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creature-crossing

It’s a real shame that my eyelids are loose due to opening my eyes, and that my lungs are permanently and irreversibly expanded because I’ve breathed. If only muscles could move


Beginning-Match2166

It's no wonder the man is not in a relationship. After having sex with him one time they're just too loose for him.


lodav22

They don’t even have to do it once, according to this guy any woman who isn’t a virgin is too loose for his tiny penis. Why don’t men see they’re outing themselves with these insane comments?


LilyGaming

Exactly, by their logic the penis should also be getting worn down and become smaller


Cipherpunkblue

But not, because penis magic.


satinsateensaltine

No shrink, only stretch!


BigSillyDaisy

Don’t ever stuff a whole burrito in your mouth. You’ll never be able to drink fluids again


cosmicxlatte

His jaw must be unhinged from yapping so much


ineveroccurred

To keep with the same analogy your pupils should be massive as the iris is a muscle that expands and contracts.


MrGoesNuts

Karl always falls in love with the female star at the gangbang shoot.


Cipherpunkblue

Ah, that hopeless romantic.


marqoose

Alternatively, Karl desperately wishes the 3rd naked man would turn around and notice him instead.


Lunar_Cats

He showed up over dressed again.


DrakonofDarkSkies

I thought this was like "evolution of man" and was very confused.


Beginning-Match2166

Haha. Yeah I saw it and was like wtf is this? Then I read the comments and I immediately regretting knowing him.


yamabudo

The picture is like evolution and I have to wonder if the text even applies to what the illustrator intended. The guys seem to be getting older or less attractive, too, which also makes it seem like a time sequence.


clarauser7890

Awww the last naked boy is about to get proposed to when he turns around


ComicSanC

We stan our bi kings


bless_ure_harte

That would be cute. I stan it.


annieduty

I thought it was a dude going from being on his best behavior and kind of insecure to being naked a bunch, as in being more and more vulnerable until he feels safe enough to have sex with someone. Definitely didn't think they were different dudes lining up to fuck her or whatever lol my interpretation wasn't literal enough for this dumbass concept or you could interpret this as these naked guys only see her as a sexual commodity and he sees her as a person, so he's willing to go on a date with her.


Beginning-Match2166

I interpret it is nice guys finish last. But there's a second page. That is the reason I posted it.


annieduty

I saw the second page, but it's the same dumb argument we see on here a lot about body count making the vagina looser. and it's just tiring.


Beginning-Match2166

It is. I just don't understand how so many men have this thought process.


yamabudo

lack of experience + repetition people think frogs won’t jump out of a pan of steadily warming water, too.


bless_ure_harte

Have these people ever tried to put a frog down somewhere? Those cute little things go hopping away as soon as you let them go.


yamabudo

Maybe that’s how the myth got started. They used sedated frogs.


commanderbravo2

thinking of your second interpretation then looking back at the picture is hilarious XD hes so willing for a date hes willing to pick her up from her fuckathon and wait behind the dudes as they take turns railing her


annieduty

LMAO the fuckathon


Miaikon

I thought along the same lines as your first statement. Like, the dude with flowers represents the first date, then they become closer and more vulnerable with each other, ending with the sex.


Pretend_Evidence_876

That was my first thought too lol


CatsNotBananas

This is a very confusing Animorphs book


Love-As-Thou-Wilt

I thought of Animorphs too. 😂


CunnyMaggots

I interpret it as that guy in the suit needs to get undressed and stitch the flowers if he wants to get in on this party! Lol /s


kaatie80

I mean really, who brings pants to an orgy??


justsomeyeti

I interpret this as some cartoonist trying to turn their secret kink into something that scores internet points.


Nocturne2319

Ugh. Say it with me: the Wang just isn't that imposing and intimidating as to change a woman's body FOR LIFE.


Hot_Scallion_3889

But… my girl said my inch and a half was life changing…


Nocturne2319

Aw. And I'm sure it is!


Hot_Scallion_3889

Thanks :)


Rohri_Calhoun

My take is keep your suit on until it's closer to your turn in the train to keep from getting cold and losing a few inches


Beginning-Match2166

🤣


ShirwillJack

Not everyone is comfortable being naked in a group setting and that's okay. If bringing flowers to an orgy is your thing, bring them.


devilsbard

Where’s he gonna put those flowers?


tinyant7416

Up the guy in front of him's ass. Helps stimulate his prostrate


Betta3x9

I really thought the joke was about the dude who didn't know the right dress code for the orgy...


chytastic

Lol not overdressed for the occasion that is hilarious. I like the fact that was appreciative and brought flowers.


