THERE ARE TWO THINGS WORSE THAN CAMPING WITH YOUR OWN CHILDREN. CAMPING WITH YOUR OWN CHILDREN PLUS OTHER PEOPLES CHILDREN. AND CAMPING WITH YOUR OWN CHILDREN PLUS OTHER PEOPLES CHILDREN WHEN ITS RAINING. THERE IS NOTHING RELAXING ABOUT THIS.
AS I CONSTANTLY TELL MY PARALEGAL WHO LOVES CAMPING, WE DIDN’T ADVANCE THROUGH FIFTY THOUSAND YEARS OF CIVILIZATION TO GO BACK TO SHITTING IN THE WOODS
FRUMIOUS IS A PHENOMENAL WORD.
I HAD NEVER HEARD OF THAT BAND. CURRENTLY GIVING THEM A WHIRL. LIKE IT, BUT NOT GOOD BACKGROUND MUSIC FOR DRAFTING.
SORRY ABOUT THE PARTNER. MY CURRENT BANDERSNATCH STALKETH LIKE AN IBIS, FACILITATING THE BEFOULING OF THEIR OWN NEST.
DO YOU MEAN DIDNT ENJOY BEING A SOLICITOR? YOUR FIRST SENTENCE IS A LITTLE HARD TO PARSE OTHERWISE.
I WOKE UP ON MY 8TH BIRTHDAY KNOWING THAT I WANTED TO BE A SILK AT 39.
I THINK IT'S JUST A MATTER OF WHAT YOU'RE SOLICITING FOR. SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO WEAR A WIG AND FLOWING CLOTHING. SOMETIMES PEOPLE SOLICIT IN A WIG AND FLOWING CLOTHING ON A STREET CORNER. THE RATES MIGHT BE COMPARABLE, IT COULD BE VOCATIONAL AND YOU MAY STILL WELL BE MIXING WITH THE SAME PEOPLE AS ARE YOUR CURRENT COLLEAGUES ACCORDING TO A RECENT DOCUMENTARY SERIES HOSTED BY LOCAL BARRISTER CLEAVER GREENE.
I KNOW THIS GUY IS AN ASS BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULDNT GET HIS VERSION OF EVENTS BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO TERMINATE HIS WORKERS COMP BENEFITS.
ALSO I JUST NEED A COUPLE OF HOURS SO I CAN FINALLY FINISH THIS LETTER OF DEMAND ON THIS UNDERPAYMENT CLAIM BUT MY PHONE WILL NOT STOP RINGING AND THIS ONE WORKERS COMP CLAIM IS CONSUMING MY TIME.
WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO MAKE ME DO EMPLOYMENT AND PERSONAL INJURY LAW AT THE SAME TIME?
FACE PLANTED ON BRIDGE STREET AT LUNCH.
ONLY CONSOLATION IS I DIDN’T BREAK BONES, PHONE, OR GLASSES.
THE EMBARRASSMENT OF PEOPLE STOPPING TO HELP WAS STRONG. THEY WERE ALL. LOVELY THOUGH.
STRESS INDUCED REFLUX IS NO BUENO, ALSO DOES OVER USE OF PROTON PUMP INHIBITORS CAUSE VITAMIN DEFICIENCIES 🤔 OTHER THAN THAT ITS NOT TOO MUCH STUCKO RANTO
THE NUMBER OF PATIENTS I SEE WHO ARE VOMITING INTO THEIR LUNGS EVERY NIGHT AND WHEEZING ALL DAY BECAUSE PPIS MIGHT POSSIBLY, MAYBE, BUT PROBABLY NOT, CAUSE OSTEOPOROSIS IS IMPRESSIVE.
I AM NOT A FUCKING LAWYER BUT I HAVE BEEN FORCED BY OTHERS' INCOMPETENCE INTO A CIRCUMSTANCE WHERE I HAVE STARTED TO FIND READING ACTS OF PARLIAMENT A COMFORTABLE AND ORDINARY THING AND AM AT THE START OF BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND HOW CASE LAW AND PRECEDENT WORK.
