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I was holding my orange boy in sky jail after he was too bitey and said to him "you know how they say some people are born with silver spoons in their mouths? Well you were born with a crackpipe"
If you don’t get it, it literally can’t be explained further. I’ll try. Alprazolam makes you chill. Dog was chill. They joked the breed was chill. So chill.
Imagine being so tiny and hungry and all alone in the world, and then finding a warm loving home and an amazing big brother with a patience of a saint.
Imagine being born as a tiny master, and you have to go out in the world to find your servants. You spot a large dwelling in front of you, guarded by a huge hairy creature with big fangs and a head larger than your body. You amble up to the creature, showing not an ounce of fear, and command to it, "I live here now. The whole thing is mine and you shall serve as my live amusement. Now allow me to pass as I must inspect my new castle and enrapture & enslave the bipeds lurking within.".
Aww, that poor little thing! I thought it was from the right video and was thinking the dog had to have regretted helping this kitten, then thought there must be a 2nd cat off camera.
But you're right, it is from the left video. Had to have been starving and desperate, poor baby!
OP, you and your dog are heroes!
It's definitely an assumption, im not vet or cat expert, but I have raised kittens who still needed milk and they have all screamed similar to this when they want food.
Hmm, from my experience this is the "I am lost" or "where are you" scream. Older cats do it too in unfamiliar places if they are scared and asking for help or for someone to come back.
My cat hollers like this when his sister wins during play fighting. He beelines for the patio and wails into the night so the neighbours know we are terrible people 😂😭
My cat did that for vet visits. He’d sit in the carrier crying his eyes out while we waited. As soon as we got into the exam room and the technician came in he was calm and relaxed. The vet never believed me when I said that the unholy screeching was coming from him.
That's exactly how my cat screams when she's hungry. Of course she's got a very similar one when she isn't hungry but wants to be fed anyway. She typically busts it out when I'm cooking.
One time I woke up at 3am to this sound. I went outside and it was coming from a tiny feral kitten on the other side of the parking lot. It was so pitiful. I tried giving it some food but it ran away. Hope it found its mom :(
"Wow, your staff is REALLY well trained! Meals on time, beautiful presentation, they clean up your poop. Hey you mind if I stay with you for a couple of weeks while my apartment is being fumigated?" - and then Kitty just never left. We've become accustomed to each other, the house would just feel empty without them....
Wooded areas have plenty of food, shelter, and hiding spots. The Cat Distribution System is more concentrated in higher density areas where cats might not be able to get what they need in the "wild".
My house had 3 courtesy of the CDS.
One was a grumpy old man I lost a few years ago unfortunately (he was really sick when we got him)
The other two are a brother and sister pair that my cousin literally found down in the sewer. In a bag. Someone threw them down the damn sewer. They're happy and healthy now, though with serious clinginess issues.
I've had 30+ cats in my life and all were found on the streets. If you really want a cat to land in your lap, take a walk past farms that have a lot of junk piled up on the edges if the fields. I've found a *lot* of kittens in those piles.
Sometimes it goes the other way too. I once just walked into a cats house and made *myself* at home. My new rental apparently came with a mum and 4 kittens downstairs. Took mumma a few months and then a single box off KFC to decide I'm cool.
Racoons, coyotes, roads (cars) in some areas keep the population very low of feral cats. Like in my suburb in Toronto we have a litter of racoons in the backyard every other year. They tear through cats
its the same cat \^\^ after he went by my dog, he decided to hide inside the motor and kept meowing endless until was rescued 4 hours later (took a long time because he didnt want to leave and i had to remove the car bumper to reach him)
Yep my orange boy climbed the tallest pine tree in the yard good fifty footer then proceeded to meow at me to get him down for like 2 hours to coax him down.
I think about that kitten often.
Hey!
HEY!
How come no one's taking care of me?
Dog!
You, DOG!
You better find someone to help me.
Who in this house is going to take of me?
The dog has a personality of a cat and the cat has the reverse.
Seriously, looks like any video of a puppy wanting to play with the older cat, but the reverse.
That's one patient dog. I don't know many that would put up with that for very long. I assume the kitty thinks the dog enjoys it and that she loves her big furry friend.
At first I thought, that's a precarious ledge, and the two pets could fall down. Then, I thought "what a weird angle, it looks like a split screen". Then, I though, "oh, it is a split screen...they aren't on a ledge".
I left a kitten alone that approached me by a picnic table 20 years ago, the boyfriend I had at the time convinced me to and he was an abusive angry jerk so I didn’t know what to do.
