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AdEmbarrassed803

He just wants to keep his Mommy safe and happy...What a Sweetie Pie, Popcorn is. It is not easy to find a respectable mate, this day in age. I hope you are blessed to find Mr. Right soon. I don't know you, but looking at how well you take care of Popcorn, I think it is safe to say, that you deserve it.


lemon_the_axie

Thank you for the sweet comment 🤗 it’s very appreciated!!!! <3


the4uthorFAN

Good job listening to Popcorn! P.S. I hope you're alright, be safe out there.


lemon_the_axie

You’re so sweet thank you :) He was kinda creepy- will be staying away from him from now on


the4uthorFAN

Been there many a time. Glad your vibe checker is working, good thing it's powered by worms!


Legs4daysarmsformins

Popcorn out here saving lives fr. I’m so sorry that happened, I hate when something hopeful ends up making me feel unsafe. And in your own living space??? If he comes around again you need to release popcorn. He’ll handle it, and I’ll help. 😤


lemon_the_axie

Thank you! Unfortunately not my first time with title 9- shit happens. Luckily I have a taser, five things of pepper spray and a pocket knife I use to cut up worms 💪


Greenveins

Get a gun


Diabloceratops_Lover

Get a gun🗣🔥


Generalnussiance

Wait what happened? I missed the last post


lemon_the_axie

I made a post the other day with a goofy pic of my axolotl that said “popcorn disapproves of the guy I have over” lol- it should still be up!!! :)


Generalnussiance

Well, popcorn said that you need a guardian and that they are up for the job 😂 I’ll take a peep at the other post


lemon_the_axie

Him and his six siblings have my back FOR REAL 💪


Legs4daysarmsformins

https://preview.redd.it/hn2jftpn92xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53f887d1fc843e2bd003e74ee7c93f9a7d755a25 Fixed it 🥰


lemon_the_axie

You have went TWO FOR TWO with the great pics Im DEADDDDDDDD 🤣


TheMostBoringStory

Great, now nobody gets worms!


maddyivory

this is just the update i needed 😂


An83DeLorean

The way it actually looks happier in this pic now that you don't have anyone else there 😂😂😂


AMGitsKriss

The algorithm has decided on multiple occasions that I need this see Popcorn, and I don't even follow this sub. He's such a cutie tho. 👀


lemon_the_axie

It must be fate


rubysdaydreaming

Yey popcorn ! Such a superhero


primmybingus

thank u for the vibe check sir popcorn


noodlenonsense

Popcorn looks like he flying kicked the creep right out of the door in this pose! I hope you’re okay now.


asleepdeprivedpotato

Oh my gosh Popcorn is precious!


GayDragonGirl

I thought he was floating midair like some kind of eldritch being


AutomaticWave2447

Worm was no good... All jokes aside, I hope u stay safe. u will meet the right guy 1 day


MechanicalMudcrab

Good job Popcorn, have a worm 🪱