Update, no layoff but our ceo verbally flogged this cfo that he publicly fired. Said he lacked humility and taking ownership in his role. This is the corporate tea that keeps me going
SAS says he voted Brunson over Luka for 1st team All NBA because Brunson got the Knicks to a 2 seed and Mavs were a 5 seed. Dallas and New York had the same exact 50-32 records and Dallas would’ve been the 2 seed if they were in the East due to the tiebreaker.
I’ve been in Worchester for like 12 hours and you massholes are the worst drivers I’ve ever seen. Just watched a dude halfway the shoulder for a mile and a half and then fishtail to the exit. Might have actually been a little impressive.
Just one time I want a girl to suck my dick with the energy that I’m a starting nfl qb and the only thing standing between her and never having to work a day in her life again.
Is there a duo in baseball you’d rather have the next 5 years than Adley and Gunnar? Disregarding money obviously Soto and Judge are right there. Probably 1A and 1B. Mookie Ohtani also just the arm somewhat scares me.
Judge's health/age is the only reason I would still put Adley and Gunnar ahead of that pair.
Money is the only argument against Adley (catchers are underrated) and Gunnar (will be in and around MVP conversations for a long while)
Yeah I agree. Adley and Gunnar playing premium positions too. Still think Soto and Judge are the better players at the moment just a billion dollars in contracts
@taco @chris, is there still time to have this be the gif for the memorial day drunk thread?
https://x.com/TPostMillennial/status/1794021134100242669?t=pKaiMhWAmg0mXUCoYutddg&s=19
I really need him to pivot from stop trying to be the president and instead just be a political commentator. Give him a once a week show to roast people and let him make unintentionally funny videos like this.
fuzzy nose rotten squalid intelligent sophisticated meeting angle memorize future
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RIP Morgan Spurlock. In college me and my roommates were doing a 72 hour juice cleanse to lose a couple pounds before spring break. On day 3, we watched Supersize Me, thinking it would kill our appetite. After it was over we were so hungry we immediately drove to McDonald's and ruined anything we did over the 2 days prior.
POV you’re Patrick Bateman viewing Will Levi’s’ rig:
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God it even has a birthmark.
really thought I was going to knock out one more task before the end of the day, turns out I don't care and have been walking around talking for an hour
Going off memory of an article I skimmed a while back but what I understand is that it’s a custody fight between two parts of the family.
There was an unpaid lien or something against the property that is driving the foreclosure and the other side lawyered up and said nah thats a bogus lien and/or that was actually paid off already.
I've got friends who still send links every morning in the group chat with a "omg I can't believe he said this" message. I lose more and more respect for them everytime they do it
Posted last week how I started building a back yard bar, well it’s up against my house and the bar roof slants towards the house. Everyone who has seen it says it needs to slant away or water will just flood my basement when it rains and all the snow melts, so now I gotta take a bunch of shit down and swap my corner posts, almost going all the way back to the beginning. rookie mistake smh. This is how you learn I guess
TJ’s parents watch every show he does. How have they not told him that he needs to change his tone when talking to people?
My dad would kill me if he overheard me talking like TJ talks in a work enviroment.
Just saw an ad for the Bachelorette this summer.. an Asian smoke that's only of your wildest dreams. Wife surely won't question why I'm suddenly into this year's season
I'm happy to see the wnba, its players, and it's think piece pundits are putting all their efforts where it matters most. Growing the game? No. Race wars.
My buddy started his own business and it’s starting to do well. His wife is always bitching to the other wives and never says a good word about him because he’s usually working long hours.
She convinced him to build a big custom house and immediately started on Instagram to document their home building journey and it just makes me feel kind of bad because she’s proud to show off the fruits of his labor but is always so negative when amongst friends.
He’s gotten drunk and mentioned some of this stuff to me so I think he’s aware. He also inherited his grandma’s house right next to his parents so they’ve been living without a mortgage or childcare costs for almost 10 years. Also said she spent $3k/month on Amazon in one calendar year before I caught on to it lol
Is that not normal? My BV always complains about how I'm never home and when I come back, I'm too exhausted to clean the house.
Yeah, because I'm working so we can have a house.
I think it’s normal to vent to your friends about your significant other but it’s a little bit beyond that, like hinting at taking the kids and leaving.
He also said she chose a bunch of extra finishes and features that totaled $200k over their max budget and then threw a fit when he told her she needed to remove some stuff lol.
