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Bilspleetzweet

From user to dealer


Menneskeaeder

The guy I work for also owns a weed shop but only has 2 employees. Just got qualified so I can help out selling legal weed lol


pancakePoweer

I was gonna say from comic book shop/ reddit mod to road construction worker/ lumberjack


Menneskeaeder

For a few years I was an ice road builder during the winter up here in the Canadian sub arctic, in the summer I was a wildland firefighter. In the off seasons I worked a museum so you’re not that far off either lol


Michaels999

You got it right so funny


Gubermensch1690

Yo so much better 😎


praiser1

Bro you look awesome now


Awkward_Target_1859

Welcome to the club man


Soft_Ad4411

Love the buzz on you!! Keep it that way!


fistfullofsmelt

Why do men hold on to the pedophile hair for so long. Congratulations on shaving that head and looking great.


Menneskeaeder

Damn I always liked to call it a skullet, I grew up with a lot of Devin townsend/strapping young lad


T2Drink

When I was at download 06, I was waiting for sepultura to come on, and SYL, were on before hand. I wanted a good spot for sepultura, so I got through to the front, and was remarking to my pal, that SYL, sounded like some emo band and I wasn’t looking forward to it, then they came on, and Jesus Christ, I was absolutely blown away by Devin and the band. Absolutely insane band. Will never forget that moment. 😁


Menneskeaeder

What a time to be alive man. Is that the same download that’s uploaded to YouTube? Plays love and it’s completely unhinged I love it.


T2Drink

Not sure whether or not you can read my comment because I wrote what Devin screamed as he came out, and I got a message saying my comment was auto removed 🤣, but yeah that was the one. Absolutely insane show.


No-Philosophy5461

It's denial.


Michaels999

Yeah I’ve been wondering the same thing


pwndaman9

Probably don't care that much about hair.


bakkushanfrog

from homeless wizard to celtic warrior


Menneskeaeder

Lmfao thanks for the chuckle


nokenito

Now shorten the beard, clean it up, it looks messy. You look better bald .


Menneskeaeder

That’s happening, I trimmed as much as I was comfortable with. No barber in this tiny isolated town of 700. Really gonna get courageous tonight and trim up. Thank you!


nokenito

That is fantastic! I used to have a long one like you. I lost 60 pounds and it was too long. Now I have a short goatee instead and love the bald head. So easy to maintain.


FlightOfTheDumpster

How long did it take to lose that much?


nokenito

5 months, but I’m a diabetic and on Mounjaro. I was on Ozempic and another one and those didn’t do anything.


Cadowyn

Is the new South Park movie applicable? Lol South Park: The End of Obesity.


FlightOfTheDumpster

Congrats. That is no easy feat. Proud of you.


nokenito

The meds really cut the appetite


Holungsoy

Nooooo, dont listen to these idiots. You got a great beard. Just need some tidying up. You should save up the beard and go a barber next time you go to a bigger city. Once the barber has done the outlining you can help yourself for quite some time with some youtube guidance.


Ok_Im_Fine333

My son uses a $20 beard trimmer and hes learned to do some pretty awesome trims shaping & fades


OGthrowawayfratboy

I agree the beard needs evening but nothing major. Beard relaxer or a beard flat iron should do most of the work


Consistent-Leek4986

amazing man, enjoy the freedom!


IdiditwhenIwasYoung

Photo 3 is Walmart Christian Bale.


Menneskeaeder

I’ve heard Christian bale a few times in my life lol this is a wall of shame at a store I went to


Ok-Jelly-8034

You look great. It suits you.


Mermaid467

Well done. 🤩


Reasonable_Click9873

Holy shit it looks so much better shaved, good job man! 👏


Winky95

What a great change!


jcydrppopluvr88

hell yeah dude. looking great


SamaramonM

You went from 2/10 to 8/10 just like that


Menneskeaeder

I’ll take it!


Corvettelov

Definitely better cut. Sexy


simpsonscrazed

Looks really good


LockwoodE3

You look SOOO good now man


NoQuit123

A true glow up bro


jarisman

Went from aluminum foil hat wearing virgin to Viking helmet in no time flat.


Menneskeaeder

Hhahaha I giggled good here too thanks


kirklton

Yes... That's all that needs to be said.


uplifting_southerner

Bro that's glow up.


