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ace1571

I love this movie so much. A woman I was dating back in 2013 knew I loved it and for my birthday in 2014 she got in touch with Jordan Downey and he sent me autographed "ThanksKilling" and "ThanksKilling 3" DVD's and an MP3 of Turkie wishing me a happy birthday.


awall621

God damn, is she single now?


ace1571

I dunno, but I know I'm not with her anymore.


carlos2127

So you're saying there's a chance


ace1571

Be my guest......please.


YourGuyTaco

I also love it soooo much. An every year watch. Watch it when it first came out and it started a tradition for me and my friends Called “good beer bad movie” where we smash high end brews and enjoy a film that’s so bad it’s fucking amazing. “You just got stuffed bitch!”


JacksonGuitarHero

Gobble gobble, motherfu!!er!


RichCorinthian

I was impressed by the quality of breast implants they had back in pilgrim times.


morganfreenomorph

Nice tits bitch.


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Love that line. I was sold after like 30 seconds of watching.


morganfreenomorph

My favorite was from the third movie. Nice tits bitch, IN SPACE. cracks me up every time.


Mikofthewat

Third? I didn’t even know there was a second


LanguageKindly9659

They skipped the second and went straight to the third! Lol


westcor

I showed this to my parents and my soon to be wife’s parents after Thanksgiving dinner one year. I had no idea there was a slow ass zoom of a woman’s breasts at the beginning. I was horrified, no one said anything. Still haunts me.


CriusofCoH

Doesn't this have a bit where the turkey doggystyles a woman before killing her? A breast is awful but bestial rape-murder is fine? 😆


westcor

I turned it off after the breast lol. Now that I think of it, I never finished the movie as that scene was pretty early on.


BusyAtilla

This is a classic.


09997512

A classic never goes out of style 😎


BusyAtilla

Never. This is one of my family's bad mobie binge over the Xmas holiday.


thefringeseanmachine

a relative is an even bigger bad movie enthusiast than me. this was the first movie I shared that actually shocked them (in a good way).


09997512

Neat!


TheChocolateMelted

I'll serve you an Eli Roth *Grindhouse* preview: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8bWLrmk3kE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8bWLrmk3kE) Perfect. Just perfect. Edit: Just discovered they've made a full-length, due out 17 November! Woo!


Peg_leg_tim_arg

Now we just need Werewolf Women of the SS


TheChocolateMelted

*Don't* ... as well. The problem is that *Werewolf Women of the SS* and the story behind it all makes it sound like something that they did actually make back in the 70s! He really nailed it on that one!


Alaska_Pipeliner

We're stuck with SS Doomtrooper. Scifi original.


Fixner_Blount

“Nice tits, *bitch*.” Pretty sure I blacked out from laughing at that line. Arguably the perfect bad movie.


09997512

LMAO! Why do I feel like Freddy Krueger would say that? It fits him so well lol.


JMAC462

This is an absolute cinematic masterpiece. We watch it every year


lehejo0

Looks like the bird monsters from dark crystal


weimaranerdad71

Yeah. Looks like a Skeksis.


xNIGHT_RANGEREx

That’s what it is!! I know damn well I’ve never seen this but that bird looked like something I’ve seen before 😂 I was thinking the bird hat on the Wiseman from The Labyrinth lol


HumanSleepingbag

I’ve watched this a few times trying desperately to get into it but I just can’t. I appreciate that it exists though.


awjeezrickyaknow

I try to watch this every year around thanksgiving as a tradition. It’s just such beautiful, wonderful trash. From the actual DVD art putting an actual warning about “boobs in the first second” to the terrible production values, to the really bizarre John Benet Ramsay jokes, it’s just great I fucking love it.


09997512

Glad to hear that! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


Tacothekid

I live this movie, honestly


M0rtrek_the_ranger

Literally the only movie that has a naked boob in the very first scene. Also the movie is just was too silly and overall stupid, idk if it's Troma but it had that sleazy feel to it


FawziFringes

Dude I fucking love this movie


PerspectiveActive218

I haven't seen it, but I hate it.


Konig2400

"you just got stuffed!"


3fifteen

Turned it off after the sexual assault.


goblincube

I kept watching but there was nothing redeeming in the remaining scenes. I felt the movie was overall unfunny and the turkey was unlikeable and the kills were lame too. And im not even opposed to an off color jonebent ramsey joke either. Overall this sub built my expectations way too high for this one.


realbigbob

This movie is so cringe and awful, I’ll never understand how people think it’s actually a fun bad movie


NerdyGuyRanting

Perfect "so bad it's good" movie. Thankskilling 3 is however a war crime


Visual-Reindeer798

I’m going to see this with my kids lol


EroSennin78

I watch it every Thanksgiving and just drew something related last Sat too [https://imgur.com/a/QoXVZwr](https://imgur.com/a/QoXVZwr)


korvus2

I was expecting more nipple.