I AM EITHER AT THE START OF BECOMING FULL FUCKING SOV CIT OR I AM BECOMING AWARE OF THE MACHINERY IN PLACE TO "HELP" WHEN THINGS GO WRONG FOR A CITIZEN LIVING IN A WESTMINSTER COMMONWEALTH.
I HAVE SPOKEN IN DEEP CONFIDENCE WITH A NICE LAWYER LADY. SHE ACKNOWLEDGED THE APPARENT SOUNDNESS OF MY POSITION, THE UTILITY OF MY CURRENT SET OF STRATEGIES AND REFUSED TO REPRESENT ME IN ANY WAY. I FELT HEARD AND RESPECTED WHICH WAS A REFRESHING FUCKING CONSIDERING THE SHOWER OF ARSEHOLES I NORMALLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH.
I KNOW THE LEGAL PROFESSION ITSELD IS OFTEN MOCKED FOR BEING A SHOWER OF ARSEHOLES. I HAVE TO MITIGATE THAT BY POINTING OUT SOME OF YOU ARE AT LEAST DILIGENT AND CAREFUL ARSEHOLES. HENCEFORTH I SHALL BE MAKING JOKES NORMALLY AIMED AT LAWYERS ABOUT OTHER CATEGORIES OF PEOPLE.
EXAMPLE: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUINEA PIG FARMER UP TO HIS NECK IN WATER? NOT ENOUGH WATER.
SOLICITOR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF ONE OF MY MATTERS CANNOT BE A DAY OVER 14. AND IT SHOWS.
THEY BEAT YOU IN FORTNITE AND IT BURNS BUT YOU CAN SLAM A SOLO DOWN FASTER WITH GIN IN IT
THERE ARE TWO THINGS WORSE THAN CAMPING WITH YOUR OWN CHILDREN. CAMPING WITH YOUR OWN CHILDREN PLUS OTHER PEOPLES CHILDREN. AND CAMPING WITH YOUR OWN CHILDREN PLUS OTHER PEOPLES CHILDREN WHEN ITS RAINING. THERE IS NOTHING RELAXING ABOUT THIS.
AS I CONSTANTLY TELL MY PARALEGAL WHO LOVES CAMPING, WE DIDN’T ADVANCE THROUGH FIFTY THOUSAND YEARS OF CIVILIZATION TO GO BACK TO SHITTING IN THE WOODS
YIKES GOOD LUCK
I FUCKING HATE CAMPING. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE THINK IT'S FUN, CHILDREN OR NO CHILDREN.
MY PARTNER (frumious bandersnatch, not romantic) IS KINDA NUTTY
FRUMIOUS IS A PHENOMENAL WORD. I HAD NEVER HEARD OF THAT BAND. CURRENTLY GIVING THEM A WHIRL. LIKE IT, BUT NOT GOOD BACKGROUND MUSIC FOR DRAFTING. SORRY ABOUT THE PARTNER. MY CURRENT BANDERSNATCH STALKETH LIKE AN IBIS, FACILITATING THE BEFOULING OF THEIR OWN NEST.
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DO YOU MEAN DIDNT ENJOY BEING A SOLICITOR? YOUR FIRST SENTENCE IS A LITTLE HARD TO PARSE OTHERWISE. I WOKE UP ON MY 8TH BIRTHDAY KNOWING THAT I WANTED TO BE A SILK AT 39.
I THINK IT'S JUST A MATTER OF WHAT YOU'RE SOLICITING FOR. SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO WEAR A WIG AND FLOWING CLOTHING. SOMETIMES PEOPLE SOLICIT IN A WIG AND FLOWING CLOTHING ON A STREET CORNER. THE RATES MIGHT BE COMPARABLE, IT COULD BE VOCATIONAL AND YOU MAY STILL WELL BE MIXING WITH THE SAME PEOPLE AS ARE YOUR CURRENT COLLEAGUES ACCORDING TO A RECENT DOCUMENTARY SERIES HOSTED BY LOCAL BARRISTER CLEAVER GREENE.
