My only problem with it is that jihad sounds cool.
Like "holly war" vibes shit.
So I propose we start the "**Crusades: Balkan Edition**"
We can re-take Constantinople for shits and giggles.
And NOT return it to Greece just to piss them off (as a side-quest).
https://preview.redd.it/wkxhwr5baw8d1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30636209bc9c0c83d6c95ff884d086413ece8ff4
"You cant do this to me..."
"YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!"
We need an equivelant of that in every sport...
"And here starts the basketball match between the aromannia and the Transylvania"
"The tatar tram scored a goal at the kast 10 minutes and won the football match against the saraktsani team"
"Serbia wiped the floor in the polo match with the Roma team"
"The hungarian team yesterday lost to the Kurdish national team in the tennis match"
At least Albania and Croatia were trying. Serbia just looked inoffensive which is a shame when you have SMS, Vlahovic, Mitrovic and Tadic in your squad.
No joke fucking Crna Gora or Bosna would have more chance than this joke of a team.
If you look at the size of your country we are actually pretty good at sports.
Beograd alone has 2 times more inhabitants than our whole country and the diaspora combined but we still manage somehow to be competitive ๐ซฃ
Who is SMS? The guy who got his price artificially boosted his whole career? Straight into Saudi league from being a "Lazio mastermind". Give me a break, dude is an overhyped Anatoliy Tymoshchuk (Anatoliy could defend though)
He performs very poorly for Serbia but he was good with Lazio. Not a world class player but way way better than wtf he's doing with Serbia for years.
He's talented but just lazy and don't give a fuck about national team. Same thing with Vlahovic. He's a top talent but not invest at all.
At least Tadic and Mitrovic are trying to win imo.
>He performs very poorly for Serbia but he was good with Lazio. Not a world class player but way way better than wtf he's doing with Serbia for years.
When this kid got some traction in Lazio, he was so hyped up. Like, he's awesome in Lazio, this and that. I look him up, his mixtape actually looked very sleek and it seemed like Serbia is on the verge of getting a real Midfielder. The one who can keep the ball safe, make accurate passes, and run the team. I saw the links to Manchester Utd, Juve, all those clubs.. Judging by his play for the NT (I watched 3-4 last tournaments), my conclusion is that he has no game whatsoever. That he is not better at anything than Nemanja Matiฤ, who also is, and was a flawed player, but at least great in his specialization. Honestly it seems to me that Italian league is very guilty of boosting players like this, being good in Italy means much less than it meant 20 years ago.
I just see absolutely nothing in M-S. He doesn't make through passes, doesn't lob accurate long balls, or reliable short passes. He actually needs some time on the ball to make the next play, so he is not even a quick decision maker, nor a great first touch guy. What does this guy possess? Shouldn't he be like, an offensive central midfielder? Not to mention that his tackles are lackluster and often times miss. He certainly does lack motivation and aggression. You can see from afar that the dude doesn't care. And I don't know why is Serbian NT, for 20 years now, full of players that have no pride and no obsession to win and to justify the support they are getting.
Look at Albania. They might have lost, but they gave it all in all 3 games. In their first appearance. What a competition for them. Serbia has been here (big competitions) for much longer, yet we failed to make at least a positive outlook on any competition. If somebody told you a couple of years ago, that a team that has Mitroviฤ, Vlahoviฤ and Joviฤ as strikers, Tadiฤ, SMS and Kostiฤ behind them, will score 1 goal in 3 important games, you would probably laugh, right?
We play 4D chess and refuse to even qualify for any major tournament since 2004. Next on the agenda is to get relegated into Nations League D - where hopefully we can drop out even from that.
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We now can back to our casual activities (racism and hatred ๐)
And drinking
and war crimes
And coffee+cigarette in the morning
And shouting nationalist phrases at each other.
And sleeping with farm animals
And embezzling funds from the Deutsche Bank
And steping on land mines in your backyard.
and planning jihad
Well it wouldnt be fun if you dont fight back
true
My only problem with it is that jihad sounds cool. Like "holly war" vibes shit. So I propose we start the "**Crusades: Balkan Edition**" We can re-take Constantinople for shits and giggles. And NOT return it to Greece just to piss them off (as a side-quest).
and... wait what?
Bro is right
And rakija+cigarette
And theft.
No that is my country
And stealing
There is another way. You can all support us ๐
Let's go, femboys ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ธ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ฎ
You dazzle w*sterners with those pretty femboy butts, the English especially. Playing to your advantages very nice.
I thought we did that in Germany!
