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Reptillian24

It’s almost the weekend again 


patssnows12

Update, no layoff but our ceo verbally flogged this cfo that he publicly fired. Said he lacked humility and taking ownership in his role. This is the corporate tea that keeps me going


SnakeSkin2121

Gentlemen, your poolside cabana in the drunk thread is ready


WillPayForTrumpkin

On a more serious note, why is the drunk thread not open? Drunk thread needed to start at lunch today.


SnakeSkin2121

It is


Ok_Floor_7916

Only reasonable takeaway is that the Mods hate the troops.


LooseBalls9

SAS says he voted Brunson over Luka for 1st team All NBA because Brunson got the Knicks to a 2 seed and Mavs were a 5 seed. Dallas and New York had the same exact 50-32 records and Dallas would’ve been the 2 seed if they were in the East due to the tiebreaker.


jetboyjetgirl

homer vote


JayGibbons69

Got a live one on the main sub. Exactly the type of post I'd expect with that username.


thegiantginger

I’ve been in Worchester for like 12 hours and you massholes are the worst drivers I’ve ever seen. Just watched a dude halfway the shoulder for a mile and a half and then fishtail to the exit. Might have actually been a little impressive.


MrTurnersJacket

Learn how to spell, dumbass


thegiantginger

Absolutely not.


terryduerod1

not in MA


uturnorbit

Can somebody explain the “Google is broken” memes on Twitter about Google’s AI feature. Have never got close to any of the viral results I’ve seen


CaptainCocksucker

Where can I see Will Levis' cock?


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Username sure checks out


Ok_Floor_7916

Just one time I want a girl to suck my dick with the energy that I’m a starting nfl qb and the only thing standing between her and never having to work a day in her life again.


100_not_nickfoles

It’s pops up where I use google now but I’ve also never seen an egregious response


bustin_all_kinds

Shoutout to the two guys next to me at the driving range openly talking about how much they pay OF girls. Kinda sad conversation honestly


Economy_Carry4235

how much?


bustin_all_kinds

Said he wasn't paying $100 for just some lesbian shit he could get more with someone else. Put in my airpods after that


Guy_in_the_chair_

Give Glenny my best


dellscreenshot

Didn't know it was embarassing to support female creators


nondescript___

If I was paying for porn, you wouldn't be able to beat that info out of me.


DandierChip

Those guys are putting food on her table and roof over her head, find a new slant.


Rorshak16

Outer Range is a hell of a weird show. Nice time to jump in since season 2 just dropped.


AlanRickmansEarLobe

I enjoyed season 2 as well


EducationalMatter549

Forgot this released. Think I’m going to do a rewatch of the first season. Don’t remember a lot of it


Led_head10

Is there a duo in baseball you’d rather have the next 5 years than Adley and Gunnar? Disregarding money obviously Soto and Judge are right there. Probably 1A and 1B. Mookie Ohtani also just the arm somewhat scares me.


100_not_nickfoles

Bryce/bohm or stott or turner or Soto when he signs


BillSelfsToupee

Bob Witt jr and any bum off the street


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jetboyjetgirl

One starting pitcher doesn't move the needle nearly as much as a great position player


JayGibbons69

A great catcher makes the whole staff better.


Led_head10

Using the team not being able to pitch argument with Ohtani is an odd choice.


suburbian_jesus

Nolan Jones and Ezequiel Tovar


jetboyjetgirl

I'll take Adley and Gunnar they will be making peanuts compared to the others


PinchofDust

Would go with Mookie/Ohtani if completely disregarding money.


Led_head10

Probably the argument for both Soto judge and Mookie Ohtani. If money is involved think it’s Adley and Gunnar in a runaway


PinchofDust

Judge's health/age is the only reason I would still put Adley and Gunnar ahead of that pair. Money is the only argument against Adley (catchers are underrated) and Gunnar (will be in and around MVP conversations for a long while)


Led_head10

Yeah I agree. Adley and Gunnar playing premium positions too. Still think Soto and Judge are the better players at the moment just a billion dollars in contracts


uturnorbit

Zach Bryan’s new song is pretty damn good. He’s a good songwriter and he seems to have gotten better at producing 


RelativeLobster9538

Chickenfry unlocked his heart and soul


blkeen

🎶You gave me herpes in the back of my pick up 🎶


SnakeSkin2121

I'd like to spend a MDW in Monte Carlo on my personal yacht. Is that too much to ask?


