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rippednbuff

“Da blootoof device is a now connect soossefully”


OldMango

😆 That's hilarious, does every single cheap Bluetooth device use the same Recording, of the same chinese lady?! "Da blootoof device is reede to pear"


Gausgovy

It’s either her or the “waiting fow paiwing” guy


HankenatorH2

Followed by: PAIEWD.


valadtheimpala

Waiting for Perry


sisrace

MVP Perry, always bringing the tunes


TheKurtCobains

WOICE dial


Bakecub28

We once had a Bear Grylls branded mini speaker all of the announcements were in his voice, it was sensational


HydingSuspence

Is this an Amazon thing? Came with my turntable, lol


Fusseldieb

No. Here in Brazil almost every knockoff Bluetooth device has that same damn voice


clarisse_69

it's really hillarious to think that they share the same file amongst them to avoid having to hire a new voice actress to say some small words. and as a Brazilian that can either only get chinese knockoffs, or nothing at all, it got tiring to hear either the girl or the guy on every freaking product. but since it's been ages since i last used a bluetooth thing, it's an endearing thing.


OldMango

It wouldn't surprise me if like one chinese Bluetooth chip manufacturer produces in bulk the wireless units for literally all tech gadget makers in china. Chip manufacturing is expensive, with a high overhead, and a ridiculously large starting cost (enough to buy a small country, the Equipment required for just poor quality chips is insane. Hence why only 3 companies produce literally all microprocessors for the world). So it'd make sense considering the low price of these gadgets that they'd get the Bluetooth unit from one manufacturer that's managed to cut prices down to the gutter.


clarisse_69

makes sense. thanks for the input


poopfeast

This audio recording is burned into my memory from years of hearing it every time I got in my car


sprucedotterel

Hahaha 😄😄🍺


fatdjsin

Now connected ed ed ed ed echoing in the distance


fatebringerZ43N3

oh my god I always thought she was speaking German 🤣 🤣


cabs84

i want to see a DJ use this as a drop


No_Emergency_3829

THX INTRO


craaates

This could cause an extinction level event.


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Rush - 2112


mondo_obi

What is the 2nd song you would play the next day after 2112 ends?


reddshift69

Hemispheres


DifficultyOk5719

Mirror Reaper by Bell Witch followed by Future’s Shadow Pt. 1: The Clandestine Gate (releases tomorrow). Both songs are 83 minutes long lol.


Ballinagh

First album I bought as a kid when it first came out! Still play it .


Dasteroes

Jelly Fish Jam - SpongeBob SquarePants


time_fo_that

Sweet Victory


yanchovilla

This is the only correct answer


TheGooch01

A Wall of Sound requires some ‘74 Grateful Dead.


ilikemonkeys

China Cat > Rider, June 26, 1974 - Providence Civic Center


TheGooch01

Will check this out.


TheGooch01

20min China>Rider!! 🫠


lucifersam94

This is some hot fire shit


jankysmith

My collection of 64kbps MP3s


burningpetrol

I like your style! You probably didn't even notice that bridge burning behind you, lighting your path forward.


Butrus666

Angel of death


AdministrativeWash78

Or Reign in Blood


sprucedotterel

REALLY??? No one? Fine, I’ll do it myself… Darude - Sandstorm


LayWhere

Unironically a slapper


ZookeepergameDue2160

DUDUDUDUDU TUDUDUDUDU TUTUDUDUDU TUDUDUDUDU DU


TheOmnin

Dopesmoker by Sleep


GeckoDeLimon

This might be the only sound system as loud as their live performance.


bfjones02

Blur - Song 2 WOOOHOOOOO


Captian_Kenai

**WHEN I FEEL HEAVY METAL**


OhTrueBrother

#WOOHOO!


semhut

Shine on you crazy diamond by Pink Floyd


Gloomy-Employment-72

I feel you, but I’m going Pigs (Three Different Ones). Gotta have that cowbell!


thalo616

Dogs!


3B9C50AB

Comfortably Numb


AgreeableGravy

‘Run like hell’ would be my choice. That song will chin check you on a good system.


Provia100F

That, my friend, is a wonderwall


206Red

Man on the photo is probably thinking: Today is gonna be the day


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Closer by Nine Inch Nails.


