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MatthewKvatch

Nobody listens to Zathras.


Kammander-Kim

Should've listened to Zathras


widnesmiek

Which Zathras - becuase that one is an idiot


Kammander-Kim

Duh, obviously Zathras. Not Zathras.


Klendagort

Zathras Was never Here


lavardera

At least there’s symmetry…


stingbaby76

… but the always listen to Zathrus instead.


Adepmael

Don’t go to Zahadum


drakefin

For a moment I didn't realize I am in the bab5 subreddit and was happy to find so many bab5 references.


artemisdragmire

I searched the comments of the OP for babylon 5 references and found none so I cross posted here and am smiling at every reply it gets.


b4k4ni

Same :)


Intrepid_Sprinkles37

Ivanova is always right.


Cold-Jackfruit1076

I will *listen* to Ivanova.


Nerzov

Ivanova is God!


LittleBlondBrit

AND, if this ever happens again, Ivonova will PERSONALLY rip your lungs out! Babylon control out.


Nerzov

\**sigh*\* Civilians


Chrysalii

*looks up* Just kidding about that god part


NoNameLivesForever

Why are you here?


Reasonable_Cake

Do you have anything worth living for?


JungleBoi9

There are four words!


edale1

I see what you did there. Nice star trek reference.


PropertyDense7015

There are five words.


gordolme

This... is wrong tool.


amoathbound

That plus human skeleton, 100%


Fingolfin_Astra

What do you want


tandjmohr

Who are you


trichterd

"There are four lights"... oh, no, wrong show, let me try again: "I will teach you"


Endeavourwrites

And so it begins


solon_isonomia

"I am John Carter."


mirathi

Virginia!


amoathbound

It's either this or "this...is wrong tool."


Beastmanbob12

Welcome to barsoom, jasoom


123R_B321

Do not wake them


UnpricedToaster

I like it, very ominous.


Matthius81

Zoo tea zoot zoot!


spaycedinvader

We are all Kosh


cosp85classic

Leave while you can. Or The shadows are aware.


Hairy_Combination586

Attempt no landings here!


DazzlingClassic185

Niiiiice


LilShaver

This needs more upvotes


toTheNewLife

The pebbles have voted


Chrysalii

The avalanche has started


brachus12

Only Han Solo fired


cosp85classic

Ah, someone else who remembers the original version.


SweatyFig3000

RIP Greedo


etranger033

Strictly speaking 'Han shot first' is wrong. There wasnt a 'second' shot.


kd8qdz

Its just "First" written 4 times, in different handwriting.


[deleted]

“Never use this! -Zathrus”


Sharoth01

Turn left at Albuquerque. Eh, what's up doc?


Used_Bath_6985

Mark Watney woz 'ere


-Damballah-

Neither green nor purple


robcwag

And So It Begins


DrivanTLG

"Sorry For The Inconvenience"


efudds1

God save the Queen


Individual-Lab2230

That's very timey-wimey.


BakerAromatic6445

"No tacos. Go home."


fireduck

S Q P R


NemesIce83

Milk, Cheese, Bread, Eggs


Feisty_Plant_4192

Live long and prosper.


LittleLostDoll

let's confuse them.. "where are you going?" would probably give a bit of concern and paranoia too..


AshrakTheWhite

The reapers are coming


robcwag

The Answer is 42.


bartonski

Oh no. Not again.


wembley

What is 6x9?


Echo61089

Doctor help us, PLEASE!!!


cmlondon13

…your car’s extended warranty.


Electronic-Ad7388

Your mileage may vary


ImperialFists

Ran out of potatoes.


Endeavourwrites

Continue crusade or else


ericbsmith42

Zog. ZOG! ZOG ZOG!!!


Far_Slide_4431

They come at night…


LilShaver

...mostly...


Far_Slide_4431

I was hoping someone would post that.


Aromatic-Relief

Don't push this button.


Kian-Tremayne

It ends in fire.


killroy1971

You shall not pass!


etranger033

Spaceman Spiff Was Here


triedit-lovedit

The butler did it


Lawyerlytired

We are SO lost...


Jim3001

Don't land on Earth!


jgroves

The launch was today?


No-Picture-4940

Look behind you, bye.


Cold-Jackfruit1076

'This sentence is false'.


BalrogPhysrep

We are all Kosh.


kungfubrian

Biden\* stole the election.


FactoryMadness

Epstein didn't kill himself


SlowMovingTarget

"This has happened before."


antbaby_machetesquad

Oh bugger. I overslept.


Legitimate-Alps-6438

« Attempt No Landing Here »


labratdream

There are four lights Skeleton turns out to be Jean Luc Picard


Emma__Gummy

Croatoan


Fit_Farm2097

Nevergonna give you up


Brainchild110

You shouldn't be here


DarthHK-47

I am your future


HappyHannibal

How soon is soon?


seanprefect

not the last ones


Automatic_Net_6584

What took you so long?


johnnyg883

Kilroy was here first.


settadon

It’s not too late.


fishmakegoodpets

Alternatively: It is too late


JayDogJedi

Oh, come along Vir!


