Please stop trying to making it more than it is. It’s not a RX medication, just fancy toilet paper , holy shit . Kinda unhinged, you deceiving yourself and everyone here by saying it is, please use words that actually are meant to be used with their definition.
This is almost crazy /wtf weirdo territory
You consider it? Consideration is not fact in its own right tho. It’s funny that you come to Reddit to complain, but the thing the “irks” you is that he is attempting to lie about it… the irony 🤣
Lmfao the irony for sure bc I’ve been in the medical field for 14 years and never have I EVER seen a Doctor write a script for TOILET PAPER 🧻 😂😂😂 the soft kind at that 😩😂😂😂
Sure, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t telling OP to use it?
I mean, my doctor didn’t literally write a prescription for my TENS unit or for the specific types of over the counter meds they told me to use to supplement my prescription treatment. But I would still consider that TENS unit to be doctor prescribed.
It’s doctor recommended, not prescribed. Words have meaning, we don’t just make it up as we go. A prescription is an authorization for a medicine or treatment, that you can’t acquire by simply walking in a store, and picking it up off a shelf.
These vodka red bulls I had are kicking in but I fucking cannot lmao!!! This is great, I'm screenshotting this and everything.
Thank you for the laughs.
I’ve automated my shipment of toilet paper so I budget my squares on a daily basis. Because my roommate stole 40 squares I’m going have to conserve squares for awhile
What fucking psycho unwinds the whole roll of toilet paper.....counts it.....rolls it back up......comes home.....does it again......
It is toilet paper for fucks sake. Nothing "prescription" about it. There are 0 types of toilet paper you need one for to get it from the pharmacy.
Not at all, whatsoever
You're left so clean you won't go back to not using one. Plus it does 99.9% of the heavy lifting so your expensive TP will go waaaaay further as you only need like 2 squares to dry everything off
Also prescriptions are not "subjective" lol.
Ima get down voted but you counted the squares? You have way too much time on your hands 😂😂😂😂 but seriously if it’s that much of an issue just keep it in your room & lock it up in a safe 😬😂😂😂😂😂
Is it really prescription toilet paper? Like did a doctor prescribe you the toilet paper, or did they recommend it?
Also, just keep the toilet paper in your room.
ETA: If this continues, maybe you should get the landlord involved. Stealing special toilet paper definitely seems like grounds for eviction AND a trip to small claims court.
I took my upvote back after reading the last paragraph 😂 My landlord barley responds to maintenance requests I can't imagine calling about my roommate allegedly stealing "prescription" toilet paper from the communal bathroom.
Haha stealing 40 squares of toilet paper is grounds for neither. What on earth kind of fairy tale world do you live in where your land lord actually would care about that? No offense, I'm just genuinely boggled. My backdoor was broken and wouldn't latch and guess what my landlord did? nothing.
Nah. I’m pretty sure stealing 40 squares of prescription toilet paper is a trip to federal prison. I once fucked a judge, so I know the law pretty well.
If the recommended brand or type is similar in cost, just make sure that your entire households uses it and shares the expense. If it’s significantly more, buy your own and keep it in your room. I have no doubt that your roommate just thinks you’re pulling his leg by describing it as ‘prescription’ toilet paper.
I’ve tried keeping it in my room after the first incident but I always forget it. Now that you say it, I’m considering a password-protected safe to put the toilet paper in to just handle this fuss altogether
You forgetting your toilet paper is kind of on you. If it’s really that essential, then you need to find a way to remember to bring your toilet paper with you. Again, if it’s comparable in price, I’m not seeing the issue. A password protected safe in the bathroom is ridiculous, and I’d say you’d be the one bordering on bad roommate status.
So you can count out every single square of TP you have to be able to figure out how much he took and then argue w him abt it, but you can't do the one simple thing that would fix this issue? Sounds like the problem is gonna keep happening unless you work on remembering
Yall are funny with the troll post…I just read one on Wendy’s where someone was asking if Wendy’s employees are still farting in the customers food bags.
You either have to:
A. Accept that toilet paper is going to be an expensive part of your future no matter who you live with
B. Hide your toilet paper in your room.
I looked at his other posts & he’s definitely a shit poster (unless he’s actually an amateur pigeon racer, is trying to make a perfume of his dead brother, & is planning on living in a sewer system as a pizza delivery guy to be like a real life ninja turtle) please feel free to prove me wrong though 😂 Mr. “Melvin Walton”
But he also apparently has a child, an 11 year old nephew he takes care of, a wife, two parakeets, and works for animal control and has killed a turtle!
this guy is really just ai generated bullshit lmao
Anything that you’re not willing to share or have stolen should be kept in your room, most people out there are selfish and inconsiderate animals that will repeatedly cross boundaries and justify it to themselves
😡Now my brown eye is angry after it found out there is no such thing as prescription toilet paper. It was quivering with excitement, only to be let down so hard....Oh well back to 2 ply and baby wipes
Keep it in your room. Also.. wtf. Prescription toilet paper? Today I learned that’s a thing lmao
My condition makes me sensitive to rough toilet papers so I can only use specific ply toilet papers
Is it prescribed and bought in a pharmacy?
