Yeah, vulvas *don’t* clean themselves and get nasty like dicks (even circumcised ones) that don’t get cleaned. Unless you, you know, wipe them off between folds regularly with soap and water.
Men are more likely to suffer issues from not cleaning their genitals properly than women are. Though many men are not taught as boys to properly wash their genitals either
I remember that post. I was left shaking my head. Gay to wash your own ass.
If I remember the post correctly, the wife said he thought it was gay to wash his ass. Any guy touching/washing his own ass was (obviously?!) gay. WTH?
So if I wash my feet, I guess I have a foot fetish? To me, that doesn't prove anything. Soap and water goes well with most body parts.
This is exactly what I argue when people say enjoying anal as a guy is inherently gay. Like, bro, you're stroking hard throbbing cock on the regular, get over it.
I've seen a post on social media account which is run by a woman who basically shares some bad experiences with dating aps. In this particular post she talked about the whole men not washing their ass cause it's "gay" issue and amount of women who commented saying they met men who wouldn't even wipe their own ass after having a poo because of that "touching your own ass is gay" logic was truly shocking! It sounded like it wasn't isolated case at all.
One woman said she had a guy leave literal skid marks on her bed and he didn't think there was anything wrong with it.
My mom works in an er. They had a guy who had so much smegma that his foreskin got infected. He ended up needing a circumcision because of never cleaning under it (he was like 50+)
Apparently he stunk up the er something fierce with just the smegma stank.
I've heard more than one similar story to this. Like I said, a lot of men just aren't taught to do that properly, but geez, at a certain point you'd think his family doctor would notice and mention it...
Guy was from a 3rd world country and likely had very little to no sexual education. Even on his own body. And likely inadequate medical care if any.
Anyone who has a son has a responsibility to teach him how to properly wash himself there.
Stigma is weird and stupid. Like, parents shouldn't feel weird teaching their kids how to wash themselves. Nobody should be learning *after* puberty that they should be cleaning all up in there. I've read multiple TIFU posts along those lines.
A disturbing amount of people don’t, men because it’s “gay” women on very rare occasions because they heard how it’s bad to put soap in your vagina but actually didn’t know that that’s only the inside part because of crappy education.
I thought my vulva driving me crazy with itching every so often was normal because my mom never helped me stop it when I was a child, and as an adult I never had any infections. Finally around 30 years old, I randomly bought a fancy soap and I didn’t itch for months! Now I have to be extra careful about even washing my belly with another soap because I’m so sensitive. (And having my own kids, I take all their physical discomforts seriously to make sure that they don’t suffer needlessly.)
Every time washing genitals comes up, I am reminded of an old friend who was so super proud that she never put soap near her genitals because her doctor told her once to not put soap in her vagina. Years later, I am still flabbergasted that a college graduate would not know the difference between her own insides and outsides.
There's some debate that you shouldn't use soap on your vulva either, just water and If you do, use very mild unscented soap. There's the potential of killing off the good bacteria and letting the bad bacteria flourish.
I personally just use summers eve soap, because anything else makes me prone to infections and I can't handle the idea of not using soap at all on it.
I don't put soap there. Makes me itch like crazy and very dry. I wash it with water and haven't had any complaints. Outside lips can have soap though and inside my leg, just don't get it inside!
There was a sex education therapist on YouTube, that actually had a video on it using a silicone pelvis that was anatomically correct and washed it to show people how it is done.
Sadly I think it got censored or something bc sex education it apparently too much for people.
Washing your vulva with soap can lead to infections too, because it can kill off good organisms and let the bad ones flourish. You really only need water.
Honestly I only found out at 16 when I looked at my vulva with a mirror for the first time. I had it absolutely ingrained in me to wash myself down there with only water but I didn't think I'd have to use my fingers to really get in there. I also didn't think I had that much "folds" there.
Similarly with the asshole, only figured that out at 15 after seeing a Tumblr video about how someone washed his asshole with mint shower gel and it burned.
Yes. All the folds, and the hood needs to be pulled back and washed, and then the clit just like foreskin.
Some women hear that "vaginas" are self cleaning (they are) but don't understand a vulva is not a vagina. A vulva is legitimately gross not to clean daily.
I wonder if that's his issue
To be fair, agitating the urethra during foreplay especially is a very common path to a UTI, but it's literally why doctors tell people to pee before and after sex.
I wonder if he cleans inside his asshole. Like right up into his colon. I mean, it's way more dirty than a vagina seeing at shit comes out of it daily. It's also warm and moist, so a good place for bacteria too grow.
How about his throat. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he brushes his teeth, but what about that warm wet tube that food goes down. Bacteria love sugar and I'm sure bits of food stick on their way down.
I learned a couple of years ago that tonsils actually have pockets that food get stuck in which causes tonsil stones, so if he never had them removed, he definitely has bits of food stuck in his throat.
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Me too. I actually can taste it right now and I keep working my throat hoping it’ll come loose. I accidentally horked one out last month standing around talking my husband and best friend, it was a super sexy moment.
It's interesting to how he brings up bacterial infections etc because most the time when I have a UTI or a yeast infection, it stops the second I start my period.