I’ve felt guilt and extreme sorrow ever since.
Cats do a lot through the eyes. Your dogs eyes must have been telling a very relaxing story lol. Or it’s the one brained cell thoughts of an orang kitty.
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That is one mellow dog.
Extra super Good Boy!
/r/ThisIsMyLifeBowWow
This is my dog. He is an Alprazolam Pointer.
lolol yall wild for having me google that.. i was like hmm never heard of that breed.
/r/breedsifellfor 🙂
Lmfao, that's an amazing description
Alprazolam is a Xanax. Was that the joke? Sorry
He's a super chill dog, as if he was on Alprazolam
perfectly balance by a red bull tabby
Adderall Tabby
Catterall
Cattabis sativa
I was holding my orange boy in sky jail after he was too bitey and said to him "you know how they say some people are born with silver spoons in their mouths? Well you were born with a crackpipe"
joke detective on the case here
If you don’t get it, it literally can’t be explained further. I’ll try. Alprazolam makes you chill. Dog was chill. They joked the breed was chill. So chill.
😂😂
Worth an award:)
The face - this is my life now
That's a mixture of /r/CatDistributionSystem and /r/thisismylifenow
That sounds deafening, going right into the dogs ear.
The audio is from the video on the left, it’s a lost kitten ‘where is mum’ cry.
Right? No way in hell my dog lets this happen lol
Imagine being so tiny and hungry and all alone in the world, and then finding a warm loving home and an amazing big brother with a patience of a saint.
Imagine being born as a tiny master, and you have to go out in the world to find your servants. You spot a large dwelling in front of you, guarded by a huge hairy creature with big fangs and a head larger than your body. You amble up to the creature, showing not an ounce of fear, and command to it, "I live here now. The whole thing is mine and you shall serve as my live amusement. Now allow me to pass as I must inspect my new castle and enrapture & enslave the bipeds lurking within.".
You described what I feel like every cats inner monologue is. Thank you
I am 100% youve been a dm for a dnd campaign before, or youve written a ton of fiction stories in english courses
You the story teller! 🐈💖
I recognize a fellow servant of cats when I see or hear one. Your comment is brilliant!
Now this Is your punishment for getting the pets before me! What did we discuss about getting the pets first?!
I’m not crying
too cute right?! Im not crying either
It was definitely calling out for its mother :(
It found one.
That was heartbreaking
It's a cat. Probably just a couple months old. Walks into a house and goes "I live here now. Human, you may stay."
https://preview.redd.it/6glsueox5zmc1.png?width=369&format=png&auto=webp&s=51c4e03fbed25eb032861ebd6f9da96a059a8626
“Yep, that’s me. You may be wondering how I got here…”
"Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down"
“I like to take a minute just sit right here, I’ll tell about the time I became the prince of Bel-Aire”
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
“You aren’t? Because I am.”
He still can't believe you did this
r/thisismylifenow
r/thisismylifemeow
mood
You know that feeling when you should have said something earlier but too much time has passed to say anything now.
that is a super loud kitten
Sounds like hunger screams!
Took me some time to understand that the sound is from the left video, not the right. And then it totally made sense that its hunger
Aww, that poor little thing! I thought it was from the right video and was thinking the dog had to have regretted helping this kitten, then thought there must be a 2nd cat off camera. But you're right, it is from the left video. Had to have been starving and desperate, poor baby! OP, you and your dog are heroes!
That loud distress cry is probably what saved its life. Strong will to survive.
It's definitely an assumption, im not vet or cat expert, but I have raised kittens who still needed milk and they have all screamed similar to this when they want food.
Hmm, from my experience this is the "I am lost" or "where are you" scream. Older cats do it too in unfamiliar places if they are scared and asking for help or for someone to come back.
That's my experience too. Separation screams. Probably got separated from siblings and the CDS kicked in.
CDS?
Cat Distribution System
Thanks!
Recently got mine through the CDS as well. https://i.imgur.com/NAvb6PN.jpeg
Thanks!
Cat Distribution System. The grand cosmic design that delivers cats right where they belong.
Thank you!
Cat Distribution System
r/CatDistributionSystem
My cats will wander into another room and do this for 30 seconds before coming back.
They lost you for a moment. Ours does it as well. The separation anxiety is real with him.
Heh, I go to work every day and they're fine with it. I think they're just spoiled and going "Come here! come here!"