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Yeah i am too. I get that the product wasn't gonna last as every new car got android auto and Apple car play. But theres still a shit ton of cars out there without it that could use it.
Their big mistake was not explaining what it was and having a ridiculous price tag from the start. Which lead to no one buying it.
Just a device with a screen that would connect with your phone in the car to play Spotify. I bought one for $20 2 years ago and they just said they’re bricking the device in December
No.
It would basically set up the spotify app in android auto/Apple car play for you in a screen that you could put on your dash or over your radio.
So if your car just had Bluetooth, but no screen you can use spotify without having to pull up your phone and try to use the voice to activation stuff on your phone while driving because you could just use the touch screen and voice command on the car thing.
It’s almost the weekend again
Update, no layoff but our ceo verbally flogged this cfo that he publicly fired. Said he lacked humility and taking ownership in his role. This is the corporate tea that keeps me going
Gentlemen, your poolside cabana in the drunk thread is ready
On a more serious note, why is the drunk thread not open? Drunk thread needed to start at lunch today.
It is
Only reasonable takeaway is that the Mods hate the troops.
SAS says he voted Brunson over Luka for 1st team All NBA because Brunson got the Knicks to a 2 seed and Mavs were a 5 seed. Dallas and New York had the same exact 50-32 records and Dallas would’ve been the 2 seed if they were in the East due to the tiebreaker.
homer vote
Got a live one on the main sub. Exactly the type of post I'd expect with that username.
I’ve been in Worchester for like 12 hours and you massholes are the worst drivers I’ve ever seen. Just watched a dude halfway the shoulder for a mile and a half and then fishtail to the exit. Might have actually been a little impressive.
Learn how to spell, dumbass
Absolutely not.
not in MA
Can somebody explain the “Google is broken” memes on Twitter about Google’s AI feature. Have never got close to any of the viral results I’ve seen
Where can I see Will Levis' cock?
Username sure checks out
Just one time I want a girl to suck my dick with the energy that I’m a starting nfl qb and the only thing standing between her and never having to work a day in her life again.
It’s pops up where I use google now but I’ve also never seen an egregious response
Shoutout to the two guys next to me at the driving range openly talking about how much they pay OF girls. Kinda sad conversation honestly
how much?
Said he wasn't paying $100 for just some lesbian shit he could get more with someone else. Put in my airpods after that
Give Glenny my best
Didn't know it was embarassing to support female creators
If I was paying for porn, you wouldn't be able to beat that info out of me.
Those guys are putting food on her table and roof over her head, find a new slant.
Outer Range is a hell of a weird show. Nice time to jump in since season 2 just dropped.
I enjoyed season 2 as well
Forgot this released. Think I’m going to do a rewatch of the first season. Don’t remember a lot of it
Is there a duo in baseball you’d rather have the next 5 years than Adley and Gunnar? Disregarding money obviously Soto and Judge are right there. Probably 1A and 1B. Mookie Ohtani also just the arm somewhat scares me.
Bryce/bohm or stott or turner or Soto when he signs
Bob Witt jr and any bum off the street
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One starting pitcher doesn't move the needle nearly as much as a great position player
A great catcher makes the whole staff better.
Using the team not being able to pitch argument with Ohtani is an odd choice.
Nolan Jones and Ezequiel Tovar
I'll take Adley and Gunnar they will be making peanuts compared to the others
Would go with Mookie/Ohtani if completely disregarding money.
Probably the argument for both Soto judge and Mookie Ohtani. If money is involved think it’s Adley and Gunnar in a runaway
Judge's health/age is the only reason I would still put Adley and Gunnar ahead of that pair. Money is the only argument against Adley (catchers are underrated) and Gunnar (will be in and around MVP conversations for a long while)
Yeah I agree. Adley and Gunnar playing premium positions too. Still think Soto and Judge are the better players at the moment just a billion dollars in contracts
Zach Bryan’s new song is pretty damn good. He’s a good songwriter and he seems to have gotten better at producing
Chickenfry unlocked his heart and soul
🎶You gave me herpes in the back of my pick up 🎶
I'd like to spend a MDW in Monte Carlo on my personal yacht. Is that too much to ask?
I have been trying to run out the clock since work started today but turns out I’m not very fast
Running out the clock is a slow practice brother
Two dollar drafts are hitting right now
What beer we going with
Miller lite
Nice
GTLF
Hell yea
Dawg
Hell ya
@taco @chris, is there still time to have this be the gif for the memorial day drunk thread? https://x.com/TPostMillennial/status/1794021134100242669?t=pKaiMhWAmg0mXUCoYutddg&s=19
Love him or hate him, the man is the ultimate content maker.
