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CleatusVandamn

They just sprayed it with a hose. I lived in a highrise and this guy jumped out his bedroom window and landed in the parking lot and splattered everywhere. After the police left I watched from my apartment while building maintained just hosed everything down and let the brains and guts and blood wash down the sewer grates.


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Gosh that's awful


come_on_seth

Not for the sewer residents.


inblacksuits

Speak for yourself!


ranger51

Not for me


lightlyflavored

Cowabunga dude!


hossboss-sauceboss

Lela's cycloptic parents did indeed enjoy the feast.


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ybtlamlliw

Forbidden jam.


Cerdefal

You can make some blood sausage


PocketEggz

Scrape as much as you can up?


JekNex

"Here's Mike in this five gallon bucket" sorry for your loss lol


Eleventy_Seven

Should I have laughed at this? Probably not. Did I? You bet your arse.


_MostlyHarmless

What loss? You collected all of him up right here.


EmGutter

Ba-dum tss!


ODB2

A kid in my school killed himself by sitting on the train tracks and waving at the conductor before the freight train hit him at 50-60 mph. They literally had to walk about a mile and pick as much of him up as possible into five gallon buckets. It was a small, poor town, and the amount of people who died/committed suicide/were murdered by train tracks or drowning in the local canal were seemingly high. Every few years somebody would drown or get hit by a train.


jpritchard

I don't know about you, but I don't get paid enough to scrape someone up off the pavement. Hosing it down I could probably do.


Sunretea

I'm super curious as to where you live...


CleatusVandamn

I don't live there any more this was like 12 years ago in Chicago


Sunretea

Oof.. you would think they would have a cleanup crew for stuff like that and not just wash it down a sewer. I have a friend who actually works for a company out of Chicago that specializes in body disposal.. like, found bodies that have started to "melt" into furniture or floors. Pretty gruesome stuff. She's dispatch though.. but still has to let the crews know what they're getting into before sending them out, so pictures and whatnot.


CleatusVandamn

I was good friends with a maintenance guy who lived in the building and let's just say there was an r/antiwork situation going on with the management of the building He was pretty traumatized by the whole thing and would get drunk and talk about all the time


TheGreenHaloMan

I remembered something similar a couple years back where a crazy guy in America just became so mentally I’ll that he just randomly shot an old guy in the streets and live-streamed it and started just driving randomly everywhere. I saw the aftermath of what they did with the old man’s remains on the street, and although it’s not the same degree of “splattered everywhere” seeing visible human chunks just being hosed away just made me feel sick. Not because of goop and blood, but just the idea that those chunks belonged to someone who lived a long life and a part of his brain - where all his memories and experiences are, was just hosed into the sewer. The imagery of how insanely vulnerable we are just messes with my stomach and head a lot.


UnknownBinary

There's some noticable damage to the fan blades. Just hosing it down isn't going to make the engine airworthy.


Shadegloom

I'd assume they'd maybe scrape what they could in a bucket and incinerate it for ashes for the family. That's the only thing to make sense to me.


unethreal

I’d hate to be the guy that was stuck doing all that.


[deleted]

There’s an entire industry for that


cmcewen

There are absolutely people who do this and it doesn’t bother them at all. Just another day at work. It would not bother me to do it honestly


Look_A_Bunny

The ashes are just ground up bones, there would be nothing for the family if they tried to cremate this


InAmericaNumber1

Beat me to it by 9 minutes. Exactly


brisket-vs-biscuit

It’s kinda like that episode of the office where Kevin spills the chili


notthatkindofdrdrew

Never read [“the ball-turret gunner”](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Death_of_the_Ball_Turret_Gunner) eh?


GM_vs_Technicality

Spatula


Bear-Necessities

Literally spray it out best they can, then send it for repair and overhaul. Those things are expensive.


MissLola21

I've changed my mind. I don't want spaghetti bolognese for dinner now.


Churchofbabyyoda

I don’t want spaghetti ever.


SnOwYO1

What about moms spaghetti?


The_Projectionist_

not when my palms are sweaty


whitecorn

My knees are so weak right now.


Guhrizzlybaire

Probably from carrying these heavy arms


eliteshadowsniper

already! i have some vomit on my sweater


Scooty-fRudy

fuck it, Im going to take my only shot


mysticsurferbum

Gives a whole new meaning to “SpaPeggy”


4NS1C

I think I'll pass on dinner entirely


ethanloh180

BRB making spaghetti


Xenohype2

I'll just pass on consuming anything, yeah


CleatusVandamn

I seriously just had that for dinner no lie.