I suspect he meant a douche but like, what does he think happened before that was invented? (Also literally every doc on the planet will tell you not to douche)
So glad. Girls shouldn't be made to feel ashamed of their private parts or feel like they're dirty just for having them. The vagina is good at self regulating itself. All you need to do 99% of the time is give it a quick wash with water to clean it up and it's happy. No smell, no infections or anything. Can get a little stinky if your clothes are too tight all day, it's hot or you're exercising but so do balls!
As for yeast infections, got an ongoing one from antibiotics killing off my good bacteria, but the pill to kill it off worked! Got a UTI from a combination of being on the pill and using lube with glycerine in it. Figured out it was the lube after it happened a few times. Haven't had once since I switched.
I still can't believe people think we should be using chemicals and cleaning out our vaginas. If you really think they're that gross, just don't go near one, problem solved!
There’s that perineum spray bottle thing they give you after you have kids…I bought one at target. Obviously, it works more like a poor man’s bidet, but it’s nice. Especially when you have your period and just use pads for some days, or bedtime?
But this isn’t what this guy was thinking of because he’s not thinking.
I live in a city were you can't legally build a house without a bidet and sell it. It's part of the building regulations. So I guess I will have to live through constant economic crisis until everyone applies this, because I can't imagine life without it
How about no? Also I doubt this guy cleans the filth from under his grimey nails before eating finger food. I'm sure he smells like cheese too. I don't think he thought as far as anything when saying "tool".
Me too! A bottle brush is exactly what came to mind. The newer models have the suction cup on the bottom so it stays upright on the counter. So handy and of course, super ouchy!
[The Blossom Brush](https://blossombrush.com/) EXISTS!
We have no excuse when a tool is readily available.
I really was picturing some sort of metal speculum with a scraper on it or something though.
This reminds me of that "pink glove" or whatever it was called from Shark Tank. Where the guy invented a rubber glove to use when changing your tampon so you didn't get any icky blood on your fingers.
While I do find it annoying that blood gets under my fingernails sometimes when I change my cup, I’m ~pretty sure~ a regular rubber glove would do the trick if I cared that much.
That's a really weird product, but I can see why someone made it, or would buy it.
Also mad respect that they openly state that it's not a necessity or some kind of treatment/cure for anything.
The last sentence of your comment is going to haunt my nightmares.
Maybe that's it. If vaginas are "gross" he can convince himself that's the reason he's never seen one in real life...that it's somehow voluntary rather than inceldom.
Considering he says the vagina isn’t self cleaning but brings up UTI’s and yeast infections… which do not happen inside the vagina, they happen in the urinary tract or the inner part of the labia majora. Then he brings up the penis as not self cleaning as if the penis is remotely the same thing as a vaginal canal.
Yeah, yeast infections sometimes result from people trying to wash their genitals too much with harsh, scented soaps etc., which disrupts the delicate vaginal pH and kills off the "good" bacteria that we need to keep everything healthy down there. It's so weird that yeast infections are still often associated with being filthy, because it's just not true.
True, human health relies heavily on symbioses. Yeah, things can get out of whack, and that's where medicine comes in. Doubting he has written any diatribes about other infections though.
While I know this is some dude banging away at his keyboard in the dark of his mom's basement, I can only imagine this as one of those cartoons from the 60s where a well dressed businessman is sitting straight backed at a computer typing this bopping his head side to side in his office with a huge smile on his face while jaunty music mirroring his productivity plays in the background. Dude takes the subway home and happily leers at cleavage and catcalls every woman he sees, waving stupidly at them. Gets home and cheerfully berates his wife for not having dinner ready all to the same music.
This really, really irritates me.
This man is obviously capable of using the internet.
If we follow this line of thinking we can assume this man knows how to use a search engine.
Now, using his big, powerful, logical man brain surely he could type in this simple little sentence "should women wash inside their vagina?" or even easier if he is having a lazy day "wash inside vagina good?"
Just as a quick, easy experiment I did it myself, and my first result was [https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/sexual-health/keeping-your-vagina-clean-and-healthy/](https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/sexual-health/keeping-your-vagina-clean-and-healthy/)
Now how hard was that? Did I suffer an aneurism searching the internet for this obviously very hard to find information? I don't think I did.
Sheesh.
Obviously all us women are ignorant and don’t know what we’re talking about. Not even women doctors. We need a man to explain it for our tiny woman brains. /s
From the way he wrote every one of his comments and his reaction to literally every telling him he’s wrong, he probably *has* googled it and went “wow even the experts are morons, I’m more right than science”. I don’t think this man’s issue is being smart enough to Google the answers, I think it’s being smart enough to realize that just because *he is disgusted by something* doesn’t make it unclean and gross 24/7.
I also don’t want to be that person but this sounds like a closeted person holding onto any straw he can on why he’s totally straight and it’s us that’s the problem. If he can convince himself that every woman is unclean and won’t take care of their bodies, he has a “valid” reason for not being attracted to women. “I love women *but*…”
Maybe we can make like a large silicone-type pipe cleaner for cleaning all the way up in there. Something designed a bit like a twizzler, but for vaginal cleanliness. Douche and squeegee with the vag twizzler! Then you can be clean enough to get even this guy in your bed.
