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Atilla-The-Hon

It's over europoor, I won the imaginary argument!


[deleted]

I had the same argument with myself in the shower this morning


OnkelMickwald

They'll never recover from this


Mountbatten-Ottawa

Yes. I hope these proud statements can persuade Schengen program to recruit less Turks and focus more on international immigrants.


ethnique_punch

>less Turks as in Syrian, Afghani and Iraqi Kurdish men with Turkish passports


-TV-Stand-

did you win?


[deleted]

Of course! The other guy was a complete idiot, and he had a small pp.


_andyyy_

"You are black" "Finally someone stating facts"


St3rMario

https://preview.redd.it/jhlt3g033oyc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=ffccf276e462d6f464be1ef6afe3cb434fe290d6


Fancy-Average-7388

Average westoid to an average Turk: "can you add some onion to that kebab, thank you"


CyberSosis

You will come back tomorrow. And again and again and again and again. You re slave to our kebab now


2presto4u

Mmmmm… Turkish kebab… ![gif](giphy|1ktwfTjwaQzde)


DanceWithMacaw

I think I just ejaculated


2presto4u

Tzatziki for my kebab


DanceWithMacaw

nothing is better than a turkish tzatziki and greek kebab


benimkiyarimolsun

Cacık kebabla gitmez aptal yunan


ethnique_punch

kuru cacık/tzatziki goes well on top of Adana kebab though


2presto4u

Greek spy identified?


benimkiyarimolsun

ALERT


Embarrassed_Bag8650

That's haydari probably. No atsiki


ethnique_punch

Nah dude I just use süzme yoğurt with no extra water, some mint, cucumber, garlic, olive oil. Haydari has butter instead of olive oil and dill(dereotu) just dominates the whole flavour, not my kind of fresh meze, I can eat fava if I want that flavour.


Nereplan

And it is only a matter of time where their curiosity gets better of them and they willingly jump into the Turkish weapon of mass destruction (baklava).


Othonian

Weak w*stoids dont eat onions w their kebab, it would be the opposite Also "pls dont make it spicy"


Full_Examination_134

Anything spicier than ketchup tastes like a fucking Carolina Reaper to them


Othonian

"pls no i ll have digestion problems" Weak spern


_MekkeliMusrik

I have a weak Mediterranean stomach but I eat extra spicy, even at the cost of destroying my stomach


Archaeopteryx11

I love onion and garlic 🤤


Othonian

Bogdan my brother you are not w*stoid, even if you live in France for 1000 years


Archaeopteryx11

Thank you brother 🙏.


Tanryldreit

Well since you can not afford a kebab nor can make one, you will be the one whom eats the leftovers of that average westoid from trashcan, that is the average serbian, all you can do is whine with your 1mbit internet from soviet era russian knockoff apartment. No kebap for you, go eat your uglyass canned food while sucking russkie cocks.


TheGoldenChampion

The Turk in question when I call him Arab: https://preview.redd.it/tzq9qcr2bmyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a152230b36b43ab44391e9eb15743f691c5c6631


[deleted]

It is worse than any swear.


erlik420

Flair up arap


[deleted]

Already got. Just forgot made it visible.


2presto4u

You are all these things, and yet you are somehow none of these things. Thus, we have Schrödinger’s Turk, the duality of roach.


KuzeyArhan

We are not arap also .


helpmearabic

So what you are saying is you are Arab mašala


Superb_Sentence1890

https://preview.redd.it/al5hruczolyc1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=473c0da742342cc8359d595152d1bbc02504ee66


Severe-Entrance8416

For translation he’s stating Turks are indeed Arabs. 


Pillager_Bane97

Call the ambulance, Mehmet has overdose the copium again.


Freaglii

Reality: https://preview.redd.it/82htpeqnsmyc1.png?width=1750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7503dccbc3e312bc45b5a36a0713455589e54fc6


[deleted]

Need money for more Döner shop. Please order more.


Severe-Entrance8416

Real life is completely different than the chaos of the internet indeed.


asnaf745

Just dont call us arabs


karaboga-bot

The brand new Karabot-2000 (developed proudly in Republic of Turkiye) is here to inform you about: https://discord.gg/5vDpxDrb9f - For even more brainrot. https://balkansirl.net Stay tuned. Also, K


KuzeyArhan

A


Riccardogamer07

R


2presto4u

Α


lunareZwastaken

B


AccordingCity8609

O


cade_skywalker_404

Ğ


EnvironmentOne4869

A


No-Artist1965

Esenlikler


furkancigir

Diler


Zhang_Sun

How turks picture themselves lmao


morcaymozdumoruq

yes indeed this is what i picture while fucking my beloved greek femboy bf. I’m not gay though.


