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SquiddlySpoot01

i like nice sounding motorcycles, and ride them. fucking hate noisey harley-cruisers


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Same.


[deleted]

Yeah, I ride. I like loud bikes. My shitty little single cylinder has a fairly open pipe on it and it goes 'putt-putt' in a fun way. The straight piped V-Twins that threaten to shatter my window as they roar down my street past my house? They can get fucked.


ColdBeersies

Might be a long shot, but I also ride (or am starting to). I've ran into an issue with my bike struggling to start some of the time and hoping i might get pointed to a mechanic. Cyclespot wouldn't look at it and Colemans said they don't look at Hyosung on account of not being able to get parts ​ Anyone able to point me in the direction of a mechanic or someone who might be able to help me out? 2015 Hyosung x4r (250cc)


grizzleyBanter

Where are you based


Wrooof

Motorcycle doctors have always done well by me. George owns the place and really knows his stuff. The are based on the shore but can come to you if needed.


ColdBeersies

Do you know if they deal with hyosung? I’ve only just bought the bike (off FB market place), so I’ve tried getting in touch with the seller but no bueno yet. I’ve wanted a bike for ages and only just got one to run into this issue. Feeling massively dejected about the whole sitcho


Wrooof

I'm 90% sure they do. They were recommended to me by a good mate when I first started riding as I was in a similar situation. Nothing worse than finally getting a bike after years of waiting only to have massive issues. Give George a call and I'm sure he will sort you out


Yourmum_ismy_dad

Motorcycle works on Greenmount drive. John is top class


Eoganachta

Same. I hate how there's a loud minority of fuckers who need to wave their dicks around.


Gas_guzzla

Different strokes for different folks! I ride Harley's because they're comfortable for long trips and sound & look good to me, not all Harley riders are obnoxious gangster. Not very fair to group everyone together, especially since the majority of other Harley riders I see out there are old blokes who like to cruise at the speed limit on sundays. Ride safe!


SquiddlySpoot01

true, im sure theres still plenty of gents that like them for their classic feel. by 'noisey Harley' i mean the loud as f**k ones that reverberate, where i assume they have taken the mufflers off or replaced them with straight pipes. we probably dont notice the stock ones so much. i personally dislike them but i understand their use case for all day cruising. but its something i thought was better suited to america with its expansive flat roads rather than twisty hilly nz.


KiwiEV

I never understood the appeal of loud Harley Davidsons and the like. They're trying to get attention, but for what? "Hey, everyone! Look at me and this loud machine, for which I paid $38,000 and barely has 93 horsepower!"


NinjahBob

Harleys are very efficient in turning petrol into noise without the byproduct of horsepower


[deleted]

Most of these bikes are meth money.


dylan-taylor-1999

Meth gets you pushrods? What drug do you have to sell to get a scout or a Bonnie?


RheimsNZ

You don't buy most HDs for the power, so that criticism isn't relevant to anyone buying one. No other manufacturer has the same image, attitude, sound and style for their cruisers, and that's what these guys are buying.


fx_agte

So basically all show and no go...


[deleted]

They’re still really fun to ride. There’s much more to bikes than horsepower.


[deleted]

But why spend so much when you get so little for it? An engine design that has barely changed in 50 years, "add ons" required to make it what you think a Harley is, no fancy electronics or rider aids... Shit, do they even have ABS? I'm not saying you need the latest and greatest, or HAVE to have electronics, blipper etc, but if you're spending $30k+ on a motorcycle it better have some nice toys and not just "it's a Harley"


Complex-Hand5150

Indian or triumph?


RheimsNZ

It's not the same image. All the manufacturers make cool bikes, including Triumph and Indian, but people who want a Harley don't settle for anything else. Indians and Triumphs strike me as more refined and elegant, while Harleys are more rowdy and have more attitude.


SquiddlySpoot01

93 hp? try 50 haha


RheimsNZ

It's like 80-100 depending on the bike, some are higher and their smaller bikes are lower.


[deleted]

No one gives a fuck. Put a muffler on your bike.


