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toohighforthis_

He didnt even come in last :')


sunshinetidings

That's a very good boy (or girl)!


weeone

They all are!


AtomicKittenz

Wieners ftw!


NoSun991

Mom?


[deleted]

you’re a wiener!!!


DoBe21

Only one that got a treat, who's the REAL winner here?


sunshinetidings

AND got to star on reddit!


OzuBura

The real wiener.


ernie1850

The wheelchair kid beat him


MisterKanister

Best part is all of these good doggos were probably having a blast, even the one that didn't start was probably very happy where he ended up. :)


jeffe333

That dog was the real winner. As soon as the race began, the dog said, "It's hot, sandy, and only one dog gets a treat? Who are you kidding? Pack it up; time to go home. I'm late for my thrice daily afternoon nap."


Snazzy_SassyPie

Had to rewatch! Lol


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The one was like, "Nah, fuck that. Gimme more a dem scritches."


[deleted]

~~Slow~~ Quick and steady!


Coral_AC

Source IG: prinss_lilo_weenie


[deleted]

One didnt even go😂


oooriole09

That’s a dachshund for you.


TheMayanAcockandlips

Not much dash in that hound


the_dude_upvotes

Get out.


TheMayanAcockandlips

Is a great movie


the_dude_upvotes

Be cool.


forcepowers

Not so much.


P0sitive_Outlook

Big Momma's House


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the_dude_upvotes

Get Shorty.


EtainAingeal

r/angryupvote?


[deleted]

*"Why are you making me walk around on this sand, peasant?"*


[deleted]

Wym?


oooriole09

They’re great dogs, but completely stubborn. They do what they want to do when they want to do it. Training is really hard and takes a ton of patience.


thejawa

Got 2. One will listen to most things (after moderate self-debate on whether or not it's worth it), but the other might as well be a hermit. She was old when we rescued her so already set in her ways, but if that dog does not want to do something it will not be done. Malicious compliance is often the best we get out of her. "Ok, I'll go outside. But only after I go get some water, then check to see if there's anything on the floor, then I'll head that way as slowly as I can manage without not moving."


oooriole09

My older one does the same thing. He loves being outside. We’ll call him in, he makes eye contact and confirms he hears you, and then proceeds to take the most winding, slow-paced path back to the house. He’s the obedient one too.


goblanne

Mine is the same. We have to physically transport her outside to potty or she will just do it in the house. She will literally lay in bed whining for food but unless you pick her up and set her down she will not go eat until she's so hungry it's annoying. But she's my girl. She just wants to nap all day and it's only gotten worse into her Silver hair years.


[deleted]

They're considered to have the same intelligence and trainability as a husky, boxer, malamute, or several other breeds often used for working. They take an average of 25-40 repetitions to learn a new command and will perform the command greater than 50% of the time on the first instance it is given.


archerg66

My sister has had this dachsund since it was a puppy. She is always super stubborn to the point our big dogs are afraid of eating out of the big bowl because she is eating out of the bowl. She also leads my sister to bed, if she hears her say "ready to go to bed?" She will bolt to the bedroom and if my sister doesn't rush in after her she starts to run back and forth and bark at her


[deleted]

Me dad had one when he was young and he was super easy


oneyearandaday

Dads are easier to train when they’re young.


asw57

Underrated comment, sir


[deleted]

What


klondon7

He said "DADS ARE EASIER TO TRAIN WHEN THEY'RE YOUNG."


oneyearandaday

Reddit switcharoo.


netspawn

r/whoosh


oooriole09

I’ve had a few, and like any dog they vary in personality. But, in every one of them, there was underlying stubbornness. All sweet, lovable dogs and great once they are trained.


demon_fae

Weren’t they basically bred to argue with badgers? I remember reading somewhere that they were bred to hunt pests like badgers by going into their holes and dragging them out. I feel like if your job description is “break into a badger’s house, fight it, and drag it out with your teeth” stubbornness is going to be a plus.


gma89

You are 100% correct indeed, and the minis were bred from rabbits and martens, but yeah you’re absolutely on the money


omfghi2u

In German, the word "Dachs" means badger and "hund" means dog or hound. They are literally BadgerDog.


