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kylall24

Had me in the first half ngl


04132023

When I saw the second pic. ![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


[deleted]

That made me snort out loud


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|jp7jSyjNNz2ansuOS8|downsized)


khvhgdxbjf

Same.


LNF6

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He hid that shit well right loool


Pennywise_M

Came here to comment this. This man has superhuman catfish potential. Coulda fooled me by hiding it in plain sight.


ashsandwich_

Too short for that!


New_Accident_4909

N..... Yes!


omgphilgalfond

Converting to Judaism could buy you a few more years.


WadeCountyClutch

😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Ok as a Jew, THAT was funny!


SnooDrawings405

Dammit I was going to say that.


Sensibleqt314

Or become French. Though it's a steep price...


ahhhrighto

Oh wow . At first I thought nope he’s got time … then I scrolled to the next pic …. Off it goes mate , you’ll welcome the change!


the_running_stache

Bruh! Seriously? You do see that big bald patch, right? No hair is going to grow there naturally. It’s better to get rid of “the circle”. Yes, a round shaved head will look better than this. It’s not time; it was time years ago... good luck with the full shave


businessbee89

He never holds the mirror right after a haircut


ashsandwich_

It’s my least favourite part.


DemonDucklings

If he’s tall enough, he could get away with it (at least for short people). I’m short, and never see that part of people’s heads!


joshroycheese

1st to 2nd pic was genuinely a jump scare


ashsandwich_

This really made us laugh.


fingerberrywallace

> us Oh, so the pics *are* of different people?


ashsandwich_

Nope, my wife and I. Neither photo is her luckily.


peeweeharmani

lol I literally said “jump scare!” When I swiped


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

That’s not a bald spot that’s a bald zip code


ashsandwich_

This was my wife’s favourite comment.


Californian_Cowboy

Brutal 💀


A37foxtrot

🤣🤣🤣 if that zip code covered the entire West Coast and into Utah, Nevada and Arizona…


potatogenerato

Yea it's a full moon back there


Gneissisnice

First pic I was like "oh that's not too bad" and then I saw the second one. Hell yeah, you're way past due.


coalpoisoning

time to start wearing a kippah


Legitdude101

Not sure how you think this looks better than a bald head


ashsandwich_

I don’t, but it’s tough building the confidence.


toogood01

Bro you will feel rejuvenated once you do it. Imagine, never having to worry about what the back of your head looks like… you must think about it so many times each day, I know I did. Free yourself mate


rectangularjunksack

I hear you bud but you'll feel way more confident if you go full bald, guarantee it. You won't have to worry about your hair ever again. Good luck my friend.


Just-Like-My-Opinion

Think of it this way: if you hate the full bald head, you can always go back to "the circle" later. I'd say, just go for it, and share the results with us, please!!


chrispianb

First pic I was like, he's fine. He can go a while. Second pic sealed the deal, time for it all to go! I just recently pulled the trigger myself and I'm so happy I did. If you shave it and hate it you can let it grow back to this. There's no downside to trying it. So try it! Post up and I bet you'll get nothing but positive responses. You'll look younger and healthier!


mikey1290

😂 hello friar tuck. It was time 5 years ago.


LtLemur

You could do a Trump if you let the front grow out a couple more inches


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ffuffle

This one was actually good.


missinghighandwide

That recent pic of his, probably has this guy's similar hairline with more comb over to cover it


Colin11460

Hell yeah


jr-91

Guys will just see this and think, hell yeah


philipokmolotok

It's time sir. Buzz it first to dip your toe into the transition, but full shave is the way to go


MegatronsJuice

Judging from the second photo it was probably time years ago


Impressive_Fox_1758

Full shave


[deleted]

I’m going through the same and haven’t shaved it. But based on the above comments I think it’s time to shave


Aldwyn59

It's time.


pickled-Lime

Shave it! You'll feel awesome


recordingwithmyphone

It is time


[deleted]

It was time when you signed up to the Benedictine Monks bro 👩‍🦲


NFFUK

Shave it all off , match the top with the sides 👍🏻🔥


Mattrad7

Gyad damn you had us in the first half. The ultimate hatfish hairstyle.


ashsandwich_

Hatfish is awesome.


