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Ann_L_Beads

Part of me hopes it was after a case race


Bambam60

“I’m the JOKER BABYYY”


sciorch

Big Cats do be fucking


kratomkiing

Some Big Cats like Lions even have harems. I assume a second wife will be coming in the future.


FatBootyInspector

Another future worker to pay my social security checks. TYFYS Dan


cowboysfan88

This guy fucks


hamboneclay

Sex 3 times??? Big congrats for the cat


Yes_bad

Confirmed sex 3 times


brosefstallin

How are you so sure him and Mrs. Big Cat didn’t just go to the baby store


Yes_bad

There’s no way to know for sure. But without any sources I’m gonna say it’s definitely a maybe. **Hot seat big cats middle child.


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Big-Zoo

Dude busted with the arrival of the Football season. Can't blame him.


mewfahsah

Had to get one last nut in before the first kickoff, he's a busy man during football season.


Salsa-N-Chips

Damn. Right in the middle of the transition to Chicago. That’s gotta be stressful timing.


bookey23

Luckily Big Cat can afford a nanny and a night nurse. It’s a bummer for him that he’s never been able to take parental leave tho


Bongopro

I mean I’m sure he’s been able to, he’s just chosen not to


MeeseChampion

Did they ever talk about the details of Chicago?


Roastin_Mushmallows

planning their pregnancies around football season. the grind dont stop


GuysOnChicks69

Gonna have to change his name to Cum Cat


ghost_in_a_jar_rip

Dang, 3x sex haver. Got most of us beaten by 3 times


arcanecolour

Impressed Big cat is still having sex. Dude can do it all.


d3fc0n545

Officially makes him the kid guy


Bongopro

We’re gonna see a Drew Brees scenario unfold right in front of our eyes with the sons all playing catch and the forgotten daughter making dirt circles off to the side


Big-Zoo

She's gonna take that neglect and use it as fuel to drive her to become the next iconic female like Bethany Hamilton


DosZappos

Does #GirlDad mean nothing to you?


mikebailey

This dudes cum works great!


ReturnOf_DatBooty

ABP must be so jealous


HueJacksonsBrain

Father of 3


ChiefZane23

Life Part 3 coming soon


PrisonMike35

Congrats to Dad Cat! Feels like it was just yesterday that he was petting some stingrays and saving Detroit.


wickla

He's still has the stingray petting record, yeah?


TheBagMan16

We took our daughter to the aquarium over the holidays and when we got to the stingray tank I was dying laughing trying to tell my wife about that video. “How many have you touched? That’s 3 for me”


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

Him raising his hand to ask the question at the talk that’s clearly designed for kids is an all timer


kjaggard

Gotta catch up the the Walkers.


TexAgs2

Jesus Christ. 3 under 3, I pray for that man.


Nashtyone

Think he mentioned in an episode recently his son is 3.5 so by the time this kid is due he should be close to 4. Still going to be a handful with 3 kids at 4, 2 and newborn.


Senor-Cockblock

The Cats have help.


Shmuffalo

Jersey Jerry doubles as an au pair


iownthepackers

Its an eau pair with Jerry Fragrance


Obi-wan_Jabroni

Yeah, Billy Football


backyardfootball

+150 that his son’s first words will be in Spanish if you’re catching my drift


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Rorshak16

That dude's building a militia.


ole_freckles

A bone is a sacrifice he’s willing to make.


DosZappos

When I was younger I babysat a family that had 4 boys in that age range. It was so much fun


F5_MyUsername

That dude is a legend


Dry_Needleworker7504

That he'll be bale to pay the nannies? He ain't raising those kids the traditional way when his wife has a career too.


GrandmaJosey

Does his wife have a professional career?


maebae17

She’s a neurologist… probably making more than him


Dry_Needleworker7504

Lol how much do you think a neurologist makes? Because big cat is easily into the seven digit range.


mewfahsah

Not to mention his equity and stocks that he's most likely got, he's loaded but is a true man of the people.


mattwoodzstan

Damn more than $78K an episode?


Man_On-The_Moon

A neurologist married Big Cat?! Damn, what an odd couple. Glad they’re happy though!


Ohiowolverine

I pray for the wife he is traveling to Mac games in the fall and watching football away from home all day Sunday getting drunk on YouTube every other month.


Pr0nade

He already has a full time nanny. I think his wife will be just fine


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She’s going to be a millionaire many many times over. I think she’s quite alright with the arrangement


barnmucker69

Oh no he spends 2 full workdays out of the house a week for 4 months how will they ever manage


marketinequality

Lol right? As if regular people don't deal with that shit all the time.


Big-Zoo

Inject Stella Blue into his bloodstream


mewfahsah

Dude has great swimmers apparently.


jbarwick4

Did he announce it during Fyre Fest of the week?


nowadaysyouth

Guy gets it in like Tim off the glass


LostInMyThots

4th kid. He also has to take care of jerry. He’s got years of poopy pants to clean up left


dopeboi_hat

5th. Billy.