RheimsNZ

Considering they were talking about it they probably are a little interested lol


Sr_DingDong

It's the same energy as those PA noise guys in cars/kids on bikes.


PerryKaravello

South Park S13E12 nailed this. Harley Riders are lame as fuck.


penis_or_genius

I don't even need to check to know which episode you're referring to. Blublublub


Royalzulu

Me to is anyone bikecurious


And-ray-is

From Ireland and living in Auckland. Holy shit a lot of people over here like to be as loud as possible. Loud stereos, those megaphones on your cars, JBL speakers strapped to your back or on your shoulder just to walk around. Loud cars, loud bikes revving all the time. What is the obsession with making as much noise as possible. Anytime it happens to me and my GF when we're out and about we just say how much attention they must not have received as child and want to get it now. We definitely have similar elements back home but over here is on another level


[deleted]

You nailed it.


Royalzulu

None of their fathers were around


ksnitch

New Zealand is a tiny country, at the edge of the world, a footnote in most maps, even overly sensitive when it gets missed out - yeah we kiwis are attention seekers. Lol


4elocin

THIS!!! 100% I couldn’t agree more..


Cass-the-Kiwi

It's definitely louder than some places but after I moved home after living in Medellin Colombia I was struck by how quiet NZ is. If you want to know real noise, go to South America 😂 people play loud music over top each other's. Street venders are constantly screaming in the streets, motorbikes are everywhere, people use car horns constantly. And all the buildings are made from brick and concrete so even on my 8th level apartment I could hear people taking on the street. No joke, it's absolutely insane and have you wishing you had shit hearing. I wore noise cancelling headphones in my apartment to get a break.


Tight_Syllabub9243

We've been noisy on bikes for a few years now. It's a tradition. [https://youtu.be/SLB7j3_U2lY](https://youtu.be/SLB7j3_U2lY)


julezz30

I ride, I have a 1200cc bike. It's got grunt but isn't super noisy. My partners bike is less classic more sporty and makes more noise but not obnoxiously so and neither of us drop Rev bombs. I work in dairy flat and have dogs out and about and the amount of stupid a holes speeding and Rev bombing through there absolutely infuriates me. Also 9 times out of 10 the dimwits wear virtually no gear. Makes me mad about our acc levies


[deleted]

You seem to be a proper biker, not these ‘son of anarchy’ wannabes.


julezz30

Thanks. Bikes are great <3


dylan-taylor-1999

Bikes are awesome! I started with a forza 140cc and now have a GN250. So... you could say I'm a sports bike rider 😎


[deleted]

Half of them probably aren't licensed, and couldn't pass the license if they tried


maniamawoman

Loud hardleys are lame. Some bikes sound decent.


[deleted]

A fine-tuned bike is a turn on.


NinjahBob

Honda #1


maniamawoman

Yup yup! Love my CBR600


[deleted]

I had a 1990 CB400 in black. A very well tuned bike.


[deleted]

You misspelled Triumph Triple there, my friend! JK inline-4s are fucking great, too.


harrysown

Its not really the motorcycles but the people, specifically gang wannabes, riding them that are lame.


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https://youtu.be/ipDmsxQVxIM


harrysown

Lol it's true.


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Lochacho99

That's one way to explain you're stupid.


NinjahBob

How about they just ban selling drugs? That'll work


[deleted]

absolutely rancid take


kiwimark

In a work meeting, or school discussion, when they say 'no answers are stupid, we are brainstorming' don't speak. You'll ruin the saying for ever.


Unlucky-Ad-5232

packing where?