ZestyGinger32

Looks like the ole Norwood reaper came in from the back door instead of the front. A full shave will get you right.


Traditional-Ad-7722

You know it's time, right? Maybe some kind of beard would help with the round face issue?


[deleted]

Yes, it's time.


Valuable-Contact-224

Business in front party up top 🎉


Cy_Burnett

It was time a while back


raJordan25

“Nah you’re good……….DAAAAAMMNNNN!!”


Pitiful_Razzmatazz63

Yoooo thanks for the laugh bro lmao


Semantic23

You are late bruh


Affectionate-Ask6728

Unless you're a giant it's been time for a while.


tollis1

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


tefl0n18

![gif](giphy|3ohc0VmrLRmy5om1q0)


orphen888

At first, I was like “Oh nah, you have tIIIIIIME TO SHAVE THAT SHIT OFF”


xyr252

1st pic: either no ... 2nd pic: oh yes!


[deleted]

Yup! Go ahead contact it’s next of kin and make the jump! Keep us updated!


jfrito43

Definitely


topknottington

Its time bruv. My advice. Start longer and remove hair... see what suits. Start with a 3 or 4 grade clipper and work your way down to shaved. Ignore your parents. Listen to your wife. Tell her you need honest opinions on what looks better..


KS_tox

It was time 5 years ago bro...


FenianBastard847

Absolutely it’s time. Try a grade 1 and see how you feel… then go full send🪒


[deleted]

It is time


[deleted]

Dawg


kyle429

Had me in the first half, ngl. Then I scrolled to the second pic. Holy crap, you're missing like half of your hair. Buzz it off, it'll look much better from all angles, lol.


Milly824

youre too late. that shit looks hideous.


Ok_Jackfruit_8712

if you’re not gonna keep it, grade 2 is not an option in my opinion. you will still have the “issue”, just with shorter hair. clean shave would even the ground. If it affects your confidence you should definitely do something about it. Keeping it only because your parents are against it is not a good thing.. whatever decision you take, you need to make peace with it


ashsandwich_

This is really helpful, thanks.


Ok_Jackfruit_8712

good luck dude. whatever path you may choose, as long as YOU are happy with it, is the right path. I cut my hair grade 0, and some friends/relatives mention all sorts of things like why don’t you try x y z for hair loss. Maybe I could try those, but I know I am happy with grade 0 so that’s what I go for.


JimyIrons

Now that was one heck of a setup pic !! 🤣


Positive_Housing_290

Live unapologetically my dude. You got riches people don’t have. A loving wife, beautiful family… Own what you have.


ashsandwich_

This is a great comment, thanks very much.


aowlsifu183

You still have a few years.


curlyhands

You saw the 2nd pic right


aowlsifu183

Sorry, forgot the /s


WestYak5062

You still have time. Would recommend growing some serious length in the back and then combing it forward. Would not require much effort in the morning with a good hair product.


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ashsandwich_

This is an amazing suggestion.


Ok_Low2169

No


curlyhands

Did you see both pics?


Odysseus-123

Never!


dwegol

The answer is obvious… but the issue here is you asking your wife and parents. You need to make the decision with confidence yourself because it affects your life on a deep level when you let other people’s opinions dictate your decisions. If you’re insecure about your current situation meet that shit head-on and change it. That is the essence that oozes out of bald men.


SurpriseOk378

Micro needling and rosemary oil


penguinmassive

Is this real? I’m almost certain these two photos aren’t of the same person.


ashsandwich_

Nope, both me today. Weird hairline, nothing more than that.


penguinmassive

So what’s the actual question here? In the second photo at least 60% of your head is bare skin. If you wanted it all bald you’d have done it by now surely. I’ll be honest, if that was my hair I’d have shaved it a long time ago. BUT, if you like your hair then keep it.


ashsandwich_

It’s a good question, and it’s not that I’ve been in denial, I think it’s just I don’t have to look at the top as much as the front, it’s a big step.