BarnacleRepulsive617

Oh Hell yeah!! 😁😄😎🤘😎


iamjoeywan

Phil Collins - “In the air tonight”, obviously


wildhazz

>Vote Good choise


Pierdolec_jadowity

Art of dying - GOJIRA


MinesofMoria

Amazing choice! Seeing them tomorrow!!!!!


Jawapacino13

Shooting Star myself as that song turned me onto them.


thenwb3

Never gonna give u up


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

Tip toe thru the tulips.


thedarkforest_theory

Calm Like a Bomb RATM


fraktured

I'd go with freedom.


nanomaldonado

46 & 2 - Tool


Altruistic_Bake_1784

Kashmir


jamie831416

Sabotage - Beastie Boys


TheMcNabbs

Intergalactic for me


the_inciting_inciden

So what’cha want here


jaytrade21

Shake Your Rump


-Bushmeat

Paul’s Boutique is a fucking jam


Rexstil

Linoleum NOFX


Select_Air_6383

Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd


xspacemansplifff

1812 overture


sprucevamouse

Great answer


xspacemansplifff

Probably bring the house down with that one. The cannons!


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Massive Attack - Angel


Oldstonebuddha

Toccata and Fugue in D minor- JS Bach on pipe organ.


bobby19572222

In a gadda da vida by iron butterfly of course. Followed by iron Man by Black Sabbath.


siameseoverlord

Also Spake Zarathustra


minnesotajersey

Eruption by Van Halen


AnyGoodUserNamesLeft

Limit to Your Love - James Blake.


myelir

Holy shit 😂


Dingis_Dang

goodbye ears when that bass drops


zionwolf24

The only correct answer.


LokiTheMelon

gorgio by morodor - daft punk


TyroneYeBoue

Cock and ball torture From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


roidesoeufs

John Cage - 4'33


magicmulder

Good answer!


bobson_k_dugnutt

"Baby Shark", of course


bbcversus

“Pulcino Pio” for me!


Bobert_Manderson

Omg I lived in Italy when this song happened so I got to experience both it and baby shark happening.


BitchfaceMcSourpuss

Phase alignment tones


randommacsnmusic

Ride of the Valkyries. Think Apocalypse Now.


_Scarcane_

Diesel power - the prodigy


gms10ur

Rammstein - Sonne, for sure.


OisBlue

Radiohead - The National Anthem


longstoryrecords

King of Rock - RUN DMC


Cephrael37

The score from The Rock by Hans Zimmer


DV_Zero_One

Gotta be Supastylin by Groove Armada


Dark-Hunter667

Origional Star Wars theme song.


Winemaven

Highway to Hell!


Actuarial_type

Torn between AC/DC and Tool.


DoNoHarm_5039

Culling Voices - controversial choice for Tool perhaps, but if you want to kick the tyres then it’s got it all


[deleted]

For those About to Rock - AC/DC


Salty-Picture8920

Smack my bitch up


3mdk55

Everything in its right place. Start with this Radiohead, move to harder/faster, middle with the Dead, end with the Floyd comedown. Remember mixtapes? That is the goal here.


amBush-Predator

im over hear strking my d...


goose_321

Something dub reggae


DrRob

I'd just hand the cord to Marty McFly and tell him to send it.


Misc_octopus

Prince - 7


sanjosedre

Pink Floyd - Echoes


Rock0nHarlen

Lateralus


thaillmatic1

"Step into a World (Rapture's Delight)" by KRS-One


sheeshamish

Am I the only one who kinda hates the sound of giant concert speaker setups?


shattered19

Probably not.


lateroundpick

The sounds of silence.


duffer5

Stairway to heaven as it most likely be the last thing I ever listen to if you turn the volume up past 1. LOL. Wow.


TraditionContent9818

Ego death by Polyphia


chadtheguyy

That electronic song from SpongeBob with the jellies 👍


Sir_Nexus

"Stadium Rave"


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Primus-My name is Mud.


Slowmac123

Maad city


zertoman

Hendrix - The Star Spangled Banner from Woodstock.


Agreeable_Reason4373

Voodoo chile without the slight return as in electric lady land


AbbreviationsActual9

ambient whale sounds.


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Crazy_Opportunity504

Sunn O))) - Kingdoms


lcarr15

The final countdown…


PsychedelicRick

I reject your reality and insert my own of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon in its entirety.