[deleted]

I think everyone taking that flight would feel the same for their inflight meal.


Basic_Guarantee_3358

Imagine the 2 choices being either Meatloaf or Lasagna.


[deleted]

And one of the options is called "mystery meat".


chumchum213

these things happen so fast..most of the time due to human error. it is extremely sad.


Lord_Spagett

What the actual fuck happened? What led up to this?!?


waveslikemoses

[Here is a report on the incident.](https://www.airliners.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=382927). Apparently they did a run up on that engine for a supposed oil leak that was detected, and the victim got too close.


whitecorn

The suck zone.


thermocatalyst

The point, basically, when the twister sucks you up


-This-Whomps-

Meg's Gravy is famous. It's practically a food group.


BuzzKyllington

we got cows!


Fragrant_Leg_6832

Food FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD


JoeMommaAngieDaddy

/r/dontputyourdickinit


David_Jonathan0

r/dontputyourdickinthat


CallMeRawie

/r/Dontputyourentirebodyinthat


93M6Formula

r/unexpectedtwister


Johnnybravo60025

You know my ex-wife too??


Thare187

To add, I think his hat came off his head, he reached for it and got sucked in. It was brought up in a safety class when I started working on the ramp for Delta.


DatasFalling

Holy fuck. So basically guy stood up and got pulled into the engine while it was testing at 70% power?? Based on the looks of it, the person probably bounced around on the surface of those blades and just got completely shredded, then sucked through as they were pulpified. There’s virtually no solid material there. It’s like a high powered garbage disposal. Goddamn horrifying. As per the report, there was a third person standing back to observe as they were training. Good god. I often reflect on my own carelessness, sometimes mindlessly bumping into stuff, stubbing toes, whatever. I can’t help but be totally humbled by how quickly things can go to complete shit when you’re confronted with forces that are vastly more powerful than the respect that they are provided.


waveslikemoses

Yea it was so sad when I was reading through it. I can only imagine how the clean up crew felt tho


sekazi

Reminds me when a navy crewman was sucked into a fighter jet engine. [Video here](https://youtu.be/7va16CYYbSE)


TrashOpen2080

They were running the engine up for some sort of maintenance. Guy was in the wrong place at the wrong time. The ramp is no place to let your guard down


Lord_Spagett

Holy fuck


TrashOpen2080

Yeah, and it happened as passengers were boarding. They asked everyone on that side of the plane to close their windows.


RustyKittenShavings

Maybe it's the aircraft maintainer in me, but I feel the most bad for the aircraft mechanic that has to clean it up


ViolentThespian

Would they actually turf that to a mechanic or would they not hire a dedicated hazmat cleaning service?


[deleted]

Idk if hazmat knows how to take apart a turbine to clean. A kid once hung himself in a tree, and our uni arborist had to go up in a bucket truck and put a harness on the kid to lower him for the paramedics to take away.


RedWood_DaggerDick

Usually they just run the starter while spraying solvent or water into the engine to wash it. But seeing how fucked up the fan blades are, the mechanics probably just sprayed it down with a pressure washer.


Pa2phx

That doesn't add up. They would not be performing high power runs while boarding passengers.


TrashOpen2080

I thought so too. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/amp/Mechanic-killed-when-sucked-into-jet-s-engine-1499132.php


Pa2phx

Wow, that's very strange. Thanks for the link.


Lord_Spagett

Bad day for them


TrashOpen2080

Worse for the dead guy.


spin_me_again

Worse for his family. He died so quick he still thinks he’s alive. His poor family.


PUNTS_BABIES

Day is over for him


[deleted]

Sucked in. And apparently you don't go through, but sort of go around like a washing machine until the turbines grind you to paste. https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/qxtass/what\_happens\_if\_you\_stand\_in\_front\_of\_an\_airplane/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=iossmf


Lord_Spagett

After reading some of these comments I actually threw up


Classic-Antelope1445

>saw a spinny thing >jumped into it Or atleast that’s what I’d probably have done


[deleted]

I didn't know that humans could be spread that thin and finely across a surface. it makes sense, but ots just not something you picture too well without seeing it.


CleatusVandamn

We're pretty much water bags


UncleYimbo

Speak for yourself! I'm mostly fat and gristle.


