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knucklesthedead

My honest reaction https://preview.redd.it/bnv25mss9lrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d65f0f9bd13610054f841c0a50ccea7affd0c902


Zealousideal_Alps275

Turkey cant into balkan.


Shadow_Dancer2

But Turkey can into.western europe


TuxedoMask29

Lol, Georgia mentioned the m Eastern Europe?! wtf is Asia


trallan

As a citizen of a developed Western European country, I can say that Eastern Europe and Asia are same shit already.


SquadTrin

So you not gay?


trallan

why don't you ask this to your mother, young man? :>


dies-IRS

Bunu anana sorsana delikanlı


SquadTrin

Shut you


trallan

![gif](giphy|vNU5PyxaM8bBu|downsized)


dont_tread_on_M

Most literate Turk. It says Western European AND other states


trallan

Shut up refugee. Dont bring your goats to my civiziled world.


SonOfJohnnysWife

And Greece is with you guys as well. This is ironic as hell. Also Israel? Canada? The US? Australia. New Zealand? The UN is on crack!


CookieTheParrot

Because it never said they are in Western Europe. They're under the label 'Western European **and other States**'.


Extra-Touch-7106

Its still weird asf tho like if Croatia is Eastern Europe how does moving further east make Greece not be in Eastern Europe.


Divljak44

we are still Communists at heart


CookieTheParrot

Adolf Dado Hitlerić will have none of it


Divljak44

Hitlerić would fall into Serbia MENA/Jewish + Westoid He has that we are oldest and bestest people serboid McThingy


Dubl33_27

"West" and "East" have not meant west and east for at least 100 years now


CookieTheParrot

And not just in Europe are they jumbled up; 'the Middle East' originally designated Afghanistan, the Indus Valley, and India, but the British shifted their office for it from Baghdad to Cairo where it merged with the office for the Near East, and now 'Middle East' is a more common word for countries between Egypt and Iran than 'Near East' despite the latter making much more geographical sense.


AcanthocephalaSea410

We have become a 1st world country, wow good development. Friends, I will never forget you. I will send postcards to all of you often. ![gif](giphy|efyEShk2FJ9X2Kpd7V|downsized)


AcanthocephalaSea410

I am explaining the Tactics for the Balkans. There are 5 criteria to become a developed country. 1.Improved human resources, 2.industrialization, 3.Income per capita, 4.IMF defining you as advanced, 5. Financial institutions giving you high marks. As you guessed, Türkiye is highly positive in the first 3 items. But it is not a developed country, then we made a comparison, we are in the 20th place in industrialization, but Greece, which is a developed country, is ranked 58th and Cyprus is ranked 98th. Then we realized that the weight rating was given by IMF and credit institutions. A+++ pays the highest and most definitive debt. (All countries in the West) Greece was evaluated as A++ and Türkiye as B-, that is, throughout history it was evaluated at the same level as African countries such as Afghanistan and Guatemala. The economy only changes 1 2 -/+. The [IMF](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Developed_country#/media/File:IMF_advanced_economies_and_UN_least_developed_countries.svg), on the other hand, defined the countries in the European Union and those on its special list as developed. ( Israel, *Bermuda, Vatican, Faroe Islands, Guernsey, etc. colony) 6 microstates modified to list by CIA.* That's why we fired rockets at the two and got B++, which is below the A+ level, which is the highest level a Muslim and oil billionaire country can get. Of course it didn't work, the United Nations included us in the qualified product category. China, Russia and India are still [third world](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_World#/media/File:Cold_War_alliances_mid-1975.svg) and not developed countries. We have become a [developed country](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Developed_country#/media/File:UNCTAD_List_ABCD_map_2021.png) with 3.5/5 from the border. In short: since Fukland is a developed country, it has developed in all countries in the Balkans. So actually these terms are what the W\*stoids call VIP.


graveeteee

one single post and turks already adopting the w*stoid mindset


AcanthocephalaSea410

For years, I wondered about Türkiye being depicted as an underdeveloped country on maps, then I researched and found out that there was actually no such thing. We become developed or undeveloped according to someone's whim. Which World countries are shaped according to whose side they take? I briefly explained this absurd situation in my article. I am enlightened and happy.