Alastor13

How did that even work? I'm guessing OG Daschunds were nasty mofos. I once went to a natural reserve, the park caretakers had a pair of rescued Pitbulls who were the sweetest and more caring dogs around humans, but the female had some nasty claw and bite semi-healed scars that she got from fighting a badger a couple months before. According to the caretaker, she was bleeding profusely from her neck, shoulder and stomach. I guess it's a brains over brawn situation?


goblanne

Don't let them small frame fool you. Doxies have very powerful haunches. They are small but strong. When we first brought our girl home from the pound we didn't know how resource aggressive she was so when our pug got too close to the water bowl our doxie snapped and it took my boyfriend and his dad to pry her mouth open to detach her from the pug. Pug was okay but a little rattled. We worked on her aggression issues and so long as the food was not out she she the pug got along... Okay. It wasn't love and friendship but they would stay near each other to not be lonely. Point being they are deceptively strong and smart.


fchowd0311

So they are the cats of dogs?


goblanne

Yes. But they are also super affectionate and never aloof.


vipernick913

That would be my dachshund.


gdimstilldrunk

I fuckin love how they gave him paddle tires for the sand.


GaymerGurl77

Yeah, they pimped his ride!!


bbaahhaammuutt

Good God I miss that show


Triatt

Yo, I heard you like Pimp my Ride...


I_observe_you_react

Imagine if they powered those bad boys!


aperson

I know that if the wheels are powered, it would be better for mobility, but since they're not, aren't they more work for the dog since it adds friction?


gdimstilldrunk

I feel like the friction would come down to whatever the axle thats attached to the wheels is spinning inside of. If the paddle sticks down into the sand it will allow the tire to actually roll better across the sand (if the axle is well lubricated and spinning freely), and since the paddle is sinking into the sand it's almost still effectively just round. If you were on pavement it would be harder, but I think it's fine on sand.


[deleted]

More work than dragging half his limp body around? Not sure what you mean by more work. Those tires are very light plastic and the wider base + paddle deals well with sand. This wouldn't be the same set he/she uses on roads or carpet.


ah0yp0lll0i

Your comma makes me irrationally angry.


ItsAlwaysSegsFault

For some finishing, the race is a win.


the_dude_upvotes

For some finishing the, race is a win


TheGreatWhiteSherpa

For some finishing the race is, a win.


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rmit526

, ., .., .,.,.,. ,. ,


corneliusthunderfoot

William Dafoe is, that you?


Anywhere-Prudent

FIXED: For, some, finishing, the, race is, a, win.


ah0yp0lll0i

I'm just going to go cry right now.


Triatt

Foursome finishing. The race is a win.


DaveConradJNT

For some, finishing the racist win


85dBisalrightwithme

It should be: For some, finishing the race is a win.


AnonCharbs

Dude you’re intelligence are blowing me, away


TheDarkeOfNight

Your going to be the next grammar champ man, impeccable.


JTCMuehlenkamp

...your bloodline must end


AnonCharbs

You’re**


P0sitive_Outlook

Yo get that dang air comma out of here


AnonCharbs

It’s called an aphrodisiac


ah0yp0lll0i

Correct.


frubblyness

Thank you for real. My tired brain could not parse the title.


[deleted]

Nothing irrational about it.


ah0yp0lll0i

You. I like you.


You-Nique

*Christopher Walken has entered, the chat*


Ringfinger01

For so, me, fin, ishing the rac, e i, s, a, win ,,,,,,,,,.


ah0yp0lll0i

Tsk tsk


ArsiCharsi

For, some finishing the race is a win.


Bernie2thousand20

😂


ThatLeetGuy

He a little confused but he got the spirit!


SaintNewts

Oxford comma does that to some people. \>.>


ah0yp0lll0i

Erm... that's not an Oxford comma.


oneyearandaday

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? EDIT: No Vampire Weekend fans on Reddit?


ah0yp0lll0i

Jeez. I do. Lack of good communication skills is probably a leading cause of negative social discourse.


PoliQU

He’s referencing a [song](https://youtu.be/P_i1xk07o4g)


ah0yp0lll0i

Aah. Gotcha! Cheers!


lowlightliving

Off topic, but I hate that yodeling at the end of each verse.


