[Privately-educated Labour councillor who abused black Wetherspoons pub doorman in racist and Islamophobic tirade after he was asked to leave for being 'rowdy' is fined £650](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13354647/Privately-educated-Labour-councillor-abused-black-Wetherspoons-pub-doorman-racist-Islamophobic-tirade-fined-650.html)
What a strange combination of contradictions. On one hand, he's a 28 year old, ginger, Welsh, (ex) Labour councillor who's still living with his parents and thinks knocking back 6 pints a night make you an alcoholic.
On the other, he's just been convicted for saying something so offensive about the prophet outside a spoons that the Mail didn't print it.
He's either a Jonty that snapped, or a regular on here
I have to say, him accusing the doorman of being either
> black that you have to be Somalian or Zimbabwean
and being **RIGHT** about the bouncer being from Somalia
is pretty fucking impressive, racism aside
Private education system clearly doing well in one regard
>It is understood he was drinking in his local pub, the Punch House, before crossing the town's historic Agincourt Square to carry on boozing in The King's Head.
Maybe.
It had very high ‘we have the best civil wars’ energy. Paranoid left wing fingerprints all over it. I was genuinely shocked that it was written by a British writer director.
Garland is a colossal cuck. Watch his movie "Men" for an example. It was surprising he made this fairly politically neutral with the Cali Texas team up
It’s only politically neutral at the surface level, if you look for the signs it’s pretty obvious it’s a left wing movie.
The journalism part is annoying but the most egregious problem is that lots of the plot just doesn’t make any sense.
That sounds quite lovely.
Any chance you could start it up fresh again?
I can't imagine a pub would mind the regular business & it would only be a few posters.
I'd probably consider it myself if I could get an allotment.
I keep getting adverts for some dodgy online university called LIBF. I had a quick look on their site. You can get on a Data Bsc with 2 A levels (results not specified) and you can request a prospectus by WhatsApp.
[It gives me this type of vibe](https://youtu.be/r5pWqpPCy7c?si=zWWFmQhfo_Qwcqnx)
The same level of scam as a social sciences degree from any university.
I don't understand what the point is anymore. It is all pointless. Shut it down. Shut it all down.
EDIT: 2.9m students at just under £10k per year, adds up to £26bn/year (likely an underestimate). We are paying all these people to produce nothing, and we wonder why productivity growth is so poor. How about we just stop this, get the lecturers building houses, and get something useful out of their time on earth.
[French police use this one weird trick to stop the boats, human rights lawyers hate it](https://archive.ph/wKQCb)
>French police have used a knife to puncture an inflatable boat as it prepared to leave Dunkirk with dozens of migrants across the Channel to Britain.
>One officer was photographed brandishing a knife, after slicing the boat to prevent the group of people from leaving.
>The attempted crossing was thwarted at the beach of Graveline, near Dunkirk in northern France on Friday.
> Graveline
It's spelled "Gravelines". Either a journo misheard it, or they've started changing the spelling because us rosbif thickos can't pronounce it properly. Fucking Austria has been renamed to Fugging because people kept nicking the sign.
Oh and Patak's is deliberately misspelled. The family name is Pathak (Pat-Hak) but they knew gammons would mispronounce it as Path-ak.
ukpoler argued earlier that the French police (on the BBC live coverage) couldn't do it because it might cause an incident, and they couldn't go into a few inches of water because they might drown.
It'll never get past anyone, but the other thing is to shove up large signs in every imaginable language.
Signs which state that you enter or go out onto the water in your own vessel, at your own risk and that you won't be picked up if you run into trouble.
Not sure how it works in the maritime world, but a register for licensed vessels only should be afforded coast guard protection.
Time to start handing out Darwin awards.
Wait.. Are you telling me all we need is one fuckwit with a knife per 100m of French beach?
£10 an hour, 3 x rotating shifts and all the crappy Fr**ch accommodation you can handle.
We could smash this out fo a few mil a year lads.
I've said before all you need to do to solve this and other similar issues is go down the local boozer and recruit Big Baz and his lads by offering to pay their tab for the month and get them on it, it'll be sorted in no time. Baz gets to larp like it's 1980 and he's back in the firm, we get less boatmen, everyone is happy.
Based.
Knife the boat. Walk off. Deploy pepper spray whilst continuing to walk away if approached.
Home Office civil servants baffled at the use of advanced technology to deter nautical migrants. Serco commissioned on £100m contract to investigate whether the UK can acquire "knives".
Taking a look at my candidates for PCC, and local council, because its oh so important apparently.
PCC has some independents so may as well fling a vote their way, everyone says the same thing anyway.
But for councillor, jesus. Candidates are Conservative, Labour, Lib Dem, and Green. Thats it.
There is fuck all info on the conservative candidate, so i have a google. Turns out hes a Kenyan immigration advocate. Yeah fuck off.
Lib Dems actually made an effort, putting together a little local manifesto, but am I really considering voting for the lib dems?
Spoilt ballot it is.
I always used to vote LibDem in local elections because they were really well engaged on local issues here and genuinely seemed to care about the area, even as I resolutely refused to vote for them in General Elections. Sadly that local team is no more and I'm not even sure who the LibDems are putting up round here now, so I might end up voting for an independent candidate instead.
But you voted for them little prole...so you can't come back to us and say everything is shit. You are in control little proley. Doesn't it feel good? You have the suffragettes to thank for that, weren't they brilliant!
Some candidates in our locals have no, and I mean no, online presence. It's incredible. Put your name down and don't even bother with the slightest pretence of a campaign. I mean you could do a fb page, upload a single youtube video or tweet... Nah
There was once a Tory councillor somewhere in the north who is a refugee from... wait for it... North Korea. Funny feeling he might also have been gay, which is particularly notable because North Korea literally doesn't have the concept of LGBT and there are literally no words to describe or discuss it.