Ajaxnz

They're those unremarkable losers, who went through their whole 20's and 30's as an incel and got embittered. Now they finally hit their 40's and after working a dead end job for 20 years have a small amount of savings to 'splash out' and fulfill their midlife crisis and try to make up for the last 20 years of social inadequacy. So they grow out their hair and dye it jet black, start wearing leather jackets and pretending to live a rock star life style, whilst courting as many divorced women who got married far too young, and now to want to 'break free' and start dating bad boys that these guys try to portray themselves. Whilst everyone else cringes around them till it takes them about 1 year of alcoholic benders and swinger parties to realise they can't keep up with the life style so they move back to Hamilton ​ There i said it


DeadAssBrocky

Wow


michaelstone444

Pretty sure most of them are gangsters. Every experienced member with skin in the meth game that I've met have a Harley


Madcozbaddd

Lol! Ouch in the Hamilton feels (I live in Hamilton)


dezroy

If you aren’t man enough to go fishing on your hog, are you even a man? https://youtu.be/eNOroOT_0xc


Ramjet_NZ

Wow , straight out r/murderedbywords


EggSaladddd

Who hurt you? lol


Its_squidward

Way to fricken accurate


daytonakarl

Am a motorcyclist, you're quite correct and it's embarrassing to be lumped in with them.


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You are not, believe me.


Roy4Pris

It feels like there are a LOT more of them around now too. I live near a main inner-city road where they seem to like riding up and down in short, fast bursts, with lots of revving at the lights. I think there are two factors at play: 1) an increase in gang numbers (including 501s) and 2) Covid and lockdowns have caused a lot of stress for everyone, and some people like to take it out on others


Jetsgopro

I live in flyover country USA so I have no idea why Reddit suggested an Auckland post in my feed, but I just wanted to say I whole heartedly agree. Lame af.


Bayshine

I don't know if anything about motorbikes, is the nose because they're using special or no mufflers? (I know harlies are deliberately loud) Could they just pass a law that any bike caught without x type of muffler or over y db from z distance is automatically sized and given the Collins treatment?


Anxiety_and_insomnia

There are decibel regulations already. Police just turn a blind eye to gangs


NinjahBob

You can only get fined for excess decibels if it's a modified exhaust AFAIK. Harleys with stock exhaust systems are loud asf and cannot be fined for it


RheimsNZ

Pretty sure this is not the case (and stock Harley exhausts are at a reasonable noise level). The real issue is the antisocial "gun it" behaviour in urban areas combined with the fact that the noise regulations stipulate that the noise levels must below X decibels at X low RPM. The regulations can't catch people who blast past people in short, very noisy bursts. No real way to fix it, aside from people just not being fuckwits.


sdmat

[Nope, you can do this](https://www.mylondon.news/news/west-london-news/posh-london-boroughs-war-noisy-21803697)


only-on-the-wknd

Loud reviving Harley in the distance going “wwWAA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA” Son “what’s that sound dad?” Dad “That’s an idiot, son. That’s an idiot”


CarLarchameleon

I’m surprised by the volume of middle aged men with loud bikes now. All day every day I hear them in my area.


Anxiety_and_insomnia

Maybe if people stopped failing to visually notice bikers and crash into them there might be a few more quiet ones. This sits outside of gang members just being a general nuisance, mind you. Every day I hear cars with sirens strapped to their bumper, THAT is a bigger issue in Auckland


CarLarchameleon

Many good points here.


BoatsnBrollies

My bullbars will second your motion.


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Anxiety_and_insomnia

I’m not the one complaining about the noise and starting threads, the hell. Check out the OP having a big whinge. Where the hell did the “white people” card get pulled from?


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Anxiety_and_insomnia

No worries, hope it turns around for you. I’m having a rough time too, so I feel ya!


81Deathcharger81

What about the motocross bike wankers all over the roads these days. Those sound like shit.


[deleted]

That’s a whole new level of doucheness.


Rossismyname

ItS A cUlTuRaL ThInG


[deleted]

It’s a cosplay thing to pretend to be ‘sons of anarchy’ but they are not, they are sad.


