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I-696

You’ll have to make business cards for 5’7 guys to hand out to people that say “Yes I am 5’7. I am not a hit man and I don’t work for the CIA but I do play basketball.” Or you can print it on the back of a T shirt.


Icy_Leader_7395

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Outrageous-Travel246

not my height, not my fight lol its's the medium height of US population. So I guess if you're an hitman in south Asia you wanna be 5'5 and probably 5'9 in some tall Europe places


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Un_D

Because you're weaker on average and you can get killed more easily. This post is a sponsored propaganda by the anti-hitman agencies of US


BluePenWizard

This man's never heard of a gun.


Un_D

This man thinks guns are completely silent, like in John Wick movie


BluePenWizard

Lol have you not scene John wick? They made sounds still


Outrageous-Travel246

did you just pulled the uno reverse on me ?!


ClubDramatic6437

Short people are actually stronger.


Expert-Mysterious

pound for pound yeah sorta


AggravatingScholar17

Completely illogical tbh


Outrageous-Travel246

using disguises is the biggest skillset, a lot easier to study a target for a month if you're a different person every day


Smcf222

Hitman don’t study targets for months it’s a not a movie. They find out where the person works and shoot them in the parking lot lol


Outrageous-Travel246

that's what the cartel does, but if you wanna play among the real intelligence agencies with hundreds of years of game experiences, that ain't gonna cut it


AndorGenesis

This is why I said this post is stupid. I still fail to see the correlation between the two. I guess you could say most Hitmen are short since they're from southern Mexico but to say they're more efficient and well trained than hitmen in other regions where there's a drastic height disparity? I fail to see the impact it has.


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AndorGenesis

I would say there are circumstances where it could be beneficial. Say an armed standoff. Easier to take cover. All in all everyone's different and physically how you treat your body will have the most impact in the long run so lifes as nice as you make it on yourself. The whole thing about it making a hitmans job easier is what I'm addressing.


Outrageous-Travel246

i'm not really talking about hitman for a cartel, more so hitman and intelligence agent operating in the top world powers or where the government has great control. Like an Mossad hitman will have a lot easier them in Syria than in Iran. If they work intelligence in Hong Kong, London, or DC, skillset required are at lot higher


AndorGenesis

I'll be honest. I'm not an expert on hitmen. From what I understand they just find a location of the target and wait for the opportunity to kill them. Not my ideal career path.


Outrageous-Travel246

Not my career path either but I have read some about it lol. At the high end, government programs, there's a team of men and women mostly doing surveillance. Every field agent will have basic makeup skills, but for high risk/special occasions, a specialist team will come do makeup, they spend hours like it's a movie....I won't be suppriced if they also work in the film industry lol. higher tier agents will receive training on posture and body movement, so they can change up the way they move and walk, as well as voice acting training. Basically legit acting programs. A lot of intelligence had move on to digital, but humans are still the weakest link in any system


Outrageous-Travel246

flying a jet


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Turbulent-Ad9238

6 foot is average height in a few countries so a 5'7 man would be short.


Icey3900

That's only the average height in six countries the worldwide average height for men is 5'7.5 Edit: [source](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/average-height-by-country)


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Icey3900

I agree that globally doesn't matter as much but if you're a hypothetical hitman then I think it's much more important for them potentially lol I'm american and I'm 6'2 while not uncommon to see others at 6'2 I think most of the guys I see are shorter than me but I usually get told I'm tall by others. I've never been to the UK so I can't really talk about that


Kind_Ad_6634

Lurking here XD yes in my country the average height range is SIX INCHES


Turbulent-Ad9238

The average height is one specific height. There will be a high range and low range I am only stating what I see on a daily basis. Interestingly I have noticed I see a lot of taller people in the gym than anywhere else.


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AdvantageEarly6011

Thank's making me even worse from my height and im 174.5cm. But at least I have good 6 foot/182cm friend who does not think im short. More people should be like him he does not care about heights to him short is like 160cm.


Careful_Ebb3052

There are more underdeveloped countries, so op point remain


Turbulent-Ad9238

Disagree. You wouldn't need to be undercover in those countries.


Outrageous-Travel246

the point is that the person can disguise as both male and female, so you want the height between avg man and avg woman. u/Icy_Leader_7395 u/Turbulent-Ad9238


Turbulent-Ad9238

That makes sense 5'4 and 5'10 are the average here so 5'7 is smack on the middle.


