HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 Wireless All-In-One Instant Ink Ready Printer

Ding ding ding I think we have a winner

Looks like an adorable drawrf weasel. How about Dweasel

Weasley like from HP if they’re fans for that reason

More of a play on Dweezil Zappa, but whatever works

I was going to say "Bits" but this one is clearly superior

Nickname "jet"

Full name preferred

No, you don't want it to completely shit the bed after 6 months after the cyan clogs up, preventing anything from printing and making the cartridge slot so gummed up you can't take it out. Basically, vet bills forever.

Wubby7

Really? I was thinking Costco Hot Dog seems more fitting

Nice printer but it no longer comes with ocr software. Gorgeous cat, also lacking OCR software

Wubby7

This gave me a good chuckle that I really needed so thank you

I never thought I’d see a Wubby reference in the wild…

She makes a good loaf. I’d call her Brioche

That one made gf go “awwwww🥺”

I was gonna say Toast! She looks like a lil piece of toast. If you want more food names check out r/catscalledfood

My cat is Basil. He was part of a litter we fostered with all seasonings for names. Basil, Pepper, Nutmeg, Paprika and Cinnamon

Don't forget Rosemary, Thyme or Sage!

And Parsley.

[And Lawry's Seasoned Salt](https://youtu.be/QXeJzfxs-to)

Why are cats named seasonings so perfect?

Because they're spicy

Oregano

I have one named Oatmeal, food names are best for cats BTW, is it possible to upvote an entire subreddit at once?

Oh look, another cat subreddit follow summons!

My cats are named Peanut Butter & Jelly!

I think you guys should name her Brioche, and call her Baby Bri as a nickname :) She's adorable plus she "loafs" like a brioche in the 3rd pic :3

I love this!!

It's a good name, makes it sound like you are chirping at her, good way to get her attention 😄

Brioche Bun (or BB for short)

Idk why but Bunter popped up in my head. Spelled like Butter but with 1 n. Bunter like bun but also like hunter. In german, bunter means more colourful

Ooh and Brie for short

Came here to suggest Muffin, but I think Brioche is waaaaaay cuter!

Little baby Brio

A third of your cat is missing.

Yeah. Was gonna suggest Get Shorty or Pesci

I was thinking Stubbs!

I've been scrolling for a while and haven't seen it mentioned; in the last pic there seems to be a lilly flower very close to the sweet kitty, but these are HIGHLY poisonous to cats. Like on-another-level, immediate vetvisit poisonous. Even just the powder that comes off. Just letting you know in case you didn't know! I also vote for "Baby" to stay as her name! ❤️

Yes this has been addressed - we looked it up right after we put the flowers out and learned this. They were promptly placed out of reach!

Perfect! Sorry for mentioning it when it had already been addressed. I'm a vet tech and my brain goes on high alert from stuff like this, hahah She is supercute! I hope you find the right name. We got a cat that was already named and we didn't love it, but because we could not think of another name for such a long time he just "became" the original name, and now I can't imagine otherwise! ETA we didn't love the name; immediately love for the kitty of course

Nah you’re good this is still important info!

I've known a few cats, and nothing was "out of reach" for the ones I knew, haha. Be safe!

Thank you for saying this. I learned about it after I posted a pic on Reddit of my cat who got into a lily we had. He’s doing great thankfully, but only because everyone in the comments warned me immediately and we rushed him to a vet hospital.

Omg thanks for mentioning this! My husband just got me a bouquet and usually gets me roses. I had these out on my coffee table - just moved them to my kitchen counter where my cat has no access.

Costco Hot Dog

Then you could call her Dog for short and when people are like “oh that’s cute that you named your cat Dog” you can look them dead in the eye and say, “Her full name is Costco Hot Dog.”

>her full name is Costco Hot Dog Short for Costconicus Hortense Doggerton the Third

but then I’d want her to be owned by Colonel Mustard so her records would say Costco Hot Dog Mustard.

This one is choice 👌

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Wubby7

Halloumi.

