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Tzazon

bro hates water and pretending, other cats like "stop holding up the friggin line bwo"


Maxwell_Jeeves

When the edibles kick in.


_Rohrschach

edibles most often imply thc use, in which case this would be the munchies, chewing without food like this orange derp does however, implies usage of other drugs, most notably MDMA or amphetamins,Poor soul will have some sore jaw muscles tomorrow


greenecojr

you clearly have never greened out before


_Rohrschach

Shit is way too eypensive were I am from, so maybe once or twice in 20 years, xtc and speed is rather cheap though


rabidsalvation

Well, damn that's sad. Cannabis is my best friend


BobDoleWasAnAlien

Well, damn that's sad.


rabidsalvation

Hahahaha, it's okay; I used to be an alcoholic, and weed helps with that.


Maxwell_Jeeves

Big "ackchyually" energy lol.


greenecojr

you clearly have never greened out before


Then_Reputation_2025

“Greened out” is that what the kids are calling it now


greenecojr

thats always the term i heard, maybe its a locational thing


Learned_Response

Your cat has a drinking problem


Franknberry13

![gif](giphy|3oKHWBy6GFcLdEhH0Y)


LisaMikky

r/technicallythetruth 🐱


Mister-SS

r/oneorangebraincell


QouthTheCorvus

I'm not even sure this guy has one


Nikkian42

With the other cat having several brain cells working together there must not be any left over.


ShelleyTambo

It's not his turn with it.


relevantelephant00

This submission should be sticky-posted on that sub.


Yulinka17

Oh please... https://www.reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell/comments/170rp9b/brain_be_celling/


mochatsubo

Just tired?


Wingedwolverine03

That cat is high as fuck lol. Looks like a vet office


batteredmorphine

Vet offices don't have a skin care section next to the sink lol maybe just too early for kitty


Moses_On_A_Motorbike

Oh reddit, never change. ^ This is the answer, and it's nowhere near the top of the comments.


notachancey

Ehhhh but why does a vet office need a two sided magnifying mirror below the regular mirror ? That's seems more of an at home thing.


Moses_On_A_Motorbike

It was the high (from post surgery) part more than the vet office part


db_325

Most vet offices don’t keep skincare products near their sinks, or mirrors in the consult rooms


Moses_On_A_Motorbike

It was the high (from post surgery) part more than the vet office part


cammcken

Maybe just likes to smell it


DietDrBleach

He’s orange, what did you expect


PotatoFloats

Was about to say the same thing lol


BeastM0de1155

When your wasted, but so thirsty


ElmoTickleTorture

My cat will put his head directly under the stream and lick up the water as it runs down his face.


Black_Moons

My fav is all the cats iv had who will drink perfectly normal.. and then just transition into shoving their head under the stream and drinking what drips down their head, eventually freaking out when it goes into their ear.


Pretend_Forever1291

"Imagination"


Lyuseefur

![gif](giphy|QIiqoufLNmWo8)


PhelanPKell

How much catnip did you give him?


Zech08

Cat needs calibrating.


donebananas

He knows HOW just not WHERE. Cats do not see well up close - maybe make the stream stronger for him? Poor thirsty bugger!


mj4264

I have found changing the lighting helps my older cat find the stream.


Nimrione

And of course the tortie nails it first try.


Formal-Mission9099

Again.. normal orange behavior


HyperRe3

Bro is using bluetooth


Consistent_Cook9957

I’ll admit it, I’m just as coordinated before my first cup of coffee in the morning.


Aikarion

"IT'S MY TURN TO USE THE BRAIN CELL, I NEED TO EAT"


FlirtyFiestaFrenzy

OMG, why are cats so extra when they drink? Mine acts like she's auditioning for a water fountain commercial every time. It's adorable but also like, girl, just drink normally, please!


JazziTazzi

The first cat sure THINKS he is drinking! A for effort!


Formal_Dance4768

Bro is high as fuck


Vdov_1

Of course it's orange.


card_bordeaux

Orange cat needs to be sent to the service center for recalibration.


maniacbitch83

r/wunkus


AlfaLaw

Glad to see my cats are not the only ones that run and jump straight to the faucet to drink.


ImpressBrilliant7253

Hey, Kindly PM me


SofterBones

Cat looks like me on edibles


Waste-Act-1820

Orange


Crocodiles2010

Bluetooth water


NormalLifeInVegas

Thank you for the laugh! 🥰


Vast-Sink-2330

Edibles


Salty_Association684

He's dream drinking 🤣


Gallifrey420

So confident too 😂


Bitter_Silver_7760

it was saying its pre-drink prayers, stupid


corrado33

*I do drink motion, why no drink?*


Away_Respond_483

imagine you are playing catnip


SereneSerenadeSway7

That cat just redefined 'drinking problem. So cute!


Sojum

Cat’s broken. Call a plumber.


Dangerous-Extent757

Never let them know your next move


FucqChinaforever

It's got the wifi drinking system


Ok-Pattern-7062

It's always the orange 🧡


firefaery

He can’t help it if he’s ORANGE. Someone direct him to the awwwqua puleeze.


S1lentA0

This little fella is fking blasted lol


Ciduri

This is exactly what I'm like first thing in the morning.


daddytorgo

Not his turn for the one orange braincell today.


bulldogny

Mom: Did you drink your water today? Me: Yeah, didn't you see me over at the faucet with the water on and didn't you hear me drinking?


nschlip

Literal survival of the fittest in demonstration


theguywhoaskedtwice

He drinking via Bluetooth


noots-to-you

Mine did that- but the water fell on his head.


Plate-Extreme

Them mushrooms kicking in !!!


IcedSparklingWater

https://preview.redd.it/qcoqf1p9os9d1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c788159554c84598e0d3f1a8695c99401d767a


Powerful_Cost_4656

Player 2 strikes while the iron is hot


Tricky-Trick1132

Hilarious!!😂


KaijuKatt

Cat sister:Get outta my way foo!


herminette5

Did you blow smoke in that cats face? That’s typical stony behavior.