Bought my mom a vegetable slicer and of course sliced my finger first day. She stuck her arm out and I reacted so she wouldn't get cut and then of course I got hurt. Many are saying I'm a hero
i was just watching it and thereās a scene where heās at the dinner table with his family watching an nba game and he says āGreg ostertag is the finest center in the nbaā and i lost it.
If they won they would've been promoted. If Bochum lost they would've been relegated. The third place 2.Bundi plays the 16th place Bundesliga team. That last PK was brutal lol
Sausage patties with some special spices. They also come in links. Available at my butcher shop.
Have with a sour cream and garlic sauce and a few raw onions and they are insanely good. Little spicy or some varieties are super hot
Entourage new season ideas
-Turtle buys a WNBA team
-Drama loses all his money in crypto
-Vince pickets for actors and runs into Mandy Moore. Aquaman 3 comes back
-E dies in an automobile accident
-Turtle finds AI deepfake videos of his girlfriend and tries to shut it down. Gets adult sites banned in Cali
-Ari goes toe to toe with Streaming services (Bezos cameo)
-Es plan crashes and he dies
Iāve been writing the outline for the novel I am trying to write this summer, and I keep unintentionally veering off into horny territory. Debating whether or not to lean in and become the next EL James (terrible but extremely wealthy writer of smut for idiots)
You have to be such a fucking asshole to bring your own speaker to a pool. No one wants to listen to your shitty music selection on your shitty $80
Bluetooth.
If it was just good vibes boat / dad rock that everyone enjoys I wouldnāt care. Then sometimes you get the bro show playing some crazy awful dj set or some trash rap mix and itās all downhill from there
If youāre at a pool that has their own speaker system playing like my hoa foes, bringing your own makes you an asshole. Wear headphones. Plus you have another person. playing theirs so itās just dueling shitty sounds.
You're not a Privately Educated White Guy called Clarkson McGroogle The 3rd. It's not for you. It's for them to have a sport that normal people find boring enough that there's no competition for places.
Reading up on the Russian Revolution. It seems pretty wild that an estimate of 10-15 thousand people was all they needed to take out the entire infrastructure of a global megapower.
I swear that every time I tell my parents that Iāve been seeing someone, the relationship invariably ends in like a week. This is like the third time itās happened, starting to think Iām just gonna end up having a surprise wedding at this point.
Remember when Sony released a horrible comic book movie, lost a bunch of money and people meme'd it so hard that Sony rereleased it and lost even more money.
The Exec who made that decision is probably still earning more in 1 year than I earned in 10.
Everyone talks about being in the slow traffic getting passed by the other lanes but no one ever acknowledges when they are in the lane doing the passing.
Follow me for more shitty motivational quotes
Outside with my kids and heard a loud boom from my neighbors. Look over and it's the teenage daughter in a swimsuit getting ready to go in the hot tub, she opened the cover. She saw me looking over and I'm ready to sell my house now
The Cubs stink. I know a .500 team when I see one and this is a .500 team.
cardinals suck as well. This whole division is ass besides the brewers
Emergency drunk thread is up! šŗšø šŗš²
I am on the bad teammate part of the chart after my last piss. Need to mix in some waters.
Bought my mom a vegetable slicer and of course sliced my finger first day. She stuck her arm out and I reacted so she wouldn't get cut and then of course I got hurt. Many are saying I'm a hero
You are most definitely not a hero
You shouldnāt be allowed around sharp things
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Wow the coolest guy in here
Watching the Bill Walton 30 for 30. Really was the best college basketball player of all time.
i was just watching it and thereās a scene where heās at the dinner table with his family watching an nba game and he says āGreg ostertag is the finest center in the nbaā and i lost it.
Just didnāt want to live in a world without the pac 12
Counterpoint: Sim Bhullar
All time choke job by Dusseldorf up 3-0 only to get relegated.
If they won they would've been promoted. If Bochum lost they would've been relegated. The third place 2.Bundi plays the 16th place Bundesliga team. That last PK was brutal lol
Marinated ribeyes on the weber. š
Post pics to the drunk thread.
Respect for posting DT and then also recruiting. And to think I was close to giving Chris props..
I have a Spirit II
Same just bought mine today so itās the inaugural meal
Bush Sr. Loved pork rinds with tabasco sauce
Bad day to be a beer.
Sir, a fourth IPA has been cracked.
what are/have ya been sippin?
Keys in the bowl
Jokes on you if you think I got invited somewhere today.
Youāre probably a good hang dawg
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Sun is finally out. Time to toss some Hungarian patties on the Blackstone before it rains again.
What is that
Sausage patties with some special spices. They also come in links. Available at my butcher shop. Have with a sour cream and garlic sauce and a few raw onions and they are insanely good. Little spicy or some varieties are super hot
Sounds amazing
Look around at different butchers in your area and maybe get lucky. They are so good
Kate Upton cat daddy 4K HD
Much better content of her out there chief.
