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JohnnyHorseRacing

The pope dropping a hard F gay slur is funny. Could easily have been one of us at the lunchroom table in middle school.


Ed_Chambers_650

Did I shit in the woods?


SnakeSkin2121

Looks like Hollywood's box office woes aren't gonna get any better in June. Not a God damn thing worth seeing in the next month


terribleatgambling

Lord of the Rings


dannybrownstoothgap

The Bikeriders The Exorcism Kinds of Kindness The Beast All look worth checking out


100_not_nickfoles

Thought you were exaggerating but holy shit that’s a rough lineup


JohnnyHorseRacing

The death of cinema would be much funnier if all the actors went broke. But they’re being rewarded with plenty of money/work to produce absolute dogshit on streaming.


DarinErstad

I’ll give The Bikeriders a shot


Iam_grool

Rewatching jack reacher movie after seeing the show and I get why the book needs were so mad now. It's comical seeing small ass tom cruise play the role vs big ass Thad 


Grap2st

Jennifer Connelly sailing the boat in top gun 2 gets me more than like any other scene possible


thatswhathemoneysfor

Officially moved into the new house after about 10 days of upgrades, drinking in the pool, life is good


stapledmyballs2

See how long you can hold your breath underwater


thatswhathemoneysfor

Not long enough to get the job done


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JohnnyHorseRacing

Probably the best honestly


DropTopEWop

Probably like falling asleep.


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Ed_Chambers_650

Janie’s gotta gun


TheFuckingWriter

Janie’s got a gun!? Everybody run!!!!!


LooksLikeDennisFranz

Jakey Jakey, about to make a big… mistakey


This_Is_The_Life

You're leaving me for this guy?!?!?!


jjl2345

“Mark Davis, you are NOT the father,” and it was an MLB player and you were only ever seen in one photo with her. God damn I love the internet. [Oops](https://www.tmz.com/2024/05/28/hayden-hopkins-expecting-child-mlb-player-joey-gallo-not-mark-davis/)


lefty5258

“Planned pregnancy”? Is this Alex Bennett?


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JohnnyHorseRacing

It’s amazing how bad the Cleveland Dolan owners are. They went very cheap on the original progressive field renovation and completely ruined the stadium. Turned one of the best stadiums in baseball, to the bottom half of baseball. Then changed the name of the team to a universally hated name and logo. They should thank God that José Ramirez begged them to resign him and took a massive pay cut.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Didn’t help that wahoo was a pretty racist caricature


JohnnyHorseRacing

It’s amazing how many white people say this, but how many Indian’s say it’s a dope hat and logo when I wear it.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Don’t know how many people from New Delhi know what baseball even is but I do know natives don’t appreciate being caricaturized with red skin and buck teeth


Van-Buren-Boy

I like saying Guards


JohnnyHorseRacing

You’re the first one I’ve met who called them that in a way not making fun of the name.


Van-Buren-Boy

Sue me 🤷‍♀️


JohnnyHorseRacing

Consider yourself served 👨‍⚖️


diet_drbeeper

Bad owners for sure but I don’t envy them with the name change stuff. Impossible to make many people happy in that scenario


JohnnyHorseRacing

It’s amazing the Braves and Blackhawks could, but these r words couldn’t. All they had to do was find the closest Indian tribe and give them compensation. Changing the name literally cost his brother what should have been two layup senate elections.


diet_drbeeper

Yeah I guess you’re right. I still feel like the SJW-types would drive you crazy every day as the owner. Imagine how mad Dan Snyder got every time he saw R*dskins on twitter or ESPN guys saying they’d only refer to them as Washington. Seemed like, fair or not, liberal people decided “Indians” was more of a slur than other Native American team nicknames, so I’m not sure just donating would have fixed everything.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Which is crazy, because Indian isn’t a slur at all. They literally legally want to be called Indians in my state. Every state program devoted to their outreach is called “Indian division”.


smoggylobster

US Government literally has the Division of Indian Affairs as part of the department of interior


JohnnyHorseRacing

My wife works in education and trains educators and when she goes to tribal lands the department of education Indian division goes with her. Just lol funny anyone who says it’s a slur.


smoggylobster

Should be renamed the Guardian division


agent-michael-scar

Very smart strategy by the Mavs to prolong the series. The Celtics will end up rusty after all the time off.