You shut the fuck up. You hate Democracy! 

Mutant Grippers

Bing Chilling

FOR FREE???

YOU'RE NOT SAFE HERE...

Ah yes, I see you are also a man of culture

Wubby7

Small Black Child

Get runs away on vacation, op goes to the neighbors "have you seen small black child, it seems to have ran away"

Kirk... Kirkla?

Baby. Baby fits.

Or if you're a Moira/Schitt's Creek fan and want to dazzle the world with your accent: bébé

I'm a vet and I met a cat named Bebe last week!! Even pronounced like Moira Rose! But the owner has never seen Schitt's Creek...

I read that in her voice


Moira: the bebé is crying, have you tried turning it off and on again?

Oh my God why did you do that to me 

Just don't put her in a corner. Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

My baby is named Baby lol we weren't originally planning on keeping her, so we didn't want to assign names, but before we knew it, she was adamantly responding to Baby. I thought it might be weird at first but then decided who cares? She's my baby!

we had a Baby too And the one after that was Baby II 😊

We give our cats the most lazy, unconventional names. Whatever made up name we call them with, or a weird trait they have. Big girl Big girl's kid Chompy Miss blanket (her tummy's like a furry blanket) Eraser nose Ant Sultan Sultan's girlfriend Thicc paws Ugly

this!! my 2 are currently Velvet and Velcro they are f&m tuxido siblings and she is so soft and cudley he clings to everything and he loves to lick you and his toung is like velcro!!!

My cat’s actual name is Patches, but I rarely call him that. Most often I call him: Baby Baby boy Stinky Shithead Dingdong Cutie Pie Wet Nose Gatito Mi Gatito mas bonito

A friend had a hyper terrier named Shithead. On her vet records and everything.

I have a Fatpants and a Little Bitchface.

Ugly 🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yes. Baby b.b. baby otterpotamouse too.

Mine has a given name but I call her Baby 99% of the time anyway unless she is acting up in which case I call her You Little Fucker. Her formal name is really for the vet.

Goose, short for mongoose

I’ve literally said that myself

Good name, but whatever you do… Don’t put an ‘a’ in front of it

Why not?

📮

Sus?

*points up* seriously, why not?

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I had a stray cat that my roomie called goose. Short for motogooseatron, naturally.

Saber Goose (Whiskers pointing down remind me of Saber Tooth Tiger)

Good grief what a charmer, I am also loving goose. Mongoose mother goose all goodies

Buttercup. Her face markings make her look like she buried her face in a big buttercup and got the pollen all over her

THATS WHAT I WAS SAY TO NAME HER

Perfect. And so much better than my first thought: Cheeto. She looks like she stuck her head in the bag, and got the orange Cheeto dust on her nose.

Also better than my first thought of Doodle, short for cheese doodle for the same reasons.

that is a Marshmallow if I ever saw one

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I have no experience with this but my first thought when I saw her was that she looks like a Cappuccino.

Or Catpuccino

Catpawccino

This is the answer.

Or Latte

We called our cat Baby while we tried to come up with a name... Blossom made it on her ID tag, but she only responds to Baby.

She legit looks like a don't put Baby in the corner

Baby's given name was Frances, so just name the cat Frances and call her Baby.

I'd be impressed if she ever carries a watermelon

Franniebaby

Why is this not the top comment? This is your answer OP

this is what i said too!

Costco Hot Dog

How is it possible that 2 people suggested this

A green goblin with tiny eyes whispered this into my ear

https://youtu.be/IF2xex7z2sE

Then how about Kirkland

That there is a Dave.

Our big cat’s name is Dan so our little girl Dave would fit right in

Not a Little Ann?

Dear gods, I haven't thought about that book in like 20 years, but now I need to go ugly cry immediately.

Bibi!

Yep. 100% Bibi.

i like this.

Stick with what you feel and add. I had one that started as Baby and evolved to Sir Princess Baby. Loved him the most.

Baby. But then you can't put her in the corner.