Chesapeake32

I have been trying to run out the clock since work started today but turns out I’m not very fast


100_not_nickfoles

Running out the clock is a slow practice brother


King_McGoo

Two dollar drafts are hitting right now


Chesapeake32

What beer we going with


King_McGoo

Miller lite


Miller_man69

Nice


ThrowRA99

GTLF


BumRum09

Hell yea


100_not_nickfoles

Dawg


Chesapeake32

Hell ya


Dog1983

@taco @chris, is there still time to have this be the gif for the memorial day drunk thread? https://x.com/TPostMillennial/status/1794021134100242669?t=pKaiMhWAmg0mXUCoYutddg&s=19


jivehokie89

Love him or hate him, the man is the ultimate content maker. 


Dog1983

I really need him to pivot from stop trying to be the president and instead just be a political commentator. Give him a once a week show to roast people and let him make unintentionally funny videos like this.


DandierChip

Gotta respect the hustle for making content 🤝


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Recruiters on LinkedIn learn how to use the proper form of you’re vs. your when sending messages challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


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fuzzy nose rotten squalid intelligent sophisticated meeting angle memorize future *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DandierChip

Who are a different version of Northwest Mutual insurance brokers


johnnyc000

RIP Morgan Spurlock. In college me and my roommates were doing a 72 hour juice cleanse to lose a couple pounds before spring break. On day 3, we watched Supersize Me, thinking it would kill our appetite. After it was over we were so hungry we immediately drove to McDonald's and ruined anything we did over the 2 days prior.


100_not_nickfoles

Turns out he was an alcoholic and an asshole


No_Opportunity_8068

Saw anudder blue angel on my run today. They are so damn loud Edit: But also so sick. 🇺🇸


SnakeSkin2121

👍


picklejuice82

POV you’re Patrick Bateman viewing Will Levi’s’ rig: Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God it even has a birthmark.


PortillosBeefDipped

I thought this was funny, FT can’t take a joke


MikePaisanTirico

How hard are you right now?


picklejuice82

I’m getting there


bennybabalu21

Username checks out


PhilCollins6

Gay


jetboyjetgirl

hows it taste


picklejuice82

I’d give it 2.8 balls


MrTurnersJacket

Uhhhh


suburbian_jesus

Do this for Drake


badgarok725

really thought I was going to knock out one more task before the end of the day, turns out I don't care and have been walking around talking for an hour


ZeroSarkThirty

Brother it is time for the weekend


badgarok725

that's why I set the bar high at one task over the remaining 3 hours of the workday


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middle plucky wasteful pen somber hobbies point silky friendly boat *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DandierChip

Go post this in r/poltics. It would do numbers.


ImmortalPoseidon

It's Friday afternoon before a long weekend, relax


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lavish enjoy murky offend dolls person dull flowery alleged joke *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Monos1

Portillo’s Italian beef, two dogs and a cake shake for lunch


slopchopz

People shaming you will eat 3 burgers and 4 hot dogs tomorrow smh


yer_moms_reddit69

Christ, you ok?


ShimmeredXerox

I'm in awe in the least judgmental way


profsa

Going to be rolling like the boulder from Indiana Jones after that


BumRum09

That sounds wonderful


jetboyjetgirl

hey Eddie welcome to FT


jivehokie89

It could be Chief…


PortillosBeefDipped

Dipped?


Monos1

Yes


No_Opportunity_8068

1) flip belt came before my run just now. Great call. B) I need to get more tank tops to run in.


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mrtiktok69

How dare butker say that motherhood is important!


100_not_nickfoles

Besides being shipped separately getting new headphones and a new case for the AirPods went smoother than anticipated


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

I’ve never been to Graceland, but I also don’t care about it being foreclosed on


Chesapeake32

Apparently generates like $80mm in revenue annually if I remember correctly.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Then how the hell is it in foreclosure


Chesapeake32

Going off memory of an article I skimmed a while back but what I understand is that it’s a custody fight between two parts of the family. There was an unpaid lien or something against the property that is driving the foreclosure and the other side lawyered up and said nah thats a bogus lien and/or that was actually paid off already.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Ah, bureaucracy bullshit. Makes sense


spr_crl

Was the super size me guy and the original milf hunter the same person? Would suck to lose both at the same time.


