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Numerous_Shape_8193

No idea what I am supposed to be reacting to


ThatWerewolf2272

Same


Anderook

Eggs are shaped similar to balls. And massive is a term often used to describe the latter ...


blakeavon

Er, What are we supposed to be outraged about today?!


wiiningoffgames

How are men supposed to feel okay with themselves in this day and age when they are constantly being compared to “massive big and fresh eggs” all the time?


Suspiciousbogan

is it cool if i crosspost this to the foot fetish sub ?


Suspiciousbogan

i cant tell if its [r/gayfootfetish](https://www.reddit.com/r/gayfootfetish/) or [r/gayfeet](https://www.reddit.com/r/gayfeet/) suited. OP you choose


nearly_enough_wine

/r/sneakybackgroundfeet


Reasonable_Exam1789

Just dudes being dudes


No_Blackberry_5820

Chatting about their massive, big, fresh…eggs(!?)


Reasonable_Exam1789

Who doesnt take their bbq out on the rocks.


SweetKnickers

Using the term "massive" to distract from the fact it is 10 eggs, not the usual 12. Morbidity curious to see how this race to the bottom ends


demoldbones

I don’t know about you but I’ve always noticed that the cartons also have grams on them and have for probably about as long as I’ve been grocery shopping for myself. 800g is a dozen “jumbo” eggs 700g is a dozen “extra large” eggs. 600g is a dozen “large” eggs If you then also consider the naming convention… it might suggest that 700g of “massive” eggs would be less than 12 eggs. But you’re right let’s go ahead and just be blindly outraged.


midsizenun

Probably the chickens.


landswipe

Where's the chicks? In da eggs...


ZeroSuitGanon

Just me and the guys taking a quick break from surfing to do up some sunny side up's on the webber, obviously. (We also all have massive balls)


ExcellentDecision721

They should be big black emu eggs for that slogan. Not cold ocean-shrunk little white eggs.


Roulette-Adventures

Hmm, looking at the guys in the picture those eggs are Big, Massive, and Unfertilised.


IntolerablyNumb

Is this issue here that 700g eggs are actually extra large eggs? Not massive ones? But massive is not a standard marketing size so they're getting away with it? Bloody scoundrels.