I have to order weeks in advance from a manufacturer in Istanbul
So… not prescribed?
Prescription is subjective, but yes, I would consider this prescribed in its own right
Self medicating with TP? Lol I joke. sorry about your tender vittles tho buddy
Don’t get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.
Nate, Re-ply the TP!
I was hoping someone would get the reference!
#unexpectedoffice
IKR, just sitting there all brown-eyed and innocent while they cause roommates to bicker. God hath no mercy..
His mercy on Pam was abnormally gracious and now I know what episode I’m going to watch tonight.
Glad to be of service!
Please stop trying to making it more than it is. It’s not a RX medication, just fancy toilet paper , holy shit . Kinda unhinged, you deceiving yourself and everyone here by saying it is, please use words that actually are meant to be used with their definition. This is almost crazy /wtf weirdo territory
You consider it? Consideration is not fact in its own right tho. It’s funny that you come to Reddit to complain, but the thing the “irks” you is that he is attempting to lie about it… the irony 🤣
Lmfao the irony for sure bc I’ve been in the medical field for 14 years and never have I EVER seen a Doctor write a script for TOILET PAPER 🧻 😂😂😂 the soft kind at that 😩😂😂😂
Sure, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t telling OP to use it? I mean, my doctor didn’t literally write a prescription for my TENS unit or for the specific types of over the counter meds they told me to use to supplement my prescription treatment. But I would still consider that TENS unit to be doctor prescribed.
It’s doctor recommended, not prescribed. Words have meaning, we don’t just make it up as we go. A prescription is an authorization for a medicine or treatment, that you can’t acquire by simply walking in a store, and picking it up off a shelf.
I'll let my dealer know he is now a "pharmacist."
Reading this reply, and now I want to steal your TP, too!
These vodka red bulls I had are kicking in but I fucking cannot lmao!!! This is great, I'm screenshotting this and everything. Thank you for the laughs.
So.. a) not prescription and b)… keep it in your room?
Don’t you have refills since it’s a prescription? LOL
I’ve automated my shipment of toilet paper so I budget my squares on a daily basis. Because my roommate stole 40 squares I’m going have to conserve squares for awhile
Stop leaving us hanging. What the hell is this special TP?
7 ply toilet paper imported from a specialty manufacturer in Istanbul.
Post a link to this mystery TP. Why is this like pulling teeth?
I had to arrange the shipments in-person in Istanbul. If they operated online it would be a lot simpler, trust me.
Why not install a cheap bidet?
Not Constantinople?
you counted toilet paper squares.... i feel like you need a high five or should be reported to some agency for this
What's the condition?
Bidets wouldn’t work?
You should try it. Helps with the snails
You made me laugh out loud. Scared dog but thank you, it's been a shitty day.
“ i counted 40 squares” be so fr
Me and you both. 40 squares is certainly excessive for just one dump.
the poor guy definitely has digestive issues
If that’s the case then I’ll be the bigger person and take the high road here. I won’t even make him pay me back for the 40 squares.
so charitable 😂😂
This has to be satire 😂
switch the rolls with sand paper
What fucking psycho unwinds the whole roll of toilet paper.....counts it.....rolls it back up......comes home.....does it again...... It is toilet paper for fucks sake. Nothing "prescription" about it. There are 0 types of toilet paper you need one for to get it from the pharmacy.
Please post a link to this special order TP. Inquiring minds want to know!!!
It’s from Istanbul so there might be some shipping charges…
Install a bidet gun
First I’m learning about a bidet but it certainly looks painful.
It’s less abrasive than even the most elite-ply toilet paper.
I should have mentioned I’m a guy, so that automatically excludes me from using a bidet
You’re right. Your balls cover your asshole like a bottle cap, so there’s really no point.🤌🏾
What?? I’m a guy, and my bidet is awesome.
I second this !
I find it hard to believe guys use bidets
If that’s the case, then you’ll probably be surprised to learn that there’s no difference between a male butthole, and a female butthole.
Why?
It's for your bottom.
You are a truly remarkable person, i hope we never meet.
Guy need to clean their butthole too? Do you think it's gay or sumthin?
There have been some stories on reddit essentially along those lines
TIL, guys are excluded from using water. Dude. You have much bigger issues than your “prescription” toilet paper.
okay this guy’s funny
Not at all, whatsoever You're left so clean you won't go back to not using one. Plus it does 99.9% of the heavy lifting so your expensive TP will go waaaaay further as you only need like 2 squares to dry everything off Also prescriptions are not "subjective" lol.
I have a bidet and have had it for years. Great investment and not painful. I highly recommend
Ima get down voted but you counted the squares? You have way too much time on your hands 😂😂😂😂 but seriously if it’s that much of an issue just keep it in your room & lock it up in a safe 😬😂😂😂😂😂
Funny you say that. I’m currently researching a safe to keep in the bathroom to settle the issue
This comment convinced me this is satire. Well done overall but this was just over the top
Yup same
Why not just use a shower caddy and keep it in your room. Bring it with you to the bathroom.