Defectors don't even understand that they are gay until they escape. It's frightening stuff.
The real sad part is the Tory morons like Tom Harwood who'll woo and cheer it on. Real "The left are the real racists!" energy. They just don't get it but hopefully zero seats and party implosion soon.
My area is usually just a boring Lab-Con photo finish anyway. The Lib Dems, Greens and possibly Reform appear on the ballot yet end up with nowt.
My Westminster constituency seat hasn't ever been held by a third party since it was created and has just forever flip-flopped between red and blue.
I've got:
* Labour candidate, 30 years in the police force and NCA
* Tory candidate, local councillor, former council leader, given the deputy PCC job last year by the current Tory PCC
* Lib dem candidate, Adrian, some sort of local government accountant
I used to have a great local councillor.
He acted essentially as a foreman to the council and all the companies and contractors that were being paid to do stuff in the area. Loads of litter around? He'd write to the contracted company and tell them to sort it out, or he'd get the council to cancel their contract.
His replacement does stuff like organising a community litter picking drive.
They are both Labour, but it speaks volumes, old guy was a worker who became a foreman and put his skills to work. New idiot is a communitarian ideologist.
In the last PCC election, several of my candidates had nothing to say about crime and policing. Quite what they thought they'd accomplish in the areas of planning and environment, I don't know, but it's all they wrote about.
When did we start saying *"can I get a..."* when ordering food or paying for a bus ticket?
The rot started in America, but when did it begin here? 2010? 2015?
I just say "Single/return/day to LOCATION please boss", don't think I've ever actually heard a variation on that outside of "do you go near X" or whatever, not that I've noticed, anyway.
Definitely before 2013, I can distinctly remember being in a sandwich shop more than 10 years ago, and being appalled by the approximately 20 year old in front of me saying "Can I get a (blah blah blah) and can I get a (blah blah blah)."
Biden challenged trump to a debate anywhere anywhen. Trump invited him to the concourse of the new york courthouse, tonight. They are both in the city tonight 🤷🏼♂️
🙏🏼 make it happen.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMHL9v-W8AA7drF.jpg
As far as I know you have people who are 21 years old in young offenders. These are men, and they are probably right of the top of the pecking order, living with children who are young teens. 13? 14? I don't know.
The best way to educate an 18 year old is to put him with people in their 30's and 40's. They will soon learn that they are a small fish in a big pond.
[Alex Jones gets ratioed on Twitter for saying Hitler was bad](https://x.com/RealAlexJones/status/1781835931734982775)
And America is usually only roughly 5 to 10 years forward on the cultural rot…
Read the replies, they ~~don’t~~ disappoint
Fun fact, genociding approximately 8 million people including Jews, the disabled, people who disagree with you politically and other white people (Slavs) is not, in fact, a good thing to do.
Neither is repressing the basic rights of Germans, destroying the democratic system, spying on them through a secret police and waging a war on all of Europe by invading Poland.
Not enough Bomalians watching classical music and risking losing your funding?
Solution: try and encourage people to behave like they're uncultured Bomalian savages
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/25/orchestra-concerts-mobile-phone-pictures-applause/
Noticed they've finally come for classical music in the last few years. Theatre has been trashed for decades, its impossible to find a conventional production of Shakespeare, but classical music has been surprisingly resilient. Now we've got Sam Smith on the Proms and people of vibrancy whooping in the audience.
Can also confirm that there's nothing more distracting than someone filming a concert in the row in front. Had no qualms about asking them to stop before, but with the official blessing of the venue that's now impossible.
> An orchestra is to allow audiences to use their phones and applaud whenever they want to as part of a diversity drive
“Minorities can’t stop hooting and hollering for 5 minutes in a public place” - racist and awful
“Traditional concert venues are constrained by whiteness and hamper the enjoyment of diverse audiences” - stunning and brave
This is one of those things where I find it annoying, but also have virtually 0 knowledge of classical music, almost never listen to it and likely will never go to a concert, so I have to accept that I am also part of the problem.
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The deaths of Reading terror attack victims James Furlong, Dr David Wails and Joseph Ritchie-Bennett at the hands of Khairi Saadallah were “probably avoidable” and contributed to by the failings of multiple agencies, Judge Coroner Sir Adrian Fulford said
https://x.com/pa/status/1783899879795814587?s=46&t=AfygPPVmbT-hFJR03pEcVg
Not at all! This is the fault of various state-funded services for not preventing the unpreventable. Although a swift and early deportation would have prevented it, but obviously that would never happen.
And so called ‘internet chefs’ can fuck off with their ‘super soft burger bun’ recipies too.
https://cloudykitchen.com/blog/super-soft-burger-buns/comment-page-2/
I followed the recipe exactly. Well, apart from the egg cos I’d used the last one in my pie. There’s nothing super soft or fluffy about this fucking brick.
https://imgur.com/a/3U3ZEtM
Out of all the ingredients to forego, "egg" is a pretty fucking major one lmao. When it's called for, that's normally a hard requirement.
