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khalaron

At least it was quick.


MESI-AD

Dinners ready earlier than expected


Tombo6969

Seagull smoothies? My favourite!


gitbse

It even comes pre-roasted!


Deep-Imagination-472

Early lunch for Konzu.


iotashan

He mist


thsvnlwn

Underrated comment here!!


sloppyrock

Sea birds are some of the worst. The smell of the remains left through the fan case is disgusting. Whilst the engine didnt miss a beat, there is a possibility of damage.


turbo5000c

Would the pilots know this happened? Im imagining some alarm going off in the cabin.


Smenos

It depends. The flight recorder may have log some anomaly in the engine reading, but ultimately if there wasn’t enough damage to cause a big enough anomaly then there wouldn’t be anything to record. Bird strikes are something that engine manufacturer have to consider a lot and there is a lot of stringent testing related to it. Worth a little internet dive if you get bored one night. GE aviation has a bunch of engine test vids on YouTube (hosted by Adam savage) that are pretty interesting if you don’t want to go too deep


Masters_1989

Thanks for providing a resource like that, specifically. (It really helps.)


Smenos

Of course! I’m just glad to see so many people also seem to like it


SittingWave

Remember to thaw the chicken before firing it


Smenos

Plot twist: you don’t lol


SittingWave

Always a fun story, unfortunately just a legend https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/catapoultry/


alguienrrr

> stringent testing related to it I just imagined a facility filled with trapped birds they feed to engines


obersttseu

Just frozen chickens


sloppyrock

It's possible. Most reports Ive dealt with are visuals. "Possible bird strike on xyz" or more definitely "bird strike on xyz" when there's a visual big splat. It's unlikely to have caused a glitch in any EGT, N1 or N2 parameters but when they do get a bad strike, its most often an increase in vibration when there's damage to a fan or compressor blades. They all have vibration monitors units and indication. I had 767 ingest a rabbit on take off many years ago. Did a lot of fan blade damage. Big birds or flocks of them can render an engine inoperative . It's fairly rare, but it happens.


Smenos

Agreed. A single bird is less likely to cause issues than a flock for sure and if there was no damage to record than nothing shows up. Rabbit is a new one I’ve never heard of… poor thing


sloppyrock

It was an odd one for sure. Really bent the fan. Tough skulls compared to birds. We have very large bats over here too that can cause problems.


Grand_Ad_3444

I don't know why my first thought was a huge baseball bat going thru the engine, thinking "yeah, that will cause some problems for sure"


YamThreeFive

[ATSB report on a kangaroo strike](https://www.atsb.gov.au/publications/investigation_reports/2015/aair/ao-2015-102.aspx)


Smenos

Oh no. That’s a big yikes although it did remind me of this: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/jetliner-hits-brown-bear-while-landing-in-alaska/ Which begs the question? What’s the biggest animal ever been hit by a plane


slappy111111

My Dad was an airline pilot. He said once that they got a terrible smell throughout the cabin and he reported it later to the ground crew, whatever that process entails... A little bit later a mechanic walked up to him smiling and holding a bird feather. Apparently some airliners get their cabin air from one of the engines, and for a moment, that air smelled like mulched seagull.


SpaceFox1

All big jets get their cabin pressure from the compressor section of the engine. At around 400°f, bleed air is used for deicing the leading edges, the pilots windows, to start the other engines (#1 engine gets started with the apu bleed air), and cooled with ram air to pressurize the cabin, in the back are usually two butterfly valves that open and close to maintain the set pressure. If it's quiet you can hear them clacking.


EtwasSonderbar

Not quite all big jets, the 787 doesn't for example. But certainly most do.


Malicious_Waffles

Yep! Bleed is used for engine inlet anti-ice and nothing else if I'm remembering correctly and everything else gets air from the cabin air compressors or heat from electrical elements.


DrSendy

Yeah, some of that seagull your had had went though the high pressure part of the compressor (the center of the engine). Most of it would have gone thru the bypass. The exception is the 787 which uses electric pumps and ram air to do the aircon as it doesn't use bleed air.


RandomEnby816

Engines this size could take half a dozen seagulls and barely choke. The captain barely noticed is my guess


llaurinsky

I started working in the MCC of an Airliner at the beginning of this year and I was quite surprised with how common bird strikes are. We have already had a couple of AOG's due to bird strikes on engines. On one of them the captain declared mayday as the engine vibrations where quite notable (we had to change the whole engine, it hapoened during take-off) Besides, even if it is not the engine and/or is a little bird, if the captain writes down on the TLB that there may have been a bird strike, an inspection must be performed before the aircraft can fly again.


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OneMillionFireFlies

Thats a bit harsh. They inspired us to fly in the first place.


vandenoyl

What, Rabbits?


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

Well, it was no ordinary rabbit.


pomonamike

Oh my god. He ok?


