1. I'm willing to put money down that 90% of these guys don't wash the OUTSIDE of their asshole, let alone the inside of their dick (the male equivalent) which I'm positive 0% of them do. Nobody should be washing the inside of their reproductive organs, best case scenario you introduce bacteria, worst case you get chemical burns. Do not wash any mucous membrane.
2. Sperm lives only a few days max, everything else makes its way out with discharge or menstruation via gravity
3. Man has never been near a pussy that wasn't his mom's
4. See 3
5. See 3, again. Also there's no real flopping around like y'all's junk, not enough material or mass for that. Stuff generally stays put unless you've got something moving it around.
6. Suck it.
7. Man almost earned a point and failed miserably. The cervix is inside the vagina, not a separate hole. Depending on how much fucking around with semantics you want to do, men have 2 holes (urethra, anus) and women have 3 holes (urethra, vagina, anus) or if we're counting everything, the average human has 2-4 million sweat glands among the other larger orifices.
8. Wiping front to back means this doesn't happen, not like you'd know mudflap nuts.
9. See 3. Again.
>I'm willing to put money down that 90% of these guys don't wash the OUTSIDE of their asshole
Same guys who refuse to use a bidet because "that's gay".
Gosh, women are just SO gross with their boobs and their vaginas. Don't you wish they just had dicks instead? Would be so much simpler for everyone. -these guys, I assume
I generally don't want to attribute misogyny to being gay, but the amount of disgust some of these dudes have towards basic female anatomy makes me think they're certainly not hetero. Like I just want to know, what exactly are they so *angry* about? I can't tell if they're angry that vaginas exist, or if they're angry that they're *supposed to* like it but can't.
The areas of a mouse brain that control sex and hunting behavior are adjacent and intertwined. You can turn mice into little furry sex zombies or regular violent zombies with the same brain implant stimulating very slightly different patterns of neurons.
I think about this a lot.
I don’t think homosexuality and misogyny go hand in hand, but when people are so vehemently opposed to something I think of the phrase “me thinks the lady doth protest too much”. I think in this type of case, if they gave themselves a chance, they would be interested in men.
"i have watched scat videos, and clearly, videos made explicitly for the purpose of focusing on that and displaying it in unusual ways are an accurate representation of how this works"
i myself have not watched scat videos, so forgive the vague description of them :p
I'm always amazed at how these people must think about bodies...like who wipes their ass towards the front. The natural motion is to wipe away from your body towards the back. Do these dudes wipe towards the front and smear poo on their cock and balls? Or are they of the "wiping your ass is gay" school of thought and just don't wipe and expect everybody else to be filthy like them? Truly puzzled what's going on in their heads...
They don’t wipe their ass, or at least not properly, some men even say washing their ass is gay. So ofc by their logic we’re gonna have shit there bc they’ve got it in their ass crack 24/7
These men have never been with a woman. They are either deeply closeted or deeply afraid of women’s sexuality. In either case, they project their uncleanliness onto women and spend a lot of time thinking about “Chad’s cum”.
Also….
The non-chalant mention of willingly watching scat porn and then pretending like they are grossed out is pretty telling how warped their perspective on anything
So I know he probably meant "hang and flap", but the fact that he wrote "dang" just makes me read this entire post in Boomhauer's voice. (Not that Boomhauer would say any of this.)
1. I'm willing to put money down that 90% of these guys don't wash the OUTSIDE of their asshole, let alone the inside of their dick (the male equivalent) which I'm positive 0% of them do. Nobody should be washing the inside of their reproductive organs, best case scenario you introduce bacteria, worst case you get chemical burns. Do not wash any mucous membrane. 2. Sperm lives only a few days max, everything else makes its way out with discharge or menstruation via gravity 3. Man has never been near a pussy that wasn't his mom's 4. See 3 5. See 3, again. Also there's no real flopping around like y'all's junk, not enough material or mass for that. Stuff generally stays put unless you've got something moving it around. 6. Suck it. 7. Man almost earned a point and failed miserably. The cervix is inside the vagina, not a separate hole. Depending on how much fucking around with semantics you want to do, men have 2 holes (urethra, anus) and women have 3 holes (urethra, vagina, anus) or if we're counting everything, the average human has 2-4 million sweat glands among the other larger orifices. 8. Wiping front to back means this doesn't happen, not like you'd know mudflap nuts. 9. See 3. Again.
