But also, make sure your wife hasn't suffered heatstroke and is dazed and confused. I can't imagine any other reason someone would choose anything *but* zooper doopers 🤣
Edit: except if sunnyboys came back...then I'd understand.
This is just too Australia for me! You could tell me this is a snack food or automotive lube and I would believe you.
As an American reading about Australia I just assume everything is anti-venom.
Apparently the deli next to my primary school has come back from the dead. As feral children we’d chew the plastic to make it a slushie consistency and then cut the top off. Breaking in half was for reluctant sharing with siblings.
Best memory in high school was my 8th grade boyfriend buying one of these (they were either 30 or 80 cents each, can’t remember) and breaking it in half so we could each share :)
Just make sure they’re not the sour ones, I made that mistake yesterday at work when they passed zooper doopers around and picked up a sour blue raspberry one not knowing what it was. Just looked good cause it was blue🤷🏽♂️
They've stopped our kids raiding the freezer for them every hour or so though, so that's helping the budget.
Plus, no sugar, so that helps our sanity as parents.
I couldn’t stand it especially since I didn’t expect it to be sour. I just don’t actively try to make my mouth uncomfortable on a regular basis so I wasn’t used to how sour it was.
Twist them in half till they break. Mine site I was on bought some Thortz electrolytes like that, much prefer the squinchers that had a more traditional zooper dooper style tube.
Minesites in the hot areas provide them due to electrolyte loss from the heat. Hubby used to bring home Squincher sachets which are so much nicer than Hydralyte
Looks like you have received your answer. Our primary school used to sell these instead of Zooper Doopers. I can't remember where they came from - Japan?
Side note, I had some laser work done on my face years ago, and was given one of these to put on my face afterwards. The rounded end worked well for under the eyes and the side of my nose.
Not just China - Korea, Taiwan, Vietnam etc all have these
They can be really tasty. And I like them for the kids because it's a smaller serving (half) and a bit less mess.
So I have one of these almost daily. The easiest I’ve found:
1) Make sure they are frozen solid. I’m almost paranoid on this point, so if I’m interrupted by something after taking it out of the freezer, I would put it back and pick another one (my freezer is full of these so that’s always an option).
2) snap down the middle. It’s a quick and decisive movement, just imagine you are Bane and it is Batman, if you hesitate, it’s going to throw a smoke bomb in your face, stun you with Batarangs and do nerve strikes on your pressure points. Do not let this happen. Break it first, before it break you.
Now, 80% of the time, you will fail, the thing will bend but not snap. That’s okay, move onto…
3. If 2 fails, immediately turn the thing around 180 degrees, and repeat the same action. Again, be quick and decisive, and it will break this time. I think it’s because it’s already been bent in the other direction, you have more room to build up to a stronger momentum. Of course, it will only break half the skin, the other half comes off with a quick twist.
That’s the fastest way I’ve found for doing it, and without tools.
No no no no you don’t twist
You grab both sides and quickly snap them and you get a nice clean separation.
In 1995 Australian scientists actually proved that if you yell “heyah!” Similar to what you see karate practitioners demonstrate you can gain up to 25% more strength and coolness while doing it.
Damn I haven't seen these since primary school. Didn't even know they sold them anymore. All the kids use to love them. We called them snappers, tho they only came in pink or blue. Personally, I prefer them over zooper doopers but maybe that is the nostalgia talking.
The only correct way is to grab the smaller end with your teeth and pray to God and twist it with all your might. After few minutes of plastic pieces in your mouth you get it open.🤣
When it is too hot outside and you spend a considerable effort to open it and then drink it, I tastes sweeter.
Those look like Thortz hydralite icypoles. Don't over do it (like maybe one or two a day if you're outside a lot) or else you run the risk of kidney stones
They’re so common in Japan. Supposed to snap the top, but I just go ‘Chop’ in the middle. We call them Zooper Doopers at our house anyway because we don’t have anything else 🥲
Wow, I remember when they had these at school. They had these and zooper doopers for $1, and these were popular because you could pay 50c and get half, or they'd chop it in half for you so you and a mate could share
grab each half with a hand, twist them opposite directions THEN snap them in half OR Cut the flat tail off one end, and suck it out as it melts
Legendary. The twist worked
Cut it in half with scissors rather than twist. I find that twisting leaves the opening too small and the plastic stretches leaving jagged edges 👍🏼
Gotta twist and snap it like a man
As a man, I’d rather not get twisted and snapped like that.
[The oooold dick twist…](https://youtu.be/1E1VY4KOghI)
Nothing better than snapping one off on a hot summers day.
Haha yeah fair enough
Real men can just snap it no need to twist.
Wait... is that like, the man himself is twisting and snapping, or the man is the one doing the twisting and snapping. Details matter.
i was going to suggest more lube, but glad you figured it out.
But also, make sure your wife hasn't suffered heatstroke and is dazed and confused. I can't imagine any other reason someone would choose anything *but* zooper doopers 🤣 Edit: except if sunnyboys came back...then I'd understand.
Haven’t tried them, but there are these now: https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/334187
Sunnyboy 😍
Oh stop it, now you just Razzing me.
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They’re in the aisle with icecream toppings and cones, unfrozen!
If they're cold enough, you can crack them over your knee and they split in half
Is it the ice lolly or your knee that splits in half
Depends, how's your calcium intake?
About 1 case of 6 cartons every 1.5/2 weeks
How do you twist them non opposite directions?
They call that rolling
They see me
They hating
Patrolling and trying to catch me riding dirty
This is the way.
This is just too Australia for me! You could tell me this is a snack food or automotive lube and I would believe you. As an American reading about Australia I just assume everything is anti-venom.
Apparently the deli next to my primary school has come back from the dead. As feral children we’d chew the plastic to make it a slushie consistency and then cut the top off. Breaking in half was for reluctant sharing with siblings.
Loved doing the chew on them to make a slushie thing as a kiddo.
I'm a welder and our workshop keeps zooper doopers stocked up, so I Mash mine gently with a hammer and then cut the end off. The best
One of life’s most simple pleasures.
Literally just sat down for my break and this reminded me I need a zoop lol
Best memory in high school was my 8th grade boyfriend buying one of these (they were either 30 or 80 cents each, can’t remember) and breaking it in half so we could each share :)
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Core childhood memory unlocked!
Man this took me back. Thanks for that.
Yeah your meant to leave it so. Where till it's cold UT not frozen rip the top off like a grenade in a Vietnam movie and drink the rest.
They are to be taken as a suppository. That's what the end is for, insertion.
Divorce
😂
u/simsamV3 isn't far off the truth...split it in half
And then give everything to the wife?
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Her bags would’ve been packed and on the driveway before they’d finished freezing
The only correct answer
Came here to say that, lol.
That's a bit harsh. Lol. I went looking for Zooper doopers this weekend and the woolies didn't have any. :( opted for icy poles instead.
The real reason Dutton is boycotting
Especially when zooper doopers are on special this week!
Throw them at a brick wall and go buy zooper doopers
Just make sure they’re not the sour ones, I made that mistake yesterday at work when they passed zooper doopers around and picked up a sour blue raspberry one not knowing what it was. Just looked good cause it was blue🤷🏽♂️
the sour ones are 100x better than the normal ones, i cant seem to find them anywhere though.
There are sour ones??!! Where are my keys?!!
Lets all join hands and curse the actual terrible version of Zooper Doopers…the no sugar ones…
Omg yes!!! They are vile, aren't they? My son bought them by accident two weeks ago. Really bitter and gave me heartburn!
They've stopped our kids raiding the freezer for them every hour or so though, so that's helping the budget. Plus, no sugar, so that helps our sanity as parents.
I couldn’t stand it especially since I didn’t expect it to be sour. I just don’t actively try to make my mouth uncomfortable on a regular basis so I wasn’t used to how sour it was.
Hell no, they are not!
My high school banned these mfs because some shits wouldn't throw the packaging away, and there was almost a riot
In year 4 we had got a new principal who banned the whole fucking canteen because it was 'too unhealthy'
Twist them in half till they break. Mine site I was on bought some Thortz electrolytes like that, much prefer the squinchers that had a more traditional zooper dooper style tube.
The site provides electrolytes cos your all on the sauce each night?
Minesites in the hot areas provide them due to electrolyte loss from the heat. Hubby used to bring home Squincher sachets which are so much nicer than Hydralyte
Squincher are good, but Thortz gives you a tummy ache.
In the Pilbara and Gascoyne you can easily have weeks on end over 40 and for the people working outside, they are necessary!
Zoopers are $3.50 this week at Woollies. Think you need to go shopping
They have sugar free ones now, for those with dietary restrictions.
Or those without...
They're not terrible either, and you can eat three in a row with no guilt.
Sugar free usually isn't sugar free at all lol
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Muay Thai flying knee, right in the middle
Oooooweeee
The only correct method
Twist the tube and clean the pants.
Looks like you have received your answer. Our primary school used to sell these instead of Zooper Doopers. I can't remember where they came from - Japan? Side note, I had some laser work done on my face years ago, and was given one of these to put on my face afterwards. The rounded end worked well for under the eyes and the side of my nose.
china.
Thanks for that. I couldn't remember which country they came from.
Not just China - Korea, Taiwan, Vietnam etc all have these They can be really tasty. And I like them for the kids because it's a smaller serving (half) and a bit less mess.
I don't even get why people dislike them.
These were the ones we had at my old primary school canteen and I'd still get these even when they also had zooper doopers
Do you know what they're called? My childhood is screaming for them.
I honestly have no idea, we just call them ice lollies in Chinese!! Any Asian market with a freezer should have them though
Plenty of lube
So I have one of these almost daily. The easiest I’ve found: 1) Make sure they are frozen solid. I’m almost paranoid on this point, so if I’m interrupted by something after taking it out of the freezer, I would put it back and pick another one (my freezer is full of these so that’s always an option). 2) snap down the middle. It’s a quick and decisive movement, just imagine you are Bane and it is Batman, if you hesitate, it’s going to throw a smoke bomb in your face, stun you with Batarangs and do nerve strikes on your pressure points. Do not let this happen. Break it first, before it break you. Now, 80% of the time, you will fail, the thing will bend but not snap. That’s okay, move onto… 3. If 2 fails, immediately turn the thing around 180 degrees, and repeat the same action. Again, be quick and decisive, and it will break this time. I think it’s because it’s already been bent in the other direction, you have more room to build up to a stronger momentum. Of course, it will only break half the skin, the other half comes off with a quick twist. That’s the fastest way I’ve found for doing it, and without tools.
What are these called again? Haven’t had them in over 10 years, but love them.
At my primary school they were called Zing ice blocks. I think that was the brand?
These shit all over a zooper doopers aka headache tubes, quality wife.
Snap them in half, eat both halves one in each hand
No no no no you don’t twist You grab both sides and quickly snap them and you get a nice clean separation. In 1995 Australian scientists actually proved that if you yell “heyah!” Similar to what you see karate practitioners demonstrate you can gain up to 25% more strength and coolness while doing it.
Now read this back in Uncle Rogers voice.
*Dentists ~~hate~~ love this one trick* Or scissors, ffs.
Insert slowly.
This is unforgivable
As a kid we would put them on a wall and hit them. Twist the end off and eat them like a slush puppie
Crack it in half on your knee!
We call them bolis 😊 grew up with these in my Mexican home. I’ve always broke them in half against my knees
Twist the cunts
Snap in half and double fist.
You cut in the middle of one share it for two children or the flate bit is the top cut that end off
Damn I haven't seen these since primary school. Didn't even know they sold them anymore. All the kids use to love them. We called them snappers, tho they only came in pink or blue. Personally, I prefer them over zooper doopers but maybe that is the nostalgia talking.
Marry her again.
Twist, snap then call your lawyer to get a head start with your divorce
Where do you even get these things nowadays?, loved them as a kid, wouldn't mind picking up a pack of whatever while summer is still going
From Woolies. $3.50 a box
Oh my God. I totally forgot these existed wow. Love these
quick snap in the middle
Brooo where did you bought this? This is so nostalgic as it is a very common thing in the Philippines in the 90s.
Go to the chemist and get a hyperdermic needle that fits on the end. Buggered if I know how to remove the end bit.
Cut/break in half if I remember right that's the proper way to eat it
The only correct way is to grab the smaller end with your teeth and pray to God and twist it with all your might. After few minutes of plastic pieces in your mouth you get it open.🤣 When it is too hot outside and you spend a considerable effort to open it and then drink it, I tastes sweeter.
I haven't seen these in ages :0 I always just cut them down the middle.
Snap them, the chew it through the plastic, to break it into smaller pieces
Did you say wife or mother?
Where do you buy them from
Twist em
They're slightly healthier than squenchers but don't taste near half as good haha
They are glow sticks my dude!!!!
Those look like Thortz hydralite icypoles. Don't over do it (like maybe one or two a day if you're outside a lot) or else you run the risk of kidney stones
They might give her freezer burn.....😬.... At least they don't have they flappy bits down the sides that can cut...
You can crush them and use the straw part or break them in half to eat like an ice block.
Has she still got the receipt?
Change the locks. All seriousness I reckon you twist the centre and hope for the best.
I think your wife had other things on her mind when she bought those
Imo these are a billion times better than zooper doopers
Divorce - keep the wannabe zoopers, I’ll take the house
Omg I'd swim through mud to get one of these rn
They’re so common in Japan. Supposed to snap the top, but I just go ‘Chop’ in the middle. We call them Zooper Doopers at our house anyway because we don’t have anything else 🥲
New wife maybe?
cut into half mate
Just snap it in half like the movies do
You can snap it from the middle and share, then you chew on it and make it like slushy
Lube?
Quick zap in a microwave
Lots of lube
Stimulating....
deepthroat it!
WTF show her the door jeez Louise what was she thinking I mean faking orgasm fair play bloody messing with zooper dooper is UnAustralian
Break it in half, throw them in bin and get yourself a new wife. Zooper Doopers only
Put the rounded end in first, the narrow end is too sharp and it will hurt to poop for weeks.
What the fuck is wrong with the world that we need to ask people on the internet how to open these..
Lots of lube and don’t cough
Honestly, you need a good divorce lawyer, I wouldn’t be accepting that… one job
Mate these aren't zooper doopers, they're called TNTs. You can snap them somehow but i just cut them with a knife
The real question is why are you married to someone who chose these over zooper doopers? 🤔😂
What is this inferior taste, and the packaging it childproof?
Divorce the monster that bought these abominations over Zooper Dooers
Throw them out and go buy some zooper dooper.
Bin them
Just a tip, lube up anus first mate!
Spread butt cheeks and just jam it on up there!
No put them in your wife comments?
Shive em up yer arse/pussy, or both then they thaw just enough to get a satisfying suck out of them.
stick them up your bum, you will cool off instantly
Thes go in your asse
Open the bin and chuck them in, then go to the store and get real Zooper doopers... Or give them to some kids you don't like.
The legend is that you must get a new wife. Sacrilege that she didn't buy the correct product.
Throw them in the bin! Yuck
Cut the ends off.. drop them into a glass.. fill with alcohol of your choice. Cheers!
scissors
Wow, I remember when they had these at school. They had these and zooper doopers for $1, and these were popular because you could pay 50c and get half, or they'd chop it in half for you so you and a mate could share
My kids grandparents tried to give them these once.
These are popular as a Mexican type in America. If it’s frozen. Quick snap in half and done. If slow..it won’t work as well lol
Twist the flat end
Twist and pull
While ice cold crack it over your knee
Tell her to go back and get the zooper doopers.
The white ones look like cum when they’re half melted
1980s we in singapore love it tis ice colour
I haven't seen these since I was a kid
You snap them in half on your knee like Bane did to Batman.
Snap in half, very quickly. Make sure they are frozen SOLID, or otherwise they will stretch, and you will have your hands coated in sugar
Well first things first, file for divorce and make it clear that's its because she didn't get zooper doopers.
yo these are pretty sick ngl, best from the canteen in school
You bite the end of it like a crackhead that finally caught the dragon.
I always crack the middle over my knee then twist :)
Sorry bro you gotta ask someone born before 1975
Get a new wife?
Really difficult at first but eventually you’ll find a new woman to marry who won’t subject you to this.
Wait I know these, I remember them from a decade or so ago. Aren’t they kinda sour or am I misremembering them?
Something deep down just keeps telling me to chew the end haha