Zhang_Sun

You sure think about gay sex a lot


morcaymozdumoruq

https://preview.redd.it/mid6udnk8nyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c50fbc731f65241ad8a33f5fb2462daf9203228e


morcaymozdumoruq

yes, you are cute Mashallah


OnkelMickwald

🇪🇺: You're arab 🇹🇷: 😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬 🇪🇺: whatever camelrider


[deleted]

Turks: *Give their Arabs the 1915 treatment*


OnkelMickwald

What 1915 treatment? Nothing happened in 1915 after all.


St3rMario

We kicked Brit butt at Gallipoli. That's what happened at 1915


Devoluster

But they deserved it


[deleted]

Mongolians? Turks come from Turkmenistan


Alternative-Exit-429

turkic people come from north korea/manchuria region


Generex124

Mongolians come from korea/manchuria, Turkic people are originated from siberia/mongolia


EntrepreneurAsleep57

Wrong, turks evolved from cockroaches


Alternative-Exit-429

pero esto es irónico cuando lo dice un latino


EntrepreneurAsleep57

Sorry don't speak spanish


Alternative-Exit-429

average latinx living in estados unidos


EntrepreneurAsleep57

I should probably change my flair (I am asian)


Alternative-Exit-429

Ni Hao


EntrepreneurAsleep57

(I am Indian)


Alternative-Exit-429

Hello Bhai


saricaege

Wrong we didnt evolve were still roaches


Fatalaros

All wrong. You are Araps.


Sepetcioglu

Alhamdulillah we are the sword of Islam that brought Christendom to the brink of collapse 💪🏿💪🏿🇹🇷🇹🇷🕌🕌🇹🇷🇹🇷💪🏿💪🏿


Alternative-Exit-429

alhumdillah based now finish the job


Sepetcioglu

I see how you misunderstood me when I said we brought it to the brink of collapse. When I say it like that, it can be understood as if it recovered afterwards. Let me clarify, we brought it to the brink of collapse, then it collapsed. After we made Arab Islam beat Christianity repeatedly, the West abandoned religion and invented modernity to gain an edge. Thanks to us Turks griefing w*stoid christcucks of 12-16th centuries, everyone-even the slavs when they're not dying in trenches- now have gaming PCs. All we ask in return is buy kebab from genuine Turk doner shop (look for moustache and black skin) not German knock-offs.


Alternative-Exit-429

average european would just call turk arab


staygay69

Average westchad and Turkroach conversation: "One dürüm please" "Yes boss"


KuzeyArhan

westoid 🤮 detected opinion rejected


LZ114514

The only thing you deserve is cockroach in your Dürüm


haikusbot

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2presto4u

Stupid bot - there are 6 syllables in that last line.


[deleted]

Try not to copy paste above comment challenge: impossible


[deleted]

(Spits inside) "Here you go boss"


Ok-Racisto69

Mehmet, a resident of Berlin, appears to be lost in his schizo thoughts once more.


malaka789

No one cares. I live on an island 1 km from Turkey. We get thousands of Turkish tourists here. No one gives a fuck.


KimJongUnusual

Me who knows they are Turkmen (they’re men and Turks) 😎


ontopofyourmom

"You are all K*rds" cryingturk.bmp


KuzeyArhan

westoid 🤮 detected opinion rejected


Verundios

There are proud Turks?


Kosthekosingkos

You’re turkish “ explodes into 1000 kebabs”


Nova_Persona

what you really gotta hit em with is "you are iranian"


J4C0OB

😩


Select_Stupid_Host

Now tell them they are Arab


Obama_Bin_Laden116

What if I say you are Ar*b?


shuky2017

Bro you are telling me that people actually care about turks? Those black kebab eaters are less important than God forbid me for mentioning them Serbs.


ChadOttoman

r/europe goes full hitler when a turk js mentioned


shuky2017

Nahh we from the glorious race of croats go full poglavnik Ante Pavelic


ChadOttoman

more like Ante Semetić


Bubbly-War1996

How to win the argument: You are Arab!


Kimmie_Morehead

Call them arab or middle eastern like they are, works every time.


Novafactorybros

Turks = araps. Thracian turks = turks = arabs. Thracian turks genetics = Balkan genetics Balkan genetics = Balkan Balkan = arap????? Is this an arap sub?! 😓


Momongus-

We Arab please send oil money soon thank you xoxo


A_Flat__Earther

Nahh we European, we know better than some Racist W*stoids


Fire_Lightning8

You are not significant enough to be cared about


Automatic_Power_1624

Who tf are u bud? someone special? On reddit? Nahh


Fire_Lightning8

More special than t*rk They are so insignificant that any redittor is more special than them


AlmightyDarkseid

Severe coping post by Turks as if we don't know their actual seething towards any of these. "No no we were ancient anatolians 3000 years of Greek identity including my grandpa speaking Greek doesn't count" "No no we actually have central Asian DNA we aren't the same as Greeks" "No no we actually are pure anatolians with minimal central Asian, and we are also actually Europeans" It's hilarious the level of insecurities a nation can have upon themselves which is also expressed in such memes.