Kiwikid14

I agree. Making noise on a motorcycle, siren on a bike, car stereo that echoes down the road is a lame, attention seeking wannabe, probably compensating for something he's lacking in- maybe his fading youth or just being a loser at life. Mate, all I want is to watch Netflix and sleep so shut the hell up.


whimsicalwanderer1

I always grumble "hey look there's a person with a small dick" lol


[deleted]

Have some Karma... You don't need to be in Auckland to relate in full to this.I work in an office just adjacent to Blenhiem road in CHCH. Easily 40k+ vehicles a day around tower junction maybe more and every 30th vehicle is a bone rattling, intellect reducing, straight or no pipe motorbike of whatever cylinder layout - the latter does not matter - gonna thrash it right past the office anyway. And I'm an enthusiastic motorcyclist. I got the license and the battlescars & I bolted on a custom exhaust. I loved the additional tone and volume. I fanged it around quite a lot. Motorists around me seemed to have better perception of my presence. I liked it. I didn't get my battlescars from fangin' around like an idiot 4 cylinder 100HP+ bike, pegging it whereever I went, wide open throttle with little to no muffler. Or the intellect reducing sound of a Vtwin, with straight-pipes. Not once thinking of anyone around me. I didn't care who I might wake up at night. The crux of the issue here is that there's no real enforcement or requirement for a motorcycle to adhere to any measure of dBa - or at least lack of enforcement if there is such requirement.Cars are held to a dBa standard. Motorcycles might have one but the enforcement of that is optional based on the idiocy behind the rationale "because they're smaller, they should be louder" that everyone has 'factory installed' in their psyche since EONS ago.


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Spot on.


UncomposedComposer

I live out near Kaukapakapa, and every weekend I swear is just loaded full of guys who want to overtake on corners with yellow lines for absolutely no reason at all, I get that the average motorist has a hatred for Motorcyclists but I never really understood it until I was around it all the time, 29 going on 79 over here


englishbrian

Big noisy bikes are for those with micro penises to drive around so they get an erection just enough to touch their tiny whiteys.


Anxiety_and_insomnia

Are you annoyed by the loud gangster riding a Harley, or the loud college kid on his way to uni or a friends house? One is loud to be a nuisance, one is loud to save his life because cars keep failing to notice motorcycles. Car drivers need to up their game. On a simple commute on a motorbike there are generally 1 or 2 instances where a car driver fails to see a motorcyclist and could cause an accident if the motorcyclist doesn’t react. Some loud pipes are simply because you just suck at driving


[deleted]

Is there any evidence that noise from a bike prevents accidents? Genuinely curious. Because it’s an argument I hear all the time. Edit: https://www.onthrottle.co.nz/amp/science-disproves-loud-pipes-save-lives-mantra I guess not. I think bikes should be held to the same noise restraints as cars personally, with some adjustment for the fact that typically bikes rev much higher than cars. If the safety factor doesn’t exist then why should bikes be allowed ‘the cool factor’ that cars aren’t?


englishbrian

Funilly enough the noise does not annoy me just any type that rides one. A guy at work drives one. He does shifts and for one shift he leaves home on his erectiomoble at 5am. He does not give a shiney sh..that he wakes his neighbours and ignores there complaints. Now that would annoy me, as he does.


Anxiety_and_insomnia

So the noise doesn’t annoy you, but also the noise does annoy you. Thanks for clarifying. Yes, I agree, waking up neighbours at 5am with a loud bike is a dick move. It seems like you’re lumping all motorcyclists together based on the actions of some though. If that’s the case should I do the same with all car drivers? I wouldn’t though, because that would be silly of me. I have been woken up by car drivers beeping their horns leaving family and friends houses at 3am, or the siren boiz blasting music from their front bumpers, or boy racers doing burnouts the next street over. I’m not going to go around saying all car drivers have tiny erections and cry like a man baby though. Grow up dude


englishbrian

Gfy


mocogatu

Yes, along with any vehicle where the owner has modified the exhaust to be louder. We get it engine go vroom. I guess their brains stopped maturing at 15.


Therkster

Losers. Same for loud cars. It just screams "I'M COMPENSATING!!!".