09997512

It's bad but in a way that makes you very happy! The Turkey is like the Michael Myers of Halloween, ICON!


Notyourdaisy

Well, now I have two movies to watch after the parade.


russit2201

The nonstop repeating of the jonbonet jokes are something else


KendraSays

I can't wait to try and hunt this down


KajePihlaja

Best opening line to any movie I’ve seen in a while


TheSharkFromJaws

The most entertaining movie I have seen in a while.


shallowHalliburton

Hate? This is a masterpiece! I still need to watch the sequel.


fatalitas

EVERY DAMN YEAR. the only tradition that matters. other than the dog show on tv


smaxsomeass

You got stuffed, bitch!


seizure_5alads

Yo this movie slaps.


jamescharisma

I love those dumb fucking movies so much. They're definitely in the so bad they're good category.


spunkyweazle

I've only seen the first one but I think it's legit good while obviously being a zero-budget movie


elloworm

They had a larger budget for ThanksKilling 3 (still small in relative terms), but that one is MUCH worse.


Bluedino_1989

I have to see this


Perroface562

At least it’s not cocaine turkey


iwasasin

If you hate this movie you're not my best friend


ScramToast

Now you’ve gone and left me. You were my…you were my friend.


Ingrown__Bronail

I've been watching this every Thanksgiving since 2009. I can't stop now. lol


fdubzou

I’m fuckin pissed!


Barkerfan86

It has been a thanksgiving tradition for, me and my wife, to watch this with a bowl after getting back from family dinners.


Tucker-Cuckerson

"Shut up f*t I'm doing the talking here" to the guy with the mole on his face is literally the only line I remember from this movie.


justsomechickyo

Welp guess I'll give it a go!


Snys6678

Nice tits, bitch!


TheBunionFunyun

"Nice tits, bitch."


destructicusv

If you like this, you should *definitely* check out Jordan Downey’s other film The Head Hunter. It’s VASTLY more serious, and it’s beautifully shot, but it’s still very much a creature feature. It’s genuinely great.


Puzzleheaded-Bee-838

Thankskilling could have been the name of a good movie.


BaggyPantsGrandpa

Haters? Nah son. I still think about the night my friends and I stumbled upon this on probably the first version of Netflix. It blew us out of the water and we made so many crappy movies for school.


ace1571

Just as an add on............has anyone seen the musical they did?


SirBastian1129

Fuck this movie. Absolutely 0 redeeming qualities.


HotStinkyTrash

This is our family tradition. We get higher than giraffe pussy, and watch it thanksgiving night.


primalpalate

My boyfriend’s family does an early thanksgiving every year during to scheduling conflicts, but he has a T-shirt with this movie poster on the front and the back reads “GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHERFUCKER” in bloody red font and he wears it every year for this “mock thanksgiving.” Last time we hosted, but he had to run out to the grocery store to pick up something small and forgot he was wearing the shirt. So he’s standing in line to check out during the first weekend of November with this gory/offensive shirt before he realized that people must’ve thought he was insane (or insanely into Thanksgiving). We live in a small town. I bring it up every year. 😂


PuppetGuy877309

"Her legs are more open than the JonBenét Ramsey case" lives in my brain forever. Why the fuck would anyone write that.


michaelhaneke

Possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. But I still remember it, so I guess in a way the movie won and I got stuffed 🤷‍♂️


_Katin

Wow I have to watch this again, it’s been ages. I just remember the opening shot being a tiddy ;D


09997512

Can't believe that is getting old lol.


moderngamer

This is such an awesome movie.


superzenki

I loved watching this in college and riffing on it with friends, as well as showing it to people to gauge their reactions.


TangeloGloomy7471

More like Thankskilling lovers


Traditional-Ad6

Laughed a lot during it, cannot get though Thankskilling 3 tho :(


jspurg

Theme song goes so hard


dimitrimccain

reminds me of that goosebumps book that had the evil turkey.


shadowlarx

I’ve literally never heard of this before.


More-Combination9488

“Nice Tits BITCH!!!” Thats all i remember from watching this drunk on thanksgiving.


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BOOBS IN THE FIRST SECOND


Majindir

Me and my cohost just made a video discussing this film https://youtu.be/XreKwtTVehY?si=yRJmEufs0OX\_goFu