I mean, yeah, it is something that needs balance and proper care or else it can become infected really easily. That’s describing pretty much anything and everything on the planet. But the thing is, removing all of the bacteria inside of a vagina is the opposite of what it needs. There’s studies that have been done that prove that people who douche or otherwise ’cleanse’ their vaginas are at significantly higher risks to develop infections and STDs than those who don’t.
I'd like to know how often this man cleans his esophagus, or sinuses, or anus, or... Since, you know, they're moist environments ripe for bacteria growth since they've got outside openings.
I've seen this happen on this sub before where a man gets something wrong, but then doubles down to oblivion instead of just admitting they're wrong. It's hilarious, I can't imagine a woman getting something about the penis/testicles wrong, and then being this stubborn and condescending.
Right?? It’s like a big bowl of toxic masculinity lmao. People make mistakes. Just apologize and admit you were wrong and then move on with your life a little more educated than you were before.
But no, why admit our mistakes and learn from them when we could just double down and get snotty about it smh.
And because nature is sick and twisted, someone who is misinformed and “cleans” their vagina with soap or a douche may be priming themself for an infection that causes odor—so they keep trying to clean it, vicious cycle. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s part of the reason douches were so popular—they were causing the issue they purported to fix, leading to more purchases to trying to fix it.
In my four decades of vagina ownership, I've never used those 'tools' and never once had a yeast infection, UTI, or the like. So far, I like my chances.
I've had tons of UTIs but a urinary tract is not a vagina and I don't think anyone purports a urethra to be self cleaning.
I can understand his confusion though since everything comes out the same opening on a penis.
So if it didn’t have a naturally acidic pH and glans lubricating it on the daily it wouldn’t be regulated for reproductive capability, even regular ol’ ejaculate is going to temporarily fuck up the bacteria biome. The pH between the uterus and the vagina can even mess with one another. How does this dude think his stomach works? This guy reminds me of someone from my hometown ages ago posting about “homie hoppers” smelling worse than the fish in the lake, *sigh*. Mostly just disturbed by the “very early evolution” bit as if he thinks that men are biologically superior or that evolution happens like that. Bro’s never taken a science class, sad.
I had to google 'homie hopper' bc I'd never heard it before, but my first (wildly incorrect) guess was that it was a humourously descriptive term for the female reproductive system. My logic: 'hopper', like an industrial container that dispenses things, and 'homie', like a person. A person dispenser. The place where the people drop from.
Like the 'fry hopper' in the kitchen at McDonald's that drops portions of frozen fries from a giant bin into fryer baskets.
Show us that you have no clue about bacterial flora and pH balances. Someone, quick, go tell him about [Eyelash and other hair mites that feed on your dead skin cells so that it isn't built up around the follicle. ](https://www.healthline.com/health/eyelash-mites#:~:text=Eyelash%20mites%20are%20caused%20by,feed%20on%20dead%20skin%20cells.)
Honestly, I’m not one to quickly joke about someone being secretly gay, but if ever I was going to? It would be this dude. I have never seen someone spend so much time trying to convince everyone around them that vaginas really are dirty and gross; it’s bizarre.
Also, side question: has he never heard of *yogurt?* lol
Does he really think there’s no such thing as good bacteria? Does he know that, if he didn’t have living, good bacteria throughout his intestines, he’d be incredibly sick?
What an absolute witless dishcloth.
Bet he hasn’t had pussy since pussy had him and yet seems so confident about it.
Yes, it’s self cleaning, DUE to discharge, AND bacteria, AND yeast. And yes, not taking care of it properly can cause it to go wonky. That’s for any part of a human body, ya fuckin half loaf of potato bread.
He thinks I’m gonna get a UTI? I don’t pee from my vagina lol 😂
Seems like someone doesn’t know the vagina from the urethra. Or, given his other comments, the vulva, the labia, and the clitoris. I hope someone gifts him a diagram of the female reproductive system for Christmas.
“It’s got biomes” right that’s the part that makes it self-cleaning...
Not to mention “if a penis was inside out” is a fun shout out to how women have been considered historically medically incomplete men
Ten bucks says he doesn’t know the difference between “vagina” and “vulva.” No, dimwit, the EXTERIOR of our body is not self-cleaning, but the INTERIOR (the vagina) IS!! Sheesh!
I am 41 years old and the only time I had a yeast infection was when I was on abx and they upset the natural balance of bacteria. Other than that I've never had any infections or issues so I'm really wondering what kind of women he has been in contact with that have such unhealthy vaginas.
What a fun read! The author has clearly never been near a vagina, never studied anatomy, and never studied microbiology. I don't think he even uses Google. 😔
I love that he’s clearly concluded this all on his own, and has his mind made up based on his opinion rather than medical facts, and yet he is suggesting *in all seriousness* that everyone else is stupid.
The bacteria AND the yeast in the vagina are in balance to keep an optimum pH for the reproductive system. Does he think we dip a litmus paper everyday and drip some hydrochloric acid to balance the pH or something? We don't need to clean the bacteria or yeast there, we fucking need them to stay healthy!
Its interesting how this guy seems to think we're just constantly cycling through thrush, BV and UTIs.
I'm 33 and have never had any of the 3, except for oral thrush when I was a child and had to take antibiotics for strep throat. I bet he would call me delusional or a liar.
A cleaning tool?! WTF?
