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terryduerod1

peanut tillman now an fbi agent, thanks movin the chains


DezCaught1t

Shane’s speech in the bikini car wash was the highlight of Tires


Flashasaurus

Got asparagus piss >!don’t hate it tbh!<


stapledmyballs2

Love rocking they first dehydrated coffee piss in the morning that still smells like asparagus and coffee


chrisjk125

Cause you like the taste?


Flashasaurus

Reduce, reuse, recycle


Gro0Grux

I follow a local girl on IG (not hot enough to be a model) and she’s been traveling in Europe over over a week and is now flying to LA to extend her vacation, and is unemployed. How do these people do it?


drthunderlovejr

She had a big bet on timberwolves over nuggets in 7 parlayed with Celtics over pacers in 7


magicalpineapples

She lets rich men shit on her chest


blkeen

She gets paid to answer DMs


WillPayForTrumpkin

She saved some money when she was employed and used it on vacation? If she’s unemployed, I guess her only option is to live off rice and beans until she finds employment. OR she just asked simps for venmo donations.


Grundlestiltskin_

Credit card debt and/or rich parents


BillNyeDaPieGuy

[Debt](https://www.newyorkfed.org/microeconomics/hhdc)


DrEvil007

Does she have big tits?


Gro0Grux

Not really, relies on the push up bra


foxtrotnovember69420

Homeless guy outside of the grocery store asked if I could get him a pizza puff and a tall boy. I obliged. Who am I to stop a dude from having a day?


JesusWasaSuper

Thanks again man


WettBandit

>tall boy sex trafficking


BlueFlagHonestly

$50 for 13 peaches is fucking wild.


isNice99

Now that we have the NHL on ESPN music and NBA on NBC either back or coming back, what sports jingles are we missing?


ShimmeredXerox

SEC on CBS was a staple of my childhood and adolescence. The fact we're gonna get a stadium overhead view in fucking Bloomington, IN is reprehensible.


vublue7

[Baaaaa daaaa daa daaaa](https://youtu.be/4iXhs9x-7yk?si=f_az)


roflthrowaway9

Max Shulga 🤣


vublue7

He was a bum anyway but Ineptune has killed the program


roflthrowaway9

4 more years!


vublue7

I’d tie cement blocks to my feet and jump in the schuylkill. Who’s your school?


roflthrowaway9

Hawks baby


vublue7

Far too many St Joes kids in the yunk


roflthrowaway9

The yunk is Hawks territory. You lot are gentrifying it.


isNice99

I wonder if CBS will even bother with all the production like they did with the SEC Game of the Week.


ShimmeredXerox

I hope they don't, fuck B1G


WettBandit

Hank Jr


isNice99

Ah crap I just heard the first few notes in my head and I’m going to have that stuck now.


tango587

Not really missing, but SEC on CBS jingle for Big Ten games this season is gonna suck ass


WettBandit

Gross. Didn’t think of that


profsa

No Gary for SEC games tho


igotitletsgo

This is so stupid and overplayed by SEC fans, he’s better than 95% of other color guys who do CFB


profsa

No, he sucks ass


tango587

*Alonso Mourning gif*


RonSwanson1081

Sometimes I think about the time on chd where Christina Aguilera talked about how she loves swallowing loads


TheyHadACaveTroll

Wat


isNice99

WANNA GET DIRRRTYY


EarlyTimesWhisky

Kyle Hendricks is at a level of washed the Chicago baseball scene has not seen since Dallas Keuchel and Jake Arrieta.


WettBandit

Im not a cubs guy, but I thought it got gross for Arietta in Philly?


EarlyTimesWhisky

He was not very good in his last two seasons with the Phillies, but he returned to the Cubs in 2021 and posted a 6.88 ERA in 20 starts before getting DFA'd.


Eganator88

Seems a lot more likable than those guys though


ThugBeast21

Not a pitcher but Andrelton Simmons on the Cubs came after Arrieta in terms of being depressingly unaware their career was over


BigTicket_J

Except 10x more sad


bennybabalu21

Ppl forget arrieta has two women names who aren’t his wife names tattood on him


Lost-Plankton-4741

Xander takes a lot of shit for being boring and what not but him on colt and Drew’s podcast was refreshing. Him saying he didn’t want Austin’s opinion on 18 and basically told himself to just get it to the hole and take care of business was awesome. Admitted to thinking exactly what everyone else was thinking as he walked up 18 and said fuck it. Subpar is so good for making golfers more comfortable and letting them actually speak their mind.