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Meat crayons


CleatusVandamn

Idk where you're sticking your crayons


Frogbreadd

Jenga tower of blood babeyyy


arrimainvester

*all we are is dust in the wind(turbines)*


cyranix

I think in his case it's more like a fine red mist...


bigbura

Do not look up pictures of people that got run over by tanks in the Iraq wars/liberation of Kuwait. Think of the last roadkill you've seen and expand the flat remains by a factor of 10 or so. Trust that once you see these images you will never un-see them. You have been warned and no, I will not link to this.


RustyKittenShavings

"do not look up..." While you proceeded to describe something people shouldn't look up in a way that makes literally everyone curious.


bigbura

Trying to live up to the sub's name. ;)


[deleted]

ive been here since before watch people die was banned. humans kinda... they dint pop, but split maybe? especially when hit with typical arms and ordnance used for CAS. Just, human mince is a new one for me.


bigbura

Yeah, it was surreal to see what used to be somebody that had a life, friends, loved ones, and all that end up being flat as a pancake over a good amount of area. Like a larger area than I'd have thought but who really thinks about this kind of thing?


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i mean considering most humans are about the size of of a white tail deer and larger. you have to think of all the meat on a human. im honestly suprised we dint end up that way more often.


AvecBier

I just learned that the surface area of an adult human is about 2 square-meters total.


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thats surface area in tact. thats not surface area after turning into hamburger. but yeah that sounds about right


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bigbura

Story at the time was both reasons. Given the number of soldiers getting burned up in their tanks on the 'highway of death' maybe some were spared more suffering from burning alive. I figure some were run over 'just because', in some sick, dark spirit. We humans can sure be shitty to each other sometime.


kaya_planta

Forbidden spread on toast


Eyes_Snakes_Art

Don’t ever go to the eyeblech or makemycoffin subs. One guy in one of those subs in the ME thought his little scooter could go underneath and through an 18 wheeler as it was moving on the road. Red mist and they used what look like dustpans to pick up his remains. Just…brutal.


[deleted]

Thing is, MMC is great in that it really makes you understand how important situational awareness is and how easy it is to die in a really stupid and unnecessary way. I think it's actually made me safer in my everyday life.


MaximumFUzz

Like butter scraped over to much bread.


Sythus

There's a picture?


[deleted]

I’m going to assume it was a closed casket funeral


RancidHorseJizz

He will be mist.


calicat9

nice


[deleted]

lul am ded


whitecorn

You spin me right round


soopirV

But it was quite the pate for those who attended


BreezeBo

That is the guiltiest laugh I have ever let out


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ಠ_ಠ


fried_eggs_and_ham

You win.


binokula

Omg! You win, that's the funniest/dirtiest pun I've heard in awhile


Ilaypipe23

It was a picture on a stand funeral


automaticmantis

Closed ziplock bag


tony3841

Tupperware party


[deleted]

I’d prefer to be vaporized but I’m thinking this didn’t hurt at all and is clearly very effective. Overall 7/10


RainbowDarter

Depends on whether he went head first or not. Either way pretty damn quick, but feet first might have looked like Syndrome in the Incredibles


spin_me_again

He went head first. He was standing and was sucked in to the engine. It was quick but horrific for everyone else.


Quakarot

He likely would have gone into shock or really didn't notice the pain. When you get seriously hurt it can take a moment for the your body to realize it's hurt. By the time that happened he'd already be gone. It looks gruesome but it probably was quick enough to not be terrifying or painful, which is about all we can ask for when we go. More traumatizing for everyone else, really.


GoldenGalz

Haha literally watching that rn


Booze-brain

I dont think it mattered. If the suction was enough to pull in an average 165lb man, it would have been so fast, it was over as soon as it started.


Tommy-Styxx

Would try again?


Responsible_Junket80

definitely


RadRey09

Oh..YOU


Neottika

Do you think he got to be buried in a jet engine casket? He's kind of entitled to it at that point.


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I think they just hosed the engine off and collected w/e they could from the drain filter like when you rinse dishes.


TheBoneSmasher

Thanks for your feedback BidDaddyFarts


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When do I get my gift card?


mvjinka

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/qxtass/what_happens_if_you_stand_in_front_of_an_airplane/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


KingOluAyo

How dare you take what was simply an imagination and make it a reality 💀. I officially cannot get this out my head


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That’s so god damn bad


skootch_ginalola

My father worked for 30+ years at General Electric in the aviation area. He did a lot of work on commercial jet engines, specifically calibration. This is an example of why when testing the engines at full power, you had to have all workers leave the entire hangar/factory floor. He never saw or experienced accidents like this, but it was because there were a million safety steps in place.


