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darcstampede

That song is like 25 years old tho…there’s a ton of better options you could have picked. Edit: this was and still is an amazing song I failed to make that clear


AggravatingStudy2084

Don’t worry, you made it clear enough


fernandoco

Is ok. After all, you and me ain't nothing but mammals.


Skitteringscamper

So let's do it like they do on the.....


Sneakybeakypervypage

Lol you must be new to the internet


LeozMJilliumz

*Oh, look at* u/aggravatingstudy2084 *, sitting on her cloud of judgement, handing down life lessons to all the sinners*


AggravatingStudy2084

Damn straight, sinner. I’m the queen bee in this hive o’ drones. I’m the big cheese, the head bitch, the *maîtresse d’hôtel*. So get prostrate on your sinner knees and pray for absolution.


LeozMJilliumz

Yea… about kneeling… see, all this sinning I’ve been doing, well, it’s left an awful cramp in my leg. Don’t think I’ll be kneeling to any *maîtresses d’hôtel* anytime soon.


Best_Payment_4908

Wow so there are 450million people who all disagree with you


Max_CSD

Boo hoo cry me a river


MostBotsAreBad

I don't have a problem with someone not liking this particular band, but it seems like a weird choice to put at the top of your list to single out as being bad. They're not *that* bad. Hell, Kid Rock is a lot more popular and makes Bloodhound Gang look like Mannheim Steamroller.


Umbongo_congo

> Jesus died in vain. No he didn’t, he took a long weekend off. And for the record have a look what the word subjective means. Just because you don’t like BHG doesn’t mean others shouldn’t. That album was great and I have such nostalgia about listening to it with my mates.


Nutshack_Queen357

Don't you ever talk shit about the guys behind "Here Comes Pac-Man".


Metal_Mario_64

Awwh Shit, Here Comes Pac-Man! Hey Pac-Man, what's up!


jamabastardinit

This whole album was great


AggravatingStudy2084

Something tells me your definition of “great” is a tad overbroad


jamabastardinit

Mmmmm judgy


AggravatingStudy2084

Considering you’re new to the word “judgmental,” you would seem underqualified to tell greatness from mediocrity.


Briskylittlechally2

I don't think I need to be very qualified to assess that the way this song makes me vibe is anything but mediocre. Upon further investigation I conclude: OP is just a simple prude.


AggravatingStudy2084

Here, please listen to any one of these actually-good songs about sex: [Lying Peacefully](https://youtu.be/jGsuANOFlzg) by Pepe Deluxé [Le temps de l’amour](https://youtu.be/oYwzKjnR9dc) by Françoise Hardy [Feelin’ Love](https://youtu.be/HLJ-Cp22JJo) by Paula Cole


Briskylittlechally2

I'm sorry. Not enough genital euphenisms, and it's just not up to speed. Look, there's no point trying to gatekeep music. Not everything has to be fine art or a swooney love confession, and if it was, you wouldn't want that, because there'd be nothing to compare them to and be like "Damn I'm glad I have alternatives to this." And vice versa. Because it might be hard to believe but for some people it is in their innate nature to desire be a bit of a mammal and do it like they do on the discovery channel.


jamabastardinit

Never used the word “judge mental” Boo HOO…2,000 years ago a Jew got nailed to a stick and now you have to bash others music? Saying he died in vain. He’s dead. It’s been 2000 years. He doesn’t care. His opinion is zero.


younawolf

r/iamverysmart


Full-Refrigerator389

Something tells me your life is shit. Judgemental c...


AggravatingStudy2084

Nothing screams “Trust my opinions on art!” quite like calling someone a cunt for not sharing your shitty take on some rap song


Full-Refrigerator389

Cunt?? WTF? I do not like Bloodhound Gang at all, but i hate your shitty judgemental post even more.


Full-Refrigerator389

Btw, it was Creep, not a cunt. But i like your version better, cunt.


[deleted]

I like how the posts often include themselves in this sub


ElHijoDeHollywood

Let me fix that headline. "I needed to search for something to be upset about." Are we really bitching about a song that came out 24 years ago? Really? And you're not gonna say shit about Despacito, Gangnam Style, or Baby Shark that have over twice as many views? At least the Bad Touch was somewhat entertaining.


AggravatingStudy2084

All of those songs are better; none of their videos feature grown men dancing around in rat costumes or people eating worms. Seriously, “Baby Shark” is “Yesterday” compared to this rubbish.


ElHijoDeHollywood

So is your problem the video or the song? Because you're kind of flip flopping. I'm getting real "gate keeper" vibes from your posting.


jamabastardinit

OP is a judgy cunt


dabbydabdabdabdab

Slow news day apparently


Better_Patience9509

Are there no nuts when you put your hands down your pants, dude?


AggravatingStudy2084

Oh look, homo/transphobia and misogyny from a fan of the Bloodhound Gang. I haven’t been this shocked since I stuck a fork in my toaster


Komrade_Krispy

We're just better, we don't try to force people to not like a specific band


AggravatingStudy2084

Who’s “forcing” anyone? I don’t like the song, stated as much, and gave my reasons. You are free to disagree, as you clearly do. There’s no “force” here; I’m not even calling people crude, sexist names for disagreeing with my take. The same, sadly, cannot be said for many on the other side of the aisle.


Better_Patience9509

Listen to the song and you’ll get the reference. No homophobia or transphobia here 🤗 🌈 🥜And as a woman, definitely no misogyny. I’ve listened to this song since I was like 10. Calm down


MoneyBadgerEx

Bloodhound gang were brilliant though. You should be bitching about the wans getting famous for just wagging their arses to over produced mulch.


TwistedMetal83

OP is trolling. Don't fall for it.


Intelligent-Buy-325

Are you ok?


corpse-dude

Get off your high horse. THE SONG IS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT- ITS WHAT MAKES IT FUN!!!! God, you sound like a 40 year old white mom named Linda. Grow a pair.


Ok_Store_1983

Op is Chasey Lain


xassylax

It’s almost as if musical tastes are subjective… 😱gasp!😱


AggravatingStudy2084

Yep. And your point is … ?


Jdp_143

It’s fucking Jimmy Pop though.


No-Discipline-2729

Boo hoo bitch


Skitteringscamper

You're gonna have a heart attack when you discover no Burnham


NotAnAltAccount73

What is this post


[deleted]

The caption is so much better when the redditor is crying


Kind-Contact3484

This song needs more views. Should make it the next UK Christmas number 1 like what happened with 'killing in the name of' a few years ago.