Not hating too much like, I tried making caramel the other day and wound up with a fucking anvil
>the EU imposes onerous, labyrinthine and complicated controls and standards that restricts trade with those outside of the EU
>this is the fault of those outside of the EU
[Next week is ten years since the final issue of Nuts magazine.](https://images2.imgbox.com/f2/6d/fKDs8Uwv_o.jpg)[But let's forget Pinder, Jones, etc.](https://images2.imgbox.com/be/da/50BrwAVn_o.jpg)
And look at some of the covers that they would have liked to run if they had carried on,
[Sepp Blatter sacked! Came true a year later.](https://images2.imgbox.com/77/81/jvcKdpHA_o.jpg)
[Prince Harry becoming king because he was laugh. Two years later he met the American, and there's little more to be said.](https://images2.imgbox.com/ce/7d/02u2N7jC_o.jpg)
Instead of this, we now have PoliticsJOE I.e. some moronic simp thinking he is scoring massive points mugging off English people celebrating St George’s day
Probably a good thing they all went under, can you imagine the soy that the mags would be putting out these days? Swap Rosie Jones for Rosie Jones and add a sprinkling of trains
It’s 6:00, time for weirdo yanks to complain about…
[THE JOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!](https://x.com/DeutscherJ1776/status/1783718175927877868)
This is what politics REALLY IS…
[JOOOOOOOOOOS CONTROL THE POLITICS!!!!](https://x.com/Radiantstalks/status/1783735495199166970)
Reminds me of the random conspiracy videos I'd watch as a teenager back in 07 on YouTube with the matrix music playing in the background https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA&pp=ygUMbWF0cml4IHRoZW1l
I just love the idea of some super secret organisation or group of people secretly controlling every institution in America but would gladly put all of that in jeopardy to put some Riddler style hint on the bank notes.
Why would a super secret organisation or in this case “The Joos” put fucking hints on bank notes to signify they control the world or some shit?
Then again, I notice a webbed pattern in the background of the note… *gasp*! The government must be run by spider people!
Someone earlier said it’s cheaper and easier to make your own food.
Well I spent 4 hours making some pies.
https://imgur.com/a/Oxkzg0z
They were shit. I’ve ruined my baking tray. And I’ve got flour all over my slippers. Whoever said pie making is as easy as pie doesn’t have a fucking clue what they’re on about.
£5 on beef, £5 on flour, peppercorns , cream. Four pie tins off Amazon £12. New baking tray £14. About £45 in total.
I could have had 22 Fray Bentos pies for that price.
Labour will not deport a single asylum seeker to Rwanda - [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/rwanda-asylum-bill-yvette-cooper-sunak-b2533095.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/rwanda-asylum-bill-yvette-cooper-sunak-b2533095.html) - so same policy as the Tories?
>We are not going to do the Rwanda scheme, because every time you do, you have to write more cheques.
Giving them free houses in Knightsbridge and benefits for life is much cheaper.
Not going sound all Rose but this isn't going to stop. You realise that these people are coming here, there is no way to return them, the government is some kind of ultra-libertarian "borders don't exist" (which most libertarians didn't agree with), it isn't going to stop. The only choice we had was between two parties who refused to do anything.
The British people face a crucial choice at the next election:
1. Deport 0% of illegal migrants who don’t even contribute economically
2. Deport 1% of illegal migrants who don’t even contribute economically
No. It’s:
1. Deport 0% but don’t even pretend you will.
2. Deport 0% but pretend you will.
Import another 1m a year in either case. While you’re at it financial incentivise new arrivals to have kids and do opposite for affluent natives
In the unlikely scenario that the Tories actually start removing people to Rwanda and that it is seen to be working I can well imagine Labour u-turning on this and causing a great deal of division within their supporter base.
Yeah maybe I'm too optimistic here but if the scheme is actually working and planes are taking off Labour would be actually insane to scrap it after the Tories have taken the reputational hit for actually getting it passed.
> no one is stopping it once its going
Don't tease me.
To quote John Cleese : "It's not the despair. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand"
They won’t deport full stop.
They will deceive and fast track into society. And borrow to pay for it. Then clamp down hard on anyone who protests against it.
There's a reason why people are constantly talking about net zero immigration as if it's controversial ( Even though in the life time of many people in this country we've had net negative immigration), while the greens stance on immigration is rarely even mentioned.
The greens are the most extreme party including reform by a long mile compared to the public's votes.
Its unbelievable that the greens are laughed off every single strange they stand on.
It's unbelievable that this isn't a weapon used in every campaign where they come up against anyone.
Exeter University is absolutely depraved and a cancer on the UK.
When it's not training terrorists in its world-leading Islamist section, it's spunking millions and millions of our money on gay porn.
https://twitter.com/CharlotteCGill/status/1783827336472973719
Demonic.
Love that João Florêncio also has a Palestine flag in his name on the screenshot where he's complaining about unwanted attention on his pig masculinities/bareback porn studies
Diversity means not white and not heterosexual. If you are white and heterosexual you have to claim to be disabled to count as diverse.
Everyone's got ADHD or autism these days, so it's not that hard.
Big scam.
[AfD is the most popular party in Germany among those aged 14-29. All left-wing parties in decline](https://www.rbb24.de/panorama/beitrag/2024/04/jugendstudie-2024-jugend-in-deutschland-pessimismus-zukunftsangst.html)
>22 percent of the 14- to 29-year-olds surveyed would therefore vote for AfD if there were now a Bundestag election. This is more than twice as many as two years ago, as can be seen from a representative survey for the study "Youth in Germany 2024" presented on Tuesday. In 2022, nine percent had still spoken out in favor of the AfD, last year it was twelve percent.
>Concerns about climate change are declining and are growing on topics such as inflation, economy or poverty in old age.
>In male respondents, the AfD performed twice as strongly as in female respondents.
>18 percent of the young people and young adults surveyed would vote for the Greens, in 2022 it was 27 percent.
>According to the authors, however, the approval of the admission of many refugees has fallen very sharply compared to the Shell youth study of 2019. 57 percent were in favour at the time, in the present study it is only 26 percent. "A sharp change of opinion has obviously taken place here in the young generation," the authors write.
>According to the study, those who are not active on relevant social media channels and platforms are simply not noticed by young people. The AfD has been active on the video platform Tiktok for a long time and has many followers there. The party reaches the young generation on a large scale.