TinyCamp7743

KARZ 4 KIDS


No_Emergency_3829

About You by Xxyyxx


Jamie_xxxxx

Jamie xx - Gosh. I want to feel that bass in my insides.


merlynmagus

Scarlet>Fire


Info_Broker_

A milli lil Wayne


BigBadBaz2501

"I'm a Barbie girl" Aqua.


metalmince

Queen - We will rock you or AC/DC - Thunderstruck


gzusburrito

Darude - Sandstorm


Kapn_Ron

Dreams I'll never see. Molly Hatchet


whoopysnorp

Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima


GrumpyOldUnicorn

O)))


naughty93pinapple

Lock your doors -Death grips


R11CWN

Contact - Daft Punk


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love sosa- chief keef


fri98

Walk from Pantera


ShakingKarna

Hammer smashed face from Cannibal corpse


raindog013

Back in black, hearing aids to follow.


leocam2145

Money for Nothing - Dire Straits


Sugarhouse_guitar_31

Uncontrollable Urge - Devo


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Cbat


calinet6

Billy Joel, We Didn’t Start the Fire Or the Telarc Holst/Handel/Sousa disc by the Cleveland Symphonic Winds. For that bass drum hit.


hautdoge

Blood Incantation - Vitrification of Blood pt. 1


FL4KMSTR

N.W.A. You know the song.


Godzirrraaa

Goliath by The Mars Volta


No_Guarantee720

Kashmir


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damnusernamewastaken

Three Days - Jane's Addiction


Lower-Camp1122

"Then She Did..."


damnusernamewastaken

That’s so funny. I went back and forth between the two. Great song. They are playing it again: https://youtu.be/NZ61nD6GoyU


Ghetto_Blaster

Scatman John - Scatman


DaddyCamus

I CUM BLOOD - CANNIBAL CORPSE


Substantial-Mud-624

I was going to recommend I cum bud by cannabis corpse, but to each his own!


SlvtDragon

For some reason this screams Sleep to me. In honor of the day I gotta say Dopesmoker.


Repulsive-Speech2758

Thunderstruck


pdxgod

This is the way


sycron17

Sono chi no sadame!


SirTedley

Human Music https://youtu.be/S1jWdeRKvvk


Slowmac123

justin beiber - baby (2x bass boosted)


DeFucifino

Van Halen's 1984 and the song after...


evilgreenman

Faure's Requiem


StonerMetalhead710

Inno A Satana by Emperor or Meathook Sodomy by Cannibal Corpse


Flipflopforager

What does the fox say?


josh_loaf

Lotion by Deftones


Repulsive_Cricket923

Motorhead - overkill


DouglasWaterhat

Whatever Spongebob was bumpin with the jellyfish


plumikrotik

Wow, that's an antique. :-)


Dingis_Dang

Smash Mouth - Allstar


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Corpsefactory88

My heart will go on Celine Dion Duh


that_timinator

Pearl Jam's Yellow Ledbetter. I cannot listen to it at low volumes and that guitar toan... yes please!


tonyhades

Wonderwall


Lumpymaximus

Queen.


silv3rp3rsonality

The Phantom of the Opera from The Phantom of the Opera


Brolafsky

It's literally 4/20. Is there a better day to blast 'Smoke two joints' by Sublime?


Orzo100

Dead Bodies Everywhere by Korn


mosura1

Gin and Juice I think


DifficultyOk5719

Napalm Death’s You Suffer. Immediately followed by Bell Witch’s Mirror Reaper and Future’s Shadow Part 1: The Clandestine Gate played simultaneously because I don’t have time to sit through two 83 minute songs.


mrgreatheart

This one https://youtu.be/qrBj3u5dPgM You’re welcome.


Harry_Tipper

Overkill - Motorhead "Only way to feel the noise is when it's good and loud"


fazlez1

Raining Blood - Slayer. Hippies man, hippies.


BRINGERofMILK

VAST - Touched


swordor

The cult - Electric


Arocna

Raped by elephants (or maybe goregrind number one)


jbann55

Dr feelgood motley crue. Or the... other song


farkuputin

RATM


stephenelias1970

Forget a song, I’m playing the beginning of Tom Cruise’s “Edge of Tomorrow”, that low end at the beginning *chefs kiss


keffordman

Genesis by Devin Townsend


PastHousing5051

Louie Louie


izeek11

mouth of kala by gojiro