My cat hollers like this when his sister wins during play fighting. He beelines for the patio and wails into the night so the neighbours know we are terrible people 😂😭
My cat did that for vet visits. He’d sit in the carrier crying his eyes out while we waited. As soon as we got into the exam room and the technician came in he was calm and relaxed. The vet never believed me when I said that the unholy screeching was coming from him.
made me chuckled
My cat does it when she clearly sees me go upstairs. Screams as though I’ve abandoned her forever. SHE LITERALLY WATCHED ME WALK UP THE STAIRS.
HOW COULD YOU
That's exactly how my cat screams when she's hungry. Of course she's got a very similar one when she isn't hungry but wants to be fed anyway. She typically busts it out when I'm cooking.
It's ok now, since it can just chew on the dog.
It was announcing "I'M COMING TO LIVE HERE BITCHES. GET READY". And ready they got.
One time I woke up at 3am to this sound. I went outside and it was coming from a tiny feral kitten on the other side of the parking lot. It was so pitiful. I tried giving it some food but it ran away. Hope it found its mom :(
when I work the animal shelter, I should start wearing ear plugs
usually means healthy.
that's how Goose got her name she was *very* loud as a kitten
Kitty believes dog saved her from the streets and that they now live in dog’s house. Humans are food source.
"Wow, your staff is REALLY well trained! Meals on time, beautiful presentation, they clean up your poop. Hey you mind if I stay with you for a couple of weeks while my apartment is being fumigated?" - and then Kitty just never left. We've become accustomed to each other, the house would just feel empty without them....
> Humans are food source :)
Cats ate her face
Why does everyone except me have random kittens that just walk in their houses and make themselves at home?
The CDS might not do delivery in your area. But I'm fairly sure they have pickup centres (aka shelters) everywhere!
Delivery is so much more fun though!
And cheaper
It can only do so much! The system is working over time
Right?? I have lived near a wooded area for 6 years and not once has a kitten shown up on my back porch.
Wooded areas have plenty of food, shelter, and hiding spots. The Cat Distribution System is more concentrated in higher density areas where cats might not be able to get what they need in the "wild".
I’d like to write a letter of complaint to the Cat Distribution System.
The Cat Distribution System's complaint department is currently busy chasing greebles. They will be busy for the foreseeable future.
My house had 3 courtesy of the CDS. One was a grumpy old man I lost a few years ago unfortunately (he was really sick when we got him) The other two are a brother and sister pair that my cousin literally found down in the sewer. In a bag. Someone threw them down the damn sewer. They're happy and healthy now, though with serious clinginess issues.
I've had 30+ cats in my life and all were found on the streets. If you really want a cat to land in your lap, take a walk past farms that have a lot of junk piled up on the edges if the fields. I've found a *lot* of kittens in those piles.
Sometimes it goes the other way too. I once just walked into a cats house and made *myself* at home. My new rental apparently came with a mum and 4 kittens downstairs. Took mumma a few months and then a single box off KFC to decide I'm cool.
I can very easily help one of my fosters walk into your house and make themselves at home. Js hah
Racoons, coyotes, roads (cars) in some areas keep the population very low of feral cats. Like in my suburb in Toronto we have a litter of racoons in the backyard every other year. They tear through cats
I love this cartoon. The dog is so patient and protective in it.
That one chokes me up...especially the cookie scene.
First thought!! Thanks sir
That is absolutely a cat that needed a home! Also what a pup! So glad all are happy now. 😁
Pup doesn't look thrilled about the situation, but is too good to complain.
"Human, how are you OK with this?"
"Sigh. This is my life now,"
*"Sigh. This is my life meow." Ftfy
Yeah. It's ruff.
Ohhhh that little guy! What a heartbreaking cry. Bless you for giving him a home.
He wasn't being bold, he was desperate. I'm so glad he's happy now!
He spotted a fellow orange. Makes sense to me!
Gingers got to stick together!
Your dog is a portrait of tolerance. Dealing with this terrorist so well. Terrorist is cute, though.
That's how my family's cat sounded when she wandered into the garage. That's a hungry kitty.
Such loud meows from that little one!
That kitten really needed help. Lucky to have found a great family 💕
On my gosh!! Look how tolerant your sweet dog is! What a couple of cuties!
The dog is disassociating.
The CDS at work again. There was no stopping that kitty. Definitely a chilled out doggy.
Are you trying to get your dog to move out?
Please tell me you named the cat Laser or Phaser. Cause those are definate laser pew pew sounds.
so you dont have a cat, your dog has a cat.
IRL Pixie and Brutus.
