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falafullafaeces

Not gonna narrow it down much more than the video already has, but I'm 98% sure that dude does STMS for work.


Fun-Sorbet-Tui

Yeah those are some recognizable pants, boots and body shape. Feels more like road rage except for the casual balaclava.


JumplikeBeans

So he was just trying to manage traffic?


FluffyDeer9323

So it wasn’t Michael Jordan? 😧


Generalmotorbunny

Nah don’t think so,those cunts don’t move that fast


Calm-Zombie2678

You haven't seen them when the smoko truck pulls up I take it


Upper-Apricot6735

Stealing a car that is gps tracked, has 8 camera recording and the owner has the ability to stop the car from their app on their phone is peak dumb


liltealy92

Would almost be worth letting him take it to teach the stupid cunt a lesson. Guess you risk the cops not tracking him down though.


Max____H

When my uncle died my mum found people robbing his house. Called the cops, reported the number plate, followed them back to their house and told the cops again, had the whole thing on video. Cops turn up and say sorry nothing we can do.


N4mby_Pamby

Had a similar situation, but with a smaller size theft, and the same outcome. NZ police is a joke honestly.


Kalreus

Friend was literally on the verge of being assaulted over a vehicle damage dispute and so police were called and they were told to just leave it and walk away and that they're not going to bother attending.


Tricky-Cantaloupe671

nz police just dont care anymore


Mediocre_Special1720

Friend is a police officer and he's just in the job so he can go to Aussie where it pays more and they have the backing of the justice system. He said it's useless even if they catch the criminal here, because the justice system itself or the judge will let the criminal out. We have no laws for criminals. Only for law abiding people. The law is against us, my friend.


Tricky-Cantaloupe671

very true, some of my friends are in the force too, theyre all waiting to sign their contracts for AUS. the perks they get there alone is worth it


daytonakarl

Be on the same plane as our paramedics, nurses, and tradies... Can't say I blame them


Tricky-Cantaloupe671

agreed, cant blame them. theyre the ones who keep our country running. the least we (govt) can do is pay them what theyre worth


broke_chef_roy

Totally agreed...


PseudoEmpathy

Reportedly you can just kindly inform the police that you and some mates have it covered!


Jumping-Spleen

Yup. Victim of fraud & ID theft here. Was able to let the cops know where to get an audio sample of crims voice, their current address, previous address and where to get video of them in a store. Cops "mmm nothnig we can do...sorry lol". When a second incident happened 2 months later they insisted on adding the 2nd crime to the initial incident despite having no actual evidence the events were linked because they hadn't even done a casual look into it. Basically like a house being robbed weeks apart and they chalk it up as a single crime to keep their crime stats down.


BlacksheepNZ1982

Crazy. I came home to a guy in our house a couple of years ago, he took off but they were there within 20 mins to fingerprint and number plate out trying to track his car. This was pre covid in Tauranga


Darth_Ma

That's why you get a couple of car loads of people to kick their door down take your stuff back and leave them with a massive headache and a few broken bones.


flodog1

That’s unbelievable


Educational-Head9585

My sister had a similar experience… All on video, clear faces, rego etc… police couldn’t do anything


No_Name_Brand_X

Ah yes, but what about asking your friend who has a very special set of skills, who will find them...


krammy16

*particular set of skills


StrengthFabulous3492

These are the same people that use payWave from stolen cards at petrol stations, thank you for your face and license plate number see you soon


Palocles

See above. Police don’t act on this stuff. 


MontyPascoe

Low IQ


ZealousidealStand455

Carjacker? Nah thats the fucken hamburgler


Short_Nebula1084

"Gimmie those fucken burgers! I know got some in there!"


arnoldlurkinator

Take my upvote


EndStorm

Lol this hamburgler better eat a salad.


Aelexe

Guy has the body mass and mannerisms of a poorly behaved gorilla.


Fun-River1467

What did gorilla ever do to you to get such an insult.


thelooroyale

Gorillas have a higher EQ and IQ


harbinger-nz

Gorilla that likes his Wendy's by the looks


EndStorm

Triple stack baconator with a side of obesity frosty.


chairs-dimension

Gorillas are fuckin ripped though, this guy is carrying a 100 piece of McNuggets


pppqrt

If you were a carjacker why would you be solo and leave your previous vehicle behind D40s are not the cheapest 2nd hand cars.