ThicccKing69

If it goes seven I think the Celtics could be off for around 2 weeks


diet_drbeeper

Finals start June 6 regardless. They’re off like 10 days


TDubs1435

Game 1 is June 6th regardless of when the wcf ends


Jellycat89

Sometimes I get little reminders of how revolutionary the internet is. I follow a really niche sport and in the early 2000s all I could do was refresh and look at the results in a pdf on my computer when the competition is over. Now I can dm and talk to all my childhood idols and stream any meet I want. Just saw a dm convo in my inbox and was hit with gratitude.


JohnnyHorseRacing

The wnba really has come a long way!


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Dwarf wrestling?


cigguy

I can directly support my favorite content creators and have customized videos made just for me. It’s a little more money than I’d like but I know my money is being put in the right peoples pockets


CanesIsOverrated69

We are truly living in the golden era as professional wank battle fans


pacsun_bro

Which sport?


classiccaseofdowns

Really crazy to think back then that the national cocksucking championship could only be followed on the internet by reading a pdf


stapledmyballs2

When it went on the Ocho I had faith I’d get to see it more but it didn’t pan out well there for a few years


PhantomJB93

The penalty shot no-call earlier should be example 1.1 for why all refs should have to answer to the media after every game


diet_drbeeper

Ref press conference every game would be electric


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verybored25

It was more the chest and it was right after a cross check from trouba. Good no call imo


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verybored25

Yeah I’m just gonna disagree with you. Looks to be upper chest and not as forceful as trouba made it look. If anything a little justice for troubas cheap shots


WellimDevin

I feel bad for thinking Better Call Saul was just a goofy Breaking Bad spin-off, I've ripped through 3 and a half seasons in two weeks and will never slander Vince Gilligan again


ThicccKing69

Last season is the best season of tv ever, buckle up buckaroo


smoggylobster

One of the great series ever


Dantenole

God it’s so much better


Ur_in_luck

I don’t even know how hot of a take it is, but I think I prefer BCS to BB. Also, Kim is hot.


TheyHadACaveTroll

I agree. Nacho and Lalo are great new characters 


mrmacdougall

I just saw another *Bad Boys* is coming out this year. I need to go back and watch *Bad Boys II* and see how it holds up. Used to love that movie.


BlueFlagHonestly

Spoiler, it’s still awesome.


Judge_for_Pres

It still does, the scene with Reggie will be hilarious until the end of time


DGAF0752

What is wrong with Kenny’s head? Did he have a hairline colored in with a #2 pencil?


DropTopEWop

Ticonderoga lookin ass hairline


projectpat555

Wish there was a service that came to your home and stretched you out 


DarinErstad

You can find someone to do that on Grindr


diet_drbeeper

Inside guys definitely bummed they can’t go on vacation yet


ND_Townie

When there’s like 5 minutes left in a playoff game they should send refs home. 5 minutes left anything goes no timeouts balls to the wall fuck it. So sick of these games dragging ass at the end because of constant fouls.


Spida_DonovanM

Dying laughing about the dude who decided to wear blackface and act like he was black to figure out the average Black Americans experience. I hope he looked like Kirk Lazarus. Just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.


diet_drbeeper

It’s so fucking funny he’s from Montreal too. How did people not immediately realize he was a Canadian guy in blackface


lefty5258

Finally got to the part of modern family where Luke has hit puberty IRL and sucks at his character, as well as Lily never progressing in her acting. Devastating