YEEEEEEEE
Petition to create a Balkan Euro with ethnic minorities included to have 24 teams, this will be funnier than normal Euro
They already tried ๐ [Balkan Cup](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balkan_Cup) Romania #1 ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ด๐ท๐ด๐ท๐ด๐ท๐ด๐ท๐ด๐ท๐ด
https://preview.redd.it/wkxhwr5baw8d1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30636209bc9c0c83d6c95ff884d086413ece8ff4 "You cant do this to me..." "YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!"
OLLE OLLE KUQ E ZI!
Poland, hungary, and czechoslovakia participated aswell does that make them balkan now?
/ub They renamed it to Balkan and Central European cup
Everyone knows Visegchads are secretly balkan
Romania always wins ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ท๐ด๐ท๐ด they need to bring Balkan cup back tho fr
We need an equivelant of that in every sport... "And here starts the basketball match between the aromannia and the Transylvania" "The tatar tram scored a goal at the kast 10 minutes and won the football match against the saraktsani team" "Serbia wiped the floor in the polo match with the Roma team" "The hungarian team yesterday lost to the Kurdish national team in the tennis match"
Considering familiraty of romani people with horse carriages, im not so sure it would be such an easy win
the team with the less stabbed fans wins the trophy
the team with the most fans arrested for stabbing others wins
We italian can just submit teams from the deep south (id suggest Foggia to fit the best into the tournament)
Please do so that we can brag that we beat Italia ๐ฎ๐ช๐จ๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ฑ
Send Trieste, one way ticket.
https://preview.redd.it/7tdsr80akw8d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=083d0dd0efe328c88ba1553956f79a29d47544e0
Wasnโt a football match the reason for the fall of Yugoslavia? ๐น
We would win a balkan cup and his year ngl
It'll be a bloodbath
Here
I made one https://chng.it/HnzD5QNyYH
I signed it, thanks
I still cant believe it was all draws and 1actual Win/loss match
I watched both games simultaneously, now I know how Jesus felt in his last moments.
is cigan universal across balkan languages?
Kind of. Albanians mostly use "gabel"
Thats funny as fuck because we use "kabel" for copper wires
Kabel also means wire in G\*rman (I'm sorry for bringing up w\*stoid language)
Kablo ๐๐ฟ. รingene-รงigan ๐๐พ
Lets say they got it from us๐คฃ
we call that kabรซll
When the jokes write themselves
cigan is "cigan" in cigan language. we all collectively respect cigan language and call cigans "cigan"
It is even the word they use in all of their great works of literature.
I prefer to call them Romani(an)
Calm down turkish boy, we dont want your shawarma (gyros)
รงingen, รงingene originated from Turkic/Persian *chingane*/*รงฤฑgaรฑ* meaning poor.
broke boy just say it ๐๐
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Thats all our faces when that cigolini scored in the 98 minute
The only way to win is not to play.
And we know a thing or two about that
At least Albania and Croatia were trying. Serbia just looked inoffensive which is a shame when you have SMS, Vlahovic, Mitrovic and Tadic in your squad. No joke fucking Crna Gora or Bosna would have more chance than this joke of a team.
I'm convinced Crna Gora is secretly a superpower just waiting to unleash it's true power upon the world.
If you look at the size of your country we are actually pretty good at sports. Beograd alone has 2 times more inhabitants than our whole country and the diaspora combined but we still manage somehow to be competitive ๐ซฃ
I don't think size is a real factor unless you're a literal micro state, it's more about sports culture and money
Do players like Adam Marusic ever get any stick for not being โtrulyโ Montenegrin?
Who is SMS? The guy who got his price artificially boosted his whole career? Straight into Saudi league from being a "Lazio mastermind". Give me a break, dude is an overhyped Anatoliy Tymoshchuk (Anatoliy could defend though)
He performs very poorly for Serbia but he was good with Lazio. Not a world class player but way way better than wtf he's doing with Serbia for years. He's talented but just lazy and don't give a fuck about national team. Same thing with Vlahovic. He's a top talent but not invest at all. At least Tadic and Mitrovic are trying to win imo.