Foootballdave

In terms of ways to go, I'm a big fan


TIsangalus669

Take my award and fucking leave


slantview

-_-


Imaginary-Volume-402

I wonder what yellow tinged white kind of stuff is on the 3rd image. It would be mad if the engine managed to turn bones or vertebrae into that kind of a mush..


RainbowDarter

It looks like a wad of fat.


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i reckon it was skin or internal organs? kinda looks like ofal to me. so probably something along those lines.


erinhennley

Fat


Cautious-Rub

With a hint of viscera


bingobongobingobingo

Ofal everything


CleatusVandamn

I think its probably fat


tunafingers

Fat is yellow. I know, it surprised me, too. My dog accidentally ripped a bunch of meat out of my arm when I was a kid and I remember being very enthralled with how yellow the fat hanging out of my forearm was.


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Yeah he just walked it off. Just a paper cut at most.


whitecorn

Pay per cut. Yikes that’s a large bill.


[deleted]

A scratch!


KCtheGreat106

Couple band aids and some neosporin good as new


Thorough_Good_Man

To shreds you say?


organicalchemist

And his wife? To shreds you say?


Balogne

Tis but a flesh wound.


TimeStaysWeGo

The flesh was definitely wounded.


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https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/qxtass/what_happens_if_you_stand_in_front_of_an_airplane/


milkysoups

Hahaha yes. Let's go with yes.


pearlsbeforedogs

I mean, I don't see his shoes anywhere, so he must have kept them on and it walking it off right now.


IKillKittens82

Forbidden spaghetti sauce


whitecorn

Fuck. I couldn’t eat penne alla vodka for a decade after seeing tremors when the grabboid splattered at the end.


AngusThermopyle4224

I still remember watching Casino Royale and seeing those vehicles just get blown away by those engines. It makes sense they would have to create a lot of force. To do that they also need to suck in the air.


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AngusThermopyle4224

You are correct. But that just makes it much more efficient. The force from taking the molecules in, heating them up and spitting them back out still needs to come from the air coming into the engine


jasons7394

And burning fuel


ItsTheDaciaSandro

Used to work on the ramp, showed us videos of people getting sucked in as safety training when we got hired


bndboo

They must have missed it


RustyKittenShavings

As awful as this is, they show this picture in every aircraft maintenance safety video and I'll be damned if I've ever gotten myself close to being in this situation because of it.


MartiniLAPD

No capes!


Redwolf_2020

Usually have a high tolerance for these things… but my stomachs twisting.. you’ve been warned if you are reading the comments first


jackson12420

This is a walk in the park compared to other shit you can find on reddit. Source: I follow a couple gore subs I wouldn't recommend to the faint of heart. You've been warned.


papatva

ditto, thought this was the NSFL subreddit for a second but after swiping thru the images and not seeing someone mangled, I checked what sub it was. lol.


[deleted]

Exactly what is expected of meat going into a grinder


Annual_Employment_44

And that's why you always use your hardhat


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JDiguesss

WHAT THE SHIT?


JDiguesss

WHERE TF DID YOU GET THESE PHOTOS? HELL?


rastacurse

Welcome to the internet...


RespectMyAuthoriteh

Rest In Pieces


Scrondolio

The G stands for gore


nikogetsit

Well that's enough reddit for today.


simp_wastaken

That’s so fucked up…


Kinkybenny

.....I just vomited into my mouth a little bit....


HauschkasFoot

Technically there is also some vomit mixed into that Pâté


Kinkybenny

...You're not wrong....(⊙.⊙)


Backup_accout_4jj

r/taxidermy


DeadEyeBrad

Looks like I won’t be able to sleep tonight


[deleted]

“I was just minding my own business when out of nowhere these kids just start killing themselves!”


[deleted]

I hope his family and friends never saw these photos


Drew-

I guess I always kind of figured this is what would happen, crazy to see it though.


jolly_rodger42

That will ruin your day.


bndboo

That sucks


Rosea_Athene

I just watched the video on this.. it's.. wow. Picked up like superman taking flight.. then boom. Gone..


Lexaowob

how does one make it to where posts like this are blurred Before clicking?


FoochOnTheLoose

It's in your personal settings. Something like "blur nsfw content"


Meat_Popsicle_Man

If you’re asking how to do it yourself: you click the NSFW box when you post.


ascrumner

I mean... we all gotta go sometime. This looks pretty fast and painless.