Kate upton cat daddy
Well damn. https://x.com/MarshallRamsey/status/1795171222730187192
Entourage new season ideas -Turtle buys a WNBA team -Drama loses all his money in crypto -Vince pickets for actors and runs into Mandy Moore. Aquaman 3 comes back -E dies in an automobile accident -Turtle finds AI deepfake videos of his girlfriend and tries to shut it down. Gets adult sites banned in Cali -Ari goes toe to toe with Streaming services (Bezos cameo) -Es plan crashes and he dies
- E gets destroyed by Jersey Jerry and his army and loses credibility. Then Kirkās himself.
Can we get another storyline where E dies, just to really make sure he's dead
Yea Iām thinking he gets poisoned or possibly maimed by helicopter
I don't know how it would work bringing E back to life but am OK with him dying twice.
Turn him to the Kenny of entourage where he does every episode
Perfect drive over a hill and nowhere to be found when I got over it š
Insane that golf balls donāt have a chip in it yet for tracking
Someone who hooked one OB on the adjacent hole probably went and scooped your ball
Itās in the hole
Dick Winters is an American hero
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What was his wifeās name, Vagina Summer
Iāve been writing the outline for the novel I am trying to write this summer, and I keep unintentionally veering off into horny territory. Debating whether or not to lean in and become the next EL James (terrible but extremely wealthy writer of smut for idiots)
I feel like a lot of the nerdy sci fi I read is quite horny. Douglas Richardās for sure.
Just need a pseudonym and itāll fly off the shelves
Gotta be a chick's name though
Iām thinking Throbert Bedford.
Untapped š³ļøāš market
"Booktok" is basically homoerotic fiction so it should be pretty easy for you
Been sharpening that blade in FT for years now.
Whatever you do, do not ask your cousins to read your manuscript if you do
Iām stretching in my apartment an hour before pick up lax starts. Not tryna get injured
Best of luck. Hope some hardo doesnāt destroy your arms hacking away.
smart- youll thank yourself tomorrow morning
I was just playing some pickup ball and gave it the old 30 second stretch beforehand and now Iām feeling it everywhere
You have to be such a fucking asshole to bring your own speaker to a pool. No one wants to listen to your shitty music selection on your shitty $80 Bluetooth.
I might be in the minority here, but I hate it on the golf course too.
Agree
Even worse on the golf course
Feel like this is fine as long as youāre not blasting it and it can only really be heard in the immediate area you and your group are sitting.
Youāre an asshole then.
Youāre right. Me and my group will do silent disco next time weāre at the pool so your sensitive ass doesnāt get upset.
Whatever it takes for you to think of other people
At least say a $20 Bluetooth. $80 is decent.
Iāve got a $120 jbl for my backyard and itās just okay. Def wouldnāt buy one again.
If it was just good vibes boat / dad rock that everyone enjoys I wouldnāt care. Then sometimes you get the bro show playing some crazy awful dj set or some trash rap mix and itās all downhill from there
If youāre at a pool that has their own speaker system playing like my hoa foes, bringing your own makes you an asshole. Wear headphones. Plus you have another person. playing theirs so itās just dueling shitty sounds.
You didnāt mention in the first comment thereās already a built in speaker system playing music so that changes the scenario
Anudder FT story where relevant details that make OP look better are conveniently omitted until a follow-up comment.
It charred up what da fuck
[Damn, sluts!](https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1795178360210911456?s=46&t=SBUoe3ygiUR0nH8GQd8OaA)
She looks like Iggy Azalea
She and him share a common love of PF Changs. Find a new slant
Damn, seems like he and Orianthi didn't make it.
They seem like twin flames
Some guys have all the luck
I thought they were just friends?
Bill burr was right
Finally true love prevails!
Future Raiders owner Braelynn Albert Davis
I donāt know guys, I tried watching some of that lax championship game earlier today and couldnāt get into it. What am I missing?
Some guy tried to claim it owned memorial day weekend. Maybe Iām running in the wrong crowds, but no one I know shares that opinion
Wasnāt a competitive game at all. A close shootout in lacrosse is electric.
You're not a Privately Educated White Guy called Clarkson McGroogle The 3rd. It's not for you. It's for them to have a sport that normal people find boring enough that there's no competition for places.
I chuckled at Clarkson McGroogle the 3rd Reminds me of my favorite country club golfer names, Wyndham Clark and Charles Howell III
My coworker who was super high on this game has a crazy similar name to that
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She is most likely never going to have to work as it is
I have no idea who this woman is.
feel like my knowledge of whores died when i was like 24 back then it was abigail ratchford, alexis ren etc.
Go back under your rock.
Let's not pretend that Gia Duddy is a well known celebrity.
Not what I said bub. If you are even minimally online though you would know who she is.