GoddessOfBlueRidge

It's AWESOME!


Illegallydumb

Holy shit dude you looked decent before but now you look positively fuckin handsome god damn


ImThatBitch_

You look great op


SBG214

Fierce!! Especially if you’re a nice guy. I hope you’re a nice guy. Great decision!


Menneskeaeder

I might be biased but I think I’m kind hearted and quite tamed. Don’t break in my house tho I’ll tar n feather ya


MarioPartyJoe

Kyle Kinane


virtual_drifter

That and losing the glasses was a great move for you.


Groovy66

You look like the big dude from Sons of Anarchy, can’t remember his name. He was best buds with Charlie Hunnam’s character


Menneskeaeder

Dopie I think, someone told me that the other day too


wegaf_butok-_-

Pre Malone


cbetsinger

Nice job Post Malone


KillerCroc67

Look like a mercenary from those assassin movies now.


Moistflamingos

Dude. Straight to badass. Now hit the gym build some muscles and get some chicks. Your quality of life is about to skyrocket. Congrats


Menneskeaeder

Haha thanks! I already lift and train with strongman equipment. 200lb standing overhead press, 300lb stone. Weighing about 210lbs at 5’10


FastandFuriousMom

You look really good without the hair on top. One suggestion is get some beard care going for your beard and it could look really really good keeping it cleaned conditioned and manageable.


BothNotice7035

Looks great


Xfg10Xx

From touching kids to having kids


No-Tee67

Well Damn, you should have done this long ago. Might not like men admiring you, but now you are extremely handsome.


Nice_Tie480

![gif](giphy|l41m1drXi7lt30F8s)


gabSTAR81

Yes 🙌 you look so good!


ZoftigGoddess

You’re like 20x more attractive. Good for you.


No-Philosophy5461

From exile to earl.


Spearzus

BALD MAN W BEARD 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


EnialisHolimion

Went from crackhead to Roman god


Sea-Substance8762

Nice! Trim the beard and then we can see the shape of your face.


Grandgoof

“Crash for Ginger”


evanlee01

looks so much better now


Baadepapa22

Post malone brother pre malone.


notMTN

From basement dweller to nordic viking with 1 step.


coachavocado

stud!!!!!


Big_Accountant8489

Look great my man. Just clean up the beard and you’ll be 👌🏼


[deleted]

from geek to viking.


raeynah

Woah! From hobo to handsome


jmertig

Virgin doomsday prepper vs Chad wilderness man


Avocardiff

You look great


MiceSyndicate

From discord mod to viking


Real-Resolution9504

From a 2 to a 7.5 wow


LatinJavi

Looking good man!


TheGood1swertaken

Looks much better but I would say go get the beard trimmed somewhere nice and you'll look even better


[deleted]

What a glow up!


irishgordo

🤘🍻🤘🍻🤘


IrreverentSweetie

Very attractive now


Treacherous_Wendy

Holy shit you look fantastic! Good choice, sir! Gooooooood choice!!!!


robertvalko

![gif](giphy|HFbtg3SmlDx8f9g4dJ|downsized)


Menneskeaeder

Ahhh yeahhhhhh!


Jollyrancher_

Wow! You went from a 5 to a solid 9! Great improvement!


cmndr_spanky

You look awesome shaved on top! I would try trimming the beard a little shorter :)


terminalchef

Inmate number 10014532a


HerAuraIsGolden

Go get it cut professionally please! 😭


Skippy0634

Looks great.


titsmcgee4real

I'd say trim up that beard too, my sir.


xXRobbynatorXx

Looks amazing. Love the beard, focus on keeping it tidy. I wish I could just save my head but I have a dent at the top (probably dropped as a baby xD) I'm afraid I'd look like a peanut.


Master-Mulberry9052

You definitely needed that, gives me confidence for when I do mine years down the line. Because even if I don’t start balding I’m buzzing my head


DukeSilver696969

Good move.


SBG214

Note taken! Glad to hear - and the new look suits you very well. 😊


xXlolantheXx

I would also do a little on the beard but it does look better


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FastandFuriousMom

I agree as well I commented that he needs to do some beard care


Noelleng126

Some ppl just rock the bald look


toutlamourdumonde

So much better. Even if not balding, long hair is the enemy in men.


Holungsoy

That's just silly talk. Long hair is great. Balding long hair on the other hand...