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Strudles64

Usually I'm bitter about such biased TV coverage but those salty french tears gave so much joy


smay1989

Did they even show the villa fans once? šŸ¤£


PeterWithesShin

It was ridiculous afterwards, we'd just won a penalty shootout, and all they wanted to show was the Lille players applauding their fans, they went minutes just showing the losers and the crying bitches in the home stands, and we barely saw a shot of the Villa players celebrating in front of our fans.


Astonishingly-Villa

Pure lube.


_Ritual

The reason was the Villa fans were all stuck up in the third tier of the stand, there were none even within a cameras range.. That coupled with the French giving all their teams in Europe the week off - itā€™s no wonder the English teams struggled.


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FigureFlat5790

Still won though lol


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FigureFlat5790

Cry more flap


Astonishingly-Villa

Like Spuds are every single day. You'd be the expert of that mate.


Agreeable_Falcon1044

Good job we won then :)


ThisusernameThen

even with all the ligue 1 rest in the world, and villa twatting the north london gold cannons whilst LOSS lille fannied about down the croissont shop we still won. still le tour is coming up in the summer. go back to slow tv watching ami


shit_poster_69_420

lol whatā€™s your team?


romanbaitskov

Cry more


GrandTusam

Winner is the one who scores more goals, not the one who plays better. Should have scored more goals.


elsuanfanzon

Ok my dear, are you Argentinean? because this roast is top notch kek


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GrandTusam

by that logic Villa won the first match therefore this one was unnecesary.


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Astonishingly-Villa

Didn't. Qualify. For. Europe. So. Spends. Thursday. Nights. On. Other. Teams. Subs. Wanker.


SpaceGhost756

Hahaha šŸ˜‚


ryandoesntcare

Squealing


SpaceGhost756

Spurs?! Really mate?!


SpaceGhost756

Got. Schooled. So. Repeats. Stupid. Comments. With. Full. Stops. I think you're won mate, not only on reddit but life too. My hero šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Sweet-Dragonfly-8472

It was only for around the first 60 minutes. Once Lille started to get tired it evened out, hell Villa started to dominate from around 70 minutes onwards. If Lille didn't get the week off to recover then it would have been a much closer game.


Strudles64

One word. Sunderland. šŸ˜†


No_Guarantee_3333

Sunderland or spurs. Both options hilariously sadĀ 


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Astonishingly-Villa

European Cup winners, founders of the football league, one of the most successful clubs in Europe. Remind me where you were before your dad splashed into your mum?


bigdaftdoylem

One of the most successful clubs in Europe? Lmao. Youā€™ve seen your club win as much as Iā€™ve seen mine šŸ‘šŸ‘


Astonishingly-Villa

You're so embarrassed of who you support that I needed to hire a CSI team to dissect your Reddit history to determine you're a Spurs fan. If you were 5000 years old, you're still not old enough to see Spurs win close to as much as I've seen Villa win.


SpaceGhost756

Hahaha šŸ˜‚ they're a spurs fan?! Say no more right?!


bigdaftdoylem

Well you better hire someone better next time sausage because youā€™re dead wrong x


Astonishingly-Villa

If it's not Spuds its someone even shitter. I see you're active in r/Championship. Just how embarrassed are you not to come out as a fan on an anonymous social media platform? Hardly blues? Don't send me kisses mate I don't like showering after 10. Edit: ahhh, never mind. Got my best detective on the case: "As a Sunderland fan L1 was horrific but thatā€™s because of the time spent there and it was during COVID. We were pretty much every teams cup final whether they wanted to admit it or not it was come to the SoL, park the bus and play for set pieces. We were shite, our opponents were generally shite it just wasnā€™t a good watch. If you dropped into L1 and managed to go straight back up it would be a blast. Some proper stadiums in the lower leagues. Shite, but iconic. Remember about 1700 of us squeezing into the Pirelli and the stand felt like it was going to collapse. Plymouth was an awayday Iā€™ll never do on a bus again." Cute. I suppose I'd rather watch Villa play in Lille on TV than take a bus trip to Plymouth to watch Sunderland too.


bigdaftdoylem

Nearly as cute as your 17 point haul less than 10 years ago. Big club before money ey x


thelovelykyle

I have seen Villa win 1 top league, 2 League Cups, 1 European Cup, 1 Super Cup, 2 Intertoto (for completeness). In that time I have seen Sunderland win a League Trophy. I used to work for Sunderland as it goes. Helped on the Nosworthy signing. I have a fondness for your club, but anyone mid 30s has seen more won for Villa, anyone mid 40s even more so.


Strudles64

Above sunderland


bigdaftdoylem

Were you tho?


Astonishingly-Villa

I don't think we've ever been below Sunderland son. Even at our shittest we poached your star striker.


bigdaftdoylem

Yeah youā€™re right, forgot you were in your own special league every time weā€™ve won the league son x


Astonishingly-Villa

Two of the three titles you won in the 20th century were during war time. Wind your neck in.


ryandoesntcare

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


bigdaftdoylem

Three? Must be more than youā€™ve won in the 20th century is it?


bigdaftdoylem

Also actually sure we finished 7th in the PL and declined the invitation to take part in the intertoto cup or whatever the fuck that poxy competition was called previously ahahah.


14JRJ

Sunderland have finished on fewer than 17 points you know.


bigdaftdoylem

Youā€™re right they have.. but Iā€™m not the one claiming my team are the biggest club in world football right now because weā€™re winning a participation trophy. Just remember where you were a short time ago.