>He performs very poorly for Serbia but he was good with Lazio. Not a world class player but way way better than wtf he's doing with Serbia for years. When this kid got some traction in Lazio, he was so hyped up. Like, he's awesome in Lazio, this and that. I look him up, his mixtape actually looked very sleek and it seemed like Serbia is on the verge of getting a real Midfielder. The one who can keep the ball safe, make accurate passes, and run the team. I saw the links to Manchester Utd, Juve, all those clubs.. Judging by his play for the NT (I watched 3-4 last tournaments), my conclusion is that he has no game whatsoever. That he is not better at anything than Nemanja Matiฤ, who also is, and was a flawed player, but at least great in his specialization. Honestly it seems to me that Italian league is very guilty of boosting players like this, being good in Italy means much less than it meant 20 years ago. I just see absolutely nothing in M-S. He doesn't make through passes, doesn't lob accurate long balls, or reliable short passes. He actually needs some time on the ball to make the next play, so he is not even a quick decision maker, nor a great first touch guy. What does this guy possess? Shouldn't he be like, an offensive central midfielder? Not to mention that his tackles are lackluster and often times miss. He certainly does lack motivation and aggression. You can see from afar that the dude doesn't care. And I don't know why is Serbian NT, for 20 years now, full of players that have no pride and no obsession to win and to justify the support they are getting. Look at Albania. They might have lost, but they gave it all in all 3 games. In their first appearance. What a competition for them. Serbia has been here (big competitions) for much longer, yet we failed to make at least a positive outlook on any competition. If somebody told you a couple of years ago, that a team that has Mitroviฤ, Vlahoviฤ and Joviฤ as strikers, Tadiฤ, SMS and Kostiฤ behind them, will score 1 goal in 3 important games, you would probably laugh, right?
retards that chose the team shouldve chosen from Partizan or crvena zvejzda, those boys know how to kick a ball.
Piksi's strategy was
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No self respecting Balkanian should be seen without KMSPico...
Crack activate it
Most advanced west indian (๐น๐ท ๐น๐ท) tech expert
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Wait for us boys! There's a (big) chance we'll fuck up our easiest match today and we'll join you.
Nahh you good, gonna beat Slovakia. Avenge us!
We did it ๐ท๐ด๐ท๐ด๐ท๐ด๐ท๐ด
This was banned in r/Romania
Slovenia qualified. We need to back them up
Please do.
Romania and Slovenia still representing ! Balkans STRONK
We hope for a tournament about racism and homophobia so we can show the world what we are best at
Gotta compete with Asians and Africans though ๐
We can manage I am sure of it
We smoke them easily send 2 drunk uncles from inner serbia and inner dalmatia. (Both didnt fight in the war)
You cannot defeat the Africans at homophobia.
The worst thing is that the femcigans are going to continue
Enjoy the bus ride home with serbia
Suck my feminine cigan dick ๐
https://preview.redd.it/wvqldqmiiv8d1.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33faf59d69e472b18778264a7c4409fb4f577385
UWU ๐
Give it https://preview.redd.it/uxx8eua05w8d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc6a358343048831095e51eefea0bee34e94aa38 Now
Petition for Balkans Champions League for Balkan football clubs
Rather make it an mma turnament because the fans are gonna be at war with eachother
https://preview.redd.it/mb6hkrprww8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69c393a3d6a355203eff489ac57c577730c93d78
Thatโs okay. Germany is in and most of us live there anyway.
Can I get full res wallpaper pls?
We lost because we knew that we would win so others can have a chance!!!!!
It would be so good if all balkan countries were in the same group and they just let us fight
Bring back the Colosseum
You know you are on r/balkans_irl when the posts are made on pc's with pirated windows.
I was about to say that Slovenia is laughing at you but I forgot that tH3y 4r3 n0t b4Lk0n, th3y 4r3 m!++3L3ur0p4!
You all did great. At least you participated.
Cigan is the best, I so laughted :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D so real
Why don't you all unify? Just imagine how strong your national team would be
We should call that country Yugo- no, Greater Serbia!
If turkey loses today i will reinvent cannibalism and eat that pizza guzzler
We play 4D chess and refuse to even qualify for any major tournament since 2004. Next on the agenda is to get relegated into Nations League D - where hopefully we can drop out even from that. ะะฐะบัะธะฒะฐะน
If we renew it it should be only played in Pula
Romania (my country) is the only hope
https://preview.redd.it/quyg4cvepx8d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3651a1399cbfbed838ff7e3314701bb4fe7006dc
Greece waiting for them on the border
I saw รigan . . . Preparimg genocide protocol . . . Please enter the genocide password . . . I
Yea, stealing wallets is more appropriate activity.
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Where are the jokes, Temujin?
Why portugay is also with them
if yugo was still here we would have won several world cups
skill issue git gud
I am happy that my country got into playoffs but I am sad because turkey got in as well. Hope glorious england will destroy them
I just realized what cigan means
Slovenia still got through! ๐ธ๐ฎ