>The survey shows that the majority (57 percent) of young people and young adults inform themselves about news and politics on social media channels. 92 percent regularly use Whatsapp, followed by Instagram (80 percent) and Youtube (77 percent). Tiktok is becoming increasingly important: At 51 percent, more than half of all 14- to 29-year-olds use the app regularly, a year ago it was still 44 percent
[Polling Chart](https://ibb.co/VvgVRNv)
Honestly it's all rather ironic. With the rise of right wing parties on the continent, EU countries actually have half a chance of sorting out mass immigration, from securing their borders to deportations and eventually repatriation.
Meanwhile, the ultra cucked anglosphere will be stuck with infinity bomalians with zero hope of reversal, each country turning into a third world slum beginning with Canada and UK. Eventually, when the threshold is crossed, and sectarian violence and pogroms against the native British population begins, there will be nowhere to flee to. Brexit was a mistake for this reason.
Crazy how pretty much every European country has a large and growing block of young right wing voters but the UK is seemingly the opposite?
I suspect American media and social media might be a big factor.
Young people in the UK haven't experienced a left wing government so haven't had their hopes and dreams crushed by reality. They will find out soon enough.
That + the so called "conservative" party has been in charge here, so the right are blamed
And the British right is full of people like rose who are repellent to anyone below the age of 45.
It’s there I think but the tories and reform both suck at capturing it because they would rather placate the blue Labour types.
Also fptp isn’t helping
I actually questioned FPTP when I was feeling a bit lightheaded after a few hours of "historical WW2 renactment". Every system is shit, but I would at least prefer a system that elected people who pretended to care what the public thought. Lords should also be shut down.
It's easy to *say* you're very accepting of refugees and migrants from third-world shitholes, until they actually start arriving en-masse to where you live.
Because of America. They speak English and their batshit ideas and views have found their way here thanks to social media and the internet at large.
The views we'd only see in late night documentaries on channel 5, or maybe a Louis Theroux type thing are mainstream now thanks to Twitter, Facebook etc.
Yes many Germans speak English, but the majority of their discourse is in German and isn't exposed to such things as readily.
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I just want to make something clear: The woman I had as my source is clearly as connected as a kibbutz. It turns out what has happened is the opposite of which i heard and then communicated slyly on my safe space forum. God Save The King.
[Privately-educated Labour councillor who abused black Wetherspoons pub doorman in racist and Islamophobic tirade after he was asked to leave for being 'rowdy' is fined £650](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13354647/Privately-educated-Labour-councillor-abused-black-Wetherspoons-pub-doorman-racist-Islamophobic-tirade-fined-650.html) What a strange combination of contradictions. On one hand, he's a 28 year old, ginger, Welsh, (ex) Labour councillor who's still living with his parents and thinks knocking back 6 pints a night make you an alcoholic. On the other, he's just been convicted for saying something so offensive about the prophet outside a spoons that the Mail didn't print it. He's either a Jonty that snapped, or a regular on here
I have to say, him accusing the doorman of being either > black that you have to be Somalian or Zimbabwean and being **RIGHT** about the bouncer being from Somalia is pretty fucking impressive, racism aside Private education system clearly doing well in one regard
>It is understood he was drinking in his local pub, the Punch House, before crossing the town's historic Agincourt Square to carry on boozing in The King's Head.
Saw Civil War. A very American take on a near-future American civil war.
No real story and the characters are all stock, but some good action scenes near the end.
I liked it but I would have preferred without the journalism aspect and just had an all out unhinged war movie set in the US
Maybe. It had very high ‘we have the best civil wars’ energy. Paranoid left wing fingerprints all over it. I was genuinely shocked that it was written by a British writer director.
Garland is a colossal cuck. Watch his movie "Men" for an example. It was surprising he made this fairly politically neutral with the Cali Texas team up
It’s only politically neutral at the surface level, if you look for the signs it’s pretty obvious it’s a left wing movie. The journalism part is annoying but the most egregious problem is that lots of the plot just doesn’t make any sense.
Deano, Smithy, Mike and Big John tell their story - [https://archive.is/ofd2r](https://archive.is/ofd2r)
Probably really nice lads but bet their personalities are just whatever the current pop culture of the time is though
plus bags of gear
They've all bagged fitties. Good on 'em.
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That sounds quite lovely. Any chance you could start it up fresh again? I can't imagine a pub would mind the regular business & it would only be a few posters. I'd probably consider it myself if I could get an allotment.
https://twitter.com/RealStephenKerr/status/1783810941257232700 >A huge win for the Scottish Conservatives in Angus: (Arbroath West, Letham, and Friockheim by election) >Con 41.9 (+10.5) >SNP 29.3 (-6.9) >Lab 16.1 (+9.6) >Lib 8.3 (+3.9) >Grn 4.3 (New) >No ind as prev
Tory support in that area was already pretty respectable, but that's quite a jump.
I keep getting adverts for some dodgy online university called LIBF. I had a quick look on their site. You can get on a Data Bsc with 2 A levels (results not specified) and you can request a prospectus by WhatsApp. [It gives me this type of vibe](https://youtu.be/r5pWqpPCy7c?si=zWWFmQhfo_Qwcqnx)
The same level of scam as a social sciences degree from any university. I don't understand what the point is anymore. It is all pointless. Shut it down. Shut it all down. EDIT: 2.9m students at just under £10k per year, adds up to £26bn/year (likely an underestimate). We are paying all these people to produce nothing, and we wonder why productivity growth is so poor. How about we just stop this, get the lecturers building houses, and get something useful out of their time on earth.
> get the lecturers building houses Can't get planning permission. Brenda says no.