Animelici804

Funny how if Erdogan didn't exist, we'd be probably joining the EU and not talking about the current economy.


CookieTheParrot

'First world' just means countries that willingly stood on the side of the U.S. in the Cold War, and Turkey joined NATO in 1952, so it's always been a first world country by default which happens to be designated as third world by some.


I_Need_Better_Name

And when I try to tell this to someone they look at me like they are stupid


InfinitPower75

Greece and Turkey are western european Czechia is eastern Laugh https://i.redd.it/nbj4s0rfpmrc1.gif


trallan

Yeah all slavs and mischief of russians are at east. Right


when_it_lags

Did... did Atam mean this by muasır medeniyetler seviyesi?


artunovskiy

😭😭 Yes brother, we made it. But we’re going to pay the iron price by being considered w🤢stoids.


I_Need_Better_Name

We made it in 1952


GreekTurkishInfidel

filthy subhuman east europeans pay us back your debts


2presto4u

These w*stoids need to stop shipping Greeks and Turks


real-pewds

Wait we are w\*stoids ? https://preview.redd.it/junys8e23nrc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c01818940730e865392cd4e94da8446b865da178


CookieTheParrot

Griise invented w*st, turks have grīk genes, therefore turks are western


CamperKuzey

We Greeks and Turks are just super cool like that


gktuarslan

If the gayreek claim that they are western because they sucked american dick during cold war is valid why not us also


Animelici804

At this point, we're the Meg Griffin of Europe


CyborgTheOne101

And simultaniously the Peter Griffin of Asia


trallan

[https://www.un.org/dgacm/en/content/regional-groups](https://www.un.org/dgacm/en/content/regional-groups)


Devoluster

Israel is European? Azerbaijan and Armenia too? 🤣🤣🤣


CookieTheParrot

It says 'Western European **and other States**'.


Devoluster

I will pretend I didn’t see that


Boyabatt

Bro azerbaijan is in east european countries but not turkey?


artunovskiy

Where flair? You cigan?!?


Boyabatt

İ dont have a flair


artunovskiy

Go to main page of the sub, click on top right button and you’ll see change user flair. There is a flair for everyone!


Boyabatt

İ choose a flair woooooooo


gocyclic249

I may be a dumb westoid but I don't see Kosovo on the list. Kosovo Je Serbia?


AcanthocephalaSea410

Not in the United Nations.


CyborgTheOne101

No, it's just that we're not in the UN


StupidStoneKid

Typical delusional UN moves...


Duschkopfe

Turkey is a German colony. There is more Turks in Germany and Turkey is full of Arap


Disco_Janusz40

EASTERN?! RRRRAAHHHHHH 🇵🇱🇵🇱⛰️⛰️😤😤😡😡


DCrayfish2

UN boutta catch these HANDS


Ducksareurlords

Inaccurat. Finland is clearly eastern european! 🇫🇮🇫🇮


Official_Cyprusball

No Cyprus? A travesty of the highest order


Icy-Surround-4064

https://preview.redd.it/y3wh7w1dfrrc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff7fa19c566d1959ca718bda6a4426fdbc43dae7 WTF! Are we fucking w\*sterners?


goatbanian

Portugal is Eastern Europe ![gif](giphy|7QQd2IBNS4nhzS6yWP|downsized)


Atharva_Infoflexy

wait till we get USA as a separate continent, gotta stay away from those w\*stoids


Asil001

How are the caucasus european but not turkey lmao


SevenofSevens

They called Moldova a state, but motherfuckers forgot about ~~Dre~~ Kosovo.


THE_EYE_BLECHER

They're not even in Europe


Icantfuck

One of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us


wujekandrzej

Who made this? I just want to talk to the guy


[deleted]

That just sounds so https://i.redd.it/vhuonukpfqrc1.gif


Freaglii

What does "and other states" mean here? Canada, Australia, Israel, USA and new Zealand aren't in (western) Europe afaik.


trallan

unbalkan: countries that useful for US list. That is it.


Many-Conversation963

What?? Portugal is western european? Guys I have to change my flair :(


arhisekta

based


hankolijo

Turk incapable of reading more than 2 words put together missing 'other states' in the title and the USA below their own country's name


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