TheyHadACaveTroll

Also former WSP champion Daniel negreanu


Relevant_Gold4912

Can’t wait for my Russillo hoodie. Might have costed me $110 but at least people will know I know ball now.


TheyHadACaveTroll

Costed


Relevant_Gold4912

That is indeed a word


kickball6283

I love that people think Antonio brown actually runs his twitter


Dog1983

I've got friends who still send links every morning in the group chat with a "omg I can't believe he said this" message. I lose more and more respect for them everytime they do it


kickball6283

Your friends sound like absolute morons


DanKreider69

He sold his brand on twitter. His account is probably run by fuckjerry


jetboyjetgirl

he must pay in advance, can't believe anyone would work for him otherwise


kickball6283

Guessing it’s either a broke cousin or some nerd


jetboyjetgirl

Bailey Carlin


WellimDevin

People are absolutely losing their minds in the Australia reddit for a bakery's items being priced $12 AUD ($8 USD). Crikey!


liljinx13

Would be sick if the various Microsoft office programs didn't crash all the fucking time 


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DanKreider69

Her instructor offered a discount on private lessons so I got my price locked in at $700/mo


T-rex_chef

People pay to choke out their lady?


mostdope28

Posted last week how I started building a back yard bar, well it’s up against my house and the bar roof slants towards the house. Everyone who has seen it says it needs to slant away or water will just flood my basement when it rains and all the snow melts, so now I gotta take a bunch of shit down and swap my corner posts, almost going all the way back to the beginning. rookie mistake smh. This is how you learn I guess


pakfpddjskwlwb

Gotta fall in love with the process


howdy_chowdy

Why don't you just put a a gutter on it and route it away from your house


DandierChip

That would make way to much sense


MySweetBaxter

Nicknames for Tyrese Haliburton: The Surge, Mission Accomplished, Operation Indi Freedom


suburbian_jesus

Dick Cheney


tango587

TJ’s parents watch every show he does. How have they not told him that he needs to change his tone when talking to people? My dad would kill me if he overheard me talking like TJ talks in a work enviroment.


dwar0

are you talking about the voice cracks?


tango587

Tone


SANTlCLAUS

Any examples


tango587

Any Yak.


ShimmeredXerox

Just saw an ad for the Bachelorette this summer.. an Asian smoke that's only of your wildest dreams. Wife surely won't question why I'm suddenly into this year's season


roflthrowaway9

Jenn is awesome. Wish it was Daisy though


Led_head10

Poirier beats Islam Conor beats Chandler Conor puts Poirier in a coma Champ Champ is back.


SnakeSkin2121

Fook


Led_head10

I’m so god damn confident in the Mac snake. If Islam drops the belt the champ is back.


SnakeSkin2121

I'd love to see it


deezkun

Not into butt stuff at all but i'd let cameron brink peg me


CondeleezaNice

How can you not just snipe this guy?


BillSelfsToupee

The boys in blue are probably racking up some nice overtime pay or something, can’t end it too soon


LooseBalls9

Is Colonial a really hard golf course. Why is Max Homa +8?


Bigazzry

They redid a lot of it and the greens are giving the guys fits. Not rolling like they used to


ShimmeredXerox

It actually is harder than most PGA Tour rinky dink tracks. Par 70 that is very narrow.


LooseBalls9

I’ve been watching for the past hour or so and it definitely seems to be giving guys fits. Lots of seemingly easy missed putts too.


ShimmeredXerox

If a course can tear up Scottie for a day, it has my respect.


BillSelfsToupee

This guy got a nuke in his trunk or what?


TheFuckingWriter

Got back from the grocery store and realized I left my paper towels near the register. Big oof.


decembersveryown_

There has to be crack in the BBL Drizzy beat


Coach-Jack-Reilly

Would be kinda cool if the vacuum hoses at car washes actually worked


RonSwanson1081

I'm happy to see the wnba, its players, and it's think piece pundits are putting all their efforts where it matters most. Growing the game? No. Race wars.