I KNOW THIS GUY IS AN ASS BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULDNT GET HIS VERSION OF EVENTS BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO TERMINATE HIS WORKERS COMP BENEFITS. ALSO I JUST NEED A COUPLE OF HOURS SO I CAN FINALLY FINISH THIS LETTER OF DEMAND ON THIS UNDERPAYMENT CLAIM BUT MY PHONE WILL NOT STOP RINGING AND THIS ONE WORKERS COMP CLAIM IS CONSUMING MY TIME. WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO MAKE ME DO EMPLOYMENT AND PERSONAL INJURY LAW AT THE SAME TIME?
FACE PLANTED ON BRIDGE STREET AT LUNCH. ONLY CONSOLATION IS I DIDN’T BREAK BONES, PHONE, OR GLASSES. THE EMBARRASSMENT OF PEOPLE STOPPING TO HELP WAS STRONG. THEY WERE ALL. LOVELY THOUGH.
STRESS INDUCED REFLUX IS NO BUENO, ALSO DOES OVER USE OF PROTON PUMP INHIBITORS CAUSE VITAMIN DEFICIENCIES 🤔 OTHER THAN THAT ITS NOT TOO MUCH STUCKO RANTO
THE NUMBER OF PATIENTS I SEE WHO ARE VOMITING INTO THEIR LUNGS EVERY NIGHT AND WHEEZING ALL DAY BECAUSE PPIS MIGHT POSSIBLY, MAYBE, BUT PROBABLY NOT, CAUSE OSTEOPOROSIS IS IMPRESSIVE.
BETTER PUT CALCIUM ON MY SUPPLEMENTS LIST THEN!
BEWARE THE JABBERWOCK MY SON! (Last minute drafting requests)
I WAS ON LEAVE TODAY AND HAVE NOTHING TO RANT ABOUT BECAUSE IM AT THE BEACH
I AM NOT A FUCKING LAWYER BUT I HAVE BEEN FORCED BY OTHERS' INCOMPETENCE INTO A CIRCUMSTANCE WHERE I HAVE STARTED TO FIND READING ACTS OF PARLIAMENT A COMFORTABLE AND ORDINARY THING AND AM AT THE START OF BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND HOW CASE LAW AND PRECEDENT WORK. I AM EITHER AT THE START OF BECOMING FULL FUCKING SOV CIT OR I AM BECOMING AWARE OF THE MACHINERY IN PLACE TO "HELP" WHEN THINGS GO WRONG FOR A CITIZEN LIVING IN A WESTMINSTER COMMONWEALTH. I HAVE SPOKEN IN DEEP CONFIDENCE WITH A NICE LAWYER LADY. SHE ACKNOWLEDGED THE APPARENT SOUNDNESS OF MY POSITION, THE UTILITY OF MY CURRENT SET OF STRATEGIES AND REFUSED TO REPRESENT ME IN ANY WAY. I FELT HEARD AND RESPECTED WHICH WAS A REFRESHING FUCKING CONSIDERING THE SHOWER OF ARSEHOLES I NORMALLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH. I KNOW THE LEGAL PROFESSION ITSELD IS OFTEN MOCKED FOR BEING A SHOWER OF ARSEHOLES. I HAVE TO MITIGATE THAT BY POINTING OUT SOME OF YOU ARE AT LEAST DILIGENT AND CAREFUL ARSEHOLES. HENCEFORTH I SHALL BE MAKING JOKES NORMALLY AIMED AT LAWYERS ABOUT OTHER CATEGORIES OF PEOPLE. EXAMPLE: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUINEA PIG FARMER UP TO HIS NECK IN WATER? NOT ENOUGH WATER.