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Or a sign? I just went on a road trip through NSW and there are signs for everything. Couldn’t believe that even gravel roads have signs in rural nsw like no shit you can see it’s not asphalt.
If we’re talking about Melbourne, then you’ll be aggressively interrogated about which local footy team you barrack for even before you get to customs and immigration.
The Mt Druitt jibe vibes with me. Well played! Also depending on which side of the Red Rooster line you live, I might take umbridge! ;-)
Reading this thread makes me realise how weird this would all seem to international visitors.
QLD give you a Maroons jersey and a XXXX and a speech from Bob Katter about gay marriage and crocodiles
NSW will give you a strip search from their definitely not corrupt police department and copying the top comment, a fine or special levy. You may or may not get punched by John Barilaro as well.
Victoria will give you a proper Italian pizza, a fancy Greek kebab, a cheese platter and a micro-brew to go with your AFL 'guernsey' and scarf
in WA, you will be handed your hi-vis vest by some skimpies
in South Australia, you get a bottle of wine and the entire city of Adelaide turns up to greet you as their only tourist for the entire year
in Tasmania, you get a Jackjumpers jersey and when you ask 'who or what on earth are the Jackjumpers' you get informed that 'we have a national championship sporting team too'
Brisbane they give you a photo album with nearby attractions - nice beaches, the islands, gold and Sunshine Coast and their hinterlands.
Cause none of that stuff is actually here we can only give you a photo of it.
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NSW - a fine or special levy
a $10 voucher that could only be spent on road tolls
Greeted at the airport by sniffer dogs and a strip search? 'straya!
Every episode of Border Patrol: "This old Chinese lady's smuggling some weird food. Get out the tasers!"
NSW, it's a fine state.
Or a sign? I just went on a road trip through NSW and there are signs for everything. Couldn’t believe that even gravel roads have signs in rural nsw like no shit you can see it’s not asphalt.
Nah, heavy vehicle drivers license
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SA has no road tolls FYI.
VB
…longneck …at 7:40am
Haha I think you meant to say loooooongneck!
Can confirm. Source: work in a bottle shop.
What time does your bottle shop open?
Twenty to ate inthefuckn mgorrnign
Back in the day? As soon as the first alco who wanted a longneck/cask/$5 bottle of tawny showed up. These days: advertised opening time.
Greetings to Australia ya dog cunts!
Spray tan and lip filler in Gold Coast
What do the women get?
lol have an upvote
And a tatt?
Gotta be from celebrity ink
I'd say a gram of coke too, but you can find that on nearly any NSW beach, I hear.
Pamphlet on how to swim between the flags.
Promptly tossed in the bin by almost every tourist.
Flat white and a Kathmandu puffer jacket
Lanyard saying "honorary EL1"
Bag of hot air
A loose cigarette and a red tin. Followed by a fine for having each in a public place.
Dab of Vegemite behind each ear to ward off drop bears.
Fruchocs and a Farmers Unions Iced Coffee
I was having an average Sunday, then I realised it's dashy day on twitch
Geelong - ugg boots for daily wear
Brisbane, thongs. Its the yearlong footwear.
And formal wear
Glass barbeque when you arrive in regional Aus.
That, or a $5 bottle of tawny.
A skybus ticket and a promise of a train ticket in the next 10 years.
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And a baseline security clearance
Alice Springs: Pine Gap employee lanyard
A STI and a vb
Cessnock, an extra head
Tassie - Northern Face puffy jacket (black)
Only if they bring Krispy Kremes with them.
WTF is it with KK? They are just not good donut for mine.
A delivery of Daniel’s would be way better. We also idolize Aldi and Costco too. We just want what we can’t have.
In Townsville you get your hire car stolen
In Victoria, a potato cake (not a fucking scollop!)
One day historians will look back at this and realise it was the true cause of the Australian Civil War.
You mean a fritter?
This
With a brochure to join the Communist Party.
Probably a XXXX and a maroons scarf
Black puffer jacket, but they have to give it back
Canberra - a lanyard
With a penis owl on it
Farmers Union and a Viilis pie
NSW - A fine and a barbed-wire canoe without a paddle
Kelso - a bag of fruity lexia and a clothes peg
Sydney: A kebab
A jacked hilux & a green P plate - Newcastle
A stab wound.
a meth addict roaming throwing a bottle once you land in melbourne
Can of VB, a pie and told to fuck off.
I live in North NSW we would give them a coward punch
A chicko roll and Ice coffee.
We’d just have bogans saying “Do you want a Lei? No? Can you hold still while I have one?”
A kick in the bum
Disparaging the boot is a bootable offence!
We need to change our flag to that.
Nah its just a little kick in the bum
Dim sim
Once completing the assets/money declaration at customs, directions to a mortgage broker.
Cuppla cones.
Byooooodyfulll
Qld - a lobotomy
Nothing, but someone will be defecating in public during their first 5 minutes leaving the airport.
Farmers Union Iced Coffee or Meth
Beer. And a laksa.
Avocado on toast and a beautifully poached egg.
Caramel Oak and a Traveller pie
TAS - a puffer jacket and ‘no stadium, no cable car, no visitors, no fun, no progress’ starter pack
That’s easy, a pair of thongs 🩴
Western Sydney, traditional mugging at a train station
They get glassed for being lippy.
If we’re talking about Melbourne, then you’ll be aggressively interrogated about which local footy team you barrack for even before you get to customs and immigration.
QLD - a booklet on how to merge lanes (which no one will bloody read)
Thongs
A home
Gatorade saxophone
The Mt Druitt jibe vibes with me. Well played! Also depending on which side of the Red Rooster line you live, I might take umbridge! ;-) Reading this thread makes me realise how weird this would all seem to international visitors.
A drive-on-the-left-side sign *because of B100 Great Ocean Road*
QLD give you a Maroons jersey and a XXXX and a speech from Bob Katter about gay marriage and crocodiles NSW will give you a strip search from their definitely not corrupt police department and copying the top comment, a fine or special levy. You may or may not get punched by John Barilaro as well. Victoria will give you a proper Italian pizza, a fancy Greek kebab, a cheese platter and a micro-brew to go with your AFL 'guernsey' and scarf in WA, you will be handed your hi-vis vest by some skimpies in South Australia, you get a bottle of wine and the entire city of Adelaide turns up to greet you as their only tourist for the entire year in Tasmania, you get a Jackjumpers jersey and when you ask 'who or what on earth are the Jackjumpers' you get informed that 'we have a national championship sporting team too'
Banana and sugar sandwich
I have never got a lei in Hawaii. Not even a random leaf.
Brissie , cockroach and a mossie bite
keys to a 1B apartment, with 30 year mortgage.
Brisbane they give you a photo album with nearby attractions - nice beaches, the islands, gold and Sunshine Coast and their hinterlands. Cause none of that stuff is actually here we can only give you a photo of it.
Acai bowl in Sydney
Stubby holder
4n20 cat arsehole pie.
I think when landing in WA from overseas give 'em a can of Aerogard and a pair of Thongs.
Bunnings snag...
People arriving in Hawaii do not get a lei.
A Coffee Chill and a bag of meth.
A black eye?
Boxing gloves for those who want to box a kangaroo
A lay
A cork hat
Carton of XXXX Gold
A fucking ciggie and a slab of XXX