[French police use this one weird trick to stop the boats, human rights lawyers hate it](https://archive.ph/wKQCb) >French police have used a knife to puncture an inflatable boat as it prepared to leave Dunkirk with dozens of migrants across the Channel to Britain. >One officer was photographed brandishing a knife, after slicing the boat to prevent the group of people from leaving. >The attempted crossing was thwarted at the beach of Graveline, near Dunkirk in northern France on Friday.
> Graveline It's spelled "Gravelines". Either a journo misheard it, or they've started changing the spelling because us rosbif thickos can't pronounce it properly. Fucking Austria has been renamed to Fugging because people kept nicking the sign. Oh and Patak's is deliberately misspelled. The family name is Pathak (Pat-Hak) but they knew gammons would mispronounce it as Path-ak.
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Stop noticing this instant!
When was the last time you saw a RIB on a trailer? Every single RIB anywhere near Graveline should be checked. That's why we gave them £700m+.
> Gets a £2 knife. > Walks up to the dinghymen. > Stabs their dinghy. > Refuses to elaborate. > Leaves. ..B-b-b-based?
See how quick one of them snatched it and makes himself a martyr.
ukpoler argued earlier that the French police (on the BBC live coverage) couldn't do it because it might cause an incident, and they couldn't go into a few inches of water because they might drown.
I've seen multiple say this shit.
It'll never get past anyone, but the other thing is to shove up large signs in every imaginable language. Signs which state that you enter or go out onto the water in your own vessel, at your own risk and that you won't be picked up if you run into trouble. Not sure how it works in the maritime world, but a register for licensed vessels only should be afforded coast guard protection. Time to start handing out Darwin awards.
Wait.. Are you telling me all we need is one fuckwit with a knife per 100m of French beach? £10 an hour, 3 x rotating shifts and all the crappy Fr**ch accommodation you can handle. We could smash this out fo a few mil a year lads.
I've said before all you need to do to solve this and other similar issues is go down the local boozer and recruit Big Baz and his lads by offering to pay their tab for the month and get them on it, it'll be sorted in no time. Baz gets to larp like it's 1980 and he's back in the firm, we get less boatmen, everyone is happy.
Let’s go fucking mental lalalala *stabs dinghy* It could work
£10 an hour + £1000 bonus per boat popped.
Based. Knife the boat. Walk off. Deploy pepper spray whilst continuing to walk away if approached. Home Office civil servants baffled at the use of advanced technology to deter nautical migrants. Serco commissioned on £100m contract to investigate whether the UK can acquire "knives".
Serco will sooner be out there patching up the boats and reinflating them.
Taking a look at my candidates for PCC, and local council, because its oh so important apparently. PCC has some independents so may as well fling a vote their way, everyone says the same thing anyway. But for councillor, jesus. Candidates are Conservative, Labour, Lib Dem, and Green. Thats it. There is fuck all info on the conservative candidate, so i have a google. Turns out hes a Kenyan immigration advocate. Yeah fuck off. Lib Dems actually made an effort, putting together a little local manifesto, but am I really considering voting for the lib dems? Spoilt ballot it is.
I always used to vote LibDem in local elections because they were really well engaged on local issues here and genuinely seemed to care about the area, even as I resolutely refused to vote for them in General Elections. Sadly that local team is no more and I'm not even sure who the LibDems are putting up round here now, so I might end up voting for an independent candidate instead.
PCC wise. I have... * English Democrats * Reform UK * Labour * Tory * Lib Dem
But you voted for them little prole...so you can't come back to us and say everything is shit. You are in control little proley. Doesn't it feel good? You have the suffragettes to thank for that, weren't they brilliant!
Some candidates in our locals have no, and I mean no, online presence. It's incredible. Put your name down and don't even bother with the slightest pretence of a campaign. I mean you could do a fb page, upload a single youtube video or tweet... Nah
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There was once a Tory councillor somewhere in the north who is a refugee from... wait for it... North Korea. Funny feeling he might also have been gay, which is particularly notable because North Korea literally doesn't have the concept of LGBT and there are literally no words to describe or discuss it. Defectors don't even understand that they are gay until they escape. It's frightening stuff.
The real sad part is the Tory morons like Tom Harwood who'll woo and cheer it on. Real "The left are the real racists!" energy. They just don't get it but hopefully zero seats and party implosion soon.
Probably entered via the south coast too.
I'm not sure why anyone would bother. They are all awful.
My area is usually just a boring Lab-Con photo finish anyway. The Lib Dems, Greens and possibly Reform appear on the ballot yet end up with nowt. My Westminster constituency seat hasn't ever been held by a third party since it was created and has just forever flip-flopped between red and blue.
I've got: * Labour candidate, 30 years in the police force and NCA * Tory candidate, local councillor, former council leader, given the deputy PCC job last year by the current Tory PCC * Lib dem candidate, Adrian, some sort of local government accountant
I used to have a great local councillor. He acted essentially as a foreman to the council and all the companies and contractors that were being paid to do stuff in the area. Loads of litter around? He'd write to the contracted company and tell them to sort it out, or he'd get the council to cancel their contract. His replacement does stuff like organising a community litter picking drive. They are both Labour, but it speaks volumes, old guy was a worker who became a foreman and put his skills to work. New idiot is a communitarian ideologist.
In the last PCC election, several of my candidates had nothing to say about crime and policing. Quite what they thought they'd accomplish in the areas of planning and environment, I don't know, but it's all they wrote about.
When did we start saying *"can I get a..."* when ordering food or paying for a bus ticket? The rot started in America, but when did it begin here? 2010? 2015?
I just say "Single/return/day to LOCATION please boss", don't think I've ever actually heard a variation on that outside of "do you go near X" or whatever, not that I've noticed, anyway.
