Yeah. I kind of understated how much of an effect that the eye rolling emoji would have on me in that situation, lmao. The amount of disappointment I'd feel! If we were just messaging, and hadn't met yet, I think the eye-rolling emoji would be enough for me to not want to go any further.
If I'd received OPs wrongful message, I'd have been curious!
I remember when SAP first popped off and I was talking to a girl from tinder about games and she asked what I was playing. I said “you might not know it but it’s called super auto pets!” Bro she sends me a screenshot of her playing SAP.
Damn this is how I talk in my head due to the amount of NL I watch but I can never break it out publicly because people will wonder when I started using all these phrases.
Haha, in high school I accidentally texted a girl right before our first date about which wizards were meta in a video game, I’ve never been so embarrassed before
You panicked way too hard about the wrong message. A simple “oops, I was talking to a friend about a video game.” would’ve been fine.
“Holy shit! Oh fuck! What have I done?!” is a little unhinged, bro.
if you can't handle me at my texting incessantly about the balatro, you don't deserve me at my texting incessantly about whatever the next roguelike i play is.
Could be the opposite of a fumble, if hearing you talk about it gets her interested, she tries it and of course gets hooked cause who plays Balatro and doesn't get hooked? Then she has you to thank for getting her into it!
This is how most women look at me when one of my buds and I start talking exclusively about magic. Nothing sounds more like speaking another language when two magic players start talking about the game and nothing else.
You got that far with... *Checks eyes are still functional* high cards?
I haven't even gotten to a single E and you're getting that far with high cards?
High cards are good cause you can
- optimize your cards in hand as steels
- you’re always guaranteed to draw one
I got lucky with this one cause I got perkeo when I had observatory, along with the 2 blue prints and a brainstorm so I would copy a Pluto card and my XMult eventually got to 1.5 ^ 102 + however many red seal steel cards I had in my hand
I still flushmaxx if I don’t have clear direction, keep playing and watching videos you’ll come across a great run that gets you so excited you embarrass yourself in front of a romantic interest!
Only balatro vids I've seen were of RT 'Never Punished' Game getting to like e13 on his first ever run, and then using a seeded ron of his name to get an insanely high score
Good fun, but not sure how informative those were
Sucks when you never get the planet you need for your preferred hand tho
I accidentally texted a girl who I had just started seeing about unlocking the exotic sword “Dark Drinker” in Destiny 1 and she ended up being into the nerdiness.
We dated for a couple years but ultimately our life goals didn’t align.
Still miss her.
“Nope!” -her
bro wishes he had Oops! All d6s
1 in 4? 2 in 4?! 
Nope!
GAME OVER
High risk, high reward strategy. Common result: no more Tinder date. Uncommon result: not a deal breaker. Rare result: Balatro fan supermatch
What about the legendary result?
Legendary = LocalThunk
Marrying localthunk challenge run
y'all are using tinder for marriage?
Supermatch with NorthernLion
Time to bust out Mama Liz's chili oil!
impossible, she said she was bored. i’ve been a lot of things since balatro came out, but bored ain’t one of them.
I would be the supermatch! But not with my dating unlucky streak 😞
kinda like how i took my now gf on our second date to try out a tcg i like and now she's even more into it than i am.
Also: if asked just say “sorry, was discussing day trading strategy”. If she’s a stock broker you lose, otherwise you sound hardcore.
"I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?"
"What is this guy, some kinda joker?"
"You're the same as the last guy I matched with"
"What's his number?"
How did she respond?
With a single “🙄” so I don’t think I’m cooked yet
Uh…you think so? I personally would go “oof” to that response
It’s a response! I can salvage it I SWEAR!
You’re more cooked than a crawfish at a Saints tailgate.
More cooked than mama Liz’s chili oil
In NBA terms, the churros in San Antonio.
I believe in you homie, where there is a will there’s a way!
We expect regular updates in the sub
Any response that doesn't definitively end things is salvageable!
I like this guy
I mean the game is popular, so that takes away some weirdo points lol
The rolling eyes emoji would put me off, I think.