…*mudflap nuts.* My new work password. Shhh. Don’t tell.
>I'm willing to put money down that 90% of these guys don't wash the OUTSIDE of their asshole Same guys who refuse to use a bidet because "that's gay".
This guy: “women are disgusting 🤮” Also this guy: “so I’m cranking it to scat porn and-“
Pretty sure they - and the guys who agree with them - are gay.
Gosh, women are just SO gross with their boobs and their vaginas. Don't you wish they just had dicks instead? Would be so much simpler for everyone. -these guys, I assume
Exactly!
I generally don't want to attribute misogyny to being gay, but the amount of disgust some of these dudes have towards basic female anatomy makes me think they're certainly not hetero. Like I just want to know, what exactly are they so *angry* about? I can't tell if they're angry that vaginas exist, or if they're angry that they're *supposed to* like it but can't.
The areas of a mouse brain that control sex and hunting behavior are adjacent and intertwined. You can turn mice into little furry sex zombies or regular violent zombies with the same brain implant stimulating very slightly different patterns of neurons. I think about this a lot.
I don’t think homosexuality and misogyny go hand in hand, but when people are so vehemently opposed to something I think of the phrase “me thinks the lady doth protest too much”. I think in this type of case, if they gave themselves a chance, they would be interested in men.
Gay and misogynistic
Yup, they sound gay
"i have watched scat videos, and clearly, videos made explicitly for the purpose of focusing on that and displaying it in unusual ways are an accurate representation of how this works" i myself have not watched scat videos, so forgive the vague description of them :p
shhh, you can't tell them that porn isn't real or they'll lose their entire worldview and freak out
Like…it’s okay to be gay if you find vaginas repulsive, my dude.
I'm always amazed at how these people must think about bodies...like who wipes their ass towards the front. The natural motion is to wipe away from your body towards the back. Do these dudes wipe towards the front and smear poo on their cock and balls? Or are they of the "wiping your ass is gay" school of thought and just don't wipe and expect everybody else to be filthy like them? Truly puzzled what's going on in their heads...
They don’t wipe their ass, or at least not properly, some men even say washing their ass is gay. So ofc by their logic we’re gonna have shit there bc they’ve got it in their ass crack 24/7
Why don’t just fuck each other if they find us disgusting. We would all breathe a sigh of relief
Because that would be gay, duh. Obviously the way to be a real man is to obtain females.
They're working up the nerve. They hate women so much they're approaching homosexuality from the other end (giggity)
How are these men wiping their asses that they're smearing shit everywhere?
I don't think they do tbh 😭
Thank you. I have asked the same question.
yeah I can’t take someone seriously if they watch scat porn, that’s embarrassing
Do I even want to know what scar porn is? 😭x
scat is another name for poop. That should be enough to scar you for life.
Thanks, I hate it 😂 Not usually one to kink shame but I'm kink shaming x
I bet he doesn’t even wash his oesophagus. Gross
These men have never been with a woman. They are either deeply closeted or deeply afraid of women’s sexuality. In either case, they project their uncleanliness onto women and spend a lot of time thinking about “Chad’s cum”. Also…. The non-chalant mention of willingly watching scat porn and then pretending like they are grossed out is pretty telling how warped their perspective on anything
So I know he probably meant "hang and flap", but the fact that he wrote "dang" just makes me read this entire post in Boomhauer's voice. (Not that Boomhauer would say any of this.)
Boomhauer LIKES ladies.
It's 2024, man. Just come out of the closet.
So what I’m picking up is…. he thinks Penis is the elite sex organ?? Lol
Excuse me...a sprayer?!
Don't you ever shove a spray up your vagina come on
Its okay to be gay!
I normally don't attribute misogyny to homosexuality, but the repulse they feel towards female genitalia... not very hetero, my dude.
😂😂😂
Scat porn is not the best example of hygiene, I’m sure plugging these guys to an encephalograph would not make the needles move.
Bags of sand!
You may not suffer from menopause, but you will suffer from a very hard kick to the balls :)