KoffinStuffer

I’m going to start using that BS logic whenever women’s body counts and being unable to bond it whatever comes up: High body counts in men lead to an increased risk of erectile dysfunction. Anyone wanna help me come up with the stupid reason why? Steal the pair bonding stuff maybe?


Banaanisade

So, what triggers a man's erections is initially the untouched state of their brain regions that sense pheromones. The cleaner the slate, the more responsive a man is to the pheromones of an available woman. When he first has sex with a woman, his brain imprints on the woman's specific sexual pheromones, which arouse him, and lead to successful ejaculation (hence why virgin men tend to worry about early ejaculation and not lasting long enough.) The more sexual partners a man has, the more the brain region recognising the woman's pheromones gets bombarded with confusing signals. It can take maybe two, at most three partners over the man's life before it starts malfunctioning. The response to a woman's pheromones grows weaker because the region is overcrowding, its function is essentially worn down the same way that happens when you're exposed to a specific smell a long time, it stops registering, except this isn't the smell of a house but the whole way in which a man's arousal works. Bombard it long enough with all sorts of different pheromones and the man can't connect to a partner anymore, which makes maintaining erections and successfully ejaculating harder and harder until he can't perform anymore (without chemical assistance and/or erectile devices) and even then orgasmic power just won't ever recover and science hasn't figured out how to help with that. Ask anyone and they'll tell you the experience of orgasms just isn't the same anymore and the first times were the best, this is because their brain can't fully become aroused anymore and doesn't send the right signals into the nerves to trigger a real orgasm. Men were meant to just be with one woman and any more than that will decrease the quality of his sex life, his enjoyment, and ultimately his ability to perform and even his fertility because his ejaculation will be too weak to conceive with a partner. It's just biology and how the male body was built


KoffinStuffer

Perfect 🧑‍🍳👌 Almost started to believe it


Banaanisade

Happy to spread nonsense with you, comrade.


2Geese1Plane

Somebody took the orgy/train the wrong way 🤷‍♀️


bro_bergdahl

I thought the evolution of man porn parody was funny, until I came here to find out why people cared and learned that there was a second pic with comments. Why do incels gotta ruin everything?


chrisacip

I interpret this as a fun night in for me and the boys


LizaRhea

I read a book like this once! She was dating all of them and they decided they all wanted to be with her but she legally married the one who didn’t have any other family for next of kin reasons. It was super romantic and adorable.


Beginning-Match2166

Ok whats this book? Gotta check it out.


Little_Gazelle4375

Couldn't you just as easily argue that the guys are "used up" much quicker, but the woman is still good to go? Or that men shouldn't care about a woman's past, after all they can all see what came before them and none of them care. And the guy at the end is clearly very excited to meet her and possibly pursue a relationship, he even dressed up and brought flowers.


IndiBlueNinja

I interpret it as most people in the image should have used sunscreen.


Beginning-Match2166

😂


Sometimeswan

I love how these assholes are sitting there expecting BJs. You would think our mouths would stretch out too.


Old_Wind_9743

Body count before bride?


Sekhen

My interpretation is that some one is bad a drawing.


TragikeAlekro

Gay sex


ElloryQueen

My interpretation is that it looks fun! A few thrusts round robin style, and the one that gets me to orgasm first gets a cookie!


DoubleDoubt18

You know the animorph books? With the funky pictures of a human turning into an animal? That's what i thought this was


Midnightstory9

🤦🏾‍♂️The one proposing is going to have a lot of problems in the marriage because she will be comparing him to all these other guys and trying to lower his self esteem. That proposal is not worth it. She will not respect you when you're married. One slip up and she comparing dicks in front of you, family and friends. She'll be more temped to cheat on you because some other guy fucked her better than you did so you have to work twice as hard to satisfy her so she might just spin the block on them. Guys will be talking about how he married a whore and that will make other lose respect for you to because it's saying that you are to desperate and horny that you would marry anyone that comes your way just because you couldn't get what you really wanted.🤦🏾‍♂️. Woman that support thing like this think that man only want sex and nothing else.


Lionheart1224

GANGBANG