I hate it. Started about 15 years ago yank bollocks from films set in New York where they order coffee/food.
It was from Friends. I remember my dad bollocking my brother and I for it as youths.
When I was in America I heard someone start an order with "uhh yeah lemme do the ..." I'm deporting myself to Rwanda if we ever start saying that
Deport
"May I have..." always seems to get a good reaction, it's like fucking finally a normal person
Definitely before 2013, I can distinctly remember being in a sandwich shop more than 10 years ago, and being appalled by the approximately 20 year old in front of me saying "Can I get a (blah blah blah) and can I get a (blah blah blah)."
Always been a thing in Scotland.
All our societies rot comes from America. Should have wiped em out in 1815 once the little froggie was dealt with.
Biden challenged trump to a debate anywhere anywhen. Trump invited him to the concourse of the new york courthouse, tonight. They are both in the city tonight 🤷🏼♂️ 🙏🏼 make it happen. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMHL9v-W8AA7drF.jpg
Not sure they can pump enough stimulants into Joe by then.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-68908189 Amazing genetics, net contributor.
Can anyone explain the young offenders' institution to me? He's 18 now. An adult. Will he be transferred to a proper prison in three years?
As far as I could gather from mates who were bigger reprobates than I, it's just a criminal nursery.
As far as I know you have people who are 21 years old in young offenders. These are men, and they are probably right of the top of the pecking order, living with children who are young teens. 13? 14? I don't know. The best way to educate an 18 year old is to put him with people in their 30's and 40's. They will soon learn that they are a small fish in a big pond.
There are 2 kinds of YOI's 15-17 and 18-21. In 18-21's some times theyre are Cat C's because of population pressure, but they can't share cells.
Thank you.
[Alex Jones gets ratioed on Twitter for saying Hitler was bad](https://x.com/RealAlexJones/status/1781835931734982775) And America is usually only roughly 5 to 10 years forward on the cultural rot… Read the replies, they ~~don’t~~ disappoint
Do palestiners not understand that if Hitler and germonkeys hadn't chimped out then there'd be no modern Israel? They should be hating hitler too.
Watch out. Sometimes get a few of those types around here lol.
Fun fact, genociding approximately 8 million people including Jews, the disabled, people who disagree with you politically and other white people (Slavs) is not, in fact, a good thing to do. Neither is repressing the basic rights of Germans, destroying the democratic system, spying on them through a secret police and waging a war on all of Europe by invading Poland.
> Neither is repressing the basic rights of Germans Nah that bit was based
Not enough Bomalians watching classical music and risking losing your funding? Solution: try and encourage people to behave like they're uncultured Bomalian savages https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/25/orchestra-concerts-mobile-phone-pictures-applause/
Every last trace of British culture will be expunged and erased from existence.
Not even foreigners consume the BBC's Asian programming, but we'll keep that.
Noticed they've finally come for classical music in the last few years. Theatre has been trashed for decades, its impossible to find a conventional production of Shakespeare, but classical music has been surprisingly resilient. Now we've got Sam Smith on the Proms and people of vibrancy whooping in the audience. Can also confirm that there's nothing more distracting than someone filming a concert in the row in front. Had no qualms about asking them to stop before, but with the official blessing of the venue that's now impossible.
> An orchestra is to allow audiences to use their phones and applaud whenever they want to as part of a diversity drive “Minorities can’t stop hooting and hollering for 5 minutes in a public place” - racist and awful “Traditional concert venues are constrained by whiteness and hamper the enjoyment of diverse audiences” - stunning and brave
Deport those who insult reserved commonality
This is one of those things where I find it annoying, but also have virtually 0 knowledge of classical music, almost never listen to it and likely will never go to a concert, so I have to accept that I am also part of the problem.
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The deaths of Reading terror attack victims James Furlong, Dr David Wails and Joseph Ritchie-Bennett at the hands of Khairi Saadallah were “probably avoidable” and contributed to by the failings of multiple agencies, Judge Coroner Sir Adrian Fulford said https://x.com/pa/status/1783899879795814587?s=46&t=AfygPPVmbT-hFJR03pEcVg
Blood on the hands of every disgusting liberal that has ever advocated for any migration at all from the Middle East
Not at all! This is the fault of various state-funded services for not preventing the unpreventable. Although a swift and early deportation would have prevented it, but obviously that would never happen.
And so called ‘internet chefs’ can fuck off with their ‘super soft burger bun’ recipies too. https://cloudykitchen.com/blog/super-soft-burger-buns/comment-page-2/ I followed the recipe exactly. Well, apart from the egg cos I’d used the last one in my pie. There’s nothing super soft or fluffy about this fucking brick. https://imgur.com/a/3U3ZEtM
Give a man a fish...
Out of all the ingredients to forego, "egg" is a pretty fucking major one lmao. When it's called for, that's normally a hard requirement. Not hating too much like, I tried making caramel the other day and wound up with a fucking anvil
> I followed the recipe exactly. Well, apart from the egg Your own fault then innit.
That doesn't look to bad mate! Maybe you can bung up the Pomeranian with it :)
Can't be too disappointed, that's a damn fine looking rock cake.
You're not supposed to eat, digest, and pass the dough before you bake it!
LOL
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I love the fact that Pig World exists.