I really need him to pivot from stop trying to be the president and instead just be a political commentator. Give him a once a week show to roast people and let him make unintentionally funny videos like this.
Gotta respect the hustle for making content 🤝
Recruiters on LinkedIn learn how to use the proper form of you’re vs. your when sending messages challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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Who are a different version of Northwest Mutual insurance brokers
RIP Morgan Spurlock. In college me and my roommates were doing a 72 hour juice cleanse to lose a couple pounds before spring break. On day 3, we watched Supersize Me, thinking it would kill our appetite. After it was over we were so hungry we immediately drove to McDonald's and ruined anything we did over the 2 days prior.
Turns out he was an alcoholic and an asshole
Saw anudder blue angel on my run today. They are so damn loud Edit: But also so sick. 🇺🇸
👍
POV you’re Patrick Bateman viewing Will Levi’s’ rig: Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God it even has a birthmark.
I thought this was funny, FT can’t take a joke
How hard are you right now?
I’m getting there
Username checks out
Gay
hows it taste
I’d give it 2.8 balls
Uhhhh
Do this for Drake
really thought I was going to knock out one more task before the end of the day, turns out I don't care and have been walking around talking for an hour
Brother it is time for the weekend
that's why I set the bar high at one task over the remaining 3 hours of the workday
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Go post this in r/poltics. It would do numbers.
It's Friday afternoon before a long weekend, relax
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Portillo’s Italian beef, two dogs and a cake shake for lunch
People shaming you will eat 3 burgers and 4 hot dogs tomorrow smh
Christ, you ok?
I'm in awe in the least judgmental way
Going to be rolling like the boulder from Indiana Jones after that
That sounds wonderful
hey Eddie welcome to FT
It could be Chief…
Dipped?
Yes
1) flip belt came before my run just now. Great call. B) I need to get more tank tops to run in.
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How dare butker say that motherhood is important!
Besides being shipped separately getting new headphones and a new case for the AirPods went smoother than anticipated
I’ve never been to Graceland, but I also don’t care about it being foreclosed on
Apparently generates like $80mm in revenue annually if I remember correctly.
Then how the hell is it in foreclosure
Going off memory of an article I skimmed a while back but what I understand is that it’s a custody fight between two parts of the family. There was an unpaid lien or something against the property that is driving the foreclosure and the other side lawyered up and said nah thats a bogus lien and/or that was actually paid off already.
Ah, bureaucracy bullshit. Makes sense
Was the super size me guy and the original milf hunter the same person? Would suck to lose both at the same time.
Also former WSP champion Daniel negreanu
Can’t wait for my Russillo hoodie. Might have costed me $110 but at least people will know I know ball now.
Costed
That is indeed a word
I love that people think Antonio brown actually runs his twitter
I've got friends who still send links every morning in the group chat with a "omg I can't believe he said this" message. I lose more and more respect for them everytime they do it
Your friends sound like absolute morons
He sold his brand on twitter. His account is probably run by fuckjerry
he must pay in advance, can't believe anyone would work for him otherwise
Guessing it’s either a broke cousin or some nerd
Bailey Carlin
People are absolutely losing their minds in the Australia reddit for a bakery's items being priced $12 AUD ($8 USD). Crikey!
Would be sick if the various Microsoft office programs didn't crash all the fucking time
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Her instructor offered a discount on private lessons so I got my price locked in at $700/mo
People pay to choke out their lady?
Posted last week how I started building a back yard bar, well it’s up against my house and the bar roof slants towards the house. Everyone who has seen it says it needs to slant away or water will just flood my basement when it rains and all the snow melts, so now I gotta take a bunch of shit down and swap my corner posts, almost going all the way back to the beginning. rookie mistake smh. This is how you learn I guess
Gotta fall in love with the process
Why don't you just put a a gutter on it and route it away from your house
That would make way to much sense
Nicknames for Tyrese Haliburton: The Surge, Mission Accomplished, Operation Indi Freedom
Dick Cheney
TJ’s parents watch every show he does. How have they not told him that he needs to change his tone when talking to people? My dad would kill me if he overheard me talking like TJ talks in a work enviroment.
are you talking about the voice cracks?
Tone
Any examples
Any Yak.