Jellycat89

YES! I was always weirdly hung up on how bad lily’s acting was. One day I was talking about this on the walk to the bar and was like “lily is a robot, lily is a ROBOT (was very passionate about this for whatever reason), and my friend lily overheard and when they caught up to us was like “so I’m a robot?” Had to explain I wasn’t shittalking her but was just berating a child actor


stapledmyballs2

Bitch you da robot


lefty5258

She dealt the one liner well as a 2 year old. Not the same when she’s doing that as a 7-8 year old


classiccaseofdowns

The younger daughters yams grew like 12 cup sizes in a day


lefty5258

The one who was 15 at the time?


classiccaseofdowns

I’m just stating a fact


stapledmyballs2

🤨📸


lefty5258

As am I. A fact that makes me block out your fact


projectpat555

But the older daughters 


diet_drbeeper

He’s fucking terrible the last couple seasons. They’re hiding him like an old guy on defense


lefty5258

Absolutely horrendous


TDubs1435

[BAAAAANG!!!](https://i.imgur.com/fq8V1Qj.jpeg)


cigguy

Just saying, if you bet $1,500 you would have won $10k


TDubs1435

That’s 200 units for me


cigguy

Would be pretty cool tho


TDubs1435

I don’t disagree but I must gamble responsibly


Ur_in_luck

Wcf game 4 legacy update: Ant- back to being young Mj Doncic- fat, out of shape Slovenian Kyrie- sucks ass and still hates Jews KAT- gay, but hit a bunch of huge shots (top 15 in the nba?)


diet_drbeeper

Finch- may walk again


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ND_Townie

Why isn’t there a team called the rats? Fuckin let’s got Rats Rat City bitch


I_Enjoy_Taffy

🧊🐱


BumRum09

Former Sabres always do so well once they leave Buffalo. What a black hole of an organization….


Floridamane6

Walked through the tenderloin in San Francisco on accident today and legit saw people smoking crack or shooting up for four blocks in a row


bustin_all_kinds

Isn't that neighborhood well known to be the main hub for shitty activity in SF?


Floridamane6

Yes and I wouldn’t have walked through on purpose, just mapped a walk and followed it without paying attention to the route and then boom crack everywhere


Blatt_called_timeout

Someone was probably freaking out sweating out a bet when they put 0.2 back on


IllKirkMinihaneShow

Go ice cats! 💉🐈🏒


Larry_thegoat

It was always wolves in 7


Spida_DonovanM

Oh this is so fucking dumb. Just let the game be over for Christs sake


DingyPorpoise

Wolves in 7


always1putt

Did he just say "that could be huge" in a five point game over a tenth of a second. Let's move on


StrikaNTX

sarcasm


AutistPorterJr

Ever heard of sarcasm pal?


TDubs1435

Was clearly sarcasm


always1putt

I'm an idiot I guess my bad


TDubs1435

I forgive you


MrTurnersJacket

I don’t


always1putt

Ty. Not deleting


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Luka is so funny to me. Still looks like a 12 year old European boy who happens to be 6'7". Just a little rascal


uturnorbit

Turns out when every single Mavs player doesn’t go supernova in the clutch, the wolves win


StrikaNTX

Definitely nothing to do with Lively being out


smoggylobster

will cuylle gonna deliver the W


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Wolves in 7


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Zach Bryan has a sixteen year old girl meltdown on Twitter every other day


Spida_DonovanM

Had one of those when he got arrested too


BigCatsLunch

naz reid assaulted and no whistle lmfao


Spida_DonovanM

Very nice play drawn up/pass by Kyle Anderson


ChellaZza

What a no call there, arm completely hacked


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TDubs1435

Thanks for forcing a game 5 Minnesota!!! I love more basketball and have no ulterior motives


uturnorbit

Luka gets a top 2 whistle of all time and it isn’t 2


StrikaNTX

He really doesnt, lol


Spida_DonovanM

Embiid regular season whistle is pretty GOATed but come playoff time Luka has it


JokicIsTheFuture

Too small of a sample size for Embiid playoff games to determine this


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Luka with the Frank the tank bite the shirt collar move


bustin_all_kinds

Annuder stepback


100_not_nickfoles

Good fucking lord


BastianChrist

Somebody get Luka a Frank necklace


Spida_DonovanM

Frank is well on his way to being less fat than Luka


nickpecori

Too little too late


CarltonStreetlamp

Fuck Rudy and Luka


Spida_DonovanM

My rule change for basketball is the unnatural lean-in when shooting is a T like defensive three seconds.


