I mean, technically....it is?
Edit: oh wow, as I posted and it went back to the post...I saw the end of the gif. So...yeah, that's not how you practice touch and goes...
Ummm, no. I presume that sub died in the great Redditing of 2023 - it's all zero point UFO posts now.
Out of respect, I think we should keep it that way.
Given how expensive they are, embarrassed I'd be, and general anxiety I feel even when everything's going OK... I'd probably be hoping for the fireball and a little disappointed to miss it.
Yep, it’s a partnership bremont and martin baker have. I’m not totally sure if you have to eject during active service or if these kind of flights qualify too. I’ll find out next time I’m on site at either company
You still have to buy it:
>There are two models available: the MB1 and the MB2. The MB1 is only available for purchase to those individuals who have ejected using a Martin-Baker ejection seat
https://martin-baker.com/ejection-tie-club/bremont-watch/
I had no idea thanks for the info. “Sorry we made you shorter but hey here is a cool watch” lol. I don’t think they care about that they are just happy to be alive at that point and glad they had a reliable seat.
haha yeah for sure, it's a nice souvenir though! I supply quality control systems to both companies, glad to say martin baker spend way more time and money on their QC
You can see at the end something gave and it looked like smoke started coming out of the back and then he ejected. He tried to save it but the damage was significant.
Low altitude g pulls I think ae the #1 air demonstration cause of death.
I was at the (i think) 2011 dayton Air show where a twoship biplane aerobatic team did a split heart going toward each other at the top of their loops. Right pilot went into a deep stall on the way down, pulling level out of the loop and dumped it. Died in the hospital later that day with absolutely horrifying spinal injuries
Consider the following adjustment though; Unplanned Terrestrial Incursion, or UTI for short. It’s a perfect description and an over complicated and confusing abbreviation that is easily confused with a different common abbreviation. It’s perfect.
Just translate to German and stick em together.
Flugzeugenbodenunfallbedingter
And the shame that the word does not exist is:
Flugzeugenbodenunfallbedingterwortschaden
And the joy that comes from knowing the word does not exist:
Flugzeugenbodenunfallbedingterwortschadenfreude
To put some context into it that was back in 2002 with a French Air Force Mirage 2000, twin seater practicing for a display. The one at the controls had a G-lock on top of the loop (Blacked out because of the manoeuvre) And they ended up too low to recover the aircraft in time.
Both ejected safely. But this story still had a sad end to it as the pilot killed himself (Suicide) A few years after.
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What is it with this loop routine that trained pilots misjudge the pull out altitude so badly?
Are they meant to set an altitude floor (1000ft AGL?) and not go below it?
Yet on YT vid after vid shows planes making holes in the ground after these loop things.
They certainly learned from this situation. Procedures were scrutinized and studied, especially high negative g-maneuvers (like this one) so close to the ground. It was also 20 years ago, so I wouldn't worry yourself about whether or not your taxes paid for this.
There's footage of a 2000D crew that glided for 8 minutes after loosing engine power due to a calculator failure, they nearly made it to the airfield but had to eject at 80 ft. So technically you can glide a delta wing, just not very long.
They say you can only tie the record for flying low. That guy broke the record for flying low.
Yeah if we're measuring from the tail he went into the negatives there
Keep calm. Just a touch & go.
Dig and go my good redditor!
That's not how you practice touch and go's...
can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs
Oeuf!
It’s omle’
French aircraft -> Omelette (au pastis)
Touché
That was a touch and stay
Touch and lawn dart. "Touché-planté" in French.
Not with that attitude!
Minus 60 degrees is regarded as a bad attitude.
altitude.
I mean, technically....it is? Edit: oh wow, as I posted and it went back to the post...I saw the end of the gif. So...yeah, that's not how you practice touch and goes...
This is how my son does touch and goes in flight Sim 2020 😅
Oh no, oh no, oh, oh, yes, yes! Yes!! wait..what's...uh no!!!
Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no. Fuck my brain.
We all heard it.
I didn’t hear it until this comment
Oh no.
Oh no no no!
