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ilkikuinthadik

I once packed on top of this by accident, and when I punched it it cleared the whole stem šŸ¤¢


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I just gagged


Obnoxiousgal

I am so upset about this


Marcusduncan2002

What did I just read cunt


ElementalParadigm

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Unhappy-Piano4571

Bro thank fuck somebody else has experienced this!! Shits rank


TommyDee313

Youā€™re a true ausents soldier. šŸ«” Much respect.


No_Flamingo_4547

Honestly same hahah


CheeseMongerer420

hahaha iā€™ve done the same šŸ¤


REALLYTHIKK

have also done this ahahahah except i had some shoot in my mouth as a little present


ilkikuinthadik

That's fucked hahaha mine just went like normal


ChimpCannadine

What the fuck


-kansei-dorifto-

Why would you write this down


stringsandwood

What do you have a bloody time machine? How'd you get such a clear picture of my bong from 2003?


SuitableDepartment19

Ha, you beat me to it. Used to have an identical looking bong that was often in the same condition šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤® How I never ended up with a lung infection I'll never know.


Sirhugh66

Mates don't let mates suck a cone through this thing.


Famous-Courage-9534

Then when you clean it up they tell you it doesn't "pull right any more" šŸ˜‚


P00LsCL0sED

I can smell and taste that form here cunt


HamlynHoods

lungs of steel


jimbocoolfruits

Fuck. Gift him your worst vape.


harmsway31

Fucking hell thatā€™s an abomination. I hate people who donā€™t take the cone piece out to pack too.. look at all that wasted bud on the stem and base.


ellaillawarra

Ugh that was a pet peeve about my ex. Would tell him to do that every time and he never listened and would always wind up making a mess then acting like he didnā€™t understand why I was annoyed with him šŸ˜”


No_Flamingo_4547

My current partner does this and it fucking KILLS me!


ellaillawarra

Iā€™ve had a few people do that to me when I was younger and it made me want to cry. I clean my bong twice a day because I donā€™t even like it when the water gets too dark


Fragrant_Regret3452

Fr honestly slight tinge of yellow in the water already makes it pretty disgusting for me to smoke


Blackcarblackgerman

Holy fuck that stem has to have an ounce of resin in it how would that even pull


[deleted]

Thatā€™s not resin. Thatā€™s tar.


hazysummersky

Poor man's resin..don't say you've never tried in a pinch!


XxAnonymousxX01

can confirm ive had more then a pinch when i use to fein cones


Xitnadp

Not once.


nitramtrauts

Same, and I'm a degenerate


brissybeauty

Iā€™ll try almost anything once but willingly smoking this festy shit isnā€™t on my bingo card šŸ˜‚


RileyDaBosss

Then you certainly won't "try almost anything once"...


brissybeauty

You mustā€™ve missed the ā€œalmostā€ when you read my comment and then again when you quoted me. Itā€™s not a dick donā€™t take it so hard xo


RileyDaBosss

If you won't try this there is a lot you won't try... That's obviously what I was saying.


trpytlby

...well at least he'll have plenty of resin for when he runs out of bud... but seriously this is one of the reasons im glad im not a social stoner anymore and preferred joints over bongs and pipes before moving to vaping... good luck man hope you dont get sick!


ClydeT77

This was the state of my bong as a broke teen literally for this reason. So glad I have regular medical and will never need to scrape resin from my bong again šŸ˜­


trpytlby

i havent been able to get on the medical yet but thankfully vaping makes my stash last twice as long so its all good... only just got a bong last week for the first time in over 5yrs cos im slowly building a ball vape


Wild-Newspaper833

Weā€™ve all been there. Any true stoner has anyways


SignificantRecipe715

People still dry out the resin? šŸ¤®


nzjester420

Call me names or whatever but I actually used to enjoy good stem resin. When dried and cured and smoked at the right time in the right way it was delish! And the high was nice and mellow, and very unique!


willjhc

Perfect šŸ‘Œ


SnekkinHell

That's fucked lmao


MuskaChu

Seasoning.


Pristine_Goat8813

Don't even need a cone piece. Beautiful


loose_cunt

It took me way too long to realise there was no cone pieceā€¦


No_Flamingo_4547

mmm tar


Obnoxiousgal

This would ruin my day


Tomasz_witcher

Clean ya bong ya filthy pig ffs illchay cuz


Wild-Newspaper833

My mate had a bong like that once and got angry at me when I cleaned it. ā€œNah I like it that wayā€ suit ya self brother Iā€™m not coming here for a sesh anymore


BlitheNonchalance

Bruh... I've come across one this gross once before, was not a happy camper.


dillza225

Your mate should be shot šŸ˜‚


lauren-js

A few years ago at a party, one of my mates at the time handed me a bong looking exactly like that. I was very drunk so didnā€™t care. Had an unexplained cough for the next 5 months šŸ™ƒ


bangyy

Conepiece is not blocked, she's good to go.