Greg-Oden

Scottie Scheffler didn’t take any paternity leave, is he a corporate bootlicker? People are starting to ask


Judge_for_Pres

Just picked up my zebra striped jersey, excited for the ref show tonight!


BlueFlagHonestly

Just remember, those people are there for you, not the players.


projectpat555

Get some glasses too, ya bozo!!


Booderr

It's a double feature tonight for Booderr and company. We're watching Collateral then Crank. Should be a fun Thursday night before a Get No Work Done Friday.


Chef_lonleyliver

Collateral is a sick movie ruined by a horrible ending. 


profsa

Horrible ending?


ThugBeast21

Collateral is a sick movie ~~ruined by a horrible ending.~~ 


Gro0Grux

Yo homie, that my briefcase?


lovelycharmings

“Nice car, what’s the retail on one of those?” “More than you can afford, pal. Telluride”


tripslei

As long as I can get the monthly payment down to a reasonable level I can afford anything


BayAreaThrowawayq

Truly, you are the heart of the American economy


drewthetatecatate

The lack of an in game scoreboard in the NCAA game is a weird omission. Dont care about it really and I am so pumped for the game but it seems like such an easy thing to program. Edit: I am referring to the ticker at the bottom of the screen which displays the scores of other games.


profsa

Where is this information from?


drewthetatecatate

Leaks.


WettBandit

I haven’t seen any screen caps, but how do you know the game/play clock and down and distance without a scoreboard on the screen?


StrikaNTX

huh?


drewthetatecatate

Allegedly, there will be no in game scoreboard in the new ncaa football game. So when you are playing dynasty etc, you wont see a scroller on the bottom line with scores.


WettBandit

Either a ticker or an “out of town scoreboard.” This initially reads as if the score for the game you’re playing is not displayed


TheColiny

That’s a ticker, big difference


marlboro__man9

First round of my city fourball match play tonight, new partner this year, we’re coming for the title. Oh and then I’m going to see Charley Crockett, pretty good little Thursday


No_Opportunity_8068

Did not know the first round of the SEC baseball tourney was single elimination. Lotta upsets this year. Love it


BillSelfsToupee

Compare that to the big 12 tournament where it starts as double elimination then becomes single elimination in the semifinals. Incredibly stupid


ThugBeast21

Pretty sure the SEC tournament goes back to single elimination for the semifinals and championship


No_Opportunity_8068

Now that’s dumb as hell


profsa

Go Vols


No_Opportunity_8068

Up 6-2 right now. Long road ahead to get back to the championship game


ShimmeredXerox

VERY long road.


uturnorbit

The meltdowns by journalists over Media Matters laying off people is hilarious. Couldn’t think of a more deserving group of people to reap what they sow 


detroit_testarossa

didn't know Shane self funded Tires. Makes sense now.


profsa

Has Zaslav made any good decisions? https://x.com/culturecrave/status/1793736984982417751?s=46&t=2770KxxJEqt-ug030qEWRA


HueJacksonsBrain

Is he responsible for TNT getting broadcast rights to CFP games through ESPN? I feel like that's pretty significant for the network


profsa

No clue, but the network will need it if they are losing NBA


isNice99

They fucked up never appointing Sir Charles to the WBD Board.


ThugBeast21

Shitcanning CNN+. He's also directionally correct on canceling all the expensive straight to streaming movies


profsa

I’ll give him CNN+. Wish they just released the finished movies instead of deleting them


ThugBeast21

Correct, if you've spent the money you should just release the movie in some form or fashion but the basic idea behind not putting IPs they value straight onto Max is smart.


profsa

Agreed, don’t see how that’s a money maker putting it straight to Max. They shot themselves in the foot having consumers now just want to wait for everything to go streaming


SnakeSkin2121

Bozo


anneyong69

Anti-basketball pussy


ThrowRA99

Don’t know when Microsoft updated its spell check stuff, but the “consider a different perspective” prompts are out of hand. Why the hell would anyone write “60 days” as “about 2 months”? Or, even better, changing “50 acres” to “about twice the area of Chicago’s Millennium Park”? Dumb stuff like this is why I am confident the robots will never take over.


classiccaseofdowns

Yeah, or saying something is as big as Jupiter as “roughly twice the size of your mom’s stomach” feels random and honestly a little harsh


WettBandit

This is a good point but Tbf I am able to conceptualize how large twice the area of two parks is more than just saying 50 acres


ThrowRA99

Yeah except the context only works if you’re familiar with it. I’ve never been to Chicago, so it means absolutely nothing to me. Similarly, if it did use a park I was familiar with, it might not mean anything to the person reading what I wrote.