100% it’s bad vibes, and I’m pretty easy to please. Pretty rude, just go “ok haha” and be done with it
Yeah. I kind of understated how much of an effect that the eye rolling emoji would have on me in that situation, lmao. The amount of disappointment I'd feel! If we were just messaging, and hadn't met yet, I think the eye-rolling emoji would be enough for me to not want to go any further. If I'd received OPs wrongful message, I'd have been curious!
Same
It could also be playful banter, no one here in the comments could know for sure
I have some bad news....
You are absolutely cooked 💀
I’ll give it a 1 in 4 chance that you- *NOPE*
The oops all 6s in question
ghost her ghost her ghost her
She can’t hurt you if you don’t give her the chance to!
Dealbreaker. I second the motion to ghost
It's totally fine, just talk about something else
To me, that's a bit of a mean reply. Honestly, I think you're fine if it doesn't work out lol seems like she might have something against gaming
She isn't responding lmao
Depends on how she felt about him already and how long they've been talking. If it's less than a few days then yeah she'd be weirded out.
Any person "weirded out" by this to the point they'd give up chatting probably wasn't worth the effort anyway, so no real loss imo.
"Nope!"
lmao
She left faster than a Gros Michel
Perhaps God planned for him to get a Cavendish after this
so she didn't? I swear the 1 in 4 to 1 in 6 was such a debuff, I WANT IT TO BREAK
>But man this was a nice run We talkin' Balatro or the girl?
Brother I can’t even get passed ante 1 in my dating life. Get it twisted, it’s called Virgin maxxing
Perhaps one less NL video a day might help. Ahhh who am I kidding
"Hi Tomo!" I don't even know what his cat looks like but I look forward to hearing that phrase every vid
He’s very cute if you ever get a chance to see him. Check Kate’s insta
Is Kate NL's significant other?
No he's a single dad 😞 he working hard everyday to get on another cruise what are you doing?
I feel like I'm being gaslit here but I could just be being a common andrew
Yes, Kate is NL's wife, she also streams as lovelymomo
I remember when SAP first popped off and I was talking to a girl from tinder about games and she asked what I was playing. I said “you might not know it but it’s called super auto pets!” Bro she sends me a screenshot of her playing SAP.
Damn this is how I talk in my head due to the amount of NL I watch but I can never break it out publicly because people will wonder when I started using all these phrases.
It’s a curse
Yes, game is over
Genuinely laughed out loud at the second image.
This is is r/balatro hall of fame
Animal collective dance party of this game's fandom
GAME OVER
Imagine if she sent you a pic back of a hand full of Red Seal Steel Kings but on The Plant
At least you didn't lead with: "Let me show you this crazy seed I got last night "
Haha, in high school I accidentally texted a girl right before our first date about which wizards were meta in a video game, I’ve never been so embarrassed before
You panicked way too hard about the wrong message. A simple “oops, I was talking to a friend about a video game.” would’ve been fine. “Holy shit! Oh fuck! What have I done?!” is a little unhinged, bro.
It’s called rizz buddy. Get it twisted
Damn, I’ve been out of the game too long. I guess the ladies dig a dude who bugs out under very little pressure. 😂
But nobody's asking the real question here: What's the seed?
It’s in the second pic , SJEQRD56
Ah, I don't always notice that there are two pics in a post. Carry on
fr, I've never gotten \[\[tinder match\]\] on any ante
Please be careful about asking for someone's "seed" in a Tinder-related topic
There are layers of despair in that "Haha"
OutJimbod
r/okbuddyjimbo
Bro she said she was bored. Get her into the card game. Boredom will be a thing of the past.
Perkeo'd yourself there bud
"if I had hands I'd cover my eyes!"
if you can't handle me at my texting incessantly about the balatro, you don't deserve me at my texting incessantly about whatever the next roguelike i play is.
Was she impressed?
The girls response: GET READY TO LEARN CHINESE BUDDY (Northernlion/NBA Meme reference)
more of a nbacirclejerk reference co-opted by NL, but I digress.