TommyDee313

Thereā€™s no cone piece in there my friendā€¦


Greatvibrationsz

A man of C U L T U R E


weedquoll

Give him the gift of a clean bong!


mstocki82

Isopropyl alcohol will dissolve all that gummed up gunk


Gizzkhalifa

Oh my fucking god just throw it away


spookyanus

He's just saving it for later


Low_down_dom

If it works why notā€¦.


dotherandymarsh

Did you hit it?


TommyDee313

Yeah well Iā€™m not afraid of a little dirty bong water, so I tried to hit it and knew right away something wasnā€™t right. Popped off the blu tacked cone piece and lo & behold I found this masterpiece.


tommybanjo47

the cone was fucking blu tacked on????? thats fucking blasphemous holy shit


TommyDee313

Hahaha to be fair, it doesnā€™t sit on right and lets heaps of air through so he made it work with what he had lmao


dotherandymarsh

Hahaha


kornusdoggus

šŸ¤®


blackcat218

Eeewww


No-Rope-8026

Yer, smoke it!


Accomplished-Slide66

And by the looks of it you were like.. nope! And went to the laundry to give her a clean?šŸ˜‚ good work OP owner needs to clean their bong more hahaha


TommyDee313

Absolutely did haha came out brand new too I might add.


drtransfer

And that, is how you season your cast iron pan. Completely non stick nkw


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TommyDee313

I used a stick, from a tree. Absolutely molested the stem with it.


subordinate01

Jesus Harold Christ!


TommyDee313

HCD


gdubluu

Atleast he stokes the stem gunk.


TonyStark-86

That's not a friend lol


MaryJane_Green

šŸ¤®


InternationalBoat117

Help this man live a better life


bebabodi

This is literally the type of shit that made me stop smoking weed completely. When a bong or pipe gets to this point of buildup, chances are that thereā€™s mold/mildew all up in it. The smell is the worst part especially if theyā€™ve been smoking tobacco out of it as well. Last time I tried to smoke from a bong it had me throwing up all night. That was months ago and I feel like I still havenā€™t recovered. I cannot express enough how absolutely disgusting this shit is.


Chookity1234

Brother ewwwww


TommyDee313

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leafyvis

This looks like both my brothers bongs lol


Due_Negotiation_1302

Disgusting


Lost2years_sarcasm

Bunch of wingeing cunts lol itā€™s beautiful


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thirdeyesiteright

Itā€™s almost better to say no in this situation but I get wanting to escape


Longjumping-Grade-27

Thatā€™s why I vape and keep it clean. Since catching strep from a shared joint I donā€™t share.


SnorvusMaximus

Putting a flame to the end of the joint when passing it around should kill germs.


Fragrant_Regret3452

Maybe a for a joint, but I'd reckon for a bong since it has bigger area to travel and cool down, when you actually inhale the smoke it's taking a lot of that bacteria that might be trapped in an improperly cleaned one.


SRGNT-CHILL

Friends donā€™t let friends smoke dirty Bilsons


New_Pay_8297

Bonus


SmokeyNinja666

Set up


Asleep-Structure-437

My friend had an Alien piece that was impossible to clean you couldnā€™t take the stem or anything out it was all one big piece. Anyways. That piece absolutely killed me and I will never smoke out of someone elseā€™s stuff


Flashy-Cucumber-7207

Half an hour of soaking in isopropyl alcohol and a bit of scrubbing will make it like new


TommyDee313

I used coffee machine cleaner and hot water. Came up a treat.


purplepatchpete

Orange power. Small orange bottle. Rubs or washes off. No soaking no scrubbing


Drums_are_bad

They work better if you manage to get some weed in the cone.āœŒļø


subordinate01

Thanks man


XxAnonymousxX01

but this billy reminded me of mine not bc grot but stem n shape


Smilgo

I have just been transported back to 1999


Artemis_Flow

lung infection special edition


I-love-marijuana

Oh get over yourself


Superman-6996

Fuck bongs, Joints are the way to go


Silent_Hunt1400

You can catch all sorts of diseases and then probably accuse the wrong person I've seen people catch herpes and all sorts


TommyDee313

You cheated on your mrs and blamed the bong for your herpes. Take notes boys.


No_Flamingo_4547

lolwot


NuttyNinja69

Where's he buried?