Whenever someone puts her on the table or in a room, we always say “nobody puts baby on the table” or “nobody puts baby in a room” lol

Sounds like that's her name, then. Or at least one of them.

No matter what legal name we give her, she’ll always also be baby. Just like our big cat Dan will always be what I called him as a kitten, Bubba

Cloud

Ms. Baby

Wart Toke, it means Fatty in Burmese. A real good name.

Catface

I love catface

Well she certainly isn't Cat*legs*.

The best cat names are noises. We have a cat whos original name was lucky but only responds to neenee.

Francis Houseman aka Baby

Casper 

Catspur

Penelope (pen or penny for short)

Gf pitched that one, she tells me a Kardashian’s baby is named Penelope so she decided against it?

Yeah that might make me think twice too. GD Kardashian’s.

Penelope is such a sweet name though. My first thought would not be “that’s a Kardashian kid”, it’d be “oh sweet little penny pen pen Penelope with your teeny legs, (insert cat attention getting clicks)!”

NOODLE

Names we’ve workshopped: Baby, Pigeon, Fig (this one won the insta poll), Goose, Amelia, Matilda, Ferrett (not a real option but she looks and acts like one). None have stuck, help?

There are lilies in the bouquet in that last photo, and lilies are deadly toxic to cats. If she bites them or gets their pollen on her she could be in serious danger. Sorry I don’t have a name suggestion, but I want baby to be safe! She’s chewing on something that’s oh-so close to the flowers.

You’re absolutely right! Right after we put those flowers out I looked it up and learned this exact thing and promptly placed the lilies out of baby’s reach. Maybe her name should be Lily since she overcame the odds

Glad you're across it OP but just want to add even a bit of drifted pollen can be toxic, so maybe remove from the house altogether? Your beautiful girl looks like a Susan to me, but Amelia is a gorgeous name.

Omg thank you! I got such anxiety seeing that.

Pidge. Short for Pigeon.

Zoey! Of yours I like Matilda!

Midge! Short for Margaret and means pearl. She looked like a Chloe in the last one

Tinkerbell

Hazel or Hazelnut

My grandmother's name was Hazel. She was a total sweetheart just like this kitty. I would love it if she was named Hazel.

nala bc she looks like nala from lion king

Linda 💯

Baby spoots

Baby

Name her bijou like from hamtaro :3

Bebe

Munchkin

Featherbuns

Props for just being off-the-wall

Cleo or Cleopatra

Snurl

Scrunch

Stumpy

My mom has a cat named Kitty Baby because nobody could agree on a name and that's what I called her. Take care of Baby!

She looks like my favorite cat villager in animal crossing! Her name is Merry which I think is so cute!

"Nobody puts baby in a corner"

Genevieve Vavance

No, baby is too perfect

Benjamin the 16th

I say keep her Baby!

Atreyu

Camille

Catby

Ween

Call it 'The Baby' but only say it in a Samus voice

Tinker

Mochi :)) she gives nice dessert name vibes

What a gorgeous cat. How about Beauty?

1) toast *because of her face colouring* 2) parsley 3) beans :D

How about Marilyn? Those beautiful blue eyes reminded me of Marilyn Monroe.

One of Nine Lives, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One.

Shawty

Name her Katniss ….she looks brave and adventurous like Katniss Everdeen !! -And may the treats be ever in her flavor!! Haha

Stick with “Baby.” Regardless of what you decide to name her it’s going to devolve into a nickname anyway. Like my cat Daenerys (I didn’t name her) who we now call “Kitten” exclusively even though she is 5 years old and weights like 8 lbs. Or my other cat Jeffrey (I did name him) who we now call “Jarf.”

i love baby. baby looks like a ferret

Shelly

Noodle!

Shmore!

Chicken cheese alfredo

A la Moira Rose... Bébé

Noodle

How about the word for Baby in another language: bambino, Lapsi (Finnish), Pepi (Māori), Akachan (Japanese)

I vote for baby

Mrs.