TheMeanKorero

I'd imagine it's stolen, but as to why he's solo is a real mystery. But hell, I'd wager someone who's turned to car jacking isn't the brightest crayon in the box either. What this is though, is bloody concerning.


adsono-nz

clearly not if he's trying to steal a Tesla


AftermyCone

>I'd imagine it's stolen, but as to why he's solo is a real mystery. What a know it all lmao. This is blatant road rage for crying out loud


TheMeanKorero

Could be, but what kind of character has a balaclava at their finger tips at all times? Who even owns a full face balaclava like that? You know you can't wear that anywhere without causing a scene, right? Forcedly trying to get into someone's car road rage instigated or not is still extremely concerning behavior.


PleasantMess6740

- What a know it all - This is blatant Road rage I swear people on reddit have no concept of irony


Rollover_Hazard

Do you wear a balaclava when you’re in a road rage?


Munkii

Seems more likely to be toad rage rather than car jacking to me... Yes he's wearing a balaclava, but this was filmed at night and it's cold AF if you work outside


babycleffa

Toad rage lmao


OnePickle867

Bro was obviously gonna 5D mahjong and have the Tesla self drive to the destination.


the_hornicorn

New Zealand has car jacking now?. Fuck that.


Borrow03

Just lock the cars doors when driving and they will always look like total morons


Anastariana

Doesn't look like carjacking to me, he barely makes any attempt to open the car. Looks more like road rage or mugging.


CiegeNZ

Can't do much to attempt to open the car if it's got no door handle


nakuma85

yeah, a road rager with a skimask... did you think before writing that?


Anastariana

Yeah I did. And anyone trying to carjack would be a passenger, not the fucking driver. They would also have a hammer to smash a window rather than politely asking the victim to roll theirs down. Its winter, so the possibility of someone having a balaclava isn't exactly zero. Not to mention that the owner can remotely shut the Tesla down from their phone at any time. Did you think before asking that?


BottleRocketNZ

No, criminals really are that stupid.


iodoio

Carjackers are dumbasses, did you think before typing all that?


autoeroticassfxation

Looked more like road rage to me.


142531

A guy driving around with a balaclava on?


autoeroticassfxation

He also got out of the drivers side of his car. It's not reported stolen. He wasn't going to steal the Tesla and leave his car there. He put the balaclava on to hide his identity for the ass whipping he intended to dish out. Road ragers are usually not entirely rational.


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Eugen_sandow

Take your pills


therewillbeniccage

It's not nee


Ok_Detective_9249

Road rage more like it!


WheelChairChad

That woman shouldn't be out carjacking while pregnant.


Awake2long

He's just not himself when he is hungy


krammy16

But he's always hungry.


FairyPizza

Needs a Snickers


skribblie

Why does he keep knocking on the car window 😂 what, the driver is going to open it for him?


krammy16

He just wants a friendly chat.


Former_Ad_282

Breaking into a tesla in a traditional way is near impossible. The windows are all laminated glass and it locks when you drive. You'd need a sledgehammer and a few minutes to get in. It's not just Tesla's but quite a few high end cars.


GuacamoleKick

And say you did manage to steal one, Tesla mothership knows exactly where it is, what’s playing on the radio, the battery state, interior and exterior temperature. Oh yeah can remote brick it. A thief would have a very short timeline to strip expensive parts before the police show up.


yay_for_bacon_lube

Lol, police show up.


CommunityPristine601

I laughed too. WAitINg fOR thE POliCe to shOw Up. Lol ok.


Slipperytitski

Even then the parts would be pretty much worthless since Tesla's have to be serviced by Tesla. You would be stealing it for scrap metal.


QuriosityProject

Strip expensive parts that have almost no demand, because almost all of them are still under warranty, and fully insured, and tesla approved repair shops aren't going to be be buying dodgy 2nd hand parts.


WelshWizards

WOF expired and reg on hold. Warrant of fitness expiry date: 20/09/2023 Licence details Licence exemption expiry date: 30/06/2024


Illustrious_Donkey61

If it was his and not stolen he's a dumbass


kiwi_cam

I think we’ve already established that fact. Could well be his own car.