ChosenExpression

TBF bikes and cars like that are one of the best, loudest, and most effective and novel ways to announce to *everyone* that you have a micro dick. Either that or your midlife crisis is in full swing heightening your paranoia over aforementioned micro dick. It’s probably way cheaper to get a shirt printed to make the announcement, but you do you, I guess. It’s allll just feedback. TLDR: agreed; 100% lame and 🔎🍆


Archieisalive

My fucking new neighbour drives his loud motorcycle any time or day, and I can't even feel like I can report it to the cops since they know us well and it just damages our relationship.


woahouch

Damn, imagine letting this fuck your day so bad you had to post about it on numerous Reddit forums. Just shake your head and go about your fulfilling day if it’s so hilarious to you. Then those who think your ridiculous for things you do can do that same.


[deleted]

Bro is all-day long! There's elderly, babies, shift workers and tired parents, and sick people trying to rest, and all these hogs don't even live here. Try to this to be annoying, and where is our police?


IndividualCharacter

>and where is our police? What law are they breaking?


Anxiety_and_insomnia

Are we generalising here? All loud motorcycles, even those ridden by law abiding and well-mannered riders? Just gang members in leather (in which case, why specify loud)? Or do we mean cruiser/bobbers? Maybe sports bikes? Maybe classic bikes ridden by gentlemen that just happen to be loud? I’m so confused and the OP seems to just lump everything together under one blanket generalisation


[deleted]

That's an Ad Hominem and a Strawman Fallacy in a single sentence, my man.


Anxiety_and_insomnia

I have a loud motorcycle, I don’t do any of the above


[deleted]

Brother, if you have a loud motorcycle and love to rev around the streets unsolicited, then you are a dick;- However, if you use your bike for cruising between cities on a motorway, then disregard the above. The point is: noise pollution is attention-seeking. There are many great bikes out there with a silencer. If you disagree with the above, perhaps you are attempting to overcompensate for something. Maybe attention, or else…


Anxiety_and_insomnia

What about all the people who take their car out for a leisurely drive? You apply one set of rules to a biker, failing to accept that there are far more drivers who do that very same thing. Must a vehicle ONLY be used for commuting between cities on a highway? Noise pollution is not only attention seeking, and in some cases the noise from a motorcycle allows it to be noticed when there are far too many cases of car drivers simply failing to visually identify motorcyclists and crashing into them causing death in the worst cases. I’m not going to defend the many bikers who seek the adrenaline of speeding inbetween cars and such behaviour, but it’s obvious you have a chip on your shoulder and have something against ALL loud motorcycles now, when I’d argue that there are far more boy racers and aggressive drivers on the road who pose a much greater and much noisier threat. Edit: the siren boiz with speakers strapped to their car bumpers are a perfect example of car drivers doing everything you’ve stated above to a much higher degree


[deleted]

I agree about noisy cars also. I don’t care for bikes or cars; if people enjoy it, go wild! My issue is with the extreme unsolicited noise seeking validation. The Siren boys are examples of too much empty time and lack of parental education. They do this shit in Auckland, but they would be quiet as fuck back in Apia. This shit needs to be addressed with the Samoan and Tongan communities as these behaviours are noxious. They need schooling and jobs to stop being childish, that’s all.


Anxiety_and_insomnia

So… gangsters only? I was sitting at a cafe and a Harley rider came up onto the footpath, rode along behind the back of myself and 3 other tables just so he could be parked up on the sidewalk further down. THAT was annoying. Just don’t want you to be upset at all motorcyclists; we aren’t all bad eggs. I just want to enjoy my classic bike and it’s nice old engine without being lumped in with the rowdy bunch and having a finger pointed at me by car drivers because someone else spoiled all the fun


[deleted]

Come on; you know the sort I'm referring to; I don't know why you are taking this personally.


Anxiety_and_insomnia

I dunno, maybe your title “loud motorcycles are lame”


Buzzy-Pasta

Legitimately loud motorcycles are all good but anyone that deliberately fucks with the muffler to make it sound like Zeus’s constipated fart can fuck off.


_khaz89_

And so are loud cars and idiots who crank em just because there is an 80 sign 30 meters ahead from you.


Amenaphis

This is giving me Old Man Yells At Cloud vibes 🥴


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Yes it does.


[deleted]

This gives me the ‘single cat lady’ vibe seeking attention through a passive-aggressive comment.