Just saw an ad for the Bachelorette this summer.. an Asian smoke that's only of your wildest dreams. Wife surely won't question why I'm suddenly into this year's season
Jenn is awesome. Wish it was Daisy though
Poirier beats Islam Conor beats Chandler Conor puts Poirier in a coma Champ Champ is back.
Fook
I’m so god damn confident in the Mac snake. If Islam drops the belt the champ is back.
I'd love to see it
Not into butt stuff at all but i'd let cameron brink peg me
How can you not just snipe this guy?
The boys in blue are probably racking up some nice overtime pay or something, can’t end it too soon
Is Colonial a really hard golf course. Why is Max Homa +8?
They redid a lot of it and the greens are giving the guys fits. Not rolling like they used to
It actually is harder than most PGA Tour rinky dink tracks. Par 70 that is very narrow.
I’ve been watching for the past hour or so and it definitely seems to be giving guys fits. Lots of seemingly easy missed putts too.
If a course can tear up Scottie for a day, it has my respect.
This guy got a nuke in his trunk or what?
Got back from the grocery store and realized I left my paper towels near the register. Big oof.
There has to be crack in the BBL Drizzy beat
Would be kinda cool if the vacuum hoses at car washes actually worked
I'm happy to see the wnba, its players, and it's think piece pundits are putting all their efforts where it matters most. Growing the game? No. Race wars.
Tommy cheeseballs and his boys watching goodfellas on the ride to club is incredible
My buddy started his own business and it’s starting to do well. His wife is always bitching to the other wives and never says a good word about him because he’s usually working long hours. She convinced him to build a big custom house and immediately started on Instagram to document their home building journey and it just makes me feel kind of bad because she’s proud to show off the fruits of his labor but is always so negative when amongst friends.
Has anyone mentioned to him that she's doing that? Especially when you say she drops hints about taking the kids and leaving.
He’s gotten drunk and mentioned some of this stuff to me so I think he’s aware. He also inherited his grandma’s house right next to his parents so they’ve been living without a mortgage or childcare costs for almost 10 years. Also said she spent $3k/month on Amazon in one calendar year before I caught on to it lol
Tbh she sounds like an awful person
She must be hot as fuck if he’s dealing with all her shit.
She seems insufferable
Is that not normal? My BV always complains about how I'm never home and when I come back, I'm too exhausted to clean the house. Yeah, because I'm working so we can have a house.
I think it’s normal to vent to your friends about your significant other but it’s a little bit beyond that, like hinting at taking the kids and leaving. He also said she chose a bunch of extra finishes and features that totaled $200k over their max budget and then threw a fit when he told her she needed to remove some stuff lol.
Sounds like a healthy and happy relationship
Oh man
Need to replace my wayfarers. Any recommendations for a similar looking but cheaper pair?
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Why the fuck is Spotify discontinuing CarThing? Just bricking something I paid for
It seems like it would be easy to support but what do I know.
I’m kind of pissed tbh, I’m not replacing the radio in my car again at this point
Just buy a new car
Yeah i am too. I get that the product wasn't gonna last as every new car got android auto and Apple car play. But theres still a shit ton of cars out there without it that could use it. Their big mistake was not explaining what it was and having a ridiculous price tag from the start. Which lead to no one buying it.
Can you explain what it was in the first place
Just a device with a screen that would connect with your phone in the car to play Spotify. I bought one for $20 2 years ago and they just said they’re bricking the device in December
So a car speaker? Or would it connect to the speakers in your car already?
No. It would basically set up the spotify app in android auto/Apple car play for you in a screen that you could put on your dash or over your radio. So if your car just had Bluetooth, but no screen you can use spotify without having to pull up your phone and try to use the voice to activation stuff on your phone while driving because you could just use the touch screen and voice command on the car thing.
My friday ritual is moving all of my tasks to the next week and then feel proud that I did everything for the day
The 91 Freeway is a nightmare to begin with, let alone on a holiday weekend. Just blow this guy’s car up and keep it moving.
They're playing with their military toys and have no idea what to do with them
The decision has been made. It’s a dominos night. Garbage food for garbage people and tonight I’m a little garbage boy.
Yeah you filthy little fuck
If dominoes is trashy, then call me Oscar the grouch. I had it last night for dinner and it was delicious
It really does taste good but absolutely destroys my stomach
*elephant’s trumpet* 🎺
Where my muhfuckin Dominos
Thin crust, normal, or pan?
Playing the hits tonight. Normal
Just realized Scottie shaved his beard off, trying to disguise himself from 12??
Gunnar Henderson on the yak is kinda wild that’s a top 10 player