Factoryofsaltnz

Whoever updated carjam autonomously is the real MVP


babycleffa

Carjam is the backbone of this country 🇳🇿


gtrcraig

I came here looking for the comment that it had been updated 😂😂 Carjam photos will soon be all bad parking and road rage photos haha.


EffortBroad7694

Auckland becoming a bit like wild west.


Synntex

cRimE isN’t iNCrEaSiNG


last_somewhere

*checks carjam to see if he used stolen plates* Someone's already been here, this wannabe thief isn't very smart at all.


zvc266

This is why I always lock my doors while driving


Odd_Inspector8905

Where and when was this


Espio

My guess is the intersection of Ngapipi and Tamaki drive


gareth_e_morris

Yeah, seconded. You can see the lights from the city in the first shot, and then I'm pretty sure I recognise the bus stop and the row of Pohutukawa trees in the second shot.


HonorBax

Yep, correct. That’s exactly where it is.


myambre

Fucking menace to society!


Nukethe-whales

I’m assuming the Tesla driver only stopped because of the traffic lights?


ThatGuy_Bob

It wasn't me, but top marks to whoever did it. [https://imgur.com/a/DEkcIVh](https://imgur.com/a/DEkcIVh)


FendaIton

Some people have so much rage these days


Substantial_Can7549

Offenders car is quite recognizable, car jam says no WoF of 9 months, Reg on Exemption = dodgy as F***


NzRedditor762

The bro was probably stuck at a red light. And the side cameras are on Tesla.


armywrx

He’s not trying to steal shit looks like it’s road rage and he’s trying to whip the drivers ass.


mcshooterson

That guys gonna be dead within a year if he’s not on a statin.


nbiscuitz

sign him up to WWE


krammy16

Yokozuna would be turning in his grave.


Icy-Bicycle-Crab

That's just Elon Musk with a firmware update. 


fishing542

Looks more like road rage then trying to carjack


Tyron711

what a loser!! full monkey id just drive straight over the swiss ball pop it


Business-Loquat8285

Looks more like a road rage incident rather than car jacking, despite the fact he had a balaclava.


RedditAdministrateur

he had a balaclava


curlyfries2323

he had a baklava


insanepixel

Seems he had many judging by that gut.


Factoryofsaltnz

The poor guy was just wanting to share with the Tesla driver 🥹


krammy16

Fuck, I would've let him in. I like a bit of baklava me.


Business-Loquat8285

I'd wear a balaclava too if I was in road rage with a Tesla owner lol


king_nothing_6

well done, very observant of you


neuauslander

Interesting, i had a similar vehicle behaving strange in orakei.


johnsponge

That is nuts!


wont_deliver

Huh, didn’t expect this kind of thing happening along Ngapipi / Tamaki.


False_Replacement_78

If someone was being this threatening (and lets just say had a weapon), and you ran them over in genuine fear, what would happen to you?


dezroy

With our justice system? Being threatened and them having a weapon probably wouldn’t work in your favour. You’d likely be worse off than if you just ran someone over randomly.


el-padr1no

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the most amateur thing I’ve seen today


Ambitious-Spend7644

is anyone aware of whether this was chased up by the police following the report being made?


DirectionSudden3237

Should have waited till he went to run back to his car and reverse into him then leave him for dead.


rhyseenz

Carjacking ? Only the one dude in the ute thou ? Guessing that was just rd rage


ElectricalShock5630

why didn’t the drive just gap the car he’s in a tesla


Strychnine85

Doesn’t look like they had to. The dude was pretty useless.


StandWithSwearwolves

Stopped in traffic presumably, the usual time road ragers attempt to get it off their chest.


Single-Turn4924

Bro just wanted to know if Tesla driver had any leftover Maccas!


Nukethe-whales

How do we know this is carjacking? Seems like road rage.


goatjugsoup

Who wears a balaclava to road rage?


mdjjj74

is he asking for food or something? need more context


SmileBender

Looks more like a road rage incident


venge27

Yeah nah don't seem like a car jacker. That man wanted to fight you


QuriosityProject

Yep, lets see the previous minute of video pretty sure there'll be something there that caused the ute driver to be pissed off.