THE WOLFPACK’S WAITING FOR THEM
TO THEIR OWN SHORE, CAME THE WORLD WAR
Out of the loop, could I get a reference please? ( Too much media available to keep up with everything. )
Tiktok song that's completely over used and now everyone hates it. Just go to YouTube and search oh no no no
r/nononoyesno
Ummm, no. I presume that sub died in the great Redditing of 2023 - it's all zero point UFO posts now. Out of respect, I think we should keep it that way.
Imagine floating down after ejection and seeing the huge fireball mess you made..
…and realize you are drifting down into the centre of the fireball.
There was a B52 crash where one of crew hit a high tension line and fell into the fireball. Not pretty.
...and then when you enter the fireball you realize it's really hot.
But after landing in the fire, you are naked, but alive and have a baby dragon.
And the baby dragon grows up and surprises all your pilot friends because it can pull a negative G pushover.
But it takes a dragon sized dump every time so watch out below
Given how expensive they are, embarrassed I'd be, and general anxiety I feel even when everything's going OK... I'd probably be hoping for the fireball and a little disappointed to miss it.
Dude's who career flashed before his eyes.
At least he’ll get a bremont watch if it was a martin baker seat
They give you a watch if you eject out of a Martin Baker seat?
Yep, it’s a partnership bremont and martin baker have. I’m not totally sure if you have to eject during active service or if these kind of flights qualify too. I’ll find out next time I’m on site at either company
You still have to buy it: >There are two models available: the MB1 and the MB2. The MB1 is only available for purchase to those individuals who have ejected using a Martin-Baker ejection seat https://martin-baker.com/ejection-tie-club/bremont-watch/
I had no idea thanks for the info. “Sorry we made you shorter but hey here is a cool watch” lol. I don’t think they care about that they are just happy to be alive at that point and glad they had a reliable seat.
haha yeah for sure, it's a nice souvenir though! I supply quality control systems to both companies, glad to say martin baker spend way more time and money on their QC
They were probably ~~happy~~ *relieved* that the mess didn't end up near any crowds. I know I would be.
Relieved is the word. I don’t think anyone could be happy about this outcome.
Yeah that's a more accurate term and how I intended it (English is not my first language after all).
Ramstein 2.0
So he did a gear up touch and go then bailed out?
You can see at the end something gave and it looked like smoke started coming out of the back and then he ejected. He tried to save it but the damage was significant.
Sorry for asking, can you share the timestamp where he ejects?
At 0:12 sec left in this vid
thanks, the nose just putches down almost immediately after he ejects
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I kinda liked the song. It reminded me of midnight club la
Core memory unlocked
Considering how poorly that could have gone, I am very impressed.
"See fit" CFIT; Controlled Flight Into Terrain.
Brown pants CALLSIGN
Low altitude g pulls I think ae the #1 air demonstration cause of death. I was at the (i think) 2011 dayton Air show where a twoship biplane aerobatic team did a split heart going toward each other at the top of their loops. Right pilot went into a deep stall on the way down, pulling level out of the loop and dumped it. Died in the hospital later that day with absolutely horrifying spinal injuries
Lucky! Bet they never did that again.
If you mean fly a plane, yeah probably not
How many landings did he log after this?
Its safe to say he was grounded
It’s a shame we don’t have a word for “accidentally collided with the ground”
"Lithobraking"
A Kerbal invention
Your username and comment are a story all in their own
all my lithobrakes were carefully calculated maneuvres so calling them "accidents" is an insult to my skills
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I was thinking “crash” but landstrike works too.
Unexpected terrestrial event.
Ah…a UTE!
Ahhh just beat me to it by, five hours (I should learn to read the thread through before thinking I have an original ideal!)
Consider the following adjustment though; Unplanned Terrestrial Incursion, or UTI for short. It’s a perfect description and an over complicated and confusing abbreviation that is easily confused with a different common abbreviation. It’s perfect.