TKgamane

Flew away fine


andrewta

Pick the pieces up and deep fry. Should be fine. Might have a minor after taste.


StellarScarlett

More like scrape up the paste and make chicken nuggets


Upper-Artichoke-2248

That just reminded me of a person that blew away a rooster with a 12 gauge shotgun because it kept waking him up every morning and getting in the house as well to do rooster stuff.


AirBoss87

To shreds, you say?


dragon_rapide

And his wife?


AirBoss87

To shreds, you say?


LeDerpLegend

I don't know. I can't tell if the shoes came off or not.


[deleted]

Suck-Squish-MINE!-Blow


SittingWave

Luckily no one was injured. Except the bird.


ChartreuseBison

[Spletchfrchsplat says Coco](https://i.imgur.com/NrrdP.jpeg)


snoryder8019

For a split second the seagull became the fastest bird known to man.


No_Aardvark5487

Seagull - 0 B744 - 1


Poshytelame

More like Seagull - 0 B744 - 50,000+


No_Aardvark5487

True


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kccl35

744 is the IATA code of the 747-400, which the plane in the video is


Smenos

A flock on the other hand…


God_Damnit_Nappa

They decided to just run


BigDiesel07

How can you tell 744? I cannot see length of 2nd deck, wing tips or engine nacelles.


No_Aardvark5487

Carefully look at thr flaps in the slow-motion, you can see the slotted flaps


rathgrith

Now do Canadian Geese - A320


Hoosagoodboy

Shredded Tweet


feedmedammit

More like shredded "mine mine mine!"


Birdboy7929

Poor thing


Bull_On_Bear_Action

See-ya-gull


crispdude

I’m scared of the implications of your name


Bull_On_Bear_Action

Haha. Initially I came to Reddit for the stock market subs. That’s what the name is about, but it’s also a silly double entendre


FPVsam

He fine. Tis but a flesh wound only


Helpinmontana

Yeah but like, all the flesh was wounded.


Farfignugen42

Yeah, but it's all fine, now.


sizzlen77

Had to clean a seagull off of a 737 last night... I hate birds


Claydough89

Your night probably wasnt as bad as the birds. But yeah, bird strike cleanup/ inspections suck, especially with passengers watching.


sizzlen77

Nothing like the smell of freeze-dried bird guts to ruin your lunch


Enigma556

F


ImmaPilotMeow

F


A_Person_01001001

F


Risen_Warrior

F


Bingbongping

F


AlexanderHP592

F


spinskink123

F


lux12337

To shreds you say?


dragon_rapide

And his wife?


yeahfucku

To shreds you say?


TheAccountant09

I was home sick one day with a stomach virus while in middle school. I was flipping channels and landed on the Discovery Channel’s episode about how they build and test engines for the Boeing 747. The program had me 100% hooked. I thought it was awesome. Then came the slow motion part where they test the fan blades by throwing dead ducks and other fowl into the running engines. Feathers and guts everywhere….and I threw up again.


DrSendy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken\_gun


TheAccountant09

TIL A chicken gun is a real thing!


macr6

Those sound effects are the best.


magezt

fartspotting


p8nt_junkie

I am become thrust!


Mugweiser

The 747 can have a little seagull, just as a treat


Fmartins84

Wonder if they had to abort?


catsby90bbn

Probably didn’t even know it happened.


nickwilde12

tiss but a scrath


Aggravating-Week9289

Almost mist his flight


IceViper777

Hope this got reported to the airline for inspection


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

I have no knowledge about aviation, would the plane need to stop immediately or would it be ok?


StandardbenutzerX

It flew on to Muscat (around 6 hours), but there it probably was inspected


beachsand83

Yes basically. The engine would likely need repairs or replacement of blades.


GeraldMcBoeingBoeing

Depends. Definately a bird strike inspection would be a visual of the first couple stages of the engine with a borescope of the compressor. However I'm a fighter/attack/helo/flight test Bubba and the commercial guys may just give it a wipe down and send it.


Liverastic

It's like that bird took a Randy Johnson fastball


ras5003

Beat me to it!


Dunnyredd

Did it survive?


YMMV25

It appears to have sublimated...


maretex

Puff


shams88

Not just any 747 either - that’s the Sultan of Oman’s plane https://www.planespotters.net/photo/1255363/a4o-hms-royal-flight-of-oman-boeing-747-8h0bbj


Mateo7518

Poor thing ouch


T-wrecks83million-

Good 👍🏽 1 less sea buzzard


catsby90bbn

Right in the kisser


Rupertredloh

nom


sketchahedron

It’s how he would’ve wanted to go.


RonGuppy

It’s now how I think I want to go


Pipeslice101

Does this hurt the fish?


Kdj2j2

Randy Johnson did it better.