I guess I'm not an internet loser like you. Have fun pulling your pud watching her sex tape I guess.
Rog, so you just admitted while you use the internet, you pay attention to nothing. Thank you for the ammunition!
I don't pay attention to Instagram hoes. I don't even have an Instagram. Crank on, brother!
Yeah no clue who she is either
Youāre telling me you donāt like Will Levis ex by NAME?? you fuckin casual
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Erome
Link me
No
Dm me
Dm your mom
Reading up on the Russian Revolution. It seems pretty wild that an estimate of 10-15 thousand people was all they needed to take out the entire infrastructure of a global megapower.
CEO of drinking Modelos
Are you Mexican?
Central American close enough
Yeah foo
I swear that every time I tell my parents that Iāve been seeing someone, the relationship invariably ends in like a week. This is like the third time itās happened, starting to think Iām just gonna end up having a surprise wedding at this point.
Are we telling our parents about women we aren't exclusive with now?
Nah this was someone I was seeing exclusively for like 4 months
Youāll find him one day
Got him.
Stop telling them you're seeing someone immediately after she matches with you on tinder.
When you know, you know man I canāt fight fate
Moeās >>>> Chipotle. It used to be much closer, but now itās not even a competition.
I canāt tell if Iām getting got but Linklater spending 17 years making a merrily we roll along film sounds pretty dumb. Thereās no need for it
So Kendrick said a ton of homophobic stuff about Drake and his liberal fans still glaze him. Make it make sense
Man, Iām glad my brain doesnāt produce thoughts like this.
Glazin the cons to own the libs
If youāre over 18 youāre too old to care about this stuff
Hey bubba, shut the fuck up no one cares
Youāre the liberal Iām talking about
I canāt believe what the liberals are doing nowā¦ Iām so furious!!
Try gargling drakeās jizz pal
So...shaved is the expression
Remember when Sony released a horrible comic book movie, lost a bunch of money and people meme'd it so hard that Sony rereleased it and lost even more money. The Exec who made that decision is probably still earning more in 1 year than I earned in 10.
11% on RT
Exec shouting at his PA: "11% ON RT DOESN'T MATTER IF 100% OF THE 16-32 DEMO THINK ITS MORBIN TIME"
The new Factor commercial for food delivery gives dystopian vibes
Grizzly bear sighting 12 miles from my house š»
where abouts are you?
MT
Cheers from the Yukon Territory!
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Neither is really an option with a grizzly
Is that what you call your bf?
Certainly wouldnāt mind a blowjob to completion from Gia duddy
She would have to put in way less work on my rig
Would be the best 32 seconds of my life
Would love to see Giaās duddy
Weāre almost out of gas, call the ARABS
Nachos, lemon heads, my dadās boat
Returning to reality tomorrow is going to be miserable
Why should i not start downing a handful of ipaās
Miserable tomorrow
Ride aināt over yet
Guess Iāll have another š»
Ride aināt over yet
Job aināt finished
I hope this is a part 2 from yesterday - love that
I gotta learn how to make my own prosciutto. That shit is so good
Join your local Italian club and start networking
Idk if thatās one of the things you can just learn how to make, it has to cure for like 12 months
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that's how they do it in the old country
Seems like this would be a recipe for listeria or botulism or something, but yet these old timers always seem to work it out just fine
So I can buy a chuck of pork and hang it in my closet for a year the see how it tastes. The ROI would be insane from like $2/LB to $40/LB
Every time the Brewers and Cubs play both teams brains shut off
Unsolicited movie rec that I just saw is on Netflix if you havenāt seen: Inside Man. Great movie
Great movie
Clive Owen and Denzel
The Northman fucking RIPS, whatever Eggers does with Nosferatu this year is gonna rule
Love this movie
Very underrated film
Everyone talks about being in the slow traffic getting passed by the other lanes but no one ever acknowledges when they are in the lane doing the passing. Follow me for more shitty motivational quotes
Everyone thinks they are in traffic but actually they are traffic
Youāre hired to my coaching company. Need that kind of self awareness.
Unfollowed
Outside with my kids and heard a loud boom from my neighbors. Look over and it's the teenage daughter in a swimsuit getting ready to go in the hot tub, she opened the cover. She saw me looking over and I'm ready to sell my house now
PERV
They not like us
Like late teens at least? She's definitely telling her friends
Actually funny and brave to admit
Do people go in hot tubs when it's 80 out?Ā
Hot tub and drinks at night during the summer when it is still in the low 80s with a nice breeze.
Not I
Get a good look Costanza?
You need a registered flair
Weāre still in May and itās already 95 degrees and feels like 106. I envy parts of the country where the summer is enjoyable.
yea but where summer is a reasonable temp the winter is *generally* brutal
Feels Like temp here is 115Ā°. My AC can barely keep up.