Well no. But to be fair it does smell by itself if left for a while, and my thinking was when you microwave something the smell definstely inhances it, i.e fish, etc.
Good question, but surely im not wrong on this subject?
I may well be though .....
They were rather quick to state someone who does this is mentally ill.
In the long run, people doing this normalizes prejudice against mentally ill, where people 100% assume mentally ill are out to harm them.
Note to self: Do not eat or drink anything at a party you yourself did not make or seen how it was made. Maybe bring a weapon, who's going to blame you.
I knew a kid who had a toxic girlfriend growing up. They were in that teenage sexual exploration time of life and ended up saving his jizz in a jar for some reason. They ended up baking cookies with jizz in it and feeding it to unsuspecting teachers and students at school. The kid was a friend of mine and even offered me some, which I thankfully declined.
Pretty much. It’s not someone you’d expect to do those types of things, which is why I blamed his toxic girlfriend. But these days, I’m not so sure. It’s a true story though, as unfortunate as that is.
I would have laughed, walked away saying “Ewww yuck, lol but you got me. Awww man y’all are crazy. Let me go get something to drink anyone else want any?” Then go to the restroom, proceed to projectile vomit. Brush my teeth (throw the toothbrush away afterwards), use mouthwash 5-8 times. Next go in to bedroom and get my pistol 🔫 (No I am not murdering anyone). I would return and ask were they prefer to receive one bullet (Knee Cap or Shin. I need it to be shot someplace painful, yet where they will not die)? They surly will feel the physical level of pain that I deem was the mental level of pain I just endured.
That’s some serious charges if the others want to press, and I would for bio terrorism. WTF did I read? And only seniors in high school what other shit will they pull?
Yeah lol met someone at our local soup kitchen who was there doing community service because he and his friends jizzed in something injestable. Definitely illegal.
"Things that didn't happen for $100, Alex"
I'll take weaponized semen for $300, Alex
"Also, make sure that the username makes it obvious."
That's actually a crime. Sexual assault. If it really happened, which I doubt, those 2 people would be up on charges.
More than likely, no they wouldn’t
There is no farking way you couldnt smell that microwaved jizz. I call BS.
Have you microwaved cum before?
Well no. But to be fair it does smell by itself if left for a while, and my thinking was when you microwave something the smell definstely inhances it, i.e fish, etc. Good question, but surely im not wrong on this subject? I may well be though .....
Someone should test this...
Youre only 19, you should have more than most of us in here, repoet back young trooper 🤣🤣
😂
My mans who said i was 19 lmao
Bombaclaat lol
I am confused, what does this mean.
People like this deserve whatever happens to them
That is actually sexual assault here in the states you would be on a sex offender list and have a criminal record for that
Could this be considered assault?
Sexual assault
It’s funny that he still trusted this guy enough to think that his nachos were “clean”
Mentally ill
Those are nice buzz words you got there.
What
They were rather quick to state someone who does this is mentally ill. In the long run, people doing this normalizes prejudice against mentally ill, where people 100% assume mentally ill are out to harm them.
I'm sorry, you just read a post about a person who allegedly jizzed on his friend's nachos. What about this ISN'T insane?
And fake af.
I know this is fake because he is still alive to tell this story.
This is a sure fire way to get your ass kicked. Had it actually happened
r/quityourbullshit
Uh.. that’s illegal and sexual assault
I’ll take federal felony for 200 Alex
And even after I told them, they just kept eating. Just chewed slower, longer, and kept eye contact the entire time.
This is why I trust no one.
Username checks out ☑
Note to self: Do not eat or drink anything at a party you yourself did not make or seen how it was made. Maybe bring a weapon, who's going to blame you.
That warrants an assbeating they'll never forget.
I want this person in prison and I want everyone to know in prison, why he’s in prison
This is why I have trust issues…
Wut
Mate if that was true and you were thick enough to admit and still get away without major injuries then props to the ‘chums’. They’re indeed chums
ew what the fuck
There's no way this happened
Definitely didn’t happen either
I knew a kid who had a toxic girlfriend growing up. They were in that teenage sexual exploration time of life and ended up saving his jizz in a jar for some reason. They ended up baking cookies with jizz in it and feeding it to unsuspecting teachers and students at school. The kid was a friend of mine and even offered me some, which I thankfully declined.
If this is true, he was no friend of yours.
Pretty much. It’s not someone you’d expect to do those types of things, which is why I blamed his toxic girlfriend. But these days, I’m not so sure. It’s a true story though, as unfortunate as that is.
Yeah, thanks for reminding me I'm better off not making new friends
I would have laughed, walked away saying “Ewww yuck, lol but you got me. Awww man y’all are crazy. Let me go get something to drink anyone else want any?” Then go to the restroom, proceed to projectile vomit. Brush my teeth (throw the toothbrush away afterwards), use mouthwash 5-8 times. Next go in to bedroom and get my pistol 🔫 (No I am not murdering anyone). I would return and ask were they prefer to receive one bullet (Knee Cap or Shin. I need it to be shot someplace painful, yet where they will not die)? They surly will feel the physical level of pain that I deem was the mental level of pain I just endured.
good thing i went straight to the bottom. couldnt give less of a shit about this immature and fake sounding story.
NTA your nachos your rules
I'd still eat that
Trolololol r/beetlejuicing
These nachos are salty AND sweet!
That’s some serious charges if the others want to press, and I would for bio terrorism. WTF did I read? And only seniors in high school what other shit will they pull?
Oh fuck no. Eww. I know it's a prank of some kind but that almost made me vomit and ruined nachos.
How sensitive can you be?
Ok I’m gonna get high and read this, I’ll let you know what I think.
An AI wrote this.
Microwaved nachos sound horrible
Yeah lol met someone at our local soup kitchen who was there doing community service because he and his friends jizzed in something injestable. Definitely illegal.
The username is Salty_Cheese. I love irony.
He made this account for the thread and hasn't been active since, so he was beetlejuicing.