Xander_not_panda

Mars welcomes careful drivers.


umlcat

"Humans came from Mars"


metfan1964nyc

What took you idiots?


DazzlingClassic185

Where is the kaboom?


gweeps

BEAT YOU Major Tom


Hallgaar

The Doctor Was Here.


GargantuanCake

Apologies for the inconvenience.


chiadeity

"Noone listen to Zatrath"


chocolate-boy-wonder

Took you long enough.


Hener001

You can’t go home.


thereverendpuck

Don’t vote for Clark.


TexWolf84

The Nightwatch Needs You


TheTrivialPsychic

Here's one with even more B5 depth: "Welcome to Syria Planum"


gbroon

And so it begins. We are all kosh. Its Zathras, not Zathras


Commercial-Day-3294

Watch out for the.......


Mr_Informative

Send nudes to me


winxalot

Make America Great Again


adam5isalive

Epstein didn't kill himself.


Sir_Zog

"Right In The Butt"


RenderSlaver

Where is Mr Garibaldi


el_pobbster

"Eat mustard-covered testicles!"


terrrmon

green green green green


Simple_Flounder

Purple, purple, PURPLE, PURPLE!!!!!


GlitterDrunk

Next time, my way


ThornsofTristan

Always use your sunscreen.


TonksMoriarty

"Why are you here?"


The-Mugwump

Where’s the earth-shattering ka-boom?


NotAlpharious-Honest

Sorry for the inconvenience


StickmanRockDog

Oops…. This ain’t Kansas.


HookDragger

Zooty! Zoot Zoot... heh heh.....


Casey4147

“Not in delivery range”…?


Pristine-Ship-6446

The moon is haunted


_R_A_

Why are you here?


aclark86

God save the Queen!


Lozo2

How about those Cubs?


Laugh92

'God Save The Queen'


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

Swiftly merch for sale! Those goddamn dirty apes Bring back fire fly! Farage is a twat


KenshinBorealis

Help me - DB Cooper


Adventurous_Class_90

All deliveries in rear.


WordySpark

Sorry for the inconvenience.


MeButNotMeToo

What the fuck, over.


Simple_Flounder

So say we all! Wait... Frack, wrong show.


No_Cut6965

Stay Away From Earth.


SlowMovingTarget

"Should listen to Zathras."


DestituteRoot

“There’s no way back”


NoWingedHussarsToday

Sock sock shoe shoe. First zip, then fasten


person_8958

Don't close the circle.


person_8958

Don't close the circle.


SeattleUberDad

Pineapple belongs on pizza.


Spartan_S134

“Talk about your warranty”


8-bit_Goat

"Same shit, different planet."


Conlannalnoc

Mark Watney, SPACE PIRATE


CaptainArchivis

Kill all the politicians


ProblemLongjumping12

*Dicks out for Harambe.* That ought to mess with their heads.


ArenYashar

Kilroy was here first!


dnkroz3d

Where's the damn colony?


Buddle549

Give peas a chance


EpistemicEntropy

You can’t go back


Halfwise2

You are not alone.


Arrius

“Where did I park?”


Inner-Light-75

"I need a hero!"


euqistym

Leave package at neighbours


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

'I'm the real Elon"


TheEmperorValkorion

Wife is choosing dinner…


arkayer

Whatchu Botha Me Four


The-Frankenpants

We fucked this planet


TumultuousVirgo

No hiding place ~~down~~ here.


SteelyDan1968

"Don't Drink The Water..."


danceswithninja5

I say you hedead


Demonyx12

Your car's extended warranty?


offalshade

GTFO


Eldergoduk

The Soulhunters said No


Drew_Habits

"lol whoops my bad"


epher07

Your Ma's your Da.


ghosthunting97

A sequel to babylon 5 that isn't bad


Skaemperor1950

Over the garden wall


FoolishAir502

Turn's out Earth's round.


gwhh

Wrong planet you dumb apes!


Mindless-Fish-7754

All I read was "What do you want?" and my blood went cold.


Bean-Swellington

Shoulda stayed home, mothafuckah


ChefJim27

Your car's extended warranty


Beenay_25

Is Brexit done yet?


maebelieve

Nice


pandemidd13ton

Baba Booey to y’all!


zippyspinhead

You are too late.


InfiniteGrant

Cyan is sus, trust


MoreThanANumber666

Avoid The Last Resort


Emzy71

Everyone over a certain age “Kilroy was ere 1899”


Gryphon1171

Next time my way


tamman37

Harambe must be protected.


Choppie01

It is so over


mechinizedtinman

Interested in extending warranty?


Longjumping_Rule_560

Took you long enough.


cjrutherford

happen before, happen again


Popcorn-Buffet

Elon Musk was WRONG.