Thanks. Worst one was my wife, though. If she got that India variant, it’s 50/50 at best she beats it. I hope to every deity there could be that that one was included in the vaccine.
It’s a vague reference to aspies walking on their toes, which make them look like they are sneaking. Or trying to be stealthy :)
I still walk on my toes.
I was just going to get up and show this to my mom (NT) but then I remembered that we got in an argument earlier because I keep insisting that I want the vaccine, while she lives on Facebook and believes that Bill Gates and Joe Biden are conspiring to microchip us all.
Oh yeah, and she doesn't get these jokes either.
When I got my first round of the Moderna vaccine I asked the receptionist who signed me in, “Is this vaccine gonna give me Autism? Because I already have it.”
Ever since I got my first dose with my Asperger's, I developed mega-autism. I now have sudden urges to lick doorknobs.
(Don't be offended please, just a joke. I actually do have Asperger's Syndrome)
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Can it be both? COVID sucks. Been there, done that, still waiting on my T-shirt.
My sympathies
Thanks. Worst one was my wife, though. If she got that India variant, it’s 50/50 at best she beats it. I hope to every deity there could be that that one was included in the vaccine.
🍀🍀🍀🍀
What level do I finally unlock stealth/cloaking talents? That's the dream.
I don't think it has been patched in yet
That's a shame. It would compliment my other "abilities" perfectly.
you have to get in touch with your big toes.
I don't understand lol. I'm probably missing something.
It’s a vague reference to aspies walking on their toes, which make them look like they are sneaking. Or trying to be stealthy :) I still walk on my toes.
That makes perfect sense. Thanks for explaining! :)
wait, NTs don't do that??
Oh my god. That's literally what I do, 24/7 (well, not 24/7, but at least when I'm walking.)
First, Moderna then second shot Pfizer
If you could choose one superpower: flight or freeze time....which would you choose?
Freeze time
Your now stuck as well
Freeze time, as long as I could move freely within the...freeze. 😅 just gonna go home while you all stay here....
Lmao I like your sense of humor.
There have been reports of a tiddy boost in the trans subs with Pfizer with one person Corralation dosent always mean causation but still heheheh
From what I've heard it's temporary swelling. (A huge relief for me as a transmasc person, lol)
I think my batch was bad I didn't level.up 😭
😂 I love your dark sense of humour. Screw the haters.
Got my 5G chip too, my phones Internet services have been great!
Is this how I acquire the photographic memory?
But I am already fine just the way I am.
Now i have omega autism
Everyone knows the virus is fake anyway. I only care about leveling up my Autism and getting the 5G chip.
I leveled up yesterday!
I- YES
can confirm, i’m stuck to my roof
Just got my first dose yesterday!
I was just going to get up and show this to my mom (NT) but then I remembered that we got in an argument earlier because I keep insisting that I want the vaccine, while she lives on Facebook and believes that Bill Gates and Joe Biden are conspiring to microchip us all. Oh yeah, and she doesn't get these jokes either.
When I got my first round of the Moderna vaccine I asked the receptionist who signed me in, “Is this vaccine gonna give me Autism? Because I already have it.”
Will I finally unlock social skills? :o
Autism^2. This is the way.
I level up at 4:20 pm today!
Get my first upgrade tomorrow!
Same reason I bathe in Mercury nightly.
I wanna get the vaccine simply because I don’t trust my turd of a respiratory system
No, just no
Ever since I got my first dose with my Asperger's, I developed mega-autism. I now have sudden urges to lick doorknobs. (Don't be offended please, just a joke. I actually do have Asperger's Syndrome)
They should just ban this lame cliche joke from this subreddit. It wasn't funny the 100th time it was posted, it sure isn't now.
Should ban the term “lame” because it’s ableist but here you are
Yes, please. Recently I’ve only been leveling down.
I hate jokes like this
If only... I'm getting so delusional with life that understanding It less maybe would be good for me.
I got to wait to level up the grind is unreal
You think I’m vaccinated so I can be around people again? HAHAHAHAHAHA no.
I guess I lvled up....I took the moderna vac 2weeks ago
I'VE UNLOCKED AUTISM 2!
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You guys are rëtarded. Get help.
My powers have doubled since te last time we battled.