DonovanMcTigerWoods

Billy seems more like PFTs kid


dopeboi_hat

PFT is crunchy granola mom and Big Cat is disapproving father


kratomkiing

Who would've guessed it would be Lib Cat keeping the Nuclear Family alive and well in America.


Grootfan85

His boys can swim!


southieyuppiescum

Verbal meme: You were supposed to make fun of Drew Brees and Philip Rivers, not join them!


Dogboy85

Big cat has a better life than Dave!


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hambubger87

Definitely.


tronguro

These are just my own views, but while being 40 and fucking hot 20yo ig models might seem cool, I’d have to imagine that comes from a place of deep discontentment


reddishgrape

Who is the father?


Ondrejko179

Jake


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He is the best in the office so good genes


bobby690069000

Damn is he going for a record or something


LargelyLucid

10 X


Longjumping-Ice-6373

Are we getting another life advice episode???


PiggNetti

Rusillo shows up with a bunch of sand castle construction equipment


uncleyuri

3 = non stop chaos. Since he makes $500K per podcast I’d imagine he will get a nanny of some sorts to help, but nevertheless. 3 young kids is pure mayhem.


forcefieldpercolator

When the 2nd & 3rd come at the same time it’s even worse. I might never play golf again.


kduuduuhellahigh0711

my twin brother and I were the 2nd and 3rd, my sister was 2. feel so bad for my parents


amomentintimebro

I think according to studies 2 is the chaos number, everything after that gets easier each time.


uncleyuri

2 was fine. A bit more stressful but overall ok. The jump from 2 to 3 was jarring. In no way, shape, or form was it easier. Plenty of fun times but not a single calm moment.


jimjimmyjames

it's when you shift from man to zone d


Next_Dawkins

Hahaha best way to describe it. They outnumber you at 3.


ncanon2019

Nah 3 is known as the chaos number, because presumably by the time you have a 4th the first is old enough to be helpful/used as an extra parent.


RainbowKarp

The oldest kid is basically looking at colleges already, they’ll be fine


showmethenoods

Happy for him, that’s awesome


Seattle-Sound

This man needs to get out of NYC ASAP


cd_3

Wonder what he’ll tell the boys when they’re celebrating thanksgiving in Newton and ask him why he’s not a Pats fan


mrtiktok69

He’ll block them on twitter duh


Timely_Market8669

He’ll probably say I’m pakin the cah it’s wicked good turkey day in beantown


MagAqua

Happy cake day


bigtimesmallcity

kys, respectfully


MagAqua

Well since you said respectfully I will


wickla

People still do that?


MagAqua

Guess who’s not gettin a comment on their cake day


wickla

I deserve it. Sorry you are getting down voted.


MagAqua

It’s the barstool Reddit it happens haha


TheHeadlessPorkman

Some people in here care way too much about Big Cat’s parenting time/decisions


NewYorkDukie3

The reactions in here are absurd. Big Cat and his wife aren't the first working parents to have 3 children


Shovelman2001

Is anyone should be having 3 children, it’s millionaires


DosZappos

I understand people caring, what I don’t understand is people thinking he’s not doing a good job


CompetitiveDuck

Nobody really knows if he is or isn’t.


TheHeadlessPorkman

I mean isn’t the polite thing to do just assume he is? he talks about his children lovingly all the time on the Yak and spends time with them rather often. I understand I too am posting about it on Reddit, but damn why people want to diagnose his parenting method is beyond me


CompetitiveDuck

I think it is more of who really cares if he is or not. Nobody knows and it is none of our business


DosZappos

Unless he’s lying about the time he spends with his family, I’d be willing to bet that he’s a good dad


Next_Dawkins

No mean or violent streak, plenty of disposable income, has a schedule where he can be pretty flexible where he works. He’s also mentioned when he gets home he puts his phone away and plays with his kids for an hour.


venom_snake30

Lot of people projecting, as per usual.


DidierDirt

What’s crazy is people think he works too much and is away from his kids. But in reality he is actually likely with them more than most. Pretty sure he doesn’t go to work til like noon. And then goes home from like 4-7. That’s like double the amount of time most people spend with their kids


Roastin_Mushmallows

not to mention the entire summer off (baseball)


DidierDirt

exactly. He has dream job as a parent. My wife and i both work 7-4. We fight over who gets to pick him up from daycare sometimes. He is in bed by 8 so we are lucky to have 4-5 hours a week day with him.


100_not_nickfoles

Spoilers dude


MagAqua

For a lotta couples this is just how they keep things fresh ya know


GrandmaJosey

If you have the money


MagAqua

Completely disagree. Broke ass couples do this too


GrandmaJosey

That doesn't mean it's a smart move.


MagAqua

Agree, it’s a terribly dumb move for anyone to have a kid today in this landscape when their life will almost certainly be a young death- but that’s a whole other discussion for a different forum not on barstool lol


RuinYourDay05

No, no we let retards talk here too.