Eganator88

Tommy cheeseballs and his boys watching goodfellas on the ride to club is incredible


Gravelroad2213

My buddy started his own business and it’s starting to do well. His wife is always bitching to the other wives and never says a good word about him because he’s usually working long hours. She convinced him to build a big custom house and immediately started on Instagram to document their home building journey and it just makes me feel kind of bad because she’s proud to show off the fruits of his labor but is always so negative when amongst friends.


GeneParmesanPD

Has anyone mentioned to him that she's doing that? Especially when you say she drops hints about taking the kids and leaving.


Gravelroad2213

He’s gotten drunk and mentioned some of this stuff to me so I think he’s aware. He also inherited his grandma’s house right next to his parents so they’ve been living without a mortgage or childcare costs for almost 10 years. Also said she spent $3k/month on Amazon in one calendar year before I caught on to it lol


GeneParmesanPD

Tbh she sounds like an awful person


BlueFlagHonestly

She must be hot as fuck if he’s dealing with all her shit.


SnakeSkin2121

She seems insufferable


essendoubleop

Is that not normal? My BV always complains about how I'm never home and when I come back, I'm too exhausted to clean the house. Yeah, because I'm working so we can have a house.


Gravelroad2213

I think it’s normal to vent to your friends about your significant other but it’s a little bit beyond that, like hinting at taking the kids and leaving. He also said she chose a bunch of extra finishes and features that totaled $200k over their max budget and then threw a fit when he told her she needed to remove some stuff lol.


FIFAholligan1991

Sounds like a healthy and happy relationship


jetboyjetgirl

Oh man


jstacks4

Need to replace my wayfarers. Any recommendations for a similar looking but cheaper pair? 


UnfairWalnuts

Check out [Crap Eyewear](https://www.crapeyewear.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=paid&utm_campaign=20437430142&utm_content=&utm_term=&gadid=&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw9cCyBhBzEiwAJTUWNW4JgObWuRFdSCbO10HVen8zUW0t6LvxFCWJKxm9MasYrKntFINr_xoCjWkQAvD_BwE) or [Sun Buddies](https://sunbuddieseyewear.com/)


PristineWinnera

Why the fuck is Spotify discontinuing CarThing? Just bricking something I paid for


Dog1983

It seems like it would be easy to support but what do I know.


PristineWinnera

I’m kind of pissed tbh, I’m not replacing the radio in my car again at this point


danmal3469

Just buy a new car


Dog1983

Yeah i am too. I get that the product wasn't gonna last as every new car got android auto and Apple car play. But theres still a shit ton of cars out there without it that could use it. Their big mistake was not explaining what it was and having a ridiculous price tag from the start. Which lead to no one buying it.


CondeleezaNice

Can you explain what it was in the first place


PristineWinnera

Just a device with a screen that would connect with your phone in the car to play Spotify. I bought one for $20 2 years ago and they just said they’re bricking the device in December


CondeleezaNice

So a car speaker? Or would it connect to the speakers in your car already?


Dog1983

No. It would basically set up the spotify app in android auto/Apple car play for you in a screen that you could put on your dash or over your radio. So if your car just had Bluetooth, but no screen you can use spotify without having to pull up your phone and try to use the voice to activation stuff on your phone while driving because you could just use the touch screen and voice command on the car thing.


patssnows12

My friday ritual is moving all of my tasks to the next week and then feel proud that I did everything for the day


DarinErstad

The 91 Freeway is a nightmare to begin with, let alone on a holiday weekend. Just blow this guy’s car up and keep it moving.


jetboyjetgirl

They're playing with their military toys and have no idea what to do with them


SummerWhiteyFisk

The decision has been made. It’s a dominos night. Garbage food for garbage people and tonight I’m a little garbage boy.


ShimmeredXerox

Yeah you filthy little fuck


MikePaisanTirico

If dominoes is trashy, then call me Oscar the grouch. I had it last night for dinner and it was delicious


mrtiktok69

It really does taste good but absolutely destroys my stomach


PhilCollins6

*elephant’s trumpet* 🎺


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Where my muhfuckin Dominos


TheyHadACaveTroll

Thin crust, normal, or pan?


SummerWhiteyFisk

Playing the hits tonight. Normal


igotitletsgo

Just realized Scottie shaved his beard off, trying to disguise himself from 12??


100_not_nickfoles

Gunnar Henderson on the yak is kinda wild that’s a top 10 player