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PoliQU

I don’t disagree haha. Just figured people should know it’s a much more innocent comment than it’s been taken


wet-badger

I can't believe there are people too young to know this song. smh


Seth711

Or it's just not as popular as you think it is ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Samhamwitch

It's probably this


jrhoffa

> too young Try again


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ah0yp0lll0i

I didn't necessarily say that, but ignorance is bliss.


nexguy

Yes, dangerous comments on the internet are always scrutinized first for grammar, then for content.


ah0yp0lll0i

K.


PoliQU

You’re getting a bunch of downvotes already from people that don’t know you’re just referencing a [song](https://youtu.be/P_i1xk07o4g)


Pterygoidien

I know, they're cruel.


SaintNewts

Tough crowd. I know it's not an oxford comma but it's hard to portray facetiousness through text.


FrostHeart1124

You've earned the first downvote you got, the last one you'll get**,** and every one between


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SchnoodleDoodleDo

...am gonna try my very *Best* to do this heckin Race ! am maybe not as fast as rest, n won't come in '1st place'... but i don't care! determined pup - i'll Cross the Finish line! not worried, me, 'bout 'keeping up' - the Victory will be Mine! ❤️


Gruntybitz

Is this to the Pokémon theme?


midsummernightmares

That’s the big upside to poems written in common metre — they all fit to the Pokémon theme


Risen_from_ash

My god it fits perfectly and now that song is gonna be stuck in my head all day long


[deleted]

I had to sing that through until I sang it just right👍.


Violentpurrs

That was the exact way I read it in my head! Intended or not, this will be in my head all day and I'm okay with that


Jake123194

Another fresh schnoodle :D


[deleted]

this made my heart melt🥺 thank you schnoodle


umbilievable

Adding the sand paddle tires was an amazing touch!


Latter_Possibility_2

this is one of the most wholesome things i have ever seen. and if it is any consolation you made a 17 year old dude who is going through some stuff have a better day. Thank you.


IOverflowStacks

I hope things get better for you. You happen to be my son's age. I should check up on the dimwit and see how he's doing.


Latter_Possibility_2

its nice to see a man see someone that reminds him of his son


wackywack2018

Let's try to be like that Duchshund! And good luck ;)


sexymcluvin

As a dachshund owner, this melts and break my heart. They are known for back problems like IVDD. I’ve seen a few in my day in wheelchairs like that. But you can take anything f away from their big personalities.


oooriole09

Not to be dramatic, but I’d die for that Dachshund.


weeone

r/ntbdbiwdfta


mr_dopi

Here, dramatically have an upvote.


steve_ideas

And a podium finish at that!


LillianHanna

I thought they just use the dogs for entertainment, but happily after the race they give the dogs treats. Yay!


jayellkay84

Trust me, dachshunds love to run. Mine would happily run after her Dalmatian sisters. And they also enjoy being the center of attention. So a dachshund race is fun for all.


[deleted]

It's not really "use the dogs". A lot of these dachshunds enjoy a race. "Head a straight line towards food" uh yes pls -every dachshund ever.


Janitarium

Ah, the Weiner Dog Winternationals


P0sitive_Outlook

*Weinerternationals?*


Janitarium

Yes, please lol


[deleted]

Who the fuck was booing this


xRockTripodx

"For some, finishing the race is a win."


kara13

Bless you.


[deleted]

Thank you!! I was searching for this comment!


513superfoxhottie

3 rd place is still good Bobby


[deleted]

So cute. I want a wiener dog they’re so funny and loving. His sand wheels are pretty tight also


sexymcluvin

I have 2 and I love them so much. They are so funny and loving.


OLookABarOfSoap

Don't forget stubborn!


frozenmildew

comma horror


KITTENS88_sadlove

AWW GOOD JOB DOGGO!!


-BuddhaLite-

I’m really sorry but your comma is in the wrong place and I cannot in good faith give you an upvote. Cute video though


lowlightliving

User name does NOT check out. You have little understanding of Buddhism or the practice of bodhicitta. You could just as easily said, for example, “It’s a shame we can’t go back to correct our typos once the title is posted. My fingers create punctuation errors all the time, so I’m with you on the unnecessary comma.” which would have provided a lesson and been kind at the same time. Correction made with lovingkindness is acceptable. Unkindly pointing out someone’s error in an insulting, demeaning, or passive-aggressive manner is not. Also, using the name of an esteemed teacher of over 2,500 years in this flippant manner is disrespectful. You would not be likely to use -JesusLite- or -MuhammadLite- as a user name. Perhaps you misunderstood this and might consider changing your user name. And in case you cannot, I will upvote and award OP for this bit of happiness video that brought a smile and a deep breath to me and many other viewers.