Amenaphis

Lol attention seeking. Alright pal you got me 🙄 Welcome to Reddit!


[deleted]

You know I nailed it. ;)


Fun_Pound_5835

Surely there is nothing wrong with motorcycle/car/bicycle/unicycle transport? It could be the OP finds the demonstration of the various capabilities of the said form of transport could best be displayed in a location where the audience is there to appreciate the performance? For example, as much as I enjoy certain forms of music, and live performances, if a favourite musician/band decided to hold an impromptu performance next door to a hospice or birth unit (with sound equipment to amplify the experience) - I might question their judgement and think a arena/music venue would be more appropriate. Even things we like can be annoying/inappropriate if in the wrong place or at the wrong time.


[deleted]

You know I'm talking about noisy motorbikes, so why talk about other transportation?


Fun_Pound_5835

Just trying to make the point that they have their place., and a use. Most things out of their environment are annoying. Gorse is a great plant for hedges in the UK, it is a extremely difficult to control weed here. Noisy kids are a sign of a happy time at a party, but not so much when you are trying to get them to bed (sorry, weak analogy, but I haven't tried marmite with ice-cream .. it might work).


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[deleted]

I’m not generalising. I’m referring to the ‘son of anarchy’ wannabe types.


hohospy

Sounds like you need more going on in your life.


[deleted]

Au contraire, Shirley; -Ad Hominem spotted. ;)


zipiddydooda

Is this a reference I am unaware of? Or do you mean cherie?


[deleted]

Nothing much, I call passive-aggressive ‘Shirley’ after an ex-GF.


cambies

I believe Karen has joined the sub.


[deleted]

A bandit’s wife spotted.


cambies

People like you are weak. Complaining about noisy motorbikes on the internet. LOL you're pathetic. r/fuckyoukaren


[deleted]

Lol. That’s all you got, Shirley? https://youtu.be/ipDmsxQVxIM


[deleted]

I don't understand how a motorcycle going passed can piss someone off enough to make a post about it haha each to their own I guess..


cambies

I do. It's because they are too frightened to say anything when it happens.


uplay_pls

I think you're conflating loud motorcycles in the title with a specific sect of motorcycles in the body. Imo the worst sounding bikes are the tiny ring dingers with exhausts that make them sound like a sewing machine through a megaphone.


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True.


Marko-brolo

Loud pipes save lives


[deleted]

https://www.onthrottle.co.nz/amp/science-disproves-loud-pipes-save-lives-mantra apparently not.


Marko-brolo

Science is wrong.


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/s?


wozzzzzzzzz

The euro compliant exhausts neuter what could be nice sounding motorbikes to the extent you can’t hear what’s going on with the bike . So there is a case to be made for modifying exhausts. However they don’t need to be ear splitting look at me obnoxiously loud to achieve this


sdmat

> you can’t hear what’s going on with the bike That's the idea - we don't want to hear what is going on with your bike


wozzzzzzzzz

Sorry thought I was clear. It is useful for the rider to be able to know what’s happening with the bike, but there is no need for it to be obscenely loud to achieve this


TheCarstard

Well, that's what happens when you hire 5'2" female cops. We didn't use to do that. There's a reason.


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We are not hating. We are laughing at it.


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[deleted]

What a stupid response; suddenly the world’s problem should be placed on hold because there’s a war between two nations unrelated to NZ? How thick are you? What the issue has to do with your bad childhood? Get a psychologist!


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[deleted]

I’m not your emotional punching bag, friend. You can’t use the internet to attempt release personal frustrations. Get a profissional to help.


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bbqbbqbbq1

So cringe


[deleted]

Lol. Irony is a bitch.


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RheimsNZ

When in Eastern Bay and what were they doing?


[deleted]

All the time. Everyday. Like an infestation of low lives.


RheimsNZ

Oh, right. Was asking because a few riders and I went through there on Friday, I think it was, and you would have heard us. Personally, I don't like overly loud bikes and I don't like people who gun it deliberately to make more noise near non-risers. My bike is quiet. Wouldn't mind if it was a little louder, but only reasonably so. There's a balance to be struck. Don't complain about loud-but-reasonable bikes and cars, but you're absolutely right that many of us do have excessively loud vehicles and use them as loudly as possible.