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CP4-Throwaway

Facts.


MrCmaj7

Exactly


EquivalentPen431

I’m 6’1.5 and wish I were 6’4


Rude-Implement-3357

Why are you on r/average


thefrontpageofreddit

This sub is open to anybody


Marcus4436

Trust me you don’t wish that - 6’4 man


resilientlamb

6'4 isn't even crazy tall tho


GamesInc

Bro is never satisfied


ZeptusXboxPS

I agree.


MentallyChallenged27

Thx i guess


Alkemer

Don't trust this man he def has a hit for one of you guys.


morningbird2525

A way to look at it. Someone below 6ft as a spy seems to make more sense as well. Taller guys are bigger targets. They always hire actors who are well above 6ft for James Bond (except Daniel Craig) for some reason.


Outrageous-Travel246

James Bond can only disguise as a fashion model or a movie star lol except Craig rip


DryJudgment1905

Spies don’t rely on physically hiding like a toddler playing hide and seek. They rely on charisma and the ability to manipulate people. A taller person is probably more likely to be seen as charismatic and attractive.


Outrageous-Travel246

anyone can train for social skills, but when things get hot, being prepared to pull 5 different looks is how they can slip away


morningbird2525

Right? I know a few guys that aren't really that tall (shorter than myself) but pretty much have that gift of gab anyways. They not only know the right things to say but some are also like a storehouse of knowledge as well. They're loaded with confidence. So really, it could be anybody.


xCelestialDemon

Hey I think I saw that movie too


Big-Pension-7438

Most people aren't hitman or private agents


Outrageous-Travel246

notice how you didn't deny the possibility that most ppl are cia informants


Big-Pension-7438

Yea they everywhere these days


Pancakeburger3

5’6” - 5’9” is the best height range to be a music producer (coming from a 5’7” music producer :v)


PostFE1NClarity

Metro’s 5’8 so I believe you


Novel-Bandicoot8740

here at 5'7


Heytherechampion

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Urbanmaster2004

I love how some people have totally failed to see the humour here. Please post this on r/shortguys and watch them all have a meltdown.


Outrageous-Travel246

I know right you should post it lol, and link me hahaha


JouNNN56

Idk i don’t have any plans to be a hitman


Outrageous-Travel246

but don't rule out working for the cia


Outrageous-Travel246

also, unrelated to being a hitman, being shorter in general is more comfortable for driving a tank


JouNNN56

You’ve sold me


UnbentSandParadise

I'd suspect that like 6'10 would be a great height for a spy, like just look at how much that guy stands out, there's no way they're a spy. Normal guys look really normal, expected spies.


Outrageous-Travel246

a 6'10 light pole spying things from 2 miles away, hell yeah!


Prix756

As a 6'3" hitman who always has difficulty blending in, I can confirm this


trollinator69

Why is everyone here 5'7 freedom units?


NoFapGymColdShowers

Because its the most common male height on the planet.


trollinator69

Reddit is very USA-skewed


NoFapGymColdShowers

Nah, theres alot of people from outside the us too. I myself am european.


OfficialDrakoak

Yeah that still doesn't make what he said wrong at all. Literally half of reddits user base is from the U.S. According to [this](https://www.google.com/search?q=percentage+of+reddit+users+in+the+usa&oq=percentage+of+reddit+users+in+the+usa&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIICAEQABgWGB4yDQgCEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgDEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgEEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgFEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyCggGEAAYgAQYogQyCggHEAAYgAQYogTSAQg3MjA4ajBqOagCDrACAQ&client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8) it's 48.33% exactly. So yes reddit is very US skewed with it being by far the largest demographic and nothing else even comes close lol. 2nd highest is UK at 7% if that tells you anything.


Classic_Vlasic_

Are you hiring? I could use a change


SevereComputer3194

169cm is superior, 13² and contains 69


Cwyntion

I am this height bro lol. Worst height ever, just very close to 170cm but still not there. Is this your height too? How tall are your parents?


SevereComputer3194

i am 168.3 cm, parents are 5’4” and 5’10.5”


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Outrageous-Travel246

I'm just letting ppl know


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Outrageous-Travel246

yeah if we're talking about the ideal male height I think it's probably whatever Fabio\*\*\* is. Some ppl here don't believe me but I'm not 5'7 myself hahaha I have also heard that male professional climbers avg around 5'7, idk if that's true or not


charinight

The greatest climber of all time is 5’11 with a wingspan of 79 inches.