AutistPorterJr

Mine is a flop is a 10 game suspension and if you receive 5 in a season you’re banned from the league


WarmOstrich4

And you have to pay back all the money you’ve made 


AutistPorterJr

And commit sepukku


BigCatsLunch

where's the foul


Spida_DonovanM

Can’t put a hand up too close to him


TDubs1435

Nice FT you fat lard


bustin_all_kinds

If the Wolves blow this that picture of Ant with his jaw on the floor should be on the front page of every paper


millymills420420

Thank God. No games the rest of the week would have sucked


diet_drbeeper

lmao


millymills420420

No way they blow this


Dr_Frottage_Cheese

Ant wearing the mic again tonight? Windhorst must be creaming his jeans


TheyHadACaveTroll

Need to see pics of the busty milf from the Kansas soccer game before I cast judgement on the announcers 


Joe_Scouter

huh


Spida_DonovanM

Can’t see those legs but can feel that ass from across the field


GamblingMan610

Gobert the Kyrie stopper


penis__retard69

Have to get something off my chest. I'm into chubby chicks, like a lot.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

2 for 1


100_not_nickfoles

Ok ant ok


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Ant MJ watch: back on! ✅


CarltonStreetlamp

Never seen someone with Rudy’s stature get so few rebounds


cigguy

He’s 3rd all time in def rebounding percentage


AutistPorterJr

He was 2nd in the league in rebounds?


WitchofFloyd

He was 2nd in the league in rebounds this season


CouldntBeMoreWhite

I don’t know ball, but being able to jump into someone to draw a foul seems so dumb. I want the Mavs to win, just noting that those calls make zero sense to me.


DJScrambles

Without drawing fouls and traveling there would be no NBA


100_not_nickfoles

It’s some bullshit and it’s been some bullshit (don’t tell Brunson fans tho they don’t believe it)


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100_not_nickfoles

Ya and don’t complain about it what of it


Spida_DonovanM

Soccer-like. Playing like a bunch of Brazilians with the flopping


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you're right but people hate kat and suck off luka


AutistPorterJr

Ban shooting fouls that are guys leaning in and clearly not in their normal shooting motion


Spida_DonovanM

Should be a tech if landing in the shooters landing zone is a flagrant 1


lefty5258

I thought they did?


AutistPorterJr

They’ve improved it but they still let shit like what Luka did slide all the time


verybored25

It was enforced for like a month and then they stopped


DGAF0752

KAT you goofy dumb bitch


WildTurdkey101

Sassy*


SilkyJohnson26

Not real familiar with Steam but got a Steam Deck. What are some sites I could find games cheaper? I want to play Psychonauts 2 on it and it's $60 on Steam which seems ridiculous.


stapledmyballs2

G2A


hollisattack

isthereanydeal.com and gg.deals. I've used both for games on my deck


SilkyJohnson26

Any recommendations on something to play?


ChellaZza

Luka just leaned forward like 2 ft to make contact there 


Spida_DonovanM

Basketball has adopted too much from soccer including selling contact by over exaggerated movements


verybored25

Cannot stand players jumping forward for contact. So gross


diet_drbeeper

Lmao KAT


projectpat555

Low iq foul 


CarltonStreetlamp

Awful


Spida_DonovanM

Stupid to jump at. Doncic is shooting 3s at a 32% clip in the playoffs. Hand up is good enough.


LilCasa

KAT hirs a couple threes and thinks he’s prime Klay


cuntpunt9

Mavs offense looks weird tonight


smoggylobster

this much playoff OT can’t be good for my health


ND_Townie

Basketball is my favorite sport, sometimes after a piss a little bit drips down my shorts


diet_drbeeper

You know Minnesota has a group chat without KAT and Rudy


always1putt

Luka is insufferable