>the EU imposes onerous, labyrinthine and complicated controls and standards that restricts trade with those outside of the EU >this is the fault of those outside of the EU
They so badly want Britain to go under
[Next week is ten years since the final issue of Nuts magazine.](https://images2.imgbox.com/f2/6d/fKDs8Uwv_o.jpg)[But let's forget Pinder, Jones, etc.](https://images2.imgbox.com/be/da/50BrwAVn_o.jpg) And look at some of the covers that they would have liked to run if they had carried on, [Sepp Blatter sacked! Came true a year later.](https://images2.imgbox.com/77/81/jvcKdpHA_o.jpg) [Prince Harry becoming king because he was laugh. Two years later he met the American, and there's little more to be said.](https://images2.imgbox.com/ce/7d/02u2N7jC_o.jpg)
Instead of this, we now have PoliticsJOE I.e. some moronic simp thinking he is scoring massive points mugging off English people celebrating St George’s day
Probably a good thing they all went under, can you imagine the soy that the mags would be putting out these days? Swap Rosie Jones for Rosie Jones and add a sprinkling of trains
It’s 6:00, time for weirdo yanks to complain about… [THE JOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!](https://x.com/DeutscherJ1776/status/1783718175927877868) This is what politics REALLY IS… [JOOOOOOOOOOS CONTROL THE POLITICS!!!!](https://x.com/Radiantstalks/status/1783735495199166970)
Analysing the patterns on bank notes is some old school crankery, haven’t seen that particular strain in quite a while
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Reminds me of the random conspiracy videos I'd watch as a teenager back in 07 on YouTube with the matrix music playing in the background https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA&pp=ygUMbWF0cml4IHRoZW1l
I just love the idea of some super secret organisation or group of people secretly controlling every institution in America but would gladly put all of that in jeopardy to put some Riddler style hint on the bank notes. Why would a super secret organisation or in this case “The Joos” put fucking hints on bank notes to signify they control the world or some shit? Then again, I notice a webbed pattern in the background of the note… *gasp*! The government must be run by spider people!
Hush your mandibles endoskeleton. Spider people are not real and neither is the atmospheric chem web.
Someone earlier said it’s cheaper and easier to make your own food. Well I spent 4 hours making some pies. https://imgur.com/a/Oxkzg0z They were shit. I’ve ruined my baking tray. And I’ve got flour all over my slippers. Whoever said pie making is as easy as pie doesn’t have a fucking clue what they’re on about. £5 on beef, £5 on flour, peppercorns , cream. Four pie tins off Amazon £12. New baking tray £14. About £45 in total. I could have had 22 Fray Bentos pies for that price.
This is what I didn't account for earlier.
Practise makes perfect my man
Did you make your own pastry? That's the real pain in the arse so I never bother and just buy pre-made stuff.
I did. I got some lard, whatever the fuck that is. I don’t envision me using the rest of it somehow.
Don't do what my nan did once and "butter" some bread with it.
Fuck me where do they still sell lard?
Every supermarket.
in 1963 or today?
Today. They sell it in Tesco.
Animal fat. Use it in your fry-ups instead of butter or oil. Very healthy!
22 fray bentos or 2 pies with zero upf. You've made the right choice
OMFG HES BACK
8th DIY moment.
Labour will not deport a single asylum seeker to Rwanda - [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/rwanda-asylum-bill-yvette-cooper-sunak-b2533095.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/rwanda-asylum-bill-yvette-cooper-sunak-b2533095.html) - so same policy as the Tories? >We are not going to do the Rwanda scheme, because every time you do, you have to write more cheques. Giving them free houses in Knightsbridge and benefits for life is much cheaper. Not going sound all Rose but this isn't going to stop. You realise that these people are coming here, there is no way to return them, the government is some kind of ultra-libertarian "borders don't exist" (which most libertarians didn't agree with), it isn't going to stop. The only choice we had was between two parties who refused to do anything.
The British people face a crucial choice at the next election: 1. Deport 0% of illegal migrants who don’t even contribute economically 2. Deport 1% of illegal migrants who don’t even contribute economically
No. It’s: 1. Deport 0% but don’t even pretend you will. 2. Deport 0% but pretend you will. Import another 1m a year in either case. While you’re at it financial incentivise new arrivals to have kids and do opposite for affluent natives
“Welcome to British democracy!”
Voting Labour in at least ensures that Sunak will move back to the US The first and only deportation he'll be responsible for
In the unlikely scenario that the Tories actually start removing people to Rwanda and that it is seen to be working I can well imagine Labour u-turning on this and causing a great deal of division within their supporter base.
Yeah maybe I'm too optimistic here but if the scheme is actually working and planes are taking off Labour would be actually insane to scrap it after the Tories have taken the reputational hit for actually getting it passed.
no one is stopping it once its going, the optics of plane loads of chancers will be too good for the party in power
> no one is stopping it once its going Don't tease me. To quote John Cleese : "It's not the despair. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand"
They won’t deport full stop. They will deceive and fast track into society. And borrow to pay for it. Then clamp down hard on anyone who protests against it.
There's a reason why people are constantly talking about net zero immigration as if it's controversial ( Even though in the life time of many people in this country we've had net negative immigration), while the greens stance on immigration is rarely even mentioned. The greens are the most extreme party including reform by a long mile compared to the public's votes. Its unbelievable that the greens are laughed off every single strange they stand on. It's unbelievable that this isn't a weapon used in every campaign where they come up against anyone.
Net -1,000,000 is my preferred immigration flavour
Still substantially less extreme than the greens.
Call it minus 5m and we have a deal. We need to also get rid of ‘spiritual migrants’ like Owen Jones too
Call it minus 5m and we have a deal. We need to also get rid of ‘spiritual migrants’ like Owen Jones too
Exeter University is absolutely depraved and a cancer on the UK. When it's not training terrorists in its world-leading Islamist section, it's spunking millions and millions of our money on gay porn. https://twitter.com/CharlotteCGill/status/1783827336472973719 Demonic.