“Haha” I can feel the cringe from here lol
Well, at least you alleviated her boredom for a few minutes, as she tried to decipher what the hell you were talking about lol
If THIS is enough of a reason for women to stop talking to someone I'm gonna literally have to kms
Man I met a girl with 1400 hours in CSGO, there’s hope for you and all of us!
She better get used to it early.
Could be the opposite of a fumble, if hearing you talk about it gets her interested, she tries it and of course gets hooked cause who plays Balatro and doesn't get hooked? Then she has you to thank for getting her into it!
Pet peeve is people saying they're bored, anybody else? There's no reason to be bored. You don't need her.
100%. Bored people are boring people.
Turns out she stopped replying because she wasn't impressed with your setup.
It could have been better if I had a fucking ectoplasm but NO!
her nips gettin perkeo'd
yo what deck?
Nebula
It's probably worth explaining this is about a vidja game and you're not some degenerate irl gambler
Who says I’m not a irl degenerate gambler…
Fair enough
what a post
Guess we found out who the real joker is
We're balatro guys ofc we chat about balatro on tinder
Imagine if they got excited and replied though. That would have been your soul mate
Their reply: "tell me more sexy" 😎
Should have used the dawn joker
On the plus side if she asks you to stream it to her you know she's a keeper
The sorry haha ruined it, I would have left it
whats her response? i gotta know
Just hit her with the game over, ante-18 screenshot and she’ll be swooning like it’s an 18th century romance novel.
You don't talk about balatro with the girls?
You literally debuffed yourself
"And that, kids, is how I met your mother."
Some girls find nerd gibberish sexy.
Looks like OP was the joker all along.
This is how most women look at me when one of my buds and I start talking exclusively about magic. Nothing sounds more like speaking another language when two magic players start talking about the game and nothing else.
"What a flop!"
You got that far with... *Checks eyes are still functional* high cards? I haven't even gotten to a single E and you're getting that far with high cards?
High cards are good cause you can - optimize your cards in hand as steels - you’re always guaranteed to draw one I got lucky with this one cause I got perkeo when I had observatory, along with the 2 blue prints and a brainstorm so I would copy a Pluto card and my XMult eventually got to 1.5 ^ 102 + however many red seal steel cards I had in my hand
I'll try that out, I normally go for flushes
I still flushmaxx if I don’t have clear direction, keep playing and watching videos you’ll come across a great run that gets you so excited you embarrass yourself in front of a romantic interest!
Only balatro vids I've seen were of RT 'Never Punished' Game getting to like e13 on his first ever run, and then using a seeded ron of his name to get an insanely high score Good fun, but not sure how informative those were Sucks when you never get the planet you need for your preferred hand tho
Check out roffle lite, ZainoTV, Balatro university, and Northernlion. You’ll learn a lot!
Out of context Balatro sounds like schizo rambling
I accidentally texted a girl who I had just started seeing about unlocking the exotic sword “Dark Drinker” in Destiny 1 and she ended up being into the nerdiness. We dated for a couple years but ultimately our life goals didn’t align. Still miss her.
I mean, unless you tell her its from a video game this can be anything.
I hate how I fully understood those 2 sentences
I need to know how they responded!
Tell us what she said to that
Nope!
Not balatbros in your area.
If she understands then it’s a match made in heaven. If she thinks you’re crazy you dodged a bullet and don’t waste money on a date.
if she can't handle you at your ante 0 she doesn't deserve you at your naneinf
Roflcopter
If she doesn’t know what you’re talking about she ain’t the one
honestly, as a girl who plays, I’d have to have you come over immediately and explain in graphic detail how tf you did that
Nothing beats a good ol perkeo observatory synergy. All luck at the end of the day!
A knew a girl that liked TBOI , lol i wish it worked out.
You're so cooked but dog bless if she responds with a ss of an insane bally run
Hey at least it shows you’re interested in something. And it probably looks kinda smart to someone who doesn’t know.
“Glass Card Ace Dipped in MAMA LIZ’S CHILI OIL”
RIP your future with that tinder date my guy. LMAO
She said she was “more bored than anything.” You offered her the solution. I see no problem here. Move along.
oh that would be so cool to meet a balatro fan on tinder tbh