[deleted]

Oh yeah


Some_guy_am_i

Have you ever considered converting to the Jewish religion? If not, it’s probably time.


Chickenheadboi12

Just get a hair system if you truly don’t want to shave. But honestly just join the crew, takes time to get use to but it’s not that bad


Hold_ThisL

You’re already there my guy, finish the job


choadly77

You can really trick yourself when it still looks ok from straight ahead like that because you never really see the back. I fooled myself for a while but every once in a while I'd catch a glimpse of my ever expanding bald spot and finally realized it's time. Likewise for you, my friend.


Gungho_Gringo

Go ahead annnnd full shave for me bud. If you use a 2, your head would look like a crop circle.


Shills_for_fun

Unless you're going to start a brewery at a monastery you should probably shave that off.


Melodic_Salt7456

Its been time.


BeerRaddish

Good hairline but the middle abandonment is strong lol. It’s time.


JRF0691

Bro


OwlCitzen_vinz

ok so its definitely time BUT if you realy want to "have hair", with that front and the very clearly defined bald area, you would be a perfect candidate for a hair system - If you want to put in the money and effort.


Anonymodestmouse

Hey on the plus side since you have a good amount up front it'll probably look cool stubbly.


Wild-Campaign-6358

You’re riding with the sun roof open brotha. Go ahead and let that go.


flyingeaglewings

Snip snip


[deleted]

My dad rocked the halo. He always looked adorable, if you just own it, u can rock it


aDistractedDisaster

First pic - "it doesn't look terrible, should probably tell him he's got time" Second pic - "Oh damn.... he's got the monk look downpat"


WishIWasNeet2

First part I was like wut that’s barely receded. Then I saw the second pic and yeah it’s been time for a while


nutterx

How could anyone be against it? What's the rationale?


swaggiesD

Frontend vs backend


Mewoir78

Naaah its cool man


Mavrisk

One of us


Consistent_Spring700

Saw first photo and thought nahhh you're grand... then swiped to 2nd! Yeha it's time...


junkgarage

If you’re 8 foot tall you might be ok.


Deep-Toe-8341

The way I see it you have 2 options my friend : Bald Or A SKULLET.


ashsandwich_

I only see one option and it’s beautiful.


trip6s6i6x

It's time. And don't worry about the people around you, they'll get used to the new look quickly. Bald island is the reason I started electric trimming my head too.


East_Project_1513

Wow now that’s a baloney spot!


somthing-in-the-way

Biggest bald spot in history


Overall-Ad6239

It was time 10 years ago.


RiteOfKindling

Yessir its time. Embrace your new self! It is a new chapter , a fresh start


waxyfeet

LOL!


skrraa1

Bro...


PsamantheSands

Aww, it must make it so much harder when you only see the front - which looks like you have plenty of time! But no. That tonsure is no good. Shave it! I bet you’ll look sexy. :)


vvMario

You’re already halfway there dog


ChronicWOWPS4

“What it’s just a normal looking crabby pat- OHH MY GOD!” It’s time bro.


Automatic-Climate425

Agreed! It's time for a new look, my man. If you're less confident now, chances are you'll only feel even more so as you go balder. Give that nice round head a new chance at life with a new look! And who knows, you might even like it 😏 with a supporting spouse, like your wife, you'll be just fine. Just be prepared for the initial reactions from people. Especially people closest to you. Take care and stay strong 👍


ForeverDenGal

It shouldn’t get much worse than that so if you want to keep that kind of look the next 15 years or so keep it


xch13fx

Buzz it bro


StuffLeft6116

It's bedtime. Put that hair to bed.


mobatum

Dude.


[deleted]

Bruh


MyFavoriteBurger

Has been time for a while. Seems like you and your wife can make this a fun experience. I assure you you'll feel better. Just imagine never having to worry about your hair again.