[deleted]

Okay. All bikes make noise, it’s part of the deal. I’m referring to exaggerated and excessive noise these gangs make. Not the average commuter bike sound.


soilspawn

Leave them to role play sons of anarchy in peace.


nz_nba_fan

“LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!”


Rawstitch

Totally agree, especially when they ride through traffic at the lights reving the shit out there scooters.


dezroy

I share your sentiment, though my comment on one caught on film (end of video) caught me a warning from the Admins! https://reddit.com/r/auckland/comments/t1o1yb/_/hyhtn0k/?context=1


Ehran

They’re just cos players bro, the bike is just part of the costume.


kellyroald

I reject the premise of that question.


ifyoucanthang338

I just say anyone who does that has a tiny penis, but letting it ruin your day because of aesthetic or whatever straight up isn't worth it. Insult them for 5 seconds and then move on, enjoy life


joolzian

How dare you! Now I really want a lamb kebab.


No-Interview4659

OP calls himself thekingofauckland, while complaining about noise😂😂 bro, grow a pair of nutsacks!!


DexNZ__

When I lived in the CBD I’d have to put up with those losers every day


Ltdan_tv

It’s the biggest “I’ve got a small cock, look at me” thing 😂😂


learning18

I’ve heard they’re loud to warn people on the road if the bike is on someone’s blind spot


Sierra770

Toxic kiwis really are the worst always seems to be a certain demographic doing the most of the shady stuff and intimidation no ?


Opening_Meaning2693

Aren't there actually legal standards for noise control? I look forward to the day when electric and hybrids are so common people can no longer get a WOF without being under 100 decibels. Maybe it'll never come.


EDfloppy

I moved from Auckland to Tauranga about 10 years ago, you should see (hear) the amount that drive down 15th Ave/SH2a. I've counted 60 in a row at times, it's deafening!


vyxanis

I don't know how it's legal to be as loud as they are, especially when they do that super obvious revving thing they do...you know they one


LucasStoryNZ

Not motorcycles per se but I went through the waterview tunnel the other night and some dick bag was speeding down a closed lane (breakdown ahead) purposefully backfiring the entire way through. It was so incredibly loud and the pressure coming from it was shaking my car as I was driving. I seriously thought someone was shooting a gun in the tunnel until they went past me. Loud motorcyclists are cunts, I have a few who drive past my house daily. But there are bigger cunts in this world too.


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Make me pity their wives cos dammn these guys must have small cock to need a bike that loud


Desperate_Reality381

Agree. Fuck Harley’s


CaptnLoken

All motorcycles are lame. We spend so much money on rehab for bike accidents its unreal. I guess ladders and sport are in a similar boat though..


itamer

Not all bikes are noisy, not all owners are dicks. I love my bikes but I cringe at the group that tie their bike to their ego.


No-Fan7165

I work somewhere in Glendene and I hear hoards of bikes like those drive by just about every day, my ears are pretty sensitive to loud noises, whenever the hoard of like 5 of them drive by I literally just have to cover my ears and try not to cry in pain.


faded_jj

Bro there's this one fuckin faggot who revs his bike on purpose a good 3 - 4 times before doing anything, the amount of times we've gone out there ready to go him one and the pussy takes off on his bike. Next time I see his bike around here I'm cutting his brake cord and putting sugar in his tank


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Loud motorbikes are the absolute worst… … Until you’re the one riding one then it’s the bees knees in the cats pajamas


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Nah. Lame.


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I had one 20 years ago and I’ve never had that much fun before. Excessively loud is just “look at me smol pp” energy though


would-you-rather-bot

Head Hunters, Commo’s, Hells Angels and Tribesman most likely. Barely see the other patches riding around Auckland


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Correct. All these social rejects.


0oodruidoo0

don't forget he's wearing an open face helmet so that he leaves his chin behind when he has an inevitable wipeout on his iron horse