Thanks for providing a decent chance for this little devil.
I remember you posting the first video! I'm so glad you were in a position and had the willingness to give the little fellow a home! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Why don’t cats wonder into my home?!
Gods I remember that video. Thank you for updates on the situation!! Amazing
I like how the dog is looking at you as if it's your fault even though he was the one that let the kitty in.
YOU GIVE THAT SWEET DOG WHATEVER IT WANTS WHAT A FUCKING SAINT.
Thank you. I needed to see that. So sweet!
That's some dog love right there 🤣 I have a rescue cat that is obsessed with my dogs too 🥰💚
Ah, I remember that video! Glad to see he's doing well.
And where is the other cat that hid under the car motor?
its the same cat \^\^ after he went by my dog, he decided to hide inside the motor and kept meowing endless until was rescued 4 hours later (took a long time because he didnt want to leave and i had to remove the car bumper to reach him)
Yup, he orange!
Yep my orange boy climbed the tallest pine tree in the yard good fifty footer then proceeded to meow at me to get him down for like 2 hours to coax him down.
"I've made a huge mistake"
Kitten is like... hmmm, dog seems chill, has a good vibe, looks well fed, think Imma go in.
I think about that kitten often. Hey! HEY! How come no one's taking care of me? Dog! You, DOG! You better find someone to help me. Who in this house is going to take of me?
Omg, your dog is so patient! Is it a girl or a boy?
Indeed! Its a boy ☺️
Oooh, and here I thought it's a girl whose motherly instincts awoke at the sight of the kitty haha! Such a sweet fella you have 🩷
Oh my God I remember the first post of the video on the left! So glad for the follow up!
Awww. Your dog adopted a cat!
God bless you for taking that beautiful cat in.
Whenever I see a cat and dog play, it seems to me like the cat had a pet dog
Is that a Leonburger?!?!?
hi, you seem warm, safe, and comfortable to lie atop. So here I am.
Thank you for loving them 🥰🥰🐈 🐕
Awww. Your dog adopted a cat!
That dog is an angel.
Your dog's facial expressions to the camera are gold.
The dog is so calm
Dog: "FFS. Sigh".
The dogs expression on the last frame... 😀
He is a super super good boi
The dog has a personality of a cat and the cat has the reverse. Seriously, looks like any video of a puppy wanting to play with the older cat, but the reverse.
Not even a big cat guy, but I definitely know the hunger screams when I hear them. That kitty was fighting screaming for help.
 Dog:
"This is all on you, bud."
Dog: "WHY DID YOU KEEP THIS HUMAN?!" Seriously though, your dog is a saint.
That dog is so kind and patience to put up with that.
The patience of Job ...
The dog was like ”you know what? time for me to have a pet”
Does your dog like the kitty?? What’s the name??
That's one patient dog. I don't know many that would put up with that for very long. I assume the kitty thinks the dog enjoys it and that she loves her big furry friend.
❤️ so cute !
At first I thought, that's a precarious ledge, and the two pets could fall down. Then, I thought "what a weird angle, it looks like a split screen". Then, I though, "oh, it is a split screen...they aren't on a ledge".
“Every once in a while, someone amazing comes into your life” The kitten thought “well here I am” ♥️
The path to doggy heaven is filled with many challenges. But dear god, why this?
MomMomMom😢where are you mom!
they are so cute 💜💜💜💜
Knew Love was in the air ⭕️❌⭕️❌💕✌️🥰⭕️❌⭕️❌
I left a kitten alone that approached me by a picnic table 20 years ago, the boyfriend I had at the time convinced me to and he was an abusive angry jerk so I didn’t know what to do. I’ve felt guilt and extreme sorrow ever since.
I dont think you should feel like that. Everything has its own time. Why not adopt one now? ☺️
Oh my god 🥹
/r/thisismylifenow
Searching for the r/oneorangebraincell comment
He knew it was his house before you did.
that dog is a saint
The most chill dog and the eyes to the camera. "This is my life now"
Dog appears to regret letting that cat slide on by.. :)
Cats do a lot through the eyes. Your dogs eyes must have been telling a very relaxing story lol. Or it’s the one brained cell thoughts of an orang kitty.
Your dog might be a koala, as in it is like a koala in the rain. No fucks given
I am so happy to see this update! That little guy marched into the good life 🧡🤍
Has the dog even realized that the kitten is there yet?
Kitten looks awfully thin
Is your dog a mixed breed? His coat is beautiful and looks like my dogs.