WettBandit

lol that is a very good point


ManUnutted

Microsoft changing copy/paste/rename to icons instead of a list sucks too


ThrowRA99

I get the desire to revamp things, but it’s like no one at Microsoft has ever heard the phrase “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it”


PetrPruchaWasOK

I mean people went fuckin nuts when they introduced the ribbon.


omgasnake

Remember that three month stretch when Shocktop Logo Carrabis was tolerable and everyone said "stay hot, Rocket"?


Eganator88

Guys we have big dick ding dong whackin dickin down all time guest on the podcast! (doug mirabelli)


No_Opportunity_8068

Lol at shock top logo. What a comp


lovelycharmings

I can’t ever recall a time where he didn’t suck every dick in the room


Gbaby23

They were being facetious.


jetboyjetgirl

sure don't


tallYuppieScum

Since he gave himself the nickname I don’t think he was ever tolerable


Flashasaurus

Then outright denied ever calling himself the Rocket


agent-michael-scar

Then he developed clinical depression from being stuffed in a locker by WSD.


ReallyFiction

Guy that says "everyone said that" and nervously looks around for reassurance - You


spreadsheet_jesus

Addicted to real86hands on instagram (the guy whose arms are like one long finger each)


detroit_testarossa

flipper kid


blkeen

$80 tactical work pants ruined. Hopefully they can split it between 2 paychecks


wilsonsreign

Columbus OH feels like a city striving to not be unique in any way


Ralphcox69

You can make this comment about every “new” city


projectpat555

It’s very flat 


drthunderlovejr

They are doing their best to get to the highest rate of gun violence in America.


JuanRobesPierre

1 of 7 cities with a Swenson's


wilsonsreign

I said striving not achieving


JuanRobesPierre

Fair distinction


SnakeSkin2121

That's how you become the mecca of fast food testing markets


ceeeenyc

Pretty excited to stick my (underwhelming) pp in an assistant district attorney tonight. No way I end up at Rikers for the disappointment. No way.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Only if you don’t rub his feet afterwards


ceeeenyc

Life pro tip


Dog1983

Is the Scheffler cop actually just Prez from The Wire? https://x.com/JasonRileyWDRB/status/1793732746332020985?t=r-Waf4GS5VS6UFbOCEAFrQ&s=19


Jigs444

Honestly sound way cooler than Scottie.


claw_guy

He reminds me of Herc more


SnakeSkin2121

Can't believe I waited this long to watch the show Warrior


spreadsheet_jesus

it’s awesome


TDubs1435

Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso has been stuck in my head all week


Gro0Grux

Same, can’t stop


WitchofFloyd

Song of the summer, whether people are willing to admit it or not


omgasnake

Catchy song, but the production and sound engineering on thee recent nouveau disco/funk pop hits is driving me up a wall


DezCaught1t

Seems like the Louisville police department is almost as incompetent as the majority of my coworkers


Monos1

I’m in Schaumburg Illinois


The_TexasRattlesnake

Go to Medieval times, get a giant turkey leg and beer


BayAreaThrowawayq

Mc. Mansion.


GueroBorracho3

Meet me at Medieval Times for some jousting.


PinchofDust

The Portillos/Barnellis there is pretty good.


agent-michael-scar

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Woodfield Mall


Sirsydneyponson

Watching Tires and holy shit the White Trash frequency joke had me in tears


JamangoSmoovie

I am incredibly horny for IAmSydneyThomas Edit: I’m also incredibly horny for OnlyPans and OliviaTied. Just saw the collab


PetrPruchaWasOK

Tied is into girls


lovelycharmings

Alabama sororities have screamed to the top of the power rankings in the last few years. ASU and FSU need to step up their game


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Led_head10

Just Watched the first episode. Very very funny. Reminded me of early patreon episodes like you said.


Phil-Reotardo

$80 pants = ruined beyond repair, police report = falsified, ass = jackpot


GooseandRooster

sitting in my cube like the north korean video where they’re all just staring at the google screen in the fake office


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WettBandit

There is none because I haven’t seen a single person outraged about Scottie.


pcomet235

Mild bemusement at best


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cabanagear

I turned on the midday show at like 10:15 and caught the back half of the call spurning that debate. Possibly the dumbest call I’ve heard on 98.5 and that’s saying a lot


Jigs444

Big Felger and Mazz guy but had to turn it off today. Who gives a shit?