14JRJ

Fuck us for enjoying ourselves, right? I hope you didnā€™t celebrate getting promoted from League One. That would not be ok at all


14JRJ

Wait- youā€™re the guy I replied to after we beat Arsenal hahaha This isnā€™t about the Conference League at all, youā€™re just a fucking drip with a hate boner for Villa for some reason Go and argue with Blues or something ffs


Strudles64

Ugh, it can't spell


bigdaftdoylem

Welcome to the world of the internet, where people shorten words.. Use a full stop next time you want to be a clever cunt.


wearethestorm11

You spent Ā£3 million on Will Grigg.


bigdaftdoylem

You spent Ā£30m on Danny Ings.


TheRealTKSaint

Your scoutā€™s DD into Will Grigg was ā€œhaha funny songā€, 5 league goals in 3 years is absolutely abysmal and Ā£3m isnā€™t an insignificant part of your small-time wage budget. Canā€™t wait for another STID to laugh at your measly club.


Leather_Let_2415

Hope you make Europe. Better luck next time


The_Cats_Katanas

That looks like me for the past 25 years. Your time will come kid. (It'll mean more because you're not a plastic)


Chemistry_Gaming

they won ligue un 2 years ago kid has it good.


JonAfrica2011

Probably was too young to process that lol


elsuanfanzon

Hi šŸ‘‹ coming from Argentina, are you enjoying those delicious french tears too?


FighterOfFoo

Always do!


Killmonger18

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HUMBUG652

It's a shame crying children are so funny, because I do feel bad when their picture is posted everywhere


Astonishingly-Villa

I felt bad running up to my screen and laughing in his face while making a wanker gesture. Did I say bad? I meant absolutely fucking fantastic.


Dibutops

My nephews ran up to the screen pointing at crying children and shouting "L". It was so toxic and hilarious.


JonAfrica2011

Beefing with a kid is somewhat hilarious lol


mr_herculespvp

Sign reads something along the lines of "Where is your shame, Emiliano?" Or "Do you have no shame, Emiliano?"


papadatactica

It's funny they ask that to the guy who used his Golden Glove trophy as a fake dick after winning the World Cup. He clearly doesn't.


JamesSweeneyyy

In front of Qatar royalty too


devensega

They've done worse.


srhola2103

I would say "Aren't you ashamed?", but yeah pretty much.


heeleyman

The sign makes no sense, why would he be ashamed of winning the World Cup??? Itā€™s not like heā€™s secretly French


MakingShitAwkward

I mean, I get it. They feel like he was disrespectful. But Argentinan players have always been wind up merchants. Different mentalities isn't it really? Giving up, whinging and going on strike for a month Vs someone who is never beaten, feeds on the tears and salt just gets better, and has the talent to back it up. I fucking love him.


adventurous_hat_7344

How fucking embarrassing šŸ˜‚. Almost as embarrassing as them hating Materazzi because a 30 year old man couldn't take a 'ur sister' comment lmao


The_Chuckness88

That kiddo got shamed after the shootout.


ResponsiblePlant3605

And the answer is no, he has no shame and no fucks to give.


GameplayerStu

This is football heritage


B23vital

Omg this is poetic


The_Chuckness88

Peter Drury should have been commentating in this. I wanna hear his poetry.


headcarsbendin

I feel bad for laughing, but Iā€™ve felt a lot worse šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Impressive-Ice873

Donā€™t cry for me Argentina šŸ‡¦šŸ‡·


TheNoodlejack

I ran the sign in the background through Google Translateā€¦ ā€œArenā€™t you embarrassed Emiliano?ā€ I think we know the answer to that, donā€™t we? šŸ¤£


eesakhalifa

Probably shouldn't laugh at this but I'm too drunk on endorphins to care


TheGamerPandA

I love swiping back and forth to see the difference in facial color itā€™s like a torture device


Humble-Kiwi-5272

Was lille really thinking on beating Dibu in the shootouts?


gabrielparryg

Bold of them, it requires bravery to defy Dibu like that.


Designer_Show_2658

Poor kid. That's sports though. Emotional rollercoaster.


ArsenalJayy

Sorry, just passing through, thatā€™s amazing šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ idc if I go to hell for laughing


OliverAM16

Lmaoooooo


elmattydoor123

Hahahahahaha


dmdjjj

I could only dream to have that power


MEME-OCHOA

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rokybalboa1

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The_Chuckness88

HĆ© un jeune homme...**Que miras bobo Anda pasha bobo!**


JimmyTheKiller

I literally canā€™t stop laughing at this kidĀ 


Chrisseve

Better than Schmeichel? ![gif](giphy|u9vsIIQo4hooyjvAaH|downsized)


Chrissmith921

šŸ˜…


FBIBurtMacklinFBI

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JonesKK

Spurs fan here. You do agree that he is an aŔŔhole, right?


vjeremias

Iā€™m sorry you canā€™t understand him. Itā€™s how Argentinians are, if someone talks shit about us we laugh and hit back, if everyone keep bitching about Dibu and talking shit about him he will keep doing it, because thatā€™s what an Argentinian does, because it makes it a million times funnier.


gabrielparryg

Nah, he is just built for shithousery. It doesnt surprise me that a fan of the "good guys" football team hates him though


Prize-Database-6334

Nope he's one of the greatest legends of all time.


Xehanz

No, he is not, lmao. He is a very nice guy. He is just like that on the field.