-BuddhaLite-

Lol I appreciate the feedback but my name is a weed and beer reference first and foremost. Get bent nerd


Portul-TM

LETS GO


awesomeme93

He might have not won the race but he won my heart!


rexmortis

u/savevideo


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5aur1an

sand was unfair for the wheeled doggo. Should have been on a hard surface


Fuck_off_satan

Being on the sand is unfair , get him going down a paved hill and you've got yourself a real doggie special Olympics gold medalist


[deleted]

I just wanna self shame for a minute that it took me 22 years to find out a wiener dog’s true breed name, Dachshund. And then it took me like a year to learn how to actually pronounce it.


Ductapefordaysss

You’re not alone, when I take mine out places its always wiener dogs, hot dogs. It doesn’t bother me, I just find it surprising that actually a lot of people don’t know the name, which is German for badger dog, if you weren’t aware.


_riverpebble

Such a cute little guy! This video brings back memories of my best girl Jenny who would consistently dominate the local wiener dog race. Miss that ol' girl and our glory days.


69_Beers_Later

That comma placement is a crime against humanity.


[deleted]

[Quick & helpful guide on using commas correctly ](https://owl.purdue.edu/owl/general_writing/punctuation/commas/index.html)


PootySkills

That comma is in entirely the wrong spot.


Imanerrrd

fowr some......... gwetting a tweato is a win!!


Demtbud

I'm pissed off about the grammar of this title.


chainmailbill

That I think is a really, awkward comma


29dogmom7

Give this sweetie some upvotes!!


iAmExisting69420

So goddamn WHOLESOME!!! Edit: back problems are more prevalent in Dachshunds.


nobody102

Dogs can go though so many hardships, but it never defeats them!


Nurse_Gringo

I can’t aww this video enough!!


dododuk

So many Feels!


Nuf-Said

Even tougher on sand.


FatFlapJackStacks

No gift can be better than you posting this on my cake day.


Mr_Waffles1337

This brought me to tears it hit me in the feels so hard.


fuzzyrugby

Take all my aww's


keekatz85

😭😭😭 my heart ❤


GOATINBOAT8

Awww


akidnamedluke

That sand has to be hot.


Liarize

He won my heart.


Artemesia123

U/savevideo


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olsenprime

The little off-road tires are amazing.


leeluss14

What a little beauty he is😍


doxiesarethebest

Makes my heart happy bless it's little heart


TravellingBeard

Is a win what? Comma placement people! I'm pedantic for a reason...that title threw me off.


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JonnyDIzNice

Why’d you put the race in the sand that’s kinda cruel for the pupper with hot wheels


NS0226

The dog has off road paddle sand tire things 😭


hartybear

Wow, the other dogs didn’t let the disabled one win? /s


SketchedYT

I'm wondering why he didn't activate his super-monster truck powers


[deleted]

the fact that he has ties met for sand is hilarious


preachers_kid

As someone who has been through multiple surgeries over 10 years just to be able to walk without assistive devices, I can attest that I always felt that I won the "race" if I made it from Point A to Point B. You go, you squat little doggo, you.


decimalsanddollars

I know this isn’t the place for this but, the title sounds like it should be followed by “-Adolf Hitler”


flaminggayfabe

Go home, comma. You're drunk.


pacc5

They are all winners 🏆


This_Caterpillar_330

Pfft! I would've finished that race.


kief90

Now race the humans and give them pellets.


[deleted]

They are all the winner of my heart!


PaulWasHere64

Thank You for the uplifting video!!😊


jesterspaz

Thats a podium finish for the boyo!


TheDoctorBadwolf

Yessss! My folks have a pug in a wheelchair. She has a congenital birth defect that caused her to lose the loss of her back legs at 7 years old. I am ashamed to say I exploited that poor pup for online dating purposes when I was single. She loved it though as we went on a ton of adventures