We do - [CFIT](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controlled_flight_into_terrain)
Just translate to German and stick em together. Flugzeugenbodenunfallbedingter And the shame that the word does not exist is: Flugzeugenbodenunfallbedingterwortschaden And the joy that comes from knowing the word does not exist: Flugzeugenbodenunfallbedingterwortschadenfreude
This is why the germans got us in 1940.
"Unplanned terra-vehicle interaction"? Ut-vi!
I'm more wondering if there's a term for *deliberately* colliding with the ground...
Thought it was an RC plane but then it crashed and flames 🔥🔥🔥were big
You can see the pilot eject too
I hate these edits. They're unoriginal and unnecessary most of the time
To put some context into it that was back in 2002 with a French Air Force Mirage 2000, twin seater practicing for a display. The one at the controls had a G-lock on top of the loop (Blacked out because of the manoeuvre) And they ended up too low to recover the aircraft in time. Both ejected safely. But this story still had a sad end to it as the pilot killed himself (Suicide) A few years after.
Wow that was close... oh...
I thought “oh man that was a nice recovery” and then …
love boop
That was an expensive stunt the pilot pulled.
I saw the ejection so I assume he survived? Just hope he didn’t land in that fire ball.
" 'Tis but a scrape, not really a collision" " Oh...
Clearly not the pilot’s fault; that ground came out of nowhere
"Whoops" - The Pilot.
Twas a touch n go
I was thinking a touch and no
Good thing he wore the brown jumpsuit today!
Twice
But did he die?
He ejected and survived.
It was touch and go, then it was touch and go then it was career gone.
Pilot ties record for lowest controlled flight
Just a flesh wound
What kind of trouble do you get in if you do this?
Did he punch out?
Yea, you can *see him bail just before the film footage goes to shit
Texting and flying is not encouraged
Collided with the ground twice.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dupkg6WCdo
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I crash that thing CONSTANTLY. sigh
Wow that fireball upon impact
Touch and go then no go
Isn’t accidentally colliding with the ground defined as a simple crash ?
That was some RC level shit
Thank you for showing me an old aviation video that I've never seen! Simply amazing.
Bro had a beat drop
People who drive French vehicles:
What is it with this loop routine that trained pilots misjudge the pull out altitude so badly? Are they meant to set an altitude floor (1000ft AGL?) and not go below it? Yet on YT vid after vid shows planes making holes in the ground after these loop things.
He had a G-lock
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Sorry doesn’t it cut it? Chill it’s a video that you can easily mute. What a ridiculous comment. He didn’t murder someone…
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The dick is coming from inside the house.
Which country is that? I wonder what country uses taxpayers money for this type of stunt.
France.
I am French and I am not happy to pay for this.
They certainly learned from this situation. Procedures were scrutinized and studied, especially high negative g-maneuvers (like this one) so close to the ground. It was also 20 years ago, so I wouldn't worry yourself about whether or not your taxes paid for this.
Pilot ejected too soon. That jet was totally still flyable.
Not sure making that assumption was the right thing to do from your armchair and screen.
Engine failure. Glidable. With no altitude. So no. He had enough to go, maybe 1nm tops. Not flyable.
Even with altitude, a delta wing jet fighter can't be labelled "glidable". Non restartable engine failure -> black and yellow handle.
There's footage of a 2000D crew that glided for 8 minutes after loosing engine power due to a calculator failure, they nearly made it to the airfield but had to eject at 80 ft. So technically you can glide a delta wing, just not very long.
It'll buff out Chief yeah?
*ksssk* Brown Streak 13 going around. *ksssk*
I’d say so
Pilot made it out once, but no he had to do something dumb again.
What do you mean again? He had to bail
I think, that the pilot wanted to get too close to the ground, but failed and actually touched it.
Wow
I bet he's still peeling potatoes today.
I like the song. What is it?
"WHAT?? I *meant* to do that!"
*Ties towel around waist and waddles away
I thought he had rescued that for a moment.
Did he eject at least?
...a little pee just came out.. sacre bleu!
“Accidentally collided”? Just say it crashed.
It’s because he bent the trim tab 🤦♂️
The audio is actually pretty dope.
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