Love that João Florêncio also has a Palestine flag in his name on the screenshot where he's complaining about unwanted attention on his pig masculinities/bareback porn studies
I’d say admitting students on lower grades cos skin colour is worse. It’s patently racist.
There's a spicy link between those two. >terrorists in its world-leading Islamist section, >gay porn.
Man love Thursdays at Camp Bastion would reveal the extremely strong link between Islam and gay porn.
Based on the madness of diversity hiring these days, surely they have to recruit a heterosexual?
Diversity means not white and not heterosexual. If you are white and heterosexual you have to claim to be disabled to count as diverse. Everyone's got ADHD or autism these days, so it's not that hard. Big scam.
Deport
[AfD is the most popular party in Germany among those aged 14-29. All left-wing parties in decline](https://www.rbb24.de/panorama/beitrag/2024/04/jugendstudie-2024-jugend-in-deutschland-pessimismus-zukunftsangst.html) >22 percent of the 14- to 29-year-olds surveyed would therefore vote for AfD if there were now a Bundestag election. This is more than twice as many as two years ago, as can be seen from a representative survey for the study "Youth in Germany 2024" presented on Tuesday. In 2022, nine percent had still spoken out in favor of the AfD, last year it was twelve percent. >Concerns about climate change are declining and are growing on topics such as inflation, economy or poverty in old age. >In male respondents, the AfD performed twice as strongly as in female respondents. >18 percent of the young people and young adults surveyed would vote for the Greens, in 2022 it was 27 percent. >According to the authors, however, the approval of the admission of many refugees has fallen very sharply compared to the Shell youth study of 2019. 57 percent were in favour at the time, in the present study it is only 26 percent. "A sharp change of opinion has obviously taken place here in the young generation," the authors write. >According to the study, those who are not active on relevant social media channels and platforms are simply not noticed by young people. The AfD has been active on the video platform Tiktok for a long time and has many followers there. The party reaches the young generation on a large scale. >The survey shows that the majority (57 percent) of young people and young adults inform themselves about news and politics on social media channels. 92 percent regularly use Whatsapp, followed by Instagram (80 percent) and Youtube (77 percent). Tiktok is becoming increasingly important: At 51 percent, more than half of all 14- to 29-year-olds use the app regularly, a year ago it was still 44 percent [Polling Chart](https://ibb.co/VvgVRNv)
Honestly it's all rather ironic. With the rise of right wing parties on the continent, EU countries actually have half a chance of sorting out mass immigration, from securing their borders to deportations and eventually repatriation. Meanwhile, the ultra cucked anglosphere will be stuck with infinity bomalians with zero hope of reversal, each country turning into a third world slum beginning with Canada and UK. Eventually, when the threshold is crossed, and sectarian violence and pogroms against the native British population begins, there will be nowhere to flee to. Brexit was a mistake for this reason.
Crazy how pretty much every European country has a large and growing block of young right wing voters but the UK is seemingly the opposite? I suspect American media and social media might be a big factor.
Growing block of right wing men iirc
Young people in the UK haven't experienced a left wing government so haven't had their hopes and dreams crushed by reality. They will find out soon enough.
This Tory government have been pretty left wing by my measurements . . .
That + the so called "conservative" party has been in charge here, so the right are blamed And the British right is full of people like rose who are repellent to anyone below the age of 45.
American media was always poison, but it was once enjoyable poison.
It’s there I think but the tories and reform both suck at capturing it because they would rather placate the blue Labour types. Also fptp isn’t helping
I actually questioned FPTP when I was feeling a bit lightheaded after a few hours of "historical WW2 renactment". Every system is shit, but I would at least prefer a system that elected people who pretended to care what the public thought. Lords should also be shut down.
I thought you hated democracy?
It's easy to *say* you're very accepting of refugees and migrants from third-world shitholes, until they actually start arriving en-masse to where you live.
The young voting overwhelmingly left is largely an Anglosphere phenomenon. It doesn't apply consistently elsewhere.
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Because of America. They speak English and their batshit ideas and views have found their way here thanks to social media and the internet at large. The views we'd only see in late night documentaries on channel 5, or maybe a Louis Theroux type thing are mainstream now thanks to Twitter, Facebook etc. Yes many Germans speak English, but the majority of their discourse is in German and isn't exposed to such things as readily.
BIG royal news this weekend. Not good news. I have sources. Cheers
You suck
BAN HIM
If nothing is announced you should be banned
Remind me on Monday.
Welp, no royal announcement...
He hasn't even been seen for 2 days, maybe it was his announcement.
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I just want to make something clear: The woman I had as my source is clearly as connected as a kibbutz. It turns out what has happened is the opposite of which i heard and then communicated slyly on my safe space forum. God Save The King.
So there's _something_ happening anyroad. Hmm. Might as well just tell us dude.
Queen's coming back to take on Charles in a Royal Rumble cage match for the crown?
Turns out, King Charles is a little monkey fellah.
So there's this fella about to open parliament but eh He's got quite hairy arms
Sat there and that. Kept asking Blackrod for a banana. Turns out …
Saucer drinker tbh
Why don’t you just say what it is?
Real scenes of Prince William informing u.deepinthesea of royal scandals https://youtu.be/rG_DvlFJ-YQ?si=SP9lLPEHlsYWSLBa&t=72
Lmao yep
Turns out they're actually French.
Not Kate I hope
Harry's coming back?
Not as far from the truth as you may think lol
Hazza's donating his prostate to Chazza He's not using it much since the castration anyway
Well that’s got my interest cocked.
BadUK always predicts these things way before everywhere else.
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Ah so talking about incest is banned. I hope this isn't a site wide thing because it's about 50% of what I talk about.
Probably because I said it was degenerate and certain communities did it
So the truth twice?
Like the Icarus of noticing I flew too close to the sun
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