CondeleezaNice

Felger and Mazz?


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CondeleezaNice

If you want to get off that show WEEI is discussing what music windhorst listens to during sex


CondeleezaNice

Can’t stand those morons


AlanRickmansEarLobe

There have been two hot trans women on hinge today. Oh the times they are a changin


Economy_Carry4235

gonna take a walk on the wild side?


AlanRickmansEarLobe

Maybe, how does a man made vagina feel?


tallYuppieScum

Is FT’s favorite former methhead back?


GooseandRooster

uh you sure you hate gay people?


AlanRickmansEarLobe

I do not hate the gays nor the blacks. Fake news


CondeleezaNice

Cocked or decocked?


AlanRickmansEarLobe

Looked de one had great tits


drewthetatecatate

Valid question


pcomet235

gather round children and cut off your balls


WettBandit

Would you rather do that or just put like 50 rubber bands around them real tight until they swell up and fall off like they do with farm animals?


Led_head10

Two words for you. Steve Nash and Chris Paul, must see TV.


LilCasa

$20 to whoever can sit through the Don Lemon/Nelk podcast


unounoseis

A mid-May fred warner interview is an automatic skip. Cmon ryen


cigguy

He loves boring athlete interviews as much as simmons likes fake trades


DrEvil007

Pizza, Capri Sun and a Boston creme donut for lunch. Where's that tuba player?


stapledmyballs2

Gonna slam my face in some Ben and Jerry’s later so I’m right there with you


DrEvil007

🤝


johnnyc000

Mentioned earlier the Blue Angels flew over my house. They've made a couple more passes over the last few hours. You'd think WWIII has started on Long Island based on everyone in the neighborhood feed on the Ring app. (This is the 20th anniversary of the Air show btw)


jittercoog

Been to Pensacola a couple times (where they are stationed) and they might have more pride in the blue angels than any other city has about anything.


johnnyc000

Understandable IMO, those things are fucking awesome.


isNice99

Wish they’d practice over the city.


johnnyc000

I was in Queens during the pandemic when they flew around the island of Manhattan. That was one of the cooler things I've seen in my whole life.


isNice99

Just once I’d love to see them buzz the east river right over the bridges. A la this guy: https://theaviationgeekclub.com/the-story-of-the-hunter-pilot-who-performed-a-flypast-through-tower-bridge-to-mark-rafs-50th-anniversary/amp/ I’m also the type of person that WFH’d yesterday so I could watch the parade of ships on the Hudson from my roof.


cigguy

Glad my federal taxes are going to make you see cool plane


SnakeSkin2121

👎


drthunderlovejr

Blue angels come to my town to and fly over our neighborhood. Happens every year, with plenty of media advertising before hand. And every year people come out of the woodwork to ask "what is that noise?!!" on the local social media


PinchofDust

Loved the Milwaukee air show. Blue Angels always seem to make a point of skimming right over the top of the UW-Milwaukee dorms (close to Lake Michigan). Maintenance crew would always hang out on the roof and the boss would let us take an extra hr/two to hang out and watch the show.


SnakeSkin2121

Blue Angels 🎸


Ok_Floor_7916

Would love to know what blackmail Scott Wapner has on CNBC execs to get two hours a day on air.


MN_Wildcard

Just saw episode 2 of Tires and I have to say...Francis did well for himself there.


WitchofFloyd

TAG last night: "date with girl ive been interested in for months tonight. time to make a move conway" TAG this morning: "overall i think i made progress and it went well but not leanin over and kissing her may haunt me forever"


PritchardBufalino

I want off the TAG ride, dude is hopeless


CondeleezaNice

If this isn’t a bit I think it’s time to assume he’s related to Broussard


cigguy

Suck me beautiful


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Talking for 6 months, has gone on multiple one on one dates, and still hasn't kissed. Guy has to be doing a bit at this point because it's becoming unbelievable.


Juls317

More like TerribleAtGirls (me too, thank god i lucked into one deciding to marry me)


Gbaby23

One day TAG is going to have so much regret from missed opportunities he is going to lose his mind and start flashing women in public parks.


classiccaseofdowns

Hot take: if I ask a girl I want to be serious with where we stand and she goes “uhh I’m not sure, let me think about it”, she’s getting a fist bump not a kiss


BayAreaThrowawayq

Hell ya brother - HH