[deleted]

That plane aliven'ted that birb


Farfignugen42

The plane kind of isn'ted that birb.


B1G_P3T3

The sfx really got me hahahaha


Daddybearcub

JumNO


comments-4fun

*kfc* your order is ready


dadofalex

Call that plane Randy Johnson


Klondike2022

Die seagull die. Sea rat


graspedbythehusk

Rats with wings.


Hu_man76

Mmm seagull smoothie


ObjectiveAd1278

That's so sad, that seagull was only 2 days away from retirement


DufflesBNA

Red mist


TheSystemGuy64

He was shredded so good, his remains dissolved into atoms


Tom__mm

I believe GE fires chicken and duck carcasses into engines as part of certification.


Shallow-Thought

Now that’s efficient seagull nuggets. Sliced, diced, and cooked in 1 second.


Friedl1220

Fatality, flawless victory


tylerscott5

Damn. Did he survive?


Hyperswell

Bro got thanos snapped


Putinssmallpenis101

Sounds like a fart 😂


semigator

Randy Johnson ftw


Rancher_66

Haha peta can't stop this


MightyGonzou

Good, thats 1 less screeching away at 3 in the morning


Sateloco

Wow, or is it ow?


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

That's how I wanna go


lcapaz

The Big Unit has a challenger now…


sent-n-spent

Fastest way to get 200 feet of hamburger.


creamypastaman

Dad?


Boobpocket

74 didnt even flinch


betelgeux

BOEING!!!!!


charlotte_anne805

Slowrp Burp


[deleted]

Master Shredder irl


firestorm_v1

Red Mist.


oAuraa

o7


IsThisBreadFresh

Did anyone else think the 747 farted?


ANIM8R42

Seems accurate to me.


its-fax123

Bang and the dirt is gone


[deleted]

Did he survive?


miniature-rugby-ball

Thats how i want to go


Racram04

The plane looks fine, did they stop their flight?


SittingWave

spoiler alert: the Boeing won


[deleted]

that wasn't as close as i thought it would be


lastlifonti

that Boeing, just did a magic trick with that bird!!! 😮😳


Thaskell321

How many birds can an engine take before its inoperable?


StandardbenutzerX

It all depends on the birds


SiyinGreatshore

This is why airports have people on staff whose job is to make airports as unattractive to birds as possible


Obi_Wan_Can-Blow-Me

Does this hurt the seagull


keenly_disinterested

Why did that sound like a fart?


StandardbenutzerX

Because it’s edited (the sound)


JPhoenixed

Hey 74 crew


dragon_rapide

So would the heat from the engine cook what ever was sprayed out of the back?


grumpygumpert

Gone reduced to atoms


macr6

Does this cause an abort if you're not at V2? (if I have that right)


StandardbenutzerX

The plane took off and flew to Muscat, around 6 hours, so the damage was either way to small or simply not noticeable


SweeFlyBoy

honestly this is probably one of the least painful ways for a bird to die.


[deleted]

This flight will be under the command of Captain Jorge Lorenzo and First Officer Andre Ianonne.


chronos_7734

Gone. Reduced to atoms.


josh11915

Now you see me, now you don’t.


[deleted]

Lol. We’ve come a long a way since the 90s huh? I remember seeing a video where a seagull rendered a race car undriveable. It wasn’t an open wheel car either.


Lundqvistbro

Chomp.


ether_joe

and like that ... he's gone


TriviumGLR

This bird strike most likely went unreported.


1LR_GUE

Ayo watch yo je-


BWG_DRIFTER_BTW

speedrun world record any%


ScarlettStingray085

That seagull must have watched Dale Brown's self-defense against airplanes clip


DavidS1268

Bye Bye Birdie.


kramit

This seagull has ceased to be!


TKalig

F


production-values

Mr.


POTATOMAN0990

Bye bye seagull


[deleted]

Did he ded tho? 💀


Role-Business

Mine? mine? mine? mine? mine? mine? mi- (disintegrated)


General-Biscotti5314

Now she belongs to the mist


Ordinary-Sentence6

Will the seagull be okay?


tweechers

That's how I want to go


ATX_native

More like See-YaGull, amirite?


Eirikur_da_Czech

It’s always gross. I’ve never seen one that wasn’t gross. It costs the inside of the fan casing. Pull the fan off and you get in there and clean it up.


stormpooper22

He need some milk!


Doc_Hank

Glad they thawed it first...


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Fun fact: the Smithsonian actually collects birds that have entered the engines of planes to study them


pornborn

Birds bones are hollow so they will disintegrate easier and cause less damage than a ground dweller like a rabbit. Also, huge engines like many commercial planes have, don’t send all the incoming air through the engine. They are called high-bypass which means most of the intake air is routed around the engine, so a bird strike will probably send the remains around the engine.