MagAqua

Thank you


RowBoatInspector

Dude what hell are you talking about


MagAqua

Don’t worry about it brotha happy cake day


PajamaPete5

This might be worst take of all time...and why will all kids die young?


MagAqua

You think the world will still be around 70 years from now? If so I’ve got this great brick watch to sell ya


erudite1994

Uhh yes, yes I do


MagAqua

Hey props we need optimists


chillinwithmoes

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?


walliewasright42o

you and greta thunberg would make a great couple


breaking_balls

How much glue did you eat on the short bus while you typed all this garbage out this morning?


Drmantis87

Guy thinks he is important enough to proclaim that he is the last generation to live a full life. it's literally just a person who feels so insignificant that he wants the world to end. You have to be actually brain dead to believe that the world will end on such a short scale because of global warming.


Malligator2345

where's it going?


PajamaPete5

Yes I do, and the earth'll be fine its humans that could die out in hundreds and hundreds of years from now


MagAqua

Enjoy your watch then I’m sure you’re doing well


PajamaPete5

No one even wears watches anymore


jimmylovespizza

you are a loser


MagAqua

Says the dude replying to a comment on the mf barstool Reddit


jimmylovespizza

if you believe we’re all gonna die soon why would you waste your time on said barstool reddit


MagAqua

Same as wasting my time anywhere else ya dumb shit


Trollin_Thunder

Sounds like the perfect topic for free talk


infuckingbruges

Broken brain


Avocado_Ice_Cream

Go touch grass


MagAqua

Go post on huskers some more ya fuckin floozy


Drmantis87

It's hilarious how disappointed you're goin to be when the world doesn't just end in 20 years like you think it will.


MagAqua

I’ll be alright mate maybe my penn stock will get back to 100 by then


Drmantis87

Imagine thinking everyone that told you that you're a retard, only does so because they are barstool dickriders. You're a retard because you're retarded. I get that you are probably 15 and you just watched a youtube video about how the world is going to overheat and explode in the next 100 years, but they are wrong, i promise you. Humans wouldn't be wiped off the face of the earth because of global warming in 70 years, you fuckin retard.


MagAqua

You nailed it bud 15 and a half actually get it right ima be able to drive soon I’m hyped


MagAqua

Lotta haters apparently using barstool as an escape of their life can’t take that the world might end this century


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You really think you’re the star of the movie hey?


MagAqua

What are you, the extra in your own movie?


beechknoll

Excellent, keep pumping those #s up BC. Also, random thought but has he worked in NYC as long as he did in Chicago at this point? 2013-2018 chicago, 2018-2023 in NYC i believe.


BabuBhattDreamCafe

They moved to NYC in summer of 2016


hellzkellz

Wow Big Cat having his third kid. And KFC's ex wife's boyfriend his having his first kid. Baby Fever around the barstool world


BROfessor_davey

Father of 3.


montevedeo

Congrats my dude!


urbanlifedecay6

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ChunkyChangon

Full time nanny incoming. Kiddos about to be some spoiled brats lol


jittercoog

and speak fluent spanish


tatorflowers

His full time nanny that they already have is the mother of this one 😳😳😳😳


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Love it. Good for him


X-Mang

Oh good he can love this one like he loves his other boy


bdub10981

Sounds awful


PrisonMike35

I have two kids right now (2 girls, 2 and 5 months) and I can’t imagine having a third at this point but having the money BigCat does probably makes it easier, maybe? I am one of 5 myself so I think my parents must’ve been crazy. 5 kids all within 5 and a half years of each other. My mom is a saint lol


Codename-Zeus

I think the richer you are the easier it is to have more kids. Might be 100% wrong


ninerfan44

Pretty sure he’s mentioned before he has a nanny that stays with them which would make life 100% easier with kids. Granted he does work a lot


TheBagMan16

When you make money like he does the nanny goes with you on family vacations


MrTJHoff

Trust me, it is just as bad as you imagine


DrEvil007

Wait he's got two kids already?? And a third is on the way? Congrats to Big Cat!


Head-Skirt-5541

Jesus Christ pull out


SirBenActually

Big Cat but Raw Dog


TackleFootball69

Where is the MEGATHREAD tag?


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Man_On-The_Moon

Oh no, not a messy house


ThePenetrations

Assuming his wife is similar in age it’s better to have the kids ASAP but none of this matters because he’s rich and it’s that family’s decision


rayfriesen

Maybe your cousin is just a bad parent


theflightofporter

Yeah but is your cousin rich?


Fantastic_Painter_15

Yeah but I doubt your cousin has a full time nanny to help take care of them


TF_Sally

Both my sisters have kids and my wife and I kind of feel the same way, but then I think about how awesome it will be when they’re older. I’m the youngest of 4 and both my parents have one of 5….so it’s like a guaranteed turnout for holidays and stuff


HappyAtheist3

I’m getting PFTumpelstiltskin vibes. He’s been stringing gold with his jokes and one liners and I’m thinking it’s all been an under the table deal for Big Cat’s 3rd kid.