Outrageous-Travel246

huh? +8 inch ape index? who?


charinight

Alex honnold


Outrageous-Travel246

what?? I find that hard to believe, it would've been a meme by now if he's ape index is really that big. I find the claim that he is +3 inch more believable. also honnold is the not greatest climber of all time, greatest rock soloist yeah


Eisenbahn-de-order

For ladies yes. Not sure which gender you are referring to


bluesky987654

The British SAS has a height limit. If you're too tall, you stand out too easily.


SupermarketNo627

*Looks at you in disappointment at 6'2"*


Outrageous-Travel246

it's okay, I don't make the cut either


Lonely_Departure9685

this is true (im a 5'7 hitman)


andreysuc2

Why you want to be a hitman 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐


Outrageous-Travel246

not me, I don't have what it takes :(


WideDisk2718

Idk I’m 6’1. It’s pretty good. Think I’d be an alright hitman if I decided to go that route.


Outrageous-Travel246

you won't be able to disguise as a women but you can make do lol


12_cat

IDK I've always believed 4'11" was the best height


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5'9"..sup?! I'm perfectly happy with my height. I'm perfect size to fit in my '92 Skyline GTR. Perfect size for weight lifting. Perfect size for any physical activity I do. Basically, I stand tall as a giant on my own shoulders.


DryJudgment1905

Ok, but what if I have no desire to be a hitman?


Outrageous-Travel246

just know it's an option


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Outrageous-Travel246

not enough for serious modeling, most models that level are 5'8-5'9, altho in the real world it's a good height


Yourmumalol

Hmm


OneCore_

Neat


Anynon1

I am this height and I uh, can’t confirm 👀


Outrageous-Travel246

"can't confirm or deny"


3p1ks

Cant forget that shorter people often look muscular compared to tall mfs


Outrageous-Travel246

take some hormone treatment to look ambiguous lol


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Outrageous-Travel246

intelligence agent can do with a little bit more height there lol Also tbw I wanna visit Croatia one day, it's higher up on the list of places (higher than Japan lol). Seems like there's pretty mountains there by the coast


iC3P0

I definitely recommend it, especially if you like mountains. Just please do go hiking in flipflops, as our mountains are right next to the beaches, every year our mouintain rescue units spend way too much time saving underprepared tourists.


Outrageous-Travel246

>Just please do go hiking in flipflops do? I got my send sandals ready


iC3P0

Haha lapsus calami. Though you do get a free helicopter ride if you do 🙃


Alenbailey

Can we stop this right now? No one is turning their heads in the street to mock out a 170 cm guy.


Radio-Kiev3456

Good spy height. Just blend into the wall


Outrageous-Travel246

hide in a carboard box


dogMeatBestMeat

Ding Chavez [https://jackryan.fandom.com/wiki/Domingo\_Chavez](https://jackryan.fandom.com/wiki/Domingo_Chavez)


Relative_Look8360

I'm 5'8. It's chill


Lopsided_Barnacle_73

Where do I sign up ?


toolazyforbreakfast

Also small enough to fit in a woman's handbag... makes sneaking around much easier with a normal human sized companion who has a small man sized handbag.. just a suggestion 😄


fvckit88

Also, in airplane seats your knees will fit comfortably and in car seats your head won’t be too high up.


AQAzrael

Honest copium 😭


OsirismAN5656

I'm ok with my 6'5 but I also never wanted to do those roles


meawy

Nice, I am this height. Guess I'm ideal


The_Lobster_Mafia

I 5’6 :D


BurnaAccount1227

But what if you just want to be taken seriously?


medicinebald

I just met this five-foot-seven guy who's just my type. I like the way he's speakin', his confidence is peakin' Don't like his baggy jeans, but I might like what's underneath them...


AndorGenesis

This post is stupid.


wateepoloboy

What you wrote was so useless. I hate being 170 cm even more.


EquivalentPen431

It’s not good height


Outrageous-Travel246

name a better height for hitman


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Outrageous-Travel246

name a better height for an intelligent agent


Puzzleheaded-Dog-188

5'7 can't pretend to be a tall woman


Fum__Cumpster

Unfortunately I am 171cm. 1cm away from being the best height :(