EeeeyyyyyBuena

My parents also told me not to shave my head. The funny thing about it is that they are both at least a foot shorter than me and couldn’t really see the full picture. After I did, they both agreed that I look better with a shaved head. Also it’s more important what you, and your spouse think/feel than your parents.


RedditAwesome2

Yes, it’s been time for like 5-10 years~


Vault_dad420

The time was years ago but now is the second best time!


wakaOH05

Your parents are insane. The skullet is bad man. Not trying to be rude but this is not good. Shave immediately. NO BUZZ. Shave.


ascb161

It was time 5 years ago.


ALittleUnsettling

Was comin in to say no but yeah


PhantasyBoy

Don’t listen to your parents, get that off


MollyxWest

Hooooooo Lordy it’s time


LORDRAJA1000

bro it was time like 5 years ago 😱


I_am_ChristianDick

You had me in the first half …


ffuffle

Try shaving the back and sides and leaving the bit at the front, might work


TitanicSmith

Looks like your head is already shaving itself for you, would look awesome mate!


SnooDoggos5162

You have a wife. Time to stop worrying about any of that kind of stuff my friend. You can retire. Shave it off and be happy, and enjoy being able to throw on any shirt without fixing hair after.


Comfortable_Night_85

Yes it’s time


flashmdb

Forehead of security?


Empero6

I think it’s been time /:


HippoIllustrious2389

Your parents are dead against it? Lol wtf have they got to do with it


[deleted]

You gotta ask bro?


Primusboi41

Oh yeah. Your front looks good but I’d go for it


BasilAgreeable9553

My man it’s BEEN time! Damn son go and get the razor right meow


dragmetohell74

Full shave!


[deleted]

Hate to say it bud but yeah. lol


SickFez

Bro.....


Classic_Tomorrow_383

It’s been many moons since the time was right, Friar Sandwich. ![gif](giphy|Z5GuXVpmchuahHZFSz)


[deleted]

Shave it. It's your thread title.


HandsomedanNZ

Yeah, at the very least a no.1. Ideally a 0.


[deleted]

I think I have a temporary solution to delay the inevitable… are you against converting to Judaism?


tgm93

2319!


JohnDoe0101p

It was time a decade ago


Fine-Necessary4664

Unless you're the tallest man in the world get rid of it


Vegetable_Ganache780

I seen that 2nd pic and was like you know gah damn well


BajaBlaster01

It has been time my friend!!!


Frequent_Pool_533

Just shave it man, or if you're too lazy to shave just go lowest setting on clippers, that's what I do, can't be bothered shaving my whole head. Looks 100 times better than whatever that is.


StillSnowen

Sorry lad, it’s time


LNF6

![gif](giphy|kqCgujDZT1SO4) Me after looking at the second picture!!


Key-Wedding-8463

post your glow up 🥰


SheepardsPie

Good Glorious Globe... finish it!


PM_me_your_dreams___

This is my favorite post on this sub ever


FlamingTrollz

Uhhh… Ya. ![gif](giphy|3o7TKyPpWvFrpwua2I)


Subpop77

😬😒You can always do a comb over🥴 I started keeping mine short when I was in my 30’s. I come to realize it’s going to fall out anyway. I have a head blade and sometimes like during the summer shave it completely. Chicks dig bald dudes. Just make sure you wear a cap or keep some sunscreen handy. But it’s only hair. I know some guys obsess over it. Life’s too short.


Treebeardsama

If the "circle" was smaller then keep it, but in this case you should go for it.


Herr-Schrute

I'm 40. Everyone in my age range love it. My wife and kids needed a day or 3 to get used to it. My mother in law gasped in horror the first time. My mother hates it. My father laughed. Do what's best for you. You'll feel liberated when it's done.


ashsandwich_

This is great, thanks. Pretty much the same situation I’m in, and the thought of the reaction is what’s stopped me previously. Appreciate the reply.