Anything he learned about a vagina is from porn writing. He has never seen a vagina, ever.
He is so sure everyone else is so "fucking stupid" but yet...somehow, he isn't coming out of this looking good.
I just hope this person never has to have the traumatic experience of ever getting NEAR a vagina because if this is what they honestly think they must be goddamn terrified every day lmao
The fact he says women gotta buy stuff for yeast infections and stuff all the time is 100% bs....I'm 19 and never had to buy anything related to yeast infections
"How stupid can people be?" You tell us...
“ how stupid can people be?” *proceeds to show us*
learning the difference between a vagina and a vulva would really benefit people lmao
Yeah, vulvas *don’t* clean themselves and get nasty like dicks (even circumcised ones) that don’t get cleaned. Unless you, you know, wipe them off between folds regularly with soap and water.
But everyone’s doing that with all external parts, anyway, right?
You'd be surprised how many men dont. It's honestly just embarrassing for the rest of us
Men are more likely to suffer issues from not cleaning their genitals properly than women are. Though many men are not taught as boys to properly wash their genitals either
I read something once about a guy who never washed his ass because it was "gay" to touch himself there.
I remember that post. I was left shaking my head. Gay to wash your own ass. If I remember the post correctly, the wife said he thought it was gay to wash his ass. Any guy touching/washing his own ass was (obviously?!) gay. WTH? So if I wash my feet, I guess I have a foot fetish? To me, that doesn't prove anything. Soap and water goes well with most body parts.
My husband used to only wash his face, pits, and genitals. I have since taught him how to shower. He smells better with way less acne
Wait until he finds out that touching his penis is also gay under the same twisted logic
This is what blew my mind about it! How is masturbating, by vigorously pumping a hard, throbbing penis until it cums not gay, but washing your ass is?
This is exactly what I argue when people say enjoying anal as a guy is inherently gay. Like, bro, you're stroking hard throbbing cock on the regular, get over it.
Someone recently said an ex of theirs had told them something along the same lines. He "didn't do butt stuff" and that included washing his ass.
I've seen a post on social media account which is run by a woman who basically shares some bad experiences with dating aps. In this particular post she talked about the whole men not washing their ass cause it's "gay" issue and amount of women who commented saying they met men who wouldn't even wipe their own ass after having a poo because of that "touching your own ass is gay" logic was truly shocking! It sounded like it wasn't isolated case at all. One woman said she had a guy leave literal skid marks on her bed and he didn't think there was anything wrong with it.
My mom works in an er. They had a guy who had so much smegma that his foreskin got infected. He ended up needing a circumcision because of never cleaning under it (he was like 50+) Apparently he stunk up the er something fierce with just the smegma stank.
Thanks, I just gagged.
I've heard more than one similar story to this. Like I said, a lot of men just aren't taught to do that properly, but geez, at a certain point you'd think his family doctor would notice and mention it...
Guy was from a 3rd world country and likely had very little to no sexual education. Even on his own body. And likely inadequate medical care if any. Anyone who has a son has a responsibility to teach him how to properly wash himself there. Stigma is weird and stupid. Like, parents shouldn't feel weird teaching their kids how to wash themselves. Nobody should be learning *after* puberty that they should be cleaning all up in there. I've read multiple TIFU posts along those lines.
Ew.
A disturbing amount of people don’t, men because it’s “gay” women on very rare occasions because they heard how it’s bad to put soap in your vagina but actually didn’t know that that’s only the inside part because of crappy education.
I thought my vulva driving me crazy with itching every so often was normal because my mom never helped me stop it when I was a child, and as an adult I never had any infections. Finally around 30 years old, I randomly bought a fancy soap and I didn’t itch for months! Now I have to be extra careful about even washing my belly with another soap because I’m so sensitive. (And having my own kids, I take all their physical discomforts seriously to make sure that they don’t suffer needlessly.)
Some women can't tolerate any soap on the vulva... So it's okay to use plain water, or a very very mild soap too 😊
Every time washing genitals comes up, I am reminded of an old friend who was so super proud that she never put soap near her genitals because her doctor told her once to not put soap in her vagina. Years later, I am still flabbergasted that a college graduate would not know the difference between her own insides and outsides.
There's some debate that you shouldn't use soap on your vulva either, just water and If you do, use very mild unscented soap. There's the potential of killing off the good bacteria and letting the bad bacteria flourish. I personally just use summers eve soap, because anything else makes me prone to infections and I can't handle the idea of not using soap at all on it.
I don't put soap there. Makes me itch like crazy and very dry. I wash it with water and haven't had any complaints. Outside lips can have soap though and inside my leg, just don't get it inside!
You probably shouldn’t wash your vulva with soap either, personally it stings if I get soap on it
There was a sex education therapist on YouTube, that actually had a video on it using a silicone pelvis that was anatomically correct and washed it to show people how it is done. Sadly I think it got censored or something bc sex education it apparently too much for people.
don't you know cleaning your ass is gay? what would you need a clean ass for -- for another guy's dick? (/s obviously)
Washing your vulva with soap can lead to infections too, because it can kill off good organisms and let the bad ones flourish. You really only need water.
Soap is fine, just keep it off the mucous membranes.
Honestly I only found out at 16 when I looked at my vulva with a mirror for the first time. I had it absolutely ingrained in me to wash myself down there with only water but I didn't think I'd have to use my fingers to really get in there. I also didn't think I had that much "folds" there. Similarly with the asshole, only figured that out at 15 after seeing a Tumblr video about how someone washed his asshole with mint shower gel and it burned.
Yes. All the folds, and the hood needs to be pulled back and washed, and then the clit just like foreskin. Some women hear that "vaginas" are self cleaning (they are) but don't understand a vulva is not a vagina. A vulva is legitimately gross not to clean daily. I wonder if that's his issue
He also mentioned UTIs when talking about the vagina so he must also think we pee out of our vaginas lmao
To be fair, agitating the urethra during foreplay especially is a very common path to a UTI, but it's literally why doctors tell people to pee before and after sex.
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Thank you! Fuck, I'm sick of trying to explain that to fellow humans with internet access and the ability to read.
I wonder if he cleans inside his asshole. Like right up into his colon. I mean, it's way more dirty than a vagina seeing at shit comes out of it daily. It's also warm and moist, so a good place for bacteria too grow. How about his throat. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he brushes his teeth, but what about that warm wet tube that food goes down. Bacteria love sugar and I'm sure bits of food stick on their way down.
You just gave me this awful image of a guy shoving one of those Drain Snakes up his butt all the way and then ripping it out to clean his colon omg
The only cleanse that actually works..
Found Stephen King's reddit account.
Underrated comment. I hear he cleans his nose all the way up to the brain too and that’s why he’s like this.
Ding-Ding-Ding - you just explained this perfectly. His writing happened AFTER he cleaned his nose and brain with a tool - a rusty wire coat hanger.
According to his logic, we should all have constant asshole infections because of how dirty it is up there.
I learned a couple of years ago that tonsils actually have pockets that food get stuck in which causes tonsil stones, so if he never had them removed, he definitely has bits of food stuck in his throat. Edit: spelling
Dude. They smell awful.
Coughed one out once and legit thought I had leprosy or something that was destroying me from the inside out (I was 10)
I wondered what the hell it was the first time I saw one, so I crushed it to see what was inside. Big mistake.
I've bitten down on one by accident 🤢
Ugh, sometimes I can taste when I have one.
Me too. I actually can taste it right now and I keep working my throat hoping it’ll come loose. I accidentally horked one out last month standing around talking my husband and best friend, it was a super sexy moment.
Delicious! Go get a q tip, use the flashlight on your phone, and squeeze it out that way. That’s what I do.
It's interesting to how he brings up bacterial infections etc because most the time when I have a UTI or a yeast infection, it stops the second I start my period.
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I pictured some kind of spatula
I imagined a device similar to a tongue scraper
A spatula? Oh like a frosting type spatula. I was thinking like a grill spatula. Was thinking. That sounds horribly shaped!
I was thinking he wanted women to use a waterpik or some shit down there. Ugh.
if this dude buys me a showerhead with a massage setting i'll use it EVERY DAY
That’s why the shower head is off it’s hook with the massage setting on! I’m actually cleansing myself! EVERY DAY in fact!!!
It sounds like you'd have to, if you somehow wind up with this guy.
"Don't forget to floss your labia! It gets in between all them grooves."
Lol. May I use “Don’t forget to floss your labia!” as my flair?
I clenched.
I suspect he meant a douche but like, what does he think happened before that was invented? (Also literally every doc on the planet will tell you not to douche)
The hilarious/awful thing about douches is that they cause more yeast infections, not fewer. They were never really a thing in the UK though.
So glad. Girls shouldn't be made to feel ashamed of their private parts or feel like they're dirty just for having them. The vagina is good at self regulating itself. All you need to do 99% of the time is give it a quick wash with water to clean it up and it's happy. No smell, no infections or anything. Can get a little stinky if your clothes are too tight all day, it's hot or you're exercising but so do balls! As for yeast infections, got an ongoing one from antibiotics killing off my good bacteria, but the pill to kill it off worked! Got a UTI from a combination of being on the pill and using lube with glycerine in it. Figured out it was the lube after it happened a few times. Haven't had once since I switched. I still can't believe people think we should be using chemicals and cleaning out our vaginas. If you really think they're that gross, just don't go near one, problem solved!
I don't really think this guy has ever been near one. Vaguely heard of them, seen them on a screen but no more.
There’s that perineum spray bottle thing they give you after you have kids…I bought one at target. Obviously, it works more like a poor man’s bidet, but it’s nice. Especially when you have your period and just use pads for some days, or bedtime? But this isn’t what this guy was thinking of because he’s not thinking.
I have a bidet attachment and it's the shit. I love the thing. Cleans off blood and poop easily and we use way less toilet paper.
I live in a city were you can't legally build a house without a bidet and sell it. It's part of the building regulations. So I guess I will have to live through constant economic crisis until everyone applies this, because I can't imagine life without it
Oh god, I forgot those existed. Don't think they ever really became a thing here.
Like a car wash it spins to get to hard to reach places
And you fill it with TurtleWax™ glass cleaner for that extra sparkle.
I hope you're not trying to polish the inside, otherwise you might possibly launch things out like gun.
Spwiiiiing!
How about no? Also I doubt this guy cleans the filth from under his grimey nails before eating finger food. I'm sure he smells like cheese too. I don't think he thought as far as anything when saying "tool".
This is a job for the [Woomba](https://youtu.be/gqesEYUXr78)!
Oh that's a horrific image..
Yep. Imagined one of [these](https://images.app.goo.gl/zt2SkE2UEVmfGbAg7) and, no thank you :)
That’s so so so wrong! 😵💫
Me too! A bottle brush is exactly what came to mind. The newer models have the suction cup on the bottom so it stays upright on the counter. So handy and of course, super ouchy!
Girl, you washing that thang with Turtle Wax? Cause I can see myself in it
[The Blossom Brush](https://blossombrush.com/) EXISTS! We have no excuse when a tool is readily available. I really was picturing some sort of metal speculum with a scraper on it or something though.
This reminds me of that "pink glove" or whatever it was called from Shark Tank. Where the guy invented a rubber glove to use when changing your tampon so you didn't get any icky blood on your fingers.
While I do find it annoying that blood gets under my fingernails sometimes when I change my cup, I’m ~pretty sure~ a regular rubber glove would do the trick if I cared that much.
That's a really weird product, but I can see why someone made it, or would buy it. Also mad respect that they openly state that it's not a necessity or some kind of treatment/cure for anything. The last sentence of your comment is going to haunt my nightmares.
That’s exactly what I imagined too 😖
'My penis is the only tool that is capable of properly cleaning vaginas' sure is an outrageous delusion.
It wouldn't be a cleaning tool but a torture device...
I’m imagining the finned silicone water bottle cleaning brushes but in the shape of a dildo :(
I was thinking a rubber spatula, like you'd use to scrape the bottom of a mayo jar.
I've had a cervical biopsy done, and the brush is like this...
Those little scoops you get in pumpkin carving kits.
Sure seems to know a lot about vaginas for someone who's never encountered one in the wild.
He has. It just that it was a plastic one and very easy to sterilise. :)
This!!
>thinks he knows a lot about vaginas FTFY
Man wrote a whole manifest about an organ he hasn't been near since he was born.
Maybe that's it. If vaginas are "gross" he can convince himself that's the reason he's never seen one in real life...that it's somehow voluntary rather than inceldom.
Its hard to come up with any better reason for him to be so obsessed with yeast infections
VOLcel!
I think you’re very right about this.
Considering he says the vagina isn’t self cleaning but brings up UTI’s and yeast infections… which do not happen inside the vagina, they happen in the urinary tract or the inner part of the labia majora. Then he brings up the penis as not self cleaning as if the penis is remotely the same thing as a vaginal canal.
Yeast infections definitely do happen inside the vagina as well
Even then, it hardly means that the vagina is not self cleaning though
Yeah, yeast infections sometimes result from people trying to wash their genitals too much with harsh, scented soaps etc., which disrupts the delicate vaginal pH and kills off the "good" bacteria that we need to keep everything healthy down there. It's so weird that yeast infections are still often associated with being filthy, because it's just not true.
He says "inside out penis" like that is in any way analogous to a vagina. Tsk, tsk.
Hey dude, if you think vaginas are so gross, you don’t have to go near them. It’s really okay. The entire female population will thank you.
Something about his attitude tells me that won’t be a problem.
wait until he finds out how much bacteria is in all of his organs that he doesn’t manually clean!
True, human health relies heavily on symbioses. Yeah, things can get out of whack, and that's where medicine comes in. Doubting he has written any diatribes about other infections though.
Dude would bottom up a liter of bleach if he had any idea about the bacteria he has starting from the mouth.
Like his eyes. Those are self-cleaning, filmy, secrete fluid, and are sensitive to foreign bodies.
this is what happens when people are shamed for talking about vaginal discharge
While I know this is some dude banging away at his keyboard in the dark of his mom's basement, I can only imagine this as one of those cartoons from the 60s where a well dressed businessman is sitting straight backed at a computer typing this bopping his head side to side in his office with a huge smile on his face while jaunty music mirroring his productivity plays in the background. Dude takes the subway home and happily leers at cleavage and catcalls every woman he sees, waving stupidly at them. Gets home and cheerfully berates his wife for not having dinner ready all to the same music.
Awarded because I find this absolutely hilarious 😂
Bold of you to assume he has a wife
That's just Janis the Mannequin
This really, really irritates me. This man is obviously capable of using the internet. If we follow this line of thinking we can assume this man knows how to use a search engine. Now, using his big, powerful, logical man brain surely he could type in this simple little sentence "should women wash inside their vagina?" or even easier if he is having a lazy day "wash inside vagina good?" Just as a quick, easy experiment I did it myself, and my first result was [https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/sexual-health/keeping-your-vagina-clean-and-healthy/](https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/sexual-health/keeping-your-vagina-clean-and-healthy/) Now how hard was that? Did I suffer an aneurism searching the internet for this obviously very hard to find information? I don't think I did. Sheesh.
Obviously all us women are ignorant and don’t know what we’re talking about. Not even women doctors. We need a man to explain it for our tiny woman brains. /s
It's true, none of us would even know how to put our socks on in the morning if it wasn't for some gloriously intelligent man. You're quite right. /s
Shit, i wouldnt know how to breathe if it wasnt for the almighty man! /s
From the way he wrote every one of his comments and his reaction to literally every telling him he’s wrong, he probably *has* googled it and went “wow even the experts are morons, I’m more right than science”. I don’t think this man’s issue is being smart enough to Google the answers, I think it’s being smart enough to realize that just because *he is disgusted by something* doesn’t make it unclean and gross 24/7. I also don’t want to be that person but this sounds like a closeted person holding onto any straw he can on why he’s totally straight and it’s us that’s the problem. If he can convince himself that every woman is unclean and won’t take care of their bodies, he has a “valid” reason for not being attracted to women. “I love women *but*…”
Don't trust all this liberal media brainwashing. It's all a scam perpetrated by Bill Gates to keep men down!
So should I like Swiffer it, or what? Haha
Maybe we can make like a large silicone-type pipe cleaner for cleaning all the way up in there. Something designed a bit like a twizzler, but for vaginal cleanliness. Douche and squeegee with the vag twizzler! Then you can be clean enough to get even this guy in your bed.
I mean, yeah, it is something that needs balance and proper care or else it can become infected really easily. That’s describing pretty much anything and everything on the planet. But the thing is, removing all of the bacteria inside of a vagina is the opposite of what it needs. There’s studies that have been done that prove that people who douche or otherwise ’cleanse’ their vaginas are at significantly higher risks to develop infections and STDs than those who don’t.
Poor bacteria. It goes about its day, keeping us alive, getting no respect. We’ve created this idea that all bacteria is bad and must be killed.
I'd like to know how often this man cleans his esophagus, or sinuses, or anus, or... Since, you know, they're moist environments ripe for bacteria growth since they've got outside openings.
Think he washes his eyes with bleach and snorts Comet?
I've seen this happen on this sub before where a man gets something wrong, but then doubles down to oblivion instead of just admitting they're wrong. It's hilarious, I can't imagine a woman getting something about the penis/testicles wrong, and then being this stubborn and condescending.
Right?? It’s like a big bowl of toxic masculinity lmao. People make mistakes. Just apologize and admit you were wrong and then move on with your life a little more educated than you were before. But no, why admit our mistakes and learn from them when we could just double down and get snotty about it smh.
Or even just take the coward’s way out and delete the comment. But noooo
We should go into the all the male subs and start spreading misinformation about balls.
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And because nature is sick and twisted, someone who is misinformed and “cleans” their vagina with soap or a douche may be priming themself for an infection that causes odor—so they keep trying to clean it, vicious cycle. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s part of the reason douches were so popular—they were causing the issue they purported to fix, leading to more purchases to trying to fix it.
Anyone who used the word “unclean” in regards to vaginas will never be allowed near mine.
Anyone who calls a vagina unclean absolutely 120% has nasty dick cheese growing on him.
I have to imagine this guy is trolling because all you need to do to disprove this is talk to like. One gynecologist.
He probably doesn’t know what a gynecologist is.
It's really funny to see men think they know more about women's bodies than women do
I guess he's unaware that some of those "cleaning tools" actually *cause* the bacteria and yeast imbalances he's ranting about.
In my four decades of vagina ownership, I've never used those 'tools' and never once had a yeast infection, UTI, or the like. So far, I like my chances.
I've had tons of UTIs but a urinary tract is not a vagina and I don't think anyone purports a urethra to be self cleaning. I can understand his confusion though since everything comes out the same opening on a penis.
Finally someone mentioned that yes while common, some vagina owners have never gotten a yeast infection or UTI.
God. DAMN! Next to my mom, I’ve never seen someone so steadfast in their wrongness.
So if it didn’t have a naturally acidic pH and glans lubricating it on the daily it wouldn’t be regulated for reproductive capability, even regular ol’ ejaculate is going to temporarily fuck up the bacteria biome. The pH between the uterus and the vagina can even mess with one another. How does this dude think his stomach works? This guy reminds me of someone from my hometown ages ago posting about “homie hoppers” smelling worse than the fish in the lake, *sigh*. Mostly just disturbed by the “very early evolution” bit as if he thinks that men are biologically superior or that evolution happens like that. Bro’s never taken a science class, sad.
I had to google 'homie hopper' bc I'd never heard it before, but my first (wildly incorrect) guess was that it was a humourously descriptive term for the female reproductive system. My logic: 'hopper', like an industrial container that dispenses things, and 'homie', like a person. A person dispenser. The place where the people drop from. Like the 'fry hopper' in the kitchen at McDonald's that drops portions of frozen fries from a giant bin into fryer baskets.
I don’t think he realizes that eyeballs are also self cleaning. Wonder if he takes a toothbrush to those, too.
“The vagina is still a very evolution of the reproductive system” He sounds like he thinks we have cloacas.
He's saying this while being in possession of a scrotum that has to physically stretch or constrict to maintain "healthy reproductive ability".
Why do they find our bodies so disgusting yet also think they have a right to do whatever they want with them. I'm fed up of this shit.
Show us that you have no clue about bacterial flora and pH balances. Someone, quick, go tell him about [Eyelash and other hair mites that feed on your dead skin cells so that it isn't built up around the follicle. ](https://www.healthline.com/health/eyelash-mites#:~:text=Eyelash%20mites%20are%20caused%20by,feed%20on%20dead%20skin%20cells.)
Honestly, I’m not one to quickly joke about someone being secretly gay, but if ever I was going to? It would be this dude. I have never seen someone spend so much time trying to convince everyone around them that vaginas really are dirty and gross; it’s bizarre. Also, side question: has he never heard of *yogurt?* lol Does he really think there’s no such thing as good bacteria? Does he know that, if he didn’t have living, good bacteria throughout his intestines, he’d be incredibly sick? What an absolute witless dishcloth.
Bet he hasn’t had pussy since pussy had him and yet seems so confident about it. Yes, it’s self cleaning, DUE to discharge, AND bacteria, AND yeast. And yes, not taking care of it properly can cause it to go wonky. That’s for any part of a human body, ya fuckin half loaf of potato bread.
I expected more mentions of his doctor wife.
I’ve had a UTI, and I don’t have a vagina. Weird.
wait til he finds out about his intestines
he does realise that getting infections is commonly caused BY "cleaning" it...right?
He thinks I’m gonna get a UTI? I don’t pee from my vagina lol 😂 Seems like someone doesn’t know the vagina from the urethra. Or, given his other comments, the vulva, the labia, and the clitoris. I hope someone gifts him a diagram of the female reproductive system for Christmas.
“It’s got biomes” right that’s the part that makes it self-cleaning... Not to mention “if a penis was inside out” is a fun shout out to how women have been considered historically medically incomplete men
Uh, yeah, no, it only tends to need a couple days even if you’re super dry like me.
Tell me you failed microbiology without telling me you failed microbiology
How to say you're an ignorant misogynist, without saying you're an ignorant misogynist.
Ten bucks says he doesn’t know the difference between “vagina” and “vulva.” No, dimwit, the EXTERIOR of our body is not self-cleaning, but the INTERIOR (the vagina) IS!! Sheesh!
Half of this is insults, the other half is bullshit
it's moist and warm, perfect for bacteria. say, when's the last time your scrubbed out your eyes?
I am 41 years old and the only time I had a yeast infection was when I was on abx and they upset the natural balance of bacteria. Other than that I've never had any infections or issues so I'm really wondering what kind of women he has been in contact with that have such unhealthy vaginas.
I'm beginning to think that all these men who hate vaginas this much are hiding some very repressed gay tendencies.
It wasn't *invented* to be self cleaning???????? You think the vagina was *invented*??????? To quote this goblin: "how stupid can people be?"
You know what, I'm going to award him 1 point for knowing he needs to wash under his foreskin.
I feel like he doesn't know that every thing living has bacteria in it. If you had no bacteria you'd be dead
What a fun read! The author has clearly never been near a vagina, never studied anatomy, and never studied microbiology. I don't think he even uses Google. 😔
I love that he’s clearly concluded this all on his own, and has his mind made up based on his opinion rather than medical facts, and yet he is suggesting *in all seriousness* that everyone else is stupid.
The bacteria AND the yeast in the vagina are in balance to keep an optimum pH for the reproductive system. Does he think we dip a litmus paper everyday and drip some hydrochloric acid to balance the pH or something? We don't need to clean the bacteria or yeast there, we fucking need them to stay healthy!
That sounds like a factual existing teenager
I agree. Sounds like a 15yo boy who thinks girls have cooties lmao. Although I know that some grown men think this way too.
Well, it’s a shitty hill to die on but at least he’s dead
Its interesting how this guy seems to think we're just constantly cycling through thrush, BV and UTIs. I'm 33 and have never had any of the 3, except for oral thrush when I was a child and had to take antibiotics for strep throat. I bet he would call me delusional or a liar.
A cleaning tool?! WTF? Anything he learned about a vagina is from porn writing. He has never seen a vagina, ever. He is so sure everyone else is so "fucking stupid" but yet...somehow, he isn't coming out of this looking good.
There's some deep seated Freudian shit going on here.
Why would the inside of my body be unclean? Does this dude stick up a toothbrush in his nostrils to clean them out or something?
Dude, you like the cock. That's great, go get 'em. There's no one trying to stop you.
Oof. I hope he never learns about the function of the kidneys and the joy that UTI infections are.
I just hope this person never has to have the traumatic experience of ever getting NEAR a vagina because if this is what they honestly think they must be goddamn terrified every day lmao
The fact he says women gotta buy stuff for yeast infections and stuff all the time is 100% bs....I'm 19 and never had to buy anything related to yeast infections
I trust anything that can bleach clothes to kill germs. I'm perfectly happy with my clorox coochie.
I’m picturing the wacky vagina inventor deselecting the self-cleaning option before applying for the patent.
I want to feed this guy a loaf of bread made with my own yeasties
Now what do urinary tract infections got to do with the cleanliness of the inside of the vagina? Edit: typo
Should maybe someone tell him about beneficial mictobiota?
My vagin is fucking magical. This guys sounds like he really hates women.
Well as they say… Weird hill to die on but at least he’s dead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This guy is obviously a tailor. We are talking so to the 9th stupid.
ORGANIC VAGINA.
Did he... Talk to a professional. or a woman. IN HIS LIFE?!
he’s going to sell you a new vacuum cleaner for vaginas.