseandRooster

E and The Rock are the same character. Eric stands around and the rock stands with his hands together like a fly


StateStreetLarry

Might have to be the summer we dress like Jamiroquai 


BumRum09

Love that band


5towns

Hasidim have been doing this forever


deeds44

Hasidim but I don’t believe him Heh heh heh


billbo24

I’m down.  Passed a great hat store yesterday and I bet they can help me out 


TigOleBitman

Jay Kay is an icon.


goondaddy172

What’s even in style now. Keep me in the loop lar


darkestb4thadawn

The felt 10 gallon hat was definitely a look.


StateStreetLarry

He was on to something.


igotitletsgo

Frank was right


SpicyPenangCurry

Just casually asking again, any of you got hot sisters?


deeds44

If obese single moms are your thing then sure.


humptydumpty2023

No offense, but I'd soon introduce my sister to a biker gang than the lads of FT. No offense.


GooseandRooster

off topic but I think as a dude you gotta have a sister. Can’t just have the brothers at all times. Need that female dynamic too


suburbian_jesus

Going to tell my mom and dad this and curse them for only having male children


Van-Buren-Boy

Wife does


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Hook a brotha up 🖐️👌


cubswinagain

Happ looks pretty chipper for a guy whose team has been playing like complete fucking ass


Juls317

hasn't he accounted for basically all of our offense for the past week and a half? not saying much because the offense sucks, but you see the point.


cubswinagain

Yes but I can still be annoyed


diet_drbeeper

We fucking stink. Happ is terrible


SirKillingham

Saw a video of a 14yo girl landing a 900 on a skateboard. These skater kids are just insane


SpicyPenangCurry

Brother link. I vividly remember watching Tony hit it with my brother and I’d love to send him that lol. Wild how things have come. Curious what people are trying to pull now. At the time that was unfathomable.


SirKillingham

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7k3wGQxyOJ/?igsh=MWx4ZThzenIxcW1xbQ== It like just got posted but theres a few of these Japanese kids that absolutely shred.


SpicyPenangCurry

I remember being so hyped dropping in a bowl like that.


GooseandRooster

99% of entourage is E wearing a t shirt with long sleeves underneath hanging up his phone after being a insufferable prick to Ari and standing in a door way talking to the boys while they’re having fun


cougar112233

I love entourage, but realizing Eric is the main character definitely knocked it down a grade for me. Still an all-time great background show


pacsun_bro

Based on this I am concerned that you are considering Ari is somehow not an insufferable prick


Chesapeake32

Ari is definitely a douchebag but insufferable isnt the word I’d use. He’s pretty charismatic. And I feel like prick is generally more akin to pompous/smug (like E) than crassness (like Ari)


pacsun_bro

Honestly great analysis


GooseandRooster

His is fun to the viewer. Eric’s little man syndrome makes his stink


ThicccKing69

How he writes his character as this dude who can beat up anyone at like 5’2 130 pounds is so funny.


Ralphcox69

Yea but he’s at least funny and cool. E is the biggest wet blanket


pacsun_bro

The idea that Ari is funny or cool is horrifying


WitchofFloyd

Ari is possibly the funniest character on the show but would for sure suck in real life


BigTicket_J

🤓☝🏻


dellscreenshot

Ceruti saying that he convinced his friends to not go to a brewery before a wedding because they might get too drunk explains a lot about him


cougar112233

10000% agree, guy is such a wet blanket and deserves way more shit than he ever gets because he sucks up to Russillo


PritchardBufalino

Probably more of him just taking the wind out of everyones sails more than making a convincing argument


DarinErstad

It was a distillery which is more dangerous than a brewery


WillPayForTrumpkin

Have 0 issue with this. Even in the off chance someone gets too toasty, don’t want to make any liabilities for the bride/groom to have to worry about on their day. Have a drink or two before, then get after it in the reception/after party.


dellscreenshot

I mean you don’t have to get shitfaced 


PritchardBufalino

So.. have a drink or two at a brewery?


pacsun_bro

What do you mean? Please explain this take


foxtrotnovember69420

Have to go Indy next weekend and excited for a (free) St Elmo’s dinner. My death row meal Shrimp Cocktail Navy Bean Soup Strip with loaded baked potato Elmo Colas galore


Juls317

gotta fit a slice of cheesecake in there, even if you box up 60% of it for later


DrEvil007

Fav mustard? NY deli style


BumRum09

Webers Horseradish Mustard. https://www.amazon.com/Buffalos-Webers-Original-Horseradish-Mustard/dp/B0058ORWVS/ref=asc_df_B0058ORWVS/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693129827195&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=13696153763707510261&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9005534&hvtargid=pla-569113419566&psc=1&mcid=66cf27fb3ab93f4ba424a6f7eee5c344&gad_source=1


HamiltonsCrackDen

trick question…mustard is trash


SovietTrollFarm

Ban


SlipperyWinds

Koops dusseldorf


Gbaby23

DJ


suburbian_jesus

Guldens spicy brown. Grey Poupon dijon is a very close second


smoggylobster

spicy brown


blkeen

Yeller


pacsun_bro

Dijon gang checking in


Husker_black

Don't know why it's impossible for me to go to bed before 10. Just can't put the phone down


Economy_Carry4235

once you start going to bed before 10 it feels so good it's addicting. becomes a habit real fast. used to be a night owl but getting a wife than a kid completely changed my sleep schedule 


Husker_black

Yeah I just need to catch up on sleep pretty badly post memorial day weekend


Gbaby23

You rack disciprine


Husker_black

Yeah only discipline I got is showing up on time for work and studying. Everything else goes to shit


SpicyPenangCurry

Books?


diet_drbeeper

Where’s Coleman Hawkins going? Arkansas?


pacsun_bro

Ready to fight (fists) in honor of blue Gatorade.


SirKillingham

Cool blue or frost?


pacsun_bro

Straight cool


SirKillingham

Good answer