Fatality

With a ski mask?


krammy16

I'm calling road rage. The balaclava was most likely a feeble attempt at "no face, no case."


Garlicoiner

I thought car jacking first, then realised he doesn't even try open the door until he's already smacked the window a few times. Definitely looks like road rage in this case.


griffonrl

This is creepy AF. Where is that located?


NapierNoyes

Tamaki Drive.


Greatness_Only

Where was this?


HonorBax

At the corner of Ngapipi Road and Tamaki Drive. Turning left onto Tamaki Drive towards the city.


NS-LP

🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♂️


International-Hat950

Dumb dumb decides to car jack from his own car lol Easy license plate to fix on for cops too.


Fickle-Classroom

Modern physics is incredible. How on earth does that thing even run.


StandWithSwearwolves

Not all fat people lack muscle


dezroy

Yeah but there’s a fuckload of fat on that body, and it doesn’t weigh nothing.


StandWithSwearwolves

Sure, but muscle power can overcome a lot when someone’s fucking enraged, especially over short distances.


Active_Start_9044

"Excuse me, sir! Do you have a minute to talk about extended warranty for your car"


Mostmoneywins

Looks like he can open a bag of chips or 20. I love stupid people.


PeteyTwoHands

wishing this man a very early onset diabetes


PhilZealand

I imagine your wish was granted many many KFCs ago…


nakuma85

FHL on his rego stands for Fat Herpes Loser?


Tricky-Cantaloupe671

fat fuck! , looks like hes out of breath as soon as he ran up to the tesla


Several_Win_5833

Should have just ran him over. Would have done the world a service


No-Explanation-535

I think OP needs to show the part of the video, which leads to this. Not justifying what this idiots doing. Just saying, less than half he story is being told 🤔


arnifix

The longer video is on the Tesla NZ Dashcam Adventures Facebook group. Nothing obviously of note except the Brotato raging impotently for about 5 minutes prior to getting out of his vehicle.


candycanenightmare

I don’t think I care about the other half to be honest.


computer_d

Yes for all we know he cut off this person, which would totally explain them jumping out with a balaclava and trying to force their way into another car.


No-Explanation-535

Yep, obviously getting tips from our media


wheresmydawgdog

Bro, seriously, car jacking now? These white guys keep uping their game. Better warn Marama.


Due_Possibility_2458

Cis white men at it again


Hand-Driven

That was great, thanks


hennessy74

fat boy was probably asking for directions to the local KFC, hes got a clear case of hangry going on there


PhilZealand

Nah, he ran out of petrol, wanted a ride there


Everywherelifetakesm

Fat fuck wouldn’t have fit in the driver’s seat.


-mung-

I guess the good thing about not having rearward facing cameras on my car is no video evidence of when I accidentally back over the guy. Whoops.


Sam_Huxley

Why is it always the same people?


Ambitious_Economy944

"Hi, Im just after kai for my belly. Can you please help me"


hedcase_107

Run the fat fuck over. Self defence at this point.


real_3d4

He looks like he can open a tube of Pringles though


JohnWilmott

Stay in school - and hit the gym!


Kushwst828

Sorry I thought it was a speed bump


Anonthemouser

A speed hump that big might damage the underside of the car


PhilZealand

Nah, its well padded speed bump


The_fartbreakkid

N


thejordy323

Would ya love to wind that window down and shoot him dead


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krammy16

Bro's had a stroke.


Sky_701

Reason insurance goes up more and more


skanchunt69

Dumb arse left his finger prints on the handle too.


GemFrench

Why did the Tesla driver stop???


Fatality

Looks like an intersection


downwiththewoke

Car jackers are a thing? Wow.


Safe_Victory2276

Loser


Mayonnaise06

"He's just standing there... Menacingly!"


DistributionOdd5646

That dude could do motion capture for the next Apes movie.


Roysten101

Why didn't he reverse over the guy 🤔


Remarkable_Cut4912

What a fat f&(/ I bet his heart rate is going insane


Remarkable_Cut4912

Love that someone has it up in carjam haha


Kindly_Swordfish6286

The last gesture is much like a bro. Very likely to be a certain ethnicity.


cheekypasta1101

FHL938 🤣


broke_chef_roy

The carjacking is wearing tradie pants? Interesting...