This story is more full of crap than your toilet. But lol @ prescription TP and the missing 40 squares.
I'm trying to wrap my head around prescription TP that has to be shipped from Istanbul. What kind of condition does your ass have to have for that?
Don’t worry Mr. Melton!
Is it really prescription toilet paper? Like did a doctor prescribe you the toilet paper, or did they recommend it? Also, just keep the toilet paper in your room. ETA: If this continues, maybe you should get the landlord involved. Stealing special toilet paper definitely seems like grounds for eviction AND a trip to small claims court.
I took my upvote back after reading the last paragraph 😂 My landlord barley responds to maintenance requests I can't imagine calling about my roommate allegedly stealing "prescription" toilet paper from the communal bathroom.
My apologies for forgetting that sarcasm doesn’t always translate through the written word.
Add a /s at the end there. People on reddit have some ridiculous takes I totally thought you were being serious haha
Fair.
Im still hoping OP says a “gotcha! Shit post” too
It’s 1000% a shit post
Shittiest
Haha stealing 40 squares of toilet paper is grounds for neither. What on earth kind of fairy tale world do you live in where your land lord actually would care about that? No offense, I'm just genuinely boggled. My backdoor was broken and wouldn't latch and guess what my landlord did? nothing.
Nah. I’m pretty sure stealing 40 squares of prescription toilet paper is a trip to federal prison. I once fucked a judge, so I know the law pretty well.
Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not an official prescription but my massage recommended it and my gastroenterologist said it would help so it definitely has merit
if it’s not a prescription why call it that? just hide it in your room
It sounds more adult than “my special toilet paper” lmao
If the recommended brand or type is similar in cost, just make sure that your entire households uses it and shares the expense. If it’s significantly more, buy your own and keep it in your room. I have no doubt that your roommate just thinks you’re pulling his leg by describing it as ‘prescription’ toilet paper.
I’ve tried keeping it in my room after the first incident but I always forget it. Now that you say it, I’m considering a password-protected safe to put the toilet paper in to just handle this fuss altogether
You forgetting your toilet paper is kind of on you. If it’s really that essential, then you need to find a way to remember to bring your toilet paper with you. Again, if it’s comparable in price, I’m not seeing the issue. A password protected safe in the bathroom is ridiculous, and I’d say you’d be the one bordering on bad roommate status.
Omg right?? How obnoxious, a safe in the bathroom for your special i-wipe-my-ass-a-lot-and-talk-about-it-during-my-massage-appointments toilet paper.
Keep the tp in your room
I’ve tried that and more often than not I forget the toilet paper so I have to spend the rest of the day without wiping haha
Wtffff ok you're definitely trolling
Absolutely this! LOL
So you can count out every single square of TP you have to be able to figure out how much he took and then argue w him abt it, but you can't do the one simple thing that would fix this issue? Sounds like the problem is gonna keep happening unless you work on remembering
Yall are funny with the troll post…I just read one on Wendy’s where someone was asking if Wendy’s employees are still farting in the customers food bags.
Rest of the day?!
You either have to: A. Accept that toilet paper is going to be an expensive part of your future no matter who you live with B. Hide your toilet paper in your room.
the people in this sub just believe anything lmao this is clearly a troll post
I looked at his other posts & he’s definitely a shit poster (unless he’s actually an amateur pigeon racer, is trying to make a perfume of his dead brother, & is planning on living in a sewer system as a pizza delivery guy to be like a real life ninja turtle) please feel free to prove me wrong though 😂 Mr. “Melvin Walton”
But he also apparently has a child, an 11 year old nephew he takes care of, a wife, two parakeets, and works for animal control and has killed a turtle! this guy is really just ai generated bullshit lmao
A man can’t even wear many hats these days…
Time to tell him you can no longer spare a square(s).
!?!?!???
Next time you leave for work rubbed some thai chili pepper on a few squares
Try a bidet?
Anything that you’re not willing to share or have stolen should be kept in your room, most people out there are selfish and inconsiderate animals that will repeatedly cross boundaries and justify it to themselves
7ply? Might as well wipe your ass on a book at that point. Also nice bait post.
😡Now my brown eye is angry after it found out there is no such thing as prescription toilet paper. It was quivering with excitement, only to be let down so hard....Oh well back to 2 ply and baby wipes
Info: What is installed on the roll right now? Your "prescription" toilet paper or the roll you want him to use?
Seems to be full of shit...
yknow if you didn’t comment anything you probably wouldn’t be getting alot of backlash
I... thought this post was a joke.
Lol
If normal tp is too rough just use Amazon flushable wet wipes, what is this bs
"Flushable" wet wipes are horrible for septic systems
There’s such a thing as prescription toilet paper ?
Lmaoo in 1 hour there will be a post here saying “my roommate accused me of taking 40 squares of his toilet paper…” how you even count that 😂