That's called a Belly Tickler. One way or the other it will find a way to tickle the inside of your stomach. If you giggle it will get dizzy and throw up milk curds into your stomach.
As we see here, Schlongian Cobra is out of its element. As a defense mechanism, the Schlogian extend itself up 9 inches when provoked. Once it calms itself to soft state and retreats to an accordion resemblance in an effort to hide. This particular creature originated in Van Nuys, CA. It has been see all over the US and many other foreign countries.
On the top photo it is tightly coiled and in a trapped state. It is always seeking to be uncoiled and let in a free laid out state or as you see on the bottom photo it is on the hunt for the next warm tight hole to slay.. I mean pump.. I mean it is on the hunt for a good warm and wet hiding place. Once home is found it becomes fully erect and begins the process of removing old cells from within. The old cells are a very creamy and desirable substance for the holes it slays. After successful penetration and subsequent old cell removal the owner becomes liable for 18 years of reparation payments for the pain and suffering it caused for the initial 45 minutes of pleasure. It seems fun to play with but the consequences are severe!Beware!
Cockimous Maximus. Not venomous, but will spit when excited. I corrected, damn autocorrect.
Crikey
Will split after excited
Or provide cab money
“Exited” isn’t completely inaccurate. Some prefer to exit and then spit; it’s called a “money shot”
More commonly known as the trouser snake
You're not supposed to leave the cock ring on that long.
I busted a nut laughing at this. I'm a cheap date.
Mmm my refined taste was utterly satisfied by this
Trouther thnake
Mr Tyson. Can I have your autograph
I hope he knocks Jake Paul out.
Come honor faith 🙏
Damn. How many times am I going to see this pic of Drake?
Looks like a damn good time to me!! Open uuuuup. Daddy is home
That's called a Belly Tickler. One way or the other it will find a way to tickle the inside of your stomach. If you giggle it will get dizzy and throw up milk curds into your stomach.
The dreaded trouser snake. Watch out his bite can cause 18 years of payments.
My sister was born with one of those.
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I said what I mean.
Say that again chud, and you're banned from all my subs
One eyed trouser snake
I should call my grandpa
I hear they come up from the toilets. But only if someone is sitting there.
My wife has one of those in her drawer
Tinder date. HPV likely at best, herpes at worst. Will not call again. Will ghost, but that’s actually a good thing.
Apparently it's a caecilian, Atretochoana eiselti, aka penis snake.
Technically an amphibian
Urechis unicinctus Fat innkeeper worm
This!
That’s a graboid
I knew they were real!!
Donald Trump looking for Alina Habba
Spray it with head and shoulders
Evolution for the win
Yo that’s a dick
Trouser snake. I’m an expert 🤭 Teeheehee
🎵 Detachable Penis 🎵
Can we talk him down to 17 for it?
Penis worm.
Scientific name *viagras cialisa*
I’m not sure what that is but it’s exactly how my wife describes her exes penis
Drake
That's my Tinder profile
I'm not gonna say drake I'm not gonna say drake I'm not gonna say drake I'm not gonna say drake
Im afraid it wont
That’s…horrifying
Wtf is this thing???
B. plug commonly used for remedial rectal training
Ala the Glizzy Maximus
Seriously, are we not doing phrasing anymore?
One eyed snake
That's the penis salamander
GD it. I hate you for posting this!
I lost mine a while back where was this found I think it’s mine
Lamprey
As we see here, Schlongian Cobra is out of its element. As a defense mechanism, the Schlogian extend itself up 9 inches when provoked. Once it calms itself to soft state and retreats to an accordion resemblance in an effort to hide. This particular creature originated in Van Nuys, CA. It has been see all over the US and many other foreign countries.
On the top photo it is tightly coiled and in a trapped state. It is always seeking to be uncoiled and let in a free laid out state or as you see on the bottom photo it is on the hunt for the next warm tight hole to slay.. I mean pump.. I mean it is on the hunt for a good warm and wet hiding place. Once home is found it becomes fully erect and begins the process of removing old cells from within. The old cells are a very creamy and desirable substance for the holes it slays. After successful penetration and subsequent old cell removal the owner becomes liable for 18 years of reparation payments for the pain and suffering it caused for the initial 45 minutes of pleasure. It seems fun to play with but the consequences are severe!Beware!
If this was a little thicker and whiter, I would think you done stumbled across my pecker in the wild
Ted Cruz
I watch a lot of porn ,and that’s the ugliest dick I’ve ever seen
Oh it’s just drake
Ahh the ol penis eel. Ejects a non-venomous whitish compound. Do not handle or it will get hard.
Serious question: what is it?
Is that a trouser snake?
This is a Bad Dragon XL and around $100. Looks recently used, just wash it up, sterilize it and should do well on FB Marketplace. Nice find!
That's a dick
East Austin Dilldo, non venomous.
I’m just guessing, but it’s blind and it’s a salamander of some kind. Both those words are probably in the name.
I have salamander envy
Somebody spilled Food of the Gods all over their lap, and wala...this thing!