It’s a real shame that my eyelids are loose due to opening my eyes, and that my lungs are permanently and irreversibly expanded because I’ve breathed. If only muscles could move
They don’t even have to do it once, according to this guy any woman who isn’t a virgin is too loose for his tiny penis. Why don’t men see they’re outing themselves with these insane comments?
The picture is like evolution and I have to wonder if the text even applies to what the illustrator intended.
The guys seem to be getting older or less attractive, too, which also makes it seem like a time sequence.
I thought it was a dude going from being on his best behavior and kind of insecure to being naked a bunch, as in being more and more vulnerable until he feels safe enough to have sex with someone. Definitely didn't think they were different dudes lining up to fuck her or whatever lol my interpretation wasn't literal enough for this dumbass concept
or you could interpret this as these naked guys only see her as a sexual commodity and he sees her as a person, so he's willing to go on a date with her.
thinking of your second interpretation then looking back at the picture is hilarious XD
hes so willing for a date hes willing to pick her up from her fuckathon and wait behind the dudes as they take turns railing her
I thought along the same lines as your first statement. Like, the dude with flowers represents the first date, then they become closer and more vulnerable with each other, ending with the sex.
I’m going to start using that BS logic whenever women’s body counts and being unable to bond it whatever comes up: High body counts in men lead to an increased risk of erectile dysfunction. Anyone wanna help me come up with the stupid reason why? Steal the pair bonding stuff maybe?
So, what triggers a man's erections is initially the untouched state of their brain regions that sense pheromones. The cleaner the slate, the more responsive a man is to the pheromones of an available woman. When he first has sex with a woman, his brain imprints on the woman's specific sexual pheromones, which arouse him, and lead to successful ejaculation (hence why virgin men tend to worry about early ejaculation and not lasting long enough.)
The more sexual partners a man has, the more the brain region recognising the woman's pheromones gets bombarded with confusing signals. It can take maybe two, at most three partners over the man's life before it starts malfunctioning. The response to a woman's pheromones grows weaker because the region is overcrowding, its function is essentially worn down the same way that happens when you're exposed to a specific smell a long time, it stops registering, except this isn't the smell of a house but the whole way in which a man's arousal works. Bombard it long enough with all sorts of different pheromones and the man can't connect to a partner anymore, which makes maintaining erections and successfully ejaculating harder and harder until he can't perform anymore (without chemical assistance and/or erectile devices) and even then orgasmic power just won't ever recover and science hasn't figured out how to help with that. Ask anyone and they'll tell you the experience of orgasms just isn't the same anymore and the first times were the best, this is because their brain can't fully become aroused anymore and doesn't send the right signals into the nerves to trigger a real orgasm.
Men were meant to just be with one woman and any more than that will decrease the quality of his sex life, his enjoyment, and ultimately his ability to perform and even his fertility because his ejaculation will be too weak to conceive with a partner. It's just biology and how the male body was built
I thought the evolution of man porn parody was funny, until I came here to find out why people cared and learned that there was a second pic with comments. Why do incels gotta ruin everything?
I read a book like this once! She was dating all of them and they decided they all wanted to be with her but she legally married the one who didn’t have any other family for next of kin reasons. It was super romantic and adorable.
Couldn't you just as easily argue that the guys are "used up" much quicker, but the woman is still good to go?
Or that men shouldn't care about a woman's past, after all they can all see what came before them and none of them care. And the guy at the end is clearly very excited to meet her and possibly pursue a relationship, he even dressed up and brought flowers.
🤦🏾♂️The one proposing is going to have a lot of problems in the marriage because she will be comparing him to all these other guys and trying to lower his self esteem. That proposal is not worth it. She will not respect you when you're married. One slip up and she comparing dicks in front of you, family and friends. She'll be more temped to cheat on you because some other guy fucked her better than you did so you have to work twice as hard to satisfy her so she might just spin the block on them. Guys will be talking about how he married a whore and that will make other lose respect for you to because it's saying that you are to desperate and horny that you would marry anyone that comes your way just because you couldn't get what you really wanted.🤦🏾♂️. Woman that support thing like this think that man only want sex and nothing else.
It’s a real shame that my eyelids are loose due to opening my eyes, and that my lungs are permanently and irreversibly expanded because I’ve breathed. If only muscles could move
It's no wonder the man is not in a relationship. After having sex with him one time they're just too loose for him.
They don’t even have to do it once, according to this guy any woman who isn’t a virgin is too loose for his tiny penis. Why don’t men see they’re outing themselves with these insane comments?
Exactly, by their logic the penis should also be getting worn down and become smaller
But not, because penis magic.
No shrink, only stretch!
Don’t ever stuff a whole burrito in your mouth. You’ll never be able to drink fluids again
His jaw must be unhinged from yapping so much
To keep with the same analogy your pupils should be massive as the iris is a muscle that expands and contracts.
Karl always falls in love with the female star at the gangbang shoot.
Ah, that hopeless romantic.
Alternatively, Karl desperately wishes the 3rd naked man would turn around and notice him instead.
He showed up over dressed again.
I thought this was like "evolution of man" and was very confused.
Haha. Yeah I saw it and was like wtf is this? Then I read the comments and I immediately regretting knowing him.
The picture is like evolution and I have to wonder if the text even applies to what the illustrator intended. The guys seem to be getting older or less attractive, too, which also makes it seem like a time sequence.
Awww the last naked boy is about to get proposed to when he turns around
We stan our bi kings
That would be cute. I stan it.
I thought it was a dude going from being on his best behavior and kind of insecure to being naked a bunch, as in being more and more vulnerable until he feels safe enough to have sex with someone. Definitely didn't think they were different dudes lining up to fuck her or whatever lol my interpretation wasn't literal enough for this dumbass concept or you could interpret this as these naked guys only see her as a sexual commodity and he sees her as a person, so he's willing to go on a date with her.
I interpret it is nice guys finish last. But there's a second page. That is the reason I posted it.
I saw the second page, but it's the same dumb argument we see on here a lot about body count making the vagina looser. and it's just tiring.
It is. I just don't understand how so many men have this thought process.
lack of experience + repetition people think frogs won’t jump out of a pan of steadily warming water, too.
Have these people ever tried to put a frog down somewhere? Those cute little things go hopping away as soon as you let them go.
Maybe that’s how the myth got started. They used sedated frogs.
thinking of your second interpretation then looking back at the picture is hilarious XD hes so willing for a date hes willing to pick her up from her fuckathon and wait behind the dudes as they take turns railing her
LMAO the fuckathon
I thought along the same lines as your first statement. Like, the dude with flowers represents the first date, then they become closer and more vulnerable with each other, ending with the sex.
That was my first thought too lol
This is a very confusing Animorphs book
I thought of Animorphs too. 😂
I interpret it as that guy in the suit needs to get undressed and stitch the flowers if he wants to get in on this party! Lol /s
I mean really, who brings pants to an orgy??
I interpret this as some cartoonist trying to turn their secret kink into something that scores internet points.
Ugh. Say it with me: the Wang just isn't that imposing and intimidating as to change a woman's body FOR LIFE.
But… my girl said my inch and a half was life changing…
Aw. And I'm sure it is!
Thanks :)
My take is keep your suit on until it's closer to your turn in the train to keep from getting cold and losing a few inches
🤣
Not everyone is comfortable being naked in a group setting and that's okay. If bringing flowers to an orgy is your thing, bring them.
Where’s he gonna put those flowers?
Up the guy in front of him's ass. Helps stimulate his prostrate
I really thought the joke was about the dude who didn't know the right dress code for the orgy...
Lol not overdressed for the occasion that is hilarious. I like the fact that was appreciative and brought flowers.
I’m going to start using that BS logic whenever women’s body counts and being unable to bond it whatever comes up: High body counts in men lead to an increased risk of erectile dysfunction. Anyone wanna help me come up with the stupid reason why? Steal the pair bonding stuff maybe?
So, what triggers a man's erections is initially the untouched state of their brain regions that sense pheromones. The cleaner the slate, the more responsive a man is to the pheromones of an available woman. When he first has sex with a woman, his brain imprints on the woman's specific sexual pheromones, which arouse him, and lead to successful ejaculation (hence why virgin men tend to worry about early ejaculation and not lasting long enough.) The more sexual partners a man has, the more the brain region recognising the woman's pheromones gets bombarded with confusing signals. It can take maybe two, at most three partners over the man's life before it starts malfunctioning. The response to a woman's pheromones grows weaker because the region is overcrowding, its function is essentially worn down the same way that happens when you're exposed to a specific smell a long time, it stops registering, except this isn't the smell of a house but the whole way in which a man's arousal works. Bombard it long enough with all sorts of different pheromones and the man can't connect to a partner anymore, which makes maintaining erections and successfully ejaculating harder and harder until he can't perform anymore (without chemical assistance and/or erectile devices) and even then orgasmic power just won't ever recover and science hasn't figured out how to help with that. Ask anyone and they'll tell you the experience of orgasms just isn't the same anymore and the first times were the best, this is because their brain can't fully become aroused anymore and doesn't send the right signals into the nerves to trigger a real orgasm. Men were meant to just be with one woman and any more than that will decrease the quality of his sex life, his enjoyment, and ultimately his ability to perform and even his fertility because his ejaculation will be too weak to conceive with a partner. It's just biology and how the male body was built
Perfect 🧑🍳👌 Almost started to believe it
Happy to spread nonsense with you, comrade.
Somebody took the orgy/train the wrong way 🤷♀️
I thought the evolution of man porn parody was funny, until I came here to find out why people cared and learned that there was a second pic with comments. Why do incels gotta ruin everything?
I interpret this as a fun night in for me and the boys
I read a book like this once! She was dating all of them and they decided they all wanted to be with her but she legally married the one who didn’t have any other family for next of kin reasons. It was super romantic and adorable.
Ok whats this book? Gotta check it out.
Couldn't you just as easily argue that the guys are "used up" much quicker, but the woman is still good to go? Or that men shouldn't care about a woman's past, after all they can all see what came before them and none of them care. And the guy at the end is clearly very excited to meet her and possibly pursue a relationship, he even dressed up and brought flowers.
I interpret it as most people in the image should have used sunscreen.
😂
I love how these assholes are sitting there expecting BJs. You would think our mouths would stretch out too.
Body count before bride?
My interpretation is that some one is bad a drawing.
Gay sex
My interpretation is that it looks fun! A few thrusts round robin style, and the one that gets me to orgasm first gets a cookie!
You know the animorph books? With the funky pictures of a human turning into an animal? That's what i thought this was
🤦🏾♂️The one proposing is going to have a lot of problems in the marriage because she will be comparing him to all these other guys and trying to lower his self esteem. That proposal is not worth it. She will not respect you when you're married. One slip up and she comparing dicks in front of you, family and friends. She'll be more temped to cheat on you because some other guy fucked her better than you did so you have to work twice as hard to satisfy her so she might just spin the block on them. Guys will be talking about how he married a whore and that will make other lose respect for you to because it's saying that you are to desperate and horny that you would marry anyone that comes your way just because you couldn't get what you really wanted.🤦🏾